My Magic Dog - Movie Review - brutalmoose 

Something that this movie does that I've not really seen before: A child having a *good* relationship with a step-parent

30 minutes of Brutalmoose can only mean good things

Looked up the woman who played Aunt Violet and apparently she hasn't been in anything else. What kind of world do we live in where that caliber of advanced scenery chewing isn't rewarded?!

Police: "Are you the mother?" Babysitter: "Yes, but later. Probably in Act 3."

what a life for this kid jeez, his dad is out of the picture (dead?) his mom recently died, so hes living with his stepdad now, he gets bullied for talking to his dog, his aunt is trying to ruin his life, his dad leaves him with a lady he met that day who was going through his trash, that night with a random stranger his house gets burgled, then his DOG is killed saving him from burglars and his STEPDAD isnt even around. holy shit this only needs like the smallest tone change to be a serious drama/horror movie.

I think it's cool that it's the aunt being evil as opposed to the step dad, as it seems to be the step family that usually gets shafted or from my experience anyway

"You embarrassed both me and that weird Nazi Woman" is something i need to learn how to work into every day conversation

Tuna noodle my favourite!

as soon as i had forgotten the tuna noodle joke, it comes back again! my favorite!

Ian, when that dog started talking I genuinely thought it was you dubbing in your voice as a gag XD

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Dog is backwards for goD, *MAGIC DOG IS GOD*

*Woman dies* "Should we look at the will?" "Nah fuck that shit just pick a family relation and leave the kid with them, I've got a golf game to get to."

I've got a massive massive question. Why did they need to wait until the court date to settle the feud? Couldn't they simply have hired a lawyer to verify that the will was legit right from the start of the movie? I mean, it could certainly save a heck of a lot o trouble if you ask me

A Small Grey *TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE!*

PIZZA PIZZA

'Lucky tore this off the burglar pants!'

Tuna Noodle vs Pizza Pizza.

If Toby's dad gets married to the trashlady does that mean he becomes the TRASHMAN?

5:35 "Don't you want to know what it is I want you to steal?" "A big screen TV?" "No." **Video goes from widescreen to standardscreen** I never got that gag before, that's a really clever gag. A+ I'm cutting off one of my thumbs and throwing it with the 13,000 you have here.

Bullies make fun of a kid for ruining the image of the town by talking to his dog; Woman drives up to two minors and asks if they want to "earn some money..."; Man catches woman stealing his garbage, shakes her hand and introduces himself; Hires weird, touchy woman to watch his son he just won custody of; Children are ever seen eating pizza; Either this movie is beautiful fictional piece or this is how the 90s really went. The 90s are kind of a blur for. A very colorful blur, so I'm tempted to believe it's the later. Oh, and there's a magical dog.

"weird nazi woman". im pretty shocked to hear that in a kids movie like damn

I am invested in Ian's hair, I am in love, I am entranced, I WISH my hair was that captivating and luscious.

I rented this movie from the video store back in the day. Does the kid on the slipcover look like the same kid in the actual movie to you? He looks different to me, but I'm not sure. I AM sure, however, that the description on the back says that Toby is 8 years old, whereas in the movie's dialogue, he's said to be 12, which I thought was weird. I also noticed that the title was "My Magic Dog" in the movie's opening, and "Ghost Dog" over the end credits.

Man I love the movie "My Racist DaD Dates a Dumpster Diver and also My Magic Dog is There Sometimes"

Also, legal action... every kid's favorite high stakes climax! Just ask Jake Spankenheimer about evil Cousin Mel from "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (speaking of which, have you covered that one yet?) suing "the pants off of" Santa Claus himself!

Hey, Ian! I found this one VHS tape for you, but it's really just this girl that climbs out of a well. Not much, but can you review it if I send you a copy?

Hair looking fabulous Moosey

"Luckier!" OMFG, I'm crying! WHO WOULD NAME THEIR DOG THAT

"AHHHHHHHHH THIS FETTUCCINE IS LOUD!!!!"

Ummmmm... would anyone else here wear the everloving daylights outta that "Pizza Boy" shirt?

You should totally do a video on "Max Keeble's Big Move"

Man, these weird movie reviews always get me in a good mood. Keep up the awesome work, man! XD

TUNA U NOODLE A

I thought the "Your dog is fucking dead" part was an actual part in the movie, I started laughing my fucking ass off

LOLLLOLL!!! Omg. I won't say at what point I am laughing. But holy crap Ian. I laughed so hard at this video.

18:24 Even i, as a german, have no clue what that last word was. Also, the nazi line cracked me up.

Who in the WORLD uses Playing Cards THAT big!? Seriously, those things looked to be a foot long and nearly a foot wide! I pity the poor man or woman who'd have to shuffle a deck of those cards...

19:29 Toby reveals his Stand, 「PIZZA PIZZA」

"Toby's just an average kid, who no one understands. Lady, Dad and Lucky always giving him underpants."

"Aunt Violet....YOU SUCK!" I've been trying to hold in laughter at this entire thing but I just laughed out loud in a cafe. Wait did I miss why that lady was digging in the trash instead of a Meet Cute?

It's amazing how entertaining you can make a movie that I probably couldn't be paid to sit through. You've done dog's work having sat through this.

