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My name is Yoshikage Kira, Google Translated. 

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Kira's speech / monologue, but you get the point. you still can't come to turtle friends.
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@RedCrimson35
@RedCrimson35 Год назад
Bro is watching johns average trip💀
@purquos
@purquos Год назад
this is the best comment
@paulandrew6867
@paulandrew6867 Год назад
nah bro's watching Joe's Uneventful Voyage
@divinepipkins
@divinepipkins Год назад
😭😭😭
@wwbspz4837
@wwbspz4837 Год назад
@@arcticorcaii jojo reference
@Crash_-
@Crash_- Год назад
Nah Bros watching jo's simple exploration
@TheNakamoto2
@TheNakamoto2 2 года назад
"I usually sleep until i stop" No,no, He's got a point
@ahaha.8538
@ahaha.8538 Год назад
He’s onto something
@Z7StudiosMecha
@Z7StudiosMecha Год назад
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
@skyguylmao
@skyguylmao Год назад
@@Z7StudiosMecha they are speaking the language of gods
@fiboh
@fiboh Год назад
"usually"
@Gass0208
@Gass0208 Год назад
@@fiboh yeah, when he doesn't he spends his whole day sleeping
@dyingscarlet
@dyingscarlet Год назад
"I do not smoke." _"But I occasionally smoke."_
@amongussussy9017
@amongussussy9017 Год назад
*BREATH AIR*
@hesdek8512
@hesdek8512 Год назад
Passive smokers be like
@haruito6073
@haruito6073 Год назад
Ah yes, "No but actually Yes."
@erramus6369
@erramus6369 Год назад
Snoop dog.
@eleonayrankin2545
@eleonayrankin2545 Год назад
Dude is confused lol
@marmaladeyt9275
@marmaladeyt9275 Год назад
"Although if I were to fight I would cry" -Classified
@tauschen507
@tauschen507 26 дней назад
Well he is 5 years old
@x.rohan.001
@x.rohan.001 Год назад
“I am alone…” I felt the pain in his voice
@JJM8043
@JJM8043 Год назад
What's even funnier is that original quote in that part says "I am yet to marry".
@gokusan4776
@gokusan4776 3 месяца назад
He’s alone- He’s the crying one.
@Renegade0_0
@Renegade0_0 Месяц назад
Jo/jo​@@gokusan4776
@Kenzo-dg8qw
@Kenzo-dg8qw Год назад
"My name is classified." He really stole Diavolo's line-
@gamehero6816
@gamehero6816 Год назад
He stole Diavolo's- KING CRIMSON!
@litterbox019
@litterbox019 Год назад
[redacted]
@fun-epersonnproductions4002
SCP
@eggs_benedict8
@eggs_benedict8 11 месяцев назад
Nah bro think about it diavolo stole his line
@user-qf2di6wy2d
@user-qf2di6wy2d 10 месяцев назад
Dude works at SCP foundation as an object
@The_Redacted_Dr.
@The_Redacted_Dr. 7 месяцев назад
Love how shigechis reaction better fits this than the actual speech
@Axels100
@Axels100 6 месяцев назад
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?" -"HOW THE FUCK?" - Shigechi
@eshanacharya1553
@eshanacharya1553 7 месяцев назад
stand user: Classified stand: dead queen: chew the ashes
@bennedictlie393
@bennedictlie393 3 месяца назад
Lmao
@eshanacharya1553
@eshanacharya1553 3 месяца назад
@ieathumansouls ohhhohoh thats good xd
@eshanacharya1553
@eshanacharya1553 3 месяца назад
@ieathumansouls yea i know
@Sepoipaping
@Sepoipaping 16 дней назад
You forgot Solely Liver Defence
@dimi5862
@dimi5862 Год назад
"Basically, Shigechi, you are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman" - Highshikage Kira
@LinhDuongThuy44
@LinhDuongThuy44 9 месяцев назад
Classified
@truebruhmoment4667
@truebruhmoment4667 7 месяцев назад
Snoop Dogg: "Dawg, you didn't just steal and smoke ALL my weed did ya??" Yoshihigh Weeda: 0:23
@LNERJ15
@LNERJ15 6 месяцев назад
Nah that's hokage kira
@stealthy3974
@stealthy3974 6 месяцев назад
Dead Queen!
