My first week as....A THIEF

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@wtfbilly143 10 месяцев назад

Went from robbery to financial planning 😂😂😂😂

@kingmeech5238 10 месяцев назад

LMAO FACTS😂😅

@isisisi. 10 месяцев назад

Right ?! 😂😂😂😂😂

@bcgmktg 10 месяцев назад

First and last week as a thief, you bout to get fired from thieving too.

@toyam5730 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@elenam9435 10 месяцев назад

She won't last a week. I'd give her 24-48 hours. If that long...😂😂😂

@IntuitivelyDriven 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@msbettyofnewark5812 10 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joycebaker85 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@naye5178 10 месяцев назад

This was definitely the beauty salon robber😂

@nila309 10 месяцев назад

For sure!

@bossladykey2 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ad-Lo 10 месяцев назад

My first thoughts EXACTLY! 😂

@IAmTheoracle007 10 месяцев назад

Thank you, I think it was a nail salon but I was right there with you on this one

@bubblestcat 10 месяцев назад

WOOORRRD!!!!

@Future-zx9ts 10 месяцев назад

EJ, you’re going to be about as successful as the guy at the nail salon! 👀👀🤣🤣🤣

@yaoibabe 10 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣

@KV-mz8ro 10 месяцев назад

Right! Just walk on out…😂😂😂😂

@keniseshelton927 10 месяцев назад

Right lol

@kelliewilliams1562 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@CoCo_Moody 10 месяцев назад

😂😂 Exactly!!

@wallacerica 10 месяцев назад

I cannot. Thieving definitely ain't for you. "I'll see you next time. Maybe you'll have something." 🤣

@carmenmasters2002 10 месяцев назад

I see a very lucrative careeer .. as an inmate 😂

@misslee3700 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@IAmClearAsCrystal 10 месяцев назад

What’s a “mini-gun” and how do you go from thief to business coach?

@FirstLast-dk1ex 10 месяцев назад

Lol, she was practicing her business Speak before she started preaching this in jail😂😂

@laurenm.7264 10 месяцев назад

A hot glue gun 😂😂😂

@querellenono2683 10 месяцев назад

The M134 Minigun is an American 7.62×51mm NATO six-barrel rotary machine gun with a high rate of fire (2,000 to 6,000 rounds per minute).[2] It features a Gatling-style rotating barrel assembly with an external power source, normally an electric motor. The "Mini" in the name is in comparison to larger-caliber designs that use a rotary barrel design, such as General Electric's earlier 20 mm M61 Vulcan, and "gun" for the use of rifle ammunition as opposed to autocannon shells. "Minigun" refers to a specific model of weapon that General Electric originally produced, but the term "minigun" has popularly come to refer to any externally powered rotary gun of rifle caliber. The term is sometimes used loosely to refer to guns of similar rates of fire and configuration, regardless of power source and caliber.

@querellenono2683 10 месяцев назад

Arnold had one in Predator and Terminator 2

@ToriJanet 10 месяцев назад

The symbolism of the folding chair quietly leaning against the wall in case it is needed.

@Ad-Lo 10 месяцев назад

💀💀💀

@yrb5512 10 месяцев назад

Good catch 😂somebody better grab it in the name of the Montgomery boat brawl 😂

@CoCo_Moody 10 месяцев назад

I didn't even catch that one 😂

@shekinawashington 10 месяцев назад

I seent it make a cameo appearance! 😂😂😂

@ZebraLens 10 месяцев назад

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

@CoasterVision 10 месяцев назад

"You probably can't tell cuz I was so smooth with it but this my first robbery" LMAO

@CocoButta 10 месяцев назад

Did you steal Ms Jackie's burgundy lunchbox with the pinto beans??? Just asking for a friend😂😂😂

@tdperrychatham 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂 not the lunchbox again!! Ms Jackie still crying

@taliahsworld4149 10 месяцев назад

And her favorite scripture 😊

@GuavaGirlAlice 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@GardeningGraceAndGratitude 10 месяцев назад

Ms Jackie still upset about her lunchbox. 😂😂😂😂

@tonyawaldon1432 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂 lawd, where Robert at??