Ian your hair gets more luscious by the day

I'm going to have a *F L E A P I C N I C* with some *T U N A N O O D L E* and some *P I Z Z A P I Z Z A*

I don't know why I teared up in the beginning where the dad reads the will and says "In the event of my... case close!" It was pretty sad but it was also a feel good moment where the kid is happy he gets to stay with him. Then you forget about that and there's a heavy focus on the kid trying to find a date for the dad and some magic dog is involved, apparently.

Maybe they'll put a cast on you. *WON'T THAT BE FUNNY?*

"Lucky you really don't have any room to talk because your dog house, at best, is an urn". 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tuna noodle, my favorite!

21:33 "THIS FETTUCCINE IS LOUD" I fucking lost it.

Lucky: gets hit be truck Toby: “Maybe they’ll put a cast on you. Wouldn’t that be funny?”

PIZZA! PIZZA! My favorite!

So I looked this movie up on IMDB and apparently it's credited as My Ghost Dog which makes a bit more sense but I can't help but wonder when any why it got changed

I always treat a Brutal Moose like a present. I don't watch it until I'm eating my favorite food, so I can enjoy the two best things in the world. :3

Dude, I'll just use "flea picnic" on my sister

Why is the kid giving his father dating advice anyway?

Look, dumpster diving is a valid form of work.

Brutalmoose is what I hope Jesus looks like

18:51 are those the Columbine Shooters?

AHahAHa oh my god ian this video is fuckign AMAZING, literally one of the best pieces of content youve ever put out. I love your little editing quirks and asides and stuff. Thank you for always working so hard to bring us stuff like this, you fucking rock dude

Aunt Violet is the female Robbie Rotten.

Videos like this remind me that sometimes the cheesy awkwardness that can only be found in low budget films from the 90's can be charming.

hm... these movies have weird titles. A Talking Cat, Invisible Dad, My Magic Dog... Basically [Adjective] [Blank] or My/A [Adjective] [Blank]

I'VE NOT SEEN SUCH BRAVERY

Russ Tamblyn (the guy at the restaurant), for those who don't know, played Dr. Jacobi in Twin Peaks. Who also had...quite a necktie. He also had a role in a movie called Invisible Mom, apparently. Upcoming review?

I lost it at the dog saying "Tuna Noodle, my favorite" rofl!

"Tuna noodle, my favourite"

"Pasta Talk" was one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I'm a big fan of you reviewing these types of movies!! I love Obscurus Lupa and haven't found someone who reviews the same type of stuff yet.

Dr. Jacoby moonlighting as a restaurant owner, and it seems he is quite successful.

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hi, im your future brother: IANER

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You've put me in a decisive crisis between Oh Wow! and Pizza! Pizza!

They should've called this "Dogs, Dating, and Pizza Boi"

Tuna noodle has to become a meme

Don't think I didn't notice the Dead Kennedys logo in the bullies' place at 17:21

today I was literally just thinking, man I wish brutalmoose would upload today.

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Might as well just call this movie invisible dog.

I lost it when his dog got hit, and he said “pizza pizza” 😩😂. Your edits are too funny.

~your dog is fucking dead~

the card trick killed me omg

hey Ian! you should do a pasta talk! i suggest pastavoid as the name. I would watch it. can you make pappardelle the pasta of the month?

I LOST MY SHIT WHEN HIS DAD CALLED HIS DATE A NAZI WOMAN HOLY SHIT

When Lucky went away for the second time it was kinda sad... but it was ruined when Lucky said "your the coolest"

this video hasn't even been out long enough for people to watch the whole thing yet and there's already 80+ comments

Addressed to TOBY

11:39 to 12:32 This just gave me the idea of "the Old Yeller effect" What's that? Let me explain: It's the effect where you're more likely to cry when you see the death of a house pet (mostly a dog but sometimes a cat) rather than a human, sometimes even if we know the animal is bad (like old yeller has rabies). This can be triggered by the fact that the animal can't be saved, the animal whining in pain, the sad look on the animals face, or just how helpless the animal is. For me (I don't know about u), when "the beast" was trapped under the fence. I couldn't stop tearing up. Despite that the dog is a monster that hoards things. I think it was just how it was whining. It made me want to help the dog.

My magic dog? More like my schizophrenic hallucination.

Those bullies are wacked!

I really like to see a positive child-stepparent relationship in a film. Also, Tobias is a nice name.

DCOM marathon would be great!

God: Welcome everyone to the WHEEL OF PRAYERS! Today we will spin the wheel and see who's prayer will be answered today *spins the wheel* Today we will answer the prayer of this random kid to see his dog again

He cut out the best part of the movie when Toby's new neighbor says "put that in the asian room"

What's up with these 90's made-for-TV movies and dead mothers? Must be a small world.

Dr. Jacoby left Twin Peaks to become a fat shaming waiter??? Not that unrealistic tbh.

9:33 And that's how Dance Moms was created.

Tuna Noodle Moose, my favourite

7:23 "Tuna noodles, my favourite!" XD Good one!

*TUNA NOODLE, MY FAVORITE*

"Maybe they'll put a cast on you.... WOULDN'T THAT BE *FUNNY*?" (he says as the dog dies)