@iamsiley2200
@iamsiley2200 5 месяцев назад
What does bro have against craftsmen?
@Riomy13
@Riomy13 Год назад
"I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed" "I usually sleep until I stop" Sounds like a pretty healthy sleep cycle to me...
@user-gu2dj2hx4x
@user-gu2dj2hx4x Год назад
don't forget, he goes to bed 20 minutes before he's supposed to
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 месяца назад
I sleep when I am tired
@Helpmegetsomt
@Helpmegetsomt 3 месяца назад
dont forget about the injection of milk
@astarothlocklear7532
@astarothlocklear7532 3 месяца назад
“Do not confuse your competitors.” Bro, that's all you did for 2 minutes and 18 seconds.
@gambious
@gambious 11 месяцев назад
This was more intimidating than the real monologue.
@BootyCaptain
@BootyCaptain 2 года назад
"I work at turtle friends and you can't come" Such a badass line!
@ItalianCat1
@ItalianCat1 Год назад
“I work at turtle friends and you can’t come” SLAYYYY
@badwalter_
@badwalter_ Год назад
but we can vibrate babies at 8 AM 😏
@elnoquis1509
@elnoquis1509 Год назад
Xdddd
@YourAverageBrazilian
@YourAverageBrazilian Год назад
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
"I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke"
@hololiveenjoyer5655
@hololiveenjoyer5655 Год назад
"You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent" That was savage ngl
@Double-CHEEKEDUP
@Double-CHEEKEDUP Год назад
I don't kinda get it
@ItsAlteria
@ItsAlteria Год назад
@@Double-CHEEKEDUP shit so bad even the sun gets it
@blazedultimate
@blazedultimate Год назад
Therefore a craftsman
@Double-CHEEKEDUP
@Double-CHEEKEDUP Год назад
Aw damn💀
@NickZGames
@NickZGames Год назад
"Therefore a craftsman"
@dest3005
@dest3005 5 месяцев назад
*_B a b y s m e l l ._*
@TheLegendaryMemeKing
@TheLegendaryMemeKing 7 месяцев назад
“I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke.” Okay now this is getting too realistic.
@nicxcchi6069
@nicxcchi6069 2 года назад
I don't smoke, but I occasionally smoke.
@purquos
@purquos 2 года назад
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@Z7StudiosMecha
@Z7StudiosMecha Год назад
*visible confusion*
@CS1TR7
@CS1TR7 Год назад
I have 11 days left, just please... don't tell on me.
@requiemempire6637
@requiemempire6637 Год назад
JoJo logic
@Z7StudiosMecha
@Z7StudiosMecha Год назад
Not to mention he injects milk juice on himself
@sometechydude2324
@sometechydude2324 Год назад
I like how google translate occasionally makes an actually cool line before remembering that it’s supposed to be stupid
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779 Год назад
Yeah fr
@turtlelord8021
@turtlelord8021 11 месяцев назад
*B A B Y S M E L L*
@BrickmanTheForgiving
@BrickmanTheForgiving 5 месяцев назад
would like this comment but don’t wanna mess up the 555
@EyeOfKings
@EyeOfKings 5 месяцев назад
Although... If I were to fight I would cry.
@1EnterNameHere
@1EnterNameHere 5 месяцев назад
“ The hero lies awake at night. . . Baby smell”
@zadiczane7618
@zadiczane7618 4 месяца назад
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors. The hero lies awake at night" actually sounds menacing as hell. It's as if he's saying "Don't pick me as your enemy, even the hero lies awake at night, scared of me"
@Helpmegetsomt
@Helpmegetsomt 3 месяца назад
baby smell
@apolloboeckmann6591
@apolloboeckmann6591 5 дней назад
Baby smell
@tristanbutterfield8571
@tristanbutterfield8571 11 месяцев назад
This is more terrifying than his real speech, imagine if you caught a dude with a severed hand and then he just started saying this
@moai4896
@moai4896 Год назад
"The hero lies awake at night" Is actually a badass quote Only to be broken by "baby smell" 💀💀💀💀
@kindlingking
@kindlingking Год назад
Well, at least that explains why hero lies awake at night
@BluePlant
@BluePlant Год назад
@@kindlingkingGood point
@slyshark.
