My Grievances with Medieval Times (the dinner show) 

I’m learning that other people have different memories of the green knight, namely that he’s not always the bad guy or winner! So either certain locations are run differently or I’ve had incredible luck to always have the green knight be the bad guy! 😆 Another note, including Ireland in the graphic of Great Britain was an animation error! My bad! Sorry! 😅

Rebecca losing her flower by calling out the integrity of that knight was a banner moment for her that ultimately crowned her a queen.

The last time I was at the ren fair, I was put in the row with the “evil knight” who was really just boisterous and egotistical. The charm of that dude had us in his section cheering louder than anyone else

Fun fact: Every time my grandma has gone to Medieval Times, she has always been assigned to the winning knight.

"HEY! What the hell?! I didnt tell you to cheat on your wife!" has got to be the funniest sentence in this entire video😂

“Could you use your filthy hands to pass me THE plaugE?” Got me dying 😂

I actually applied for a job at medieval times. I applied to be a squire, something they were really hurting for, I checked every needed box on the application, did Theatre for over a decade, experience with stage combat and weapons, and studied medieval customs and history and I was still rejected. And do you know they reason they said I couldn’t be a squire? Because squire was training to be a knight, and all the knights had to be guys. So in other words, I couldn’t have the position because I was a lass. But they happily offered the job of dishwasher or bar/kitchen wench. -_-

I remember when my knight became the villain. We were cheering for the black and white knight and when he revealed that he was the villain, we were surprised at first, but then my whole family and a bunch of other people started cheering for him. We all went to the dark side after that,but I think it’s funny that an 8 year old (me) and her dad were yelling for the black and white night to “FINISH HIM!!!!!)

Fun fact! My first (and so far only) Medieval times trip, the green knight was the good guy AND won! Same antlers, uniform and everything!

i actually went here as a field trip, honestly the loudest ive ever screamed for a flower before realizing they were for the girls.

Becca's sense of humor has gotten better and better. "But I don't have a queen, so go fish" made me laugh harder than I should've.

I love how she just says "but I don't have a queen so go fish" I was laughing so so so hard😂

Betcha that Knight knew exactly what he was doing giving Becca that banner. She was sort of acting like a Queen who was being ignored.

Becca yelling "You Suck!" absolutely killed me! 🤣

"There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?"

I forgot how many accents she can pull off it's honestly amazing

I went to a Medieval Times show at the end of November this year, had gone to the bathroom because I had been holding it in for half the show, came back during the falconry section, THAT BIRD NEARLY SWOOPED ME.

I actually got the rose from a knight once, on a school fieldtrip. I was partnered with a friend and her parents, who were our chaperones. When the rose was thrown to me, I caught it, but my friend literally SNATCHED IT FROM MY HANDS, saying that the knight "meant to give it to her." Her parents ordered her to give it back, but she refused, and I started crying. Her parents were so nice, though, and asked the staff to get me a new one!

Pretty sure the green knight with antlers is actually a reference to the Green Knight in Arthurian lore. A fae who tried to scare queen guinevere to death on the sister of king arthur, morgan le fay's orders. So that could explain why the green knight is always the villain.

2:45 "Red Knight throws his shield but Blue avoids- OH, MY GAWD! PUNT KICK, HE NAILS THE PUNT KICK FOR THE WIN!" That man went from fighting like Captain America to use one of the finishers of Randy Orton in a span of 3 seconds, that has to be a record

Ok this is randome, but i love how Rebecca used a picture of Darcy from Amphibia and Emperor Belos from The Owl House. I love those shows so much!!!!!❤❤❤❤

I went to Medieval Times for the first time this year and it was genuinely eye opening for me. WHEN THEY FIGHT AND THEY HIT EACH OTHER WITH THE SWORDS THERE ARE SPARKS!!!!

I sat in the "bad guy's" section way back in the day, and we didn't have any problems rooting for him because he was OUR bad guy. We were like, "YEAH! Boo, you other people! We're awesome!" Factionalism sets in pretty fast and hard in a situation like that. Then once he went down people were allied with their other nearby sections.