@Katchancellor 10 месяцев назад

You should've watched "Set It Off" for some tips before you embarked on your new career. 😂😂😂

@wellitsclose 10 месяцев назад

“Girl what you need me to do!” Is wiiiiilllld 😂

@Bignstuf 10 месяцев назад

I thought this was going to end up being a commercial for business grants … but nope that thief was really concerned about the business😂

@Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 10 месяцев назад

Same! 😂😂😂

@naye5178 10 месяцев назад

Its the uneven eye holes for me😂😂😂

@2400md 10 месяцев назад

The heat has officially gotten to EJ 😂😂😂

@tdperrychatham 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mshammy1 10 месяцев назад

😅😅😅😊

@karenl.forest7083 10 месяцев назад

the way I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaellynch9557 10 месяцев назад

“You need a grant!” #dead😂😂😂

@shawnise 10 месяцев назад

"Do you know your business credit score?" 😂😂😂

@lizziewade169 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂The fact that you keep revealing yourself!😂😂😂😂😂

@newton3483 10 месяцев назад

Giving financial advice while robbing😂😅

@Dr.DeeDesta 10 месяцев назад

The most compassionate, funny robber ever!😂😂😂

@aprilfragoza6447 10 месяцев назад

Heyyy dee

@Dr.DeeDesta 10 месяцев назад

@@aprilfragoza6447 hey cuz!

@psychedupbruce 10 месяцев назад

“This thang is itching me” is me for SURE. I could never.

@missyelle2749 10 месяцев назад

When I tell you I laughed so hard. I know doggone well she did not sit up and counsel the owner of the store she was trying to rob!!!! EJ are a blessing to us and I pray for your continued success and abundance because you surely deserve it!

@thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666 10 месяцев назад

Yea...that took me out! 🤣🤣🤣

@missyelle2749 10 месяцев назад

@@thelawofficeofjbhilliard8666 right!! I swear she has me thinking these are real characters when I watch her. Let’s not forget Ms Jackie. I pray one day someone returns her burgundy lunch sack. Lol😂

@Book2screenqueen 10 месяцев назад

Stealing the gift cards is low 😂😂😂

@tamaraglenn1574 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 “Check your bra” had me rolling

@BeeDoll01 10 месяцев назад

EJ I swear you're just the gift that keeps on giving ! 😂🤣

@acts17v34 10 месяцев назад

This is one of best descriptions of EJ that I have heard. 🥰

@Resilience1908 10 месяцев назад

I’m so proud of EJ for not breaking character 🤣🤣🤣

@reginataylor9701 10 месяцев назад

“Don’t play with me😡….Cause you need a grant”👀 😭😂🤦‍♀️😭😭😭😭

@CurlyToeChronicles 10 месяцев назад

You definitely want to go to jail😂😂😂 Fred come get yo wife!!!!!

@sweetestblkesscense 10 месяцев назад

I am so weak‼️Not check your bra😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mamarha2011 10 месяцев назад

Not you trying to give business advice in the middle of a robbery with the folding chair in the background tho!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ronibigbangnicole 10 месяцев назад

Lmaoo EJ!! You are hilariousl!! Not first robbery and you constantly taking the mask off!! 🥴😬😅

@nila309 10 месяцев назад

It will inevitably be the last one too!

@yvetteboonecreates 10 месяцев назад

Girl I definitely could not tell it was your first robbery....you did real good!! LOL. Hilarious!!

@yanichambers9900 10 месяцев назад

On a whim 😂😂 Girl I’m weak 😂😂

@ashleyzviitei 10 месяцев назад

From robber to business advisor😂😅

@tamaradebose 10 месяцев назад

EJ is a bona fide nut!!! If I didn’t know it before, I know it now. 😅😂😅😂😂😂

@silineolesclir7843 10 месяцев назад

No EJ, you could NEVER 😂😂😂. You digressed so quickly from your purpose of robbery and fell into talking story. So funny. Thank you for this one.