@slyshark. Год назад
L rizz
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779
@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779 Год назад
FOR REAL THO, LIKE IT WAS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE LEGIT DIALOGUE BUT NOPE 😭
@monke12349
@monke12349 Год назад
@@kindlingking lmao
@pepsi3168
@pepsi3168 Год назад
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?" had me laughing so hard XD
@Arrivederchi683
@Arrivederchi683 Год назад
I’m still laughing 3 min after hearing it
@HotPants420
@HotPants420 Год назад
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?!
@jaccorademaker3219
@jaccorademaker3219 Год назад
Uhhh u dont wanna know 😅
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Год назад
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ankur9254
@ankur9254 Год назад
That's where the fun begins 😈
@DKdrop
@DKdrop 7 месяцев назад
Still like 29% more coherent than anything James Joyce wrote.
@fabri_pere7024
@fabri_pere7024 7 месяцев назад
true statements: "I am alone..." "I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed." I usually sleep until I stop." "I am stressed out." "I try to explain that I love to have fun and quiet"" "Dead Queen!" "That's in fact what I do say then."
@DivineCrib
@DivineCrib 2 года назад
“Although… If I were to fight, I would definitely cry.” That had me laughing hard 😂
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Год назад
🤣🤣🤣😂😂lol
@Fetud
@Fetud Год назад
Same😂
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
For me it's deginitely 0:49 "Why is your HOUSE still hairy" dude doesn't even know it's yukako's fault
@shocck1
@shocck1 Год назад
and relatable.
@manupm9161
@manupm9161 Год назад
*Eisidisi in a nutshell*
@crazyakira1222
@crazyakira1222 Год назад
I love how Kira sounds so cool, even when saying "If we were to fight, I'd definitely cry" xD
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Год назад
Acdc reference
@rquantum7754
@rquantum7754 6 месяцев назад
sad shiegechi tries to listen kira but cant even understand
@absolutefoot4594
@absolutefoot4594 8 месяцев назад
This is actually the most flawless botched translation imaginable. “I usually sleep until I stop” made me cry
@YetJustAnotherSkeleton
@YetJustAnotherSkeleton 4 месяца назад
He sounds so concerned about your house being hairy
@potatosurikata2099
@potatosurikata2099 Год назад
"dead queen" hits different after 8th of September, 2022
@purquos
@purquos Год назад
“i swear you to i had nothing to do with this”
@MAISON41
@MAISON41 Год назад
Holy Mary…
@medicgaming101
@medicgaming101 Год назад
Lol
@killerqueen3814
@killerqueen3814 Год назад
Holy shit
@zk-vd6uy
@zk-vd6uy Год назад
Damn
@kworu_kewi
@kworu_kewi Год назад
"I try to explain that i love to have fun and quiet" "I HAVE A PEACEMAKER"
@goofyicerink9560
@goofyicerink9560 Год назад
i dont know if it makes it any funnier when you realise peacemaker is an actual revolver
@znznmgusmznzn2629
@znznmgusmznzn2629 Год назад
@@goofyicerink9560 how funny they name a gun is peacemaker
@KaijuofSteel
@KaijuofSteel Год назад
“DO YOU REALLY WANNA DO YOU REALLY WANNA TASTE IT"
@pvshka
@pvshka Год назад
@@znznmgusmznzn2629 colt 45
@Zoolioxo
@Zoolioxo Год назад
Ok peacemamker is gun but I just think it funnier to think of it as a cigar
@CaffeineDeprivation
@CaffeineDeprivation 4 месяца назад
Shigechi's confused reaction is the best part lmao I'd be all "WTF" too if I had to face such a terrifying 5 year old
@TheSharkTVKK
@TheSharkTVKK 9 месяцев назад
“I do not smoke but I occasionally smoke” I rolled all the way to my father with that one 💀
@HotPants420
@HotPants420 Год назад
"Although... If I were to fight, I would definetly cry" -Koshikage Yira
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
Excuse me, but that's classified, he's 5 years old. His home is north east of Mary, although he doesn't know where the rest of the city is. Probably because of that he is alone, working at turtle friends. He does not smoke, but he occasionally smokes
@HotPants420
@HotPants420 Год назад
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 Yes
@guclacm5413
@guclacm5413 Год назад
And he does cry when he cut his arm
@UnicornBySprinkle
@UnicornBySprinkle Год назад
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 after injecting some milk juice, he goes to bed atleast 20 minutes before it’s bedtime. He’s trying to explain he loves to have fun and quiet. He has a peacemaker. He is careful not to confuse his competitors. He says the hero lies awake at night, baby smell.