I’ll let anyone torture me in the most gruesome way possible.. BEFORE YOU TOUCH OR EVEN DARE TO LOOK AT MY MEW CARD

THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!! I went to one so long ago in Baltimore. My cousin rooted for the green knight and was absolutely DEVASTATED when his section lost. I’ve never seen more tears on a child’s face.

As someone who has insider info from my visits I'll try to explain some of your grievances! 1. The torture museum originated as something for the more adult crowd as almost everything about the show and presentation is super PG or PG13. As far as I know the torture museums are going to be phased out of the castles to make room for other necessary amenities (family bathroom, quiet rooms, storage). 2. The winner and villain of the show depends on which show we are talking about as they change every 4 years or so. The previous show had a designated outside villain, a GoT inspired northman or viking. As for this show the colour that wins or is the villain often changes weekly or even daily depending on what the manager of the knights decides. But yes you are correct that in a previous show the green knight was a designated villain but currently not the case. And you are correct that there used to be more villains that weren't associated with a specific knight. 3. Knight are instructed to throw flowers to young children and elderly women so as a college age person it makes sense he'd skip you but you screaming definitely changed his mind to give you the sash haha 4. you kind of already figured it out but I had this happen to me too. The VIP package says "front row OR first 2 rows on the middle sections" didn't know that the first time but sometimes if you make a request (politely) to be not in the middle sections they can sometimes shuffle you around to be front row in another section. Your waiter was probably new and didnt know what the package included I've had that happened to me as well

My favorite part of the Ren Faire is the torture museum. 😂

4:05 AN ACTOR WITH A CHAINSAW JUMPS OUT AND STARTS PELTING EVERYBODY WITH BODY PARTS!

3:06 We're leaving that to MatPat

The eyes explain every queens expresions💅

I went to the Maryland Medieval Times a few years ago around my birthday and my family had the green knight. I was in a big Hunchback of Notre Dame phase at the time, and the actor looked exactly like Phoebus from the movie. (So you could imagine how quickly my almost 17 year old heart fell for this guy 😆)And as someone who loves to play along with acts/shows/characters and whatnot, I played along like it was a real joust and as any honorable court lady would, cheered my knight on excitedly. I think he was happy I was playing along and returned my blown kisses when he threw me my flower. When he revealed himself as the villain and said all those insults to the queen, I remember acting like a lover scorned, yet still pretended to mourn when he died. I still have the rose he gave me preserved in the fridge.

BLOODSHED. We love it!

Rebecca: antlered villains are all the rage these days. Me patiently waiting for belos to appear.

I would love to know what everyone's (specifically Rebecca's mom, brother, and Brooks) reactions were when Rebecca screamed "You suck". 🤣🤣🤣

Hilariously enough, the Green Knight at the first show my girlfriend and I ever went to was the good guy AND he won the whole thing!

I like how Rebecca is not only trying to take over medieval times She's also trying to bring all of her followers to the top with her

3:39 well I'm gonna have a goth phase

As a history buff, I have mixed feelings on Medieval Times. The many glaring historical inaccuracies make me cringe, but if it helps young visitors to get interested in history, I see that as a win

Literally made me throw my head back laughing with that delivery: “THEY had a queen and THEY had a queen… but *I* don’t got any queens so GO FISH.”