@pri_shay_dior 10 месяцев назад

You lifting up your mask reminded me of the guy that robbed a store while wearing a box. He accidentally knocked it off. 😂

@Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 10 месяцев назад

Wait what? I need to look that video up. Lol

@pri_shay_dior 10 месяцев назад

@@Itsalwaysbeenaboutme1844 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-o3900Nnwg0E.html

@wordsofcheer8442 10 месяцев назад

lol...tears in my eyes the whole way through. I needed this laugh today! Comedy/laughter is definitely medicine for the soul.

@wandat5042 10 месяцев назад

“I’ll see you next time” did EJ make an appointment to rob Sheika again?😂😂

@hawtnsweet 10 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣

@mars9986 10 месяцев назад

I can just imagine her putting that hat back in the closet and becoming confused come winter. 'Which one of ya'll... wait, no that was me."

@dr.princessbriggs 10 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@redoracameron2249 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chrism9294 10 месяцев назад

When she said, “Don’t worry about it” to the lady without a purse and no money in her bra, so understanding ❤😂❤😂.

@Zoe_Halls 10 месяцев назад

It's the back to back content for me 😊😊😊😊😊

@bethanybarfield5866 10 месяцев назад

Baby! you too distracted, you would've been tackled within 5 minutes of the robbery, that ain't for you. 😂😂😂

@js1js135 10 месяцев назад

She *DEFINITELY* needs a business grant! LOL

@GeekedonRnB 10 месяцев назад

I thought EJ was about to throw a promotion in there when she started giving business advice 😂😂

@younglaster 10 месяцев назад

This is my fear: that I'll encounter this level of shenanigans and get shot for laughing at them.

@jenniferbetsill439 10 месяцев назад

EJ don't quit your day job because being a stick up person not for you. Sheika gonna tell everybody she know on you.😂😂😂

@chloelageaux769 10 месяцев назад

What in the don't set it off is going on here?! Lol 😂😂😂

@kryssyskloud 10 месяцев назад

Those eye slits got me rollin’!! ❤😂😂😂❤

@ct580 10 месяцев назад

Sister you is craaaazzzzy😂😂😂😂😂😂

@4789slydax 10 месяцев назад

I was in tears before you started talking. Loved it.

@karenl.forest7083 10 месяцев назад

Not EJ giving financial counseling and empathy to the shop owner🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Bre_R 10 месяцев назад

EJ you are a breath of fresh air!! this was much needed after I quit my job today. I emailed my Manager my notice today at lunch, that today is my last day effective immediately. messed her whole lunch up, she resort to begging for me stay on, but it's a NOPE. I don't like working under duress and threats. so she EFFed around and found out. I wasn't the only one she threatened; from supervisor all the way down. she wrote up my supervisor for not coming to work (her mother had a heart attack, she notified the Manager of this on her way to the hospital). So yeah.

@shalawndudley2094 10 месяцев назад

Wow! What a toxic environment 😮

@fareladee5970 10 месяцев назад

GOOD FOR YOU!

@Glitch_1000 10 месяцев назад

“This is DEFINITELY a stick up.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Stick-Up Shana, y’all.

@Gabi2484 10 месяцев назад

Not "check your bra"! 🤣🤣🤣

@michaellynch9557 10 месяцев назад

Sheika!!???😂😂😂😂

@pockahantiss 10 месяцев назад

I needed this today. My 27 year old cousin went to glory today. I really needed to at least smirk today. Thanks E.J.🕊💔😔