@ImNotADonutUMAI
@ImNotADonutUMAI Год назад
@@UnicornBySprinkle So what does the company think? I knoe i'm happy, but what do you believe? Although... If i were to fight,I would definitely cry. Basically,Shigechi You are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman. *Dead queen* That's in fact what I do say then. I took a shower before I could speak So that I could kill children... peacefully.
@charakiga
@charakiga Год назад
« I work at turtle friends, and you can’t come » Bro Im jealous now.
@purquos
@purquos Год назад
Good LOL
@litterbox019
@litterbox019 Год назад
no polnareff 4 u
@AbleIllusionist
@AbleIllusionist Год назад
@@litterbox019 :(
@slothtamer513
@slothtamer513 7 месяцев назад
But we can vibrate babies at 8AM, yes?
@Akxca_
@Akxca_ 4 месяца назад
@@slothtamer513baby smell
@kenshiro1990
@kenshiro1990 4 месяца назад
never heard a more menacing and cofident"If I were to fight, I'd definitely cry."
@MisterPerforator
@MisterPerforator 7 месяцев назад
"in the morning the babies will cry again" ©Classified
@starbirth244
@starbirth244 Год назад
when he said "Although... If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." that was so intimidating
@BurntSushi.
@BurntSushi. Год назад
That's something that I would say tbh
@caav56
@caav56 6 месяцев назад
@@BurntSushi. Or Esidisi
@Double-CHEEKEDUP
@Double-CHEEKEDUP 3 месяца назад
Plot twist:It's because the enemy is absolutely going to get cooked by him.
@epicyuppi
@epicyuppi 2 года назад
Mom: We have Kira Yoshikage at home Kira Yoshikage at home: Me: I like the home version better
@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
@Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 2 года назад
Same
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Год назад
Classified*
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s
@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Год назад
Me to
@user-ko8ce9ku4h
@user-ko8ce9ku4h Год назад
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Same
@ImNotADonutUMAI
@ImNotADonutUMAI Год назад
@@stand_user-yb3ee1ts5s Classified**
@jojosgod2907
@jojosgod2907 Год назад
He really has an obsession with babies.
@uchihaiveelt5590
@uchihaiveelt5590 Год назад
1:51 shigechi got me dead💀💀
@GZilla311
@GZilla311 6 месяцев назад
Got him dead, too.
@blazedultimate
@blazedultimate Год назад
“You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman” fucking killed me the first time I heard it
@martinsimon7416
@martinsimon7416 Год назад
me too
@bigred35471
@bigred35471 Год назад
1:03 I love how it like an actual speech here and the just"baby smell"
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Год назад
Kira pedoph(REDACTED) confirmed.
@Tyler_Elliot
@Tyler_Elliot 6 месяцев назад
Lol
@ender042
@ender042 3 месяца назад
"I work at turtle friends and you can't come" 💀💀💀💀💀💀 that sounds like an insult.
@gigure9411
@gigure9411 Год назад
“I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke.” -Classified
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
1:45 dude literally summoned elizabeth 💀
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Год назад
"thats in fact what i do say then" now i understand why is he 5 years old.