I had the black and white knight and he was the villain of the night by I was there with my high school so we were having a blast siding with our night for bloodshed

I actually just went to medieval times in Dallas today! My history teacher also works as Queen Isabella, and I really wanted to go see her. From a person who had never been to one of these before, (and not counting things that happen behind the scenes) I thought it was an absolutely fantastic experience!! When our knight was throwing flowers, I was sitting all the way in the back row but he leaned back and threw the flower right at me to make sure that I got it!! And my teacher towards the end even surprised me by coming up to my seat and crowning me as the queen of love and beauty with a purple sash and tiara :’))) (im not sure if that was even in the script or anything, she went out of her way to make me feel happy and special 😭) it was so so so sweet of her to do, and I’ll never forget her kindness in that moment. There’s definitely ups and downs to the show, but I had a great time and I hope others did as well :)

Truly is a Queen, totally deserved both the rose and the banner 🙄💅✨

The green knight isn’t always bad, I went with the band and choir from my school and he wasn’t the bad guy or the winner. Also he was really hot and so all the girls on my bus speed ran stalking him online.

I gobble up everything rebecca posts I love her humor

I went to Medieval Times only once years ago when I went to Florida with some relatives, and needless to say I couldn't quite enjoy it myself. Not necessarily for the reasons you listed here, but because I was feeling weirdly overwhelmed by the crowds and atmosphere and everything that we had to leave before I could fully erupt into a panic attack. I really should go back one day and give it a legitimate chance, it always looked fun through the lens of others partaking like this. Great job on the video btw, I stumbled across one of your Shorts via the "recommended" feed, and decided to check your videos. So far this and your "WORST PRANK" videos are already my favorites.

2:47 the way he just kicks the blue knight across the face, LOVE IT😂

I went with my family, and we happened to be in the "bad" night section. When our knight won his first fight and tried to finish him, the princess stopped and allowed the people 2 decide the losers fate....to bad I wasn't as good as she hoped. Me and my sisters boyfriend managed to start a "blood" chant that the whole section took up 😆

When I went here for a field trip as a kid, I was really picky about what I ate and drank. I didn’t know what they were serving to drink, so I asked the waiter: “Excuse me, what drink is this?” They said: “Dragon Spit.” I then avoided that cup like the plague. Not even a classmate next to me telling me that it’s soda enticed me since I didn’t like soda.

As a person who has an obsession with history, the best way I can describe the actual medieval era is… I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!!!!

I’ve gone to a medieval times once, it was a school activity and pretty much everyone I talked to loved the experience. We got assigned the green knight, and honestly he was the protagonist in all of our eyes, the most charming of the bunch. Our green team was so lively, we had interactions with various staff at multiple points, made enemies with the red team who were in front of us, became besties with them later in the show, and were by far the most supportive of the groups. Everyone would scream their throats dry whenever the green knight came out, or rode past our group on his horse. He didn’t win, but wasn’t the villain either. I remember his death filled the arena with legitimate cries, it was so heartbreaking for the green team. I got a flower as well! Very happy about that. All in all, I really enjoyed it, very fun experience and honestly, in my eyes, the green knight will always be my favorite of the knights. And if your curious about who won, I think it was the black and white knight, or the checkered knight.

And here I just thought you had beef with an entire historical era.

I remember going to medieval times. I got the queen of the tournament sash as well, and my brother was actually one of the first boys to ever get a flower. I also liked not having to use utensils.

I worked at Medival Times in buena park 2018-2019. I was a gift shop employee for a year and a server for about 7 months. Some things that she doesnt know, seats are literally first first serve. Want the best seats? Be in line first and be vip. Secondly, the black knight story wasnt used for multiple years by the time i worked there. When i first worked there, there was no king, just the princess and two dudes that help her run the kingdom. Every show, the color that is the villian and the color that is the hero are predetermined. But the roles where different colors each show. I got asked who wins and who loses, and i always had to explained that the only people who know are the actors and knights. Also, do not come if you have animal allergies, you will have a reaction to the horses. A bit into being a server, the story change to one about a Queen. I actually liked it more. Okay some additional stuff, little girls have a better chance at getting the flowers, knight favors (the ribbion), and lady of love and beauty. Sounds like to me the knight just wanted to impress some women. you CAN get utinesles, they will be plastic, and the servers are instructed to deny they exist unless the guest really doesnt want to eat with hands.