@teenacherry4958 10 месяцев назад

My condolences to you. May they rest in peace 🙏🏾 🕊

@GH4m9708 10 месяцев назад

My condolences to you and your family 🙏🏾

@selenasimmons6653 10 месяцев назад

🙏🏽🤍

@stephanieramires7750 10 месяцев назад

I'm so sorry for your loss 🙏

@avyhes 10 месяцев назад

I am so sorry for your loss

@GEAUXUNA 10 месяцев назад

Lol having a whole financial planning meeting 😂

@sunkissedarkandainty01 10 месяцев назад

I spit up my sprite 😂😂🤣😂 E.j. you are craaaazzzyyy!!! I'm D.U.N DONE 🛌 😂😂

@Cheray_ 10 месяцев назад

I gotta see the boo-hoo mugshot, EJ don't need no Newport...she tellin' all on herself, "ain't no robbery if I didn't get anything"🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️❤🙏🏾

@bossladykey2 10 месяцев назад

How you a robbing the joint and telling them where you keep your 💳 at 😂😂😂😂😂.. EJ you gonna get caught now that Sheeka saw your face 😂😂😂😂😂

@Jerel_con_jota 10 месяцев назад

Not the robber consulting 😂😂😂

@Naayaah.s1471 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 OMG my belly hurts. Thank you , all the way from Somaliland.

@tjax5534 10 месяцев назад

EJ! 😂😂😂😂 Threats, sympathy, and business advice 😂😂😂 WHY?!? 😂😂😂😂

@vernellhill9920 10 месяцев назад

EJ you are tripping w/out the luggage 😂

@RockieC1 10 месяцев назад

Lmaooo the barley cut eye holes 🤣🤣

@kdubbswinston3673 10 месяцев назад

But did y'all peep 👀 the black FOLDING CHAIR🪑 in the background!!!! 👍💯🙌👏👏👏😂

@nataliecowans4443 10 месяцев назад

You need a grant! EJ done went from robbing to helping save the business 😂🤣

@user-wb5ut1ss8i 10 месяцев назад

This is the only job where she didn't ask about when she was going on her break.

@BFFiong 10 месяцев назад

It was a good first try EJ 😂😂😂

@Ad-Lo 10 месяцев назад

No! Stop lying to her!

@OppositeofHATE7 10 месяцев назад

The business guru and the ineffective robber rolled into one video 😂

@LuvLight44 10 месяцев назад

The smooth walk thru the door had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tinaturnerforpresident5918 10 месяцев назад

We see the chair in the back.

@keepithappy9436 10 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂Sheka, is that you!😂😂

@DC-fo3gh 10 месяцев назад

I NEEDED THIS LAUGH 😃 😀

@acts17v34 10 месяцев назад

The way this had me and my daughter laughing was something else. I love getting to hear her laugh.

@chattingwithaqueen 10 месяцев назад

Why I thought that was a Crown Royal strap on bag 😂

@raye407 10 месяцев назад

"This thang is itchin me!!" 😂😂

@Kemfucious 10 месяцев назад

All EJ needed to do was sprinkle a few "please and thank yous" to complete the failed yet nicest robbery attempt known on Obama's internet 😂😂😂

@mshammy1 10 месяцев назад

Pulling up the "robbers mask" sent me. 😅😅 Ej!!! Lawd!!

@keniseshelton927 10 месяцев назад

I was done when she sat down and took off her mask/hat lmao

@domenicwilson5296 10 месяцев назад

The moment she started messing with that mask all I could think about was Django🤣🤣

@hanifahevans 10 месяцев назад

I screamed when EJ sat down talking about, how can I help? 😂😂😂

@gregthomas355 10 месяцев назад

I see EJ learning from the nail salon fiasco from last week!

@lovelyjay4400 10 месяцев назад

This was too good🤣

@snQQpy1 10 месяцев назад

@ejspeaks did NOT just say "I know you couldn't tell this was my 1st robbery; I was so smooth with it!" ... I'm 💀💀💀💀💀

@tdperrychatham 10 месяцев назад

My 2023 Halloween Costume!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tjbird.hispurpose 10 месяцев назад

Between the cross-image of HamBurglar and Dumb Donald (Cosby Kids) in my mind and THEN lifting the mask, I lost it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EJ is a comedic genius!! 🎉👏🏾🙌🏾