@ninjadefogo1630
@ninjadefogo1630 7 месяцев назад
​@@dogenombres9614so True lol
@darcepower5023
@darcepower5023 Год назад
1:15 "i know im happy, but what do you believe?" actually kinda sounds like kira for some strange reason.
@purquos
@purquos Год назад
RIGHT
@jasontodd3681
@jasontodd3681 Год назад
It Seemed like a line an MGR villain would spout
@no.yes.417
@no.yes.417 Год назад
@@jasontodd3681 monsoon
@AuroramOscurita
@AuroramOscurita Год назад
@@no.yes.417 M E M E S
@no.yes.417
@no.yes.417 Год назад
@@AuroramOscurita the dna of the soul
@latersatyr
@latersatyr 4 месяца назад
Shigechi's not even afraid of Kira, more worried this man's having a stroke
@Morgoth_ASMR_Stop
@Morgoth_ASMR_Stop Год назад
"Baby smell" -A man with a peacemaker that is 5 years old
@JJM8043
@JJM8043 Год назад
And who's name is classified.
@JJM8043
@JJM8043 10 месяцев назад
And works at turtle friends, where you're not allowed.
@slaxalac7882
@slaxalac7882 Год назад
“I go to bed at least 20 minutes before it is bed time.” Is the most threatening line I have EVER heard
@kosakukawajiri9561
@kosakukawajiri9561 Год назад
He has 11 days left just please dont tell on him
@carnivorousbeast4300
@carnivorousbeast4300 Год назад
His also 5
@kosakukawajiri9561
@kosakukawajiri9561 Год назад
@@carnivorousbeast4300 whta
@pkmntrainerred4247
@pkmntrainerred4247 3 месяца назад
And he works at Turtle friends, but you can't come
@Clepto_and_Co
@Clepto_and_Co 8 месяцев назад
When the gas station crackhead comes over to talk to you
@cake1423
@cake1423 Год назад
"But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?"💀
@censored2051
@censored2051 Год назад
"I'll go to bed when I go to bed" no no he's got a point.
@Monocosmic
@Monocosmic Год назад
"i sleep until i stop"
@izzatgamer4803
@izzatgamer4803 Год назад
In the morning the baby will cry again
@ozzienemo
@ozzienemo Год назад
"I do not smoke, but I occasionally smoke"
@zk-vd6uy
@zk-vd6uy Год назад
@@ozzienemo air
@bootleghollowknight
@bootleghollowknight Год назад
20 minutes before it's bedtime
@max.s5202
@max.s5202 Год назад
"If I were to fight, I would definitely cry." Yo, ACDC!
@NovDaNov
@NovDaNov Год назад
Bros got jojo reference in google translate.
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Год назад
Shoutout to my man D and G from part 6.
@ShadowHawk24Real
@ShadowHawk24Real Год назад
@@deanfernandes7604 I'd cry too if my partner's ribs teared into my arm.
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Год назад
@@ShadowHawk24Real also poor Gucci for being in tremendous amount of pain while Pucci was vibing
@redgreen1237
@redgreen1237 Год назад
Acdc users vs Esidisi users
@FedexTheGreat-il3hy
@FedexTheGreat-il3hy 3 месяца назад
"we can vibrate babies at 8 AM"
@brendanyuki1059
@brendanyuki1059 8 месяцев назад
Y’all aren’t talking enough about how good this guy’s voice is
@Keigo_88
@Keigo_88 Год назад
"I'm 5 years old" Lmaooo that got me
@dogenombres9614
@dogenombres9614 Год назад
Google is the smartest traslator in history🤯 (obiusly is so dumb that is funny)
@elephystry
@elephystry 6 месяцев назад
I love Shrek so much.