8:01 Lol maybe you wouldn’t have gotten that Queen banner WITHOUT insulting the knight Becca 😆

The first time I ever went to Medieval Times, I was around 8-9 years old and the knight I was rooting for saw me with my giant cone hat and decided to take his rose and give it to me as a cute gesture. Little me was so flattered XD And of course, it was the green knight I was rooting for. Oh well!

I once went to a dinner theater, but it was pirate themed. My family was given the red section and had to cheer for the red pirate even though he was the villian. He was a great actor though, so I didn't mind. Before the show started, I bought a stuffed animal parrot. When the red pirate was walking through our section before the start of the performance, he asked if he could eat my parrot. I laughed and said no, but it was fun to noticed.

YESS MY QUEEN!! I love you and your videos!

"By royal decree all subjects must plant their posteriors and listen to their queens mad ravings" but I wanted to go brush my teeth :(

Seeing Darcy and belos suddenly made me fall off my chair and I am literally serious my head is in pain

I went to the Buena Park location couple of weeks ago and it was a splendid show! Now I’m seeing that you made a video about it!

The bit about Disneyland and the haunted mansion is true with Disney world and alien encounter.

English major student here: the green knight probably (or, considering the horns, most definitely) references "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight" (author unknown), in which a Green Knight shows up at King Arthur's round table during holiday festivities, and challenges the king to a duel. Sir Gawain, seeking fame, stands up for Arthur and fights the Knight, beheading him. Then, the Green Knight picks up his head, puts it back on his shoulders, and says that in a years' time, Gawain must fight the Green Knight again, and the Knight will do the same Gawain did to him. It's a cool story and not too long, but it DEFINITELY fits any medieval show. There is also a movie that takes some... creative license.

I got a rose from a knight once and I was so excited but then felt quickly deflated. This was last year when I was 19 and I thought "gasp! I'm an adult! A pretty adult that got a flower! Yay me! I'm old enough to get a flower!" But then I looked at other kids getting flowers and thought "er....maybe I got the flower because I look like a child and I'm sitting in between my parents..." I have a baby face and get mistaken for a 12 or 13 year old. Still a fun experience but I had never gotten a flower before so I was just excited.

"in the FRONT ROW!" - queen rebbecca

I love so much how she’s ready to cut off a knights head in the thumbnail I clicked on it the second faster than you can blink

The British queen joke got me off guard💀💀🖤 this is the most likes i've ever gotten

4:34 nice that you added Darcy

You are one of my favorite artists/RU-vidr 😄🤩

This video has reawakened some memories from when I was a kid. I went to a medieval dinner show when I was about 10-11(?), and it was SO MUCH FUN!!! I wore a pretty dress, I ate food with no silverware, and I drank “dragons blood” ( it was really tomato soup, but who cares) I remember the torture museum in there and how my mom shielded my eyes from the entrance. I didn’t pay much attention to it after that, but the one thing I did love, was when one of the knights rode over on his horse to where I was sitting and gave me a pretty purple flower 🌸❤ He gave other people flowers as well, so it wasn’t anything special, but it felt special to me lol! 😂 I don’t actually remember much of the fighting, but I remember being severely overstimulated because of how loud and bright it was. We actually had to leave early because my mom is allergic to horse hair! 😂 In the end, I did have a good time and would like to go back now that I am much older. I just can’t help but wonder what the experience will be like now. 🤔

I went to their show once when I went to Florida a few years ago. Literally the only thing I remember is the cool leather seats because I had an absolutely horrible sunburn on my back. (I live in Canada and am very much not used to having them.)

I loved hearing them talk about Valencia’s oranges for half the show when I went on a class trip. It was awesome.

“Would you pass me the plague “ 😂😂. LMES is equally entertaining and hilarious. By far my favorite animator on youtube

Since you're doing a whole queen thing, I guess I'll tell you that during my 4 years of high school, my homeroom teacher nick named me queeny or queen Elisabeth for some reason, seriously I had no idea why she gave me that nick name, till I deiced to ask her a month before my gradation, and she said in her own words" It wasn't because you were bossy or anything like that, I called you that because you remind me of how a queen should be, kind, hard working, helpful, and graceful." I honestly did not think of myself as that, I was just trying to be myself and spearing god's love, on the last days of school, she even thrown me a party with cake and crown for me.