@yourbitchcharlie
@yourbitchcharlie 6 месяцев назад
Most average 5 year old. He is very interested in taxes
@DaDucko12
@DaDucko12 Год назад
props to the guy who kept a straight voice while saying all this
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
True
@BluePlant
@BluePlant Год назад
I bet he had to do like at least 10 takes
@dr.kujojotaro
@dr.kujojotaro Год назад
@@BluePlant “Baby smell”
@LuciferLmao487
@LuciferLmao487 Год назад
1:51 bro he laughed at this part
@theonewhocaredandasked9126
@theonewhocaredandasked9126 7 месяцев назад
@@LuciferLmao487thats the other guy
@fastonitix
@fastonitix 5 месяцев назад
"I usually sleep until I stop" is truly one of the lines of all time
@GokuOffersYouAPotara
@GokuOffersYouAPotara Год назад
"Why is your house still hairy" took me tf out💀
@Zhortac
@Zhortac Год назад
This man injects milk juice and goes to bed 20 minutes before bed time? HOW DO YOU STOP THIS MAN! HE'S TOO POWERFUL!
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
His stand is already dead, how can you kill it?
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
And also he occasionally smokes without smoking
@petrakurnia6772
@petrakurnia6772 Год назад
Special milk 😏
@redgreen1237
@redgreen1237 Год назад
He has a peacemaker
@pikagiuppy93
@pikagiuppy93 Год назад
he vibrates babies at 8 am, yes
@Chawinyaw
@Chawinyaw Год назад
“You are a disease that affects the sun in a great extent. Therefore a craftsman.” is as equally ominous and cryptic as it is poetic
@Duda286
@Duda286 Год назад
Perhaps it's some kind of foreshadowing about a craftsman who will invent some kind of technology to harvest the sun itself, bringing it closer to it's end sooner than expected.
@rigel8806
@rigel8806 5 месяцев назад
@@Duda286 or maybe Kira just really hates craftsmen
@Duda286
@Duda286 5 месяцев назад
@@rigel8806 seems very plausible
@parkeryeager8622
@parkeryeager8622 4 месяца назад
These are the lines I can't get out of my head: "we can vibrate babies at 3am, yes?" "Why is your house still hairy" "baby smell" "although if I were to fight I would definitely cry" "basically shegechi your a disease that affects the sun in a great extent, therefore a craftsman" "Dead Queen, that's in fact what I do say then"
@averagehenenjoyer1
@averagehenenjoyer1 3 месяца назад
"Dead Queen 💀" Nah mate thats just disrespectful and hilarious at the same time 💀
@ihappentobeabuilder5849
@ihappentobeabuilder5849 Год назад
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors." honestly sounds like something Kira would say
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
That's so funny. Because he says something logic, then explains that it's the restless heroes the ones that sleep late (also something Kira could say) and then 1:09
@GingerBread31246
@GingerBread31246 Год назад
**B A B Y S M Ē L L**
@iantaakalla8180
@iantaakalla8180 Год назад
“I took a shower before I could speak so that I could kill children peacefully” sounds like a very Yoshikage Kira line as well if Kira was not explicitly into children and only to women’s hands.
@bingusbongus3109
@bingusbongus3109 Год назад
😩
@ihappentobeabuilder5849
@ihappentobeabuilder5849 Год назад
@@bingusbongus3109 Son
@man8897
@man8897 Год назад
“I am 5 years old” and “but we can vibrate babies at 8 am, yes?” Get me every time
@sky257utgk7
@sky257utgk7 7 месяцев назад
“But we could vibrate babies at 8am yes?” 💀
@flashkidhdf
@flashkidhdf 5 месяцев назад
"Be careful not to confuse your competitors" mission failed
@amenacinganimator8729
@amenacinganimator8729 Год назад
“The hero lies awake at night, Baby smell.” Such and inspirational quote, my favorite!
@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything
@HeWhoHasRuinedEverything Год назад
1:45 that didn't age well 💀
@Tenebris2003
@Tenebris2003 Год назад
The queen didnt too
@ashmeetsingh2685
@ashmeetsingh2685 Год назад
@@Tenebris2003 Bro she already dead-💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@4o8ic37
@4o8ic37 Год назад
BRO WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@madcobra9806
@madcobra9806 Год назад
September 8, 2022 💀💀💀💀💀
@mozzarellamaniac6300
@mozzarellamaniac6300 Год назад
I AM DEAD 💀
@beardedgreek9069
@beardedgreek9069 Год назад
"Basically Shigechi, you are a disease that effects the sun in a great extent." *Excited Kars noises.* "Therefore a craftsman." *Confused Kars noises*
@kishibeenjoyer
@kishibeenjoyer 8 месяцев назад
i need a full version of the ending cover now
@purquos
@purquos 8 месяцев назад
my patron is linked in my cuticles
@capperbuns
@capperbuns 4 месяца назад
what song is that tho?
@_malware69
@_malware69 Год назад
"In the morning babies will cry again, I am Stressed out, WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY" Such an inspirational line, im breaking in tears
@alexturnbackthearmy1907
@alexturnbackthearmy1907 Год назад
That what Kira would say, if shegechi was his son
@hydropage2855
@hydropage2855 Год назад
Definitely methamphetamine
@averagegenzguy2751
@averagegenzguy2751 Год назад
So he's a dad, who doesn't smoke, but occasionally smokes, and works at Turtle Friends, where you are not allowed
@bucket490
@bucket490 Год назад
Yer a wizard, Harry. No, I'm a hairy house.
@edgelord121
@edgelord121 Год назад
@@averagegenzguy2751 He is also a grand total of 5 years old
@Unfunny_Frog
@Unfunny_Frog Год назад
“ i’ll go to bed as soon as I go to bed.” No, no, he’s got a point.
@joejoerolltheweed
@joejoerolltheweed 8 месяцев назад
Shigechi is his little brother in this universe amd he doesnt want him to tell mom.
@7up.m0cha
@7up.m0cha Год назад
“I took a shower before I could speak, so I can kill children… peacefully” the only accurate line 💀
@setyx.
@setyx. Год назад
"I usually sleep until I stop" -yoshikage Kira man of culture
@purquos
@purquos 2 года назад
if you like and sub, ill invite you to turtle friends. just once
@kosakukawajiri9561
@kosakukawajiri9561 Год назад
Done
@lowqualityanimation
@lowqualityanimation Год назад
comrade i want to be at turtle friends!
@SlimyJerryJelly
@SlimyJerryJelly Год назад
ME PLS ME
@ameyagaikwad8002
@ameyagaikwad8002 Год назад
Now that's a deal I can't miss
@charbelsalameh7512
@charbelsalameh7512 Год назад
Done
@droidcommanderthespinosaur689
I actually ran the „my name is yoshikage Kira“ copy pasta through google translate about I’d say 20 times, what I ended up with was „My name is Kira I’m old I’m old.“
@jobinhigashikata2368
@jobinhigashikata2368 Год назад
i ran the whole thing through a few times and i got this I voted for this filth of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 33. Mahaguala Roztashovaniev is in Songhua Sea, nakakshe Villa Nile,. Jade and I reduced Радима Kao and also played Robina in a simple shortlist and Step 8, similar to Dan. I'm just, Ali ponekad-this is speednisa. 11. I was surprised at the first step of neurotoxicity. Twenty hvilinsky violet bottles of warm milk Uh, my brain has no problem sleeping. Vransi, exhausted, I ran to I,.Champion strikes the lion to make the goiter unclean. 。 I want to live peacefully Ман I plan to fight against wigarashem, the theme of the San Francisco Zoo. Three (European compatibility) supports simplicity. I know sho мубориза Mi раббари, if mi fights, Mi Nicoli is the application.
@chig6375
@chig6375 Год назад
@@jobinhigashikata2368 Google Translate got high and miraculously became bilingual
@Patatalercha
@Patatalercha Год назад
1:50 the laugh kills me 🤣
@Silly_lil_reliable_dude_15
@Silly_lil_reliable_dude_15 Месяц назад
"EHHHH- AHAHAHHAHAAHH-"
@rafaelsobreiradasilva3264
@rafaelsobreiradasilva3264 4 месяца назад
"I'll go to bed as soon as i go to bed." Beautiful words, my man
@boi7316
@boi7316 Год назад
Mom: Go to sleep, it's past your bedtime Me: I'll go to bed as soon as I go to bed
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
Sorry, but I don't go to sleep after bed time, only 20 minutes before it
@mozzarellamaniac6300
@mozzarellamaniac6300 Год назад
But if I were to fight, I'd definitely cry
@AnMComm
@AnMComm Год назад
I have 11 days left, just please... Don't tell on me
@Eve_gothgirl
@Eve_gothgirl Год назад
8:00 am it’s baby vibrating time
@unnamedaccount6969
@unnamedaccount6969 Год назад
😳
@crqf2010ruler
@crqf2010ruler Год назад
Vibratius, he vibrated them until he called saul and became heisenmorbius.