Rebecca: Talks about a medieval themed dinner show Also Rebecca: *Wears a Tudor dress with a slight incorrection*

Did anyone notice during 0:11 when Rebecca is moving your hear aa stonge getting scratch

I went too one of these years ago, it was so fun to watch knights and squires ride on horse back and launige at one another, only then to duke it out at hand to had combat. I loved it, and I got wooden battle axe out of it :D Edit: THATS THE EXACT SAME PLACE I WENT TOO, I CHEERED FOR THE GREEN KNIGHT!! Edit 2: the green knight died for my show as well, yet they say the green knight has never been defeated 😔

I recently went to medieval times and my group who was in the evil knight’s section started chanting “kill the Queen” and it was actually hilarious

The fact that the guy gave Rebecca a Queen of Love and Beauty banner anyway was so legendary 😆

When a RU-vidr references centaur world, and you thought no one else heard of it

I love medieval times the tomato bisque is so good

5:34 *the dog of wisdom noises*

I went to medieval times once, and got named queen of the tournament of my section. However, I was just so tired after doing errands with my parents, that I didn't know the knight was standing there with a pole attached with a flag at the other end, and had to be yelled at to grab the flag. Fun memories

2:44 to 2:48: I have rewatched this clip to much. I just can’t explain why the blue knight dodging the shield toss and the then still getting kicked to the side. It’s pure gold and I laugh and love it:

Sir loin of beef had me dying 😂 1:46

I’ve seen those Medieval shows when I was a kid and I remember rooting for the red knight. (Which he won.)

I can now happily say that Darcy and Belos are in a Rebecca video WOOOO!!!

“And a pre-determined winner! JUST LIKE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLI-“

You should go check out Pirate's Dinner Adventure. It's like Medival times but with pirates doing cool tricks and swinging around on ropes and it is amazing

First of all I am impress how you did the dress bravo second of all I did not know people did that like they called you Queen I only gave compliments but now we can see you're officially royalty I bow to you my leage

Ive been to medieval times twice, and got a flower both times. Both times my parents pointed at my head. I was so happy and felt so proud of being picked, that I started collecting and drying flowers. Idk where my first flower went, but I have the second one.

"all subjects must listen to their queen's mad ravings" don't we already do that?

I got the RIBBON at Medieval Times on a 6th grade field trip because I went in costume. I cried actual tears.

I remember going to see the Medieval Times Dinner Show in Orlando with my family when I was about 16. As I recall, we passed by the torture exhibit as part of the entrance (there was a mom in front of us joking how she needed some of those items for her kids). We were seated in the green section and yes, they did call us out and accuse of potential treason. But in the show we saw, it was not even one of the knights who turned out to be a traitor, but some lord who was supposed to be loyal to the king. It was hilarious how we all cheered when he was led away with an actor playing an executioner following him. I think my brother commented how our knight looked a bit like Orlando Bloom🐎

I have always envied her animation skills because they are ✨ spot-on ✨. (She would also be a perfect Queen) 👑

One time I went to medieval times in my full plate armor and the employees surrounded me saying that it was not allowed.I was wearing French armor and decided to stay in character by speaking only French

As a kid when I went there, and when they were giving out roses but one of the knights gave me there red sash and I still remember till this day

A wonderful Christmas present from Becca

our green knight is mid, but the BLUE KNIGHT. oh boy. HE’S the bad guy. and we always get him, except ONCE in my sweet 16, we got the red and green night who slayed the day away.

Right after the part where you were talking about the green night's section I got an ad for medival times showing a tiny kid actually rooting for him so either they had some script changes or that was a new kid to the show...

I love how when she tells the guy can you count she has super long eyelashes