@fugodateam6256
@fugodateam6256 Год назад
@@crqf2010ruler i was crying when shistavo died
@yimyom
@yimyom 6 месяцев назад
Thank you youtube algorithm, and thank you creator for making this. Yourself playing the voice so straight and Shigechi's reactions made this very enjoyable.
@purquos
@purquos 6 месяцев назад
_
@markanthonyrevil8144
@markanthonyrevil8144 2 месяца назад
"You can't come. But we can vibrate babies at 8 AM, yes?" Cool.
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Год назад
How considerate of Kira to take a shower before he speaks so that the children he kills die peacefully without any foul smell.
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY?!
@deanfernandes7604
@deanfernandes7604 Год назад
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 That damn Yukako girl.....
@Buckload
@Buckload Год назад
"I have a Peacemaker" is probably the most scary line of them all.
@fivepainbbles
@fivepainbbles Год назад
“I like to have fun and quiet.” “Also I have a gun”
@marcosluismartinmorales5523
Actually that weapon represents Kira perfectly. Made for killing and peace and the same time
@caav56
@caav56 Год назад
@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 LGM-118?
@_Abdulziz506
@_Abdulziz506 9 месяцев назад
“although if I were to fight” “I would definitely cry”
@PickleJello
@PickleJello 7 месяцев назад
I'd probably act exactly like Shigechi right now if some guy said that exact thing in that exact way.
@Invertablitz2
@Invertablitz2 Год назад
0:06 top 5 unanswered questions
@halffive945
@halffive945 Год назад
"but we can vibrate babies at 8 AM,yes?" got me
@kasmanimzin9067
@kasmanimzin9067 7 месяцев назад
"Dead Queen" bro is gonna anger the british people💀
@JoitSQ
@JoitSQ 7 месяцев назад
"I usually sleep until I stop" I'll go to bed as soon as i go to bed
@Drahhgen
@Drahhgen Год назад
"Why is your HOUSE still hairy?" 'After injecting some milk juice" "I do not smoke. But I occasionally smoke. I have 11 days left just please.. don't tell on me" i died from those 3 💀
@chriscanul4075
@chriscanul4075 Год назад
This made me laugh so hard. My sister recently got caught up on JoJo's and I'm 100% sending this to her!
@ohhellwhereami2574
@ohhellwhereami2574 Год назад
Ain't no way she didn't break up laughing 💀
@unnamedaccount6969
@unnamedaccount6969 Год назад
@@ohhellwhereami2574 breakdown breakdown
@chig6375
@chig6375 Год назад
Chad sister
@Hiroto_VA
@Hiroto_VA 5 месяцев назад
"The hero lies awake at night... baby smell." - Yoshikage Kira
@trinty5721
@trinty5721 11 месяцев назад
"I do not smoke, but i occasionally smoke"
@tristanbeck9063
@tristanbeck9063 Год назад
This is more terrifying than the original 💀 “WHY IS YOUR HOUSE STILL HAIRY” 😭
@_Bendy
@_Bendy Год назад
I mean yukako's house was hairy soooo.
@Axels100
@Axels100 6 месяцев назад
Shigechi: "HOW IN THE FUCK?"
@chap2837
@chap2837 Год назад
I love how near the end shigechi's voice actor was just laughing at the background
@dawsonsawyer4726
@dawsonsawyer4726 Год назад
“I do not smoke, but I occasionally smoke” -Yoshikage Kira
@STAR_MACONHA
@STAR_MACONHA 5 месяцев назад
If someone came to me in the road, said that, and leaved, i would cry and get emotional trauma forever.
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