My Parents Got Divorced Because I Was Too Ugly - BitLife

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@whiblur7190 4 года назад

Jack: I’m gonna cause as much trouble as possible Also Jack: Why does nobody like me!?

@whiblur7190 4 года назад

csenge don’t worry I’m freaking out too :)

@hydrottex 4 года назад

@@whiblur7190 Help i can do a Jack Inpresshion

@blueberryswapsans6572 4 года назад

YOU ARE A LEGEND

@dylnjjo2711 4 года назад

iTs cAllEd a jOke

@andremerrick4925 4 года назад

2.3k likes and a heart from Jack interesting

@rattledskull9999 4 года назад

"Not like he could pass copying off of me" Paddy: *93% smarts*

@darkswag265 4 года назад

Lel

@MoonMelodyArt 4 года назад

Jack: *Is born* Dad: "wtf is that?" Mom: "we're getting divorced."

@noob0365 4 года назад

What Makes Sense

@marissa1138 4 года назад

We're getting divorced. We can't risk another one of THOSE 😱

@sonavirain571 4 года назад

divorce papers in the form of a child

@darkswag265 4 года назад

Leeel

@b3arbo1 4 года назад

Wait didn’t I hear that when I was born?

@wetwilIy 2 года назад

"Nobody has sex with my mother and gets away with it!" - Jack "Sean" Septiceye

@PotatoObliteratorGD 2 года назад

uhhhhhh…how does that work

@brockastill3622 2 года назад

@@PotatoObliteratorGD it was a quote

@beckmania1066 2 года назад

Sorry, that’s Seán “Jacksepticeye” William McLoughlin

@bhavbot6819 2 года назад

I was gonna say his fathers gonna be sad but i forgot what happend… im sorry….

@Terratetradon 2 года назад

@@beckmania1066 wiosh

@williamblow986 4 года назад

Jack: “My parent’s relationship is good” Game: “Your parents have ended their relationship”

@thejones9476 4 года назад

jack: noooooo!!!!

@mrme1948 4 года назад

699 likes

@imtrash1259 4 года назад

Wow

@dylnjjo2711 4 года назад

Jack:this is so sad

@nicolaahern8804 4 года назад

My parents got diversed

@snookerwither9955 4 года назад

Sean's mum: "Want a dog?" Sean: "Yeah!" Also Sean: spends no time with the dog at all The dog: "Am I a joke to you?"

@Kim-mt7xn 4 года назад

my name is litteary sean

@kevinp6812 4 года назад

@@Kim-mt7xn hmm... name begs to differ.

@dissentiouss 4 года назад

Stop trying to get hearted

@snookerwither9955 4 года назад

@@dissentiouss If I were trying to get hearted I would have commented a lot sooner

@tish453 4 года назад

@@kevinp6812 wazzzzzup

@brittanyramsey95 4 года назад

*Parents get divorced* Jack: "Is it cause i'm ugly?" *Teacher doesn't like him* Jack: "Is it cause i'm ugly?"

@cordeliax8972 4 года назад

that’s a mood though

@friendlywagon_nixie9377 4 года назад

That’s a mood right there

@jacksepticeye 4 года назад

It is isn't it?....

@jaaaaeee 4 года назад

jacksepticeye *pat pat* its ok we’re in the same boat lad..

@angelvaughn2050 4 года назад

Lol

@rebeccastepaniak2092 2 года назад

jack: "looks like im going to have to break little kyles ankles me: dead of laughter

@brockastill3622 2 года назад

Bro my soul left my body when I heard that for the first time

@jessicalemos5434 4 года назад

"i should talk with me mother" yes, he's really Irish.

@jacksepticeye 4 года назад

*mudder

@gette1416 4 года назад

Yaaaaaaas

@psychoticsilver 4 года назад

Ya need ta add de bloody mi'land accent lads

@mahraba874 4 года назад

jacksepticeye hi beautiful Irish man

@theflowerhead 4 года назад

Right. XD

@WanderingShogun3142 4 года назад

Jack: tells stepfather he is brainless stepfather: *shoots jack with laser blaster that he might've made*

@SPOON676 4 года назад

Probably bought because he's so rich

@Sh12pen 4 года назад

@@Unknown-Gamer598 which sort though? The star wars or the historical?

@JagerRex 4 года назад

I get your joke but He Just attacked him

@firstkeepitreel 4 года назад

Jack: has a loving family. Parents: divorce *Jack: say sike right now*

@elonmoles9144 4 года назад

@LucksinRiver 4 года назад

Say dead meme right now

@wesleykoewing8596 4 года назад

Lol my family irl

@awesomejelly2544 4 года назад

@@LucksinRiver say sike right now

@firstkeepitreel 4 года назад

Jetstream John Geez Dont need to go telling the whole world 😂

@faithwilson8685 2 года назад

Was Jack ALWAYS this Irish?? His accent is so strong here lol "fecker" "cah-lm" (calm) "fahder" (father)

@daylight1992 2 года назад

Nah this isn't even his final form. Watch any colab he has with the Irish lads and you'll hear his full accent

@EndlessSummer888 2 года назад

I love how he even corrected someone in the comments. When they used "mother" in their comment he replied "mudder."

@michelleblackwood3108 2 года назад

He says either racket or fuckor

@dawndoesart Год назад

He becomes more irish when somethings funny for some reason

@sarawashere4766 4 года назад

Jack: talks about Ireland Jack's Irish accent: ight imma head in

@ratboy2 4 года назад

hahhah

@sylvialauderdale4598 4 года назад

Anything happens: Sean: iT’s cAuSE I’m An uGLy fECkEr

@Itz_Skully 4 года назад

EVERYONE: WHAT...WHAT THE F**K JACK:I am doe but imma still flirt with ava Me:am i a joke to ya

@galaxygacha2115 4 года назад

Sean?!😳

@stillchill4661 4 года назад

@@galaxygacha2115 That's Jack's real name

@erenjeager7140 4 года назад

One more like to this and it 420😉

@maximilianager-wick5832 4 года назад

*Jacks mom and dad breaks up* *stepfather comes* Jack: hi *dude*

@creepy-kitty 2 года назад

Sean: I'm gonna get a dog later in life. Bb: allow me to introduce myself.

@ihatehandles 2 года назад

i mean do cats count

@RottenPots 4 года назад

Paddy: first kiss Looks: aight ima head out

@kimtracy1506 4 года назад

Jack: “What would you rate this??” My friend looking over my shoulder: “Not bad from a distance”

@fetus_deletus 4 года назад

Jack: Gets born Dad: What is that? Mom: The sign of our divorce.

@tempaesthetic_296 4 года назад

Yep, and i saw this comment first from someone else

@imtrash1259 4 года назад

Like my parents

@roberttracy5351 4 года назад

Hahahahahahaha

@OBJuanknoB 2 года назад

Bitlife be like: You: HAY DAD! YOU’RE BRAINLESS Dad: * pulls out lazer blaster*

@imsosorry8247 Год назад

I died from a laser blaster and it’s all they always attack you when you’re old I died by a blaster gun at 90

@harpkoukla6423 4 года назад

Game: You have a chance to kiss Ava. What will you do? Jack: Break her ankles.

@mae_lia 4 года назад

this comment does not have near the amount of likes it deserves

@dominicklipari 4 года назад

@@mae_lia very true

@numberedreaper8150 4 года назад

FUCKING LEGENDARY

@waywardwallaby6595 4 года назад

Why did he not pin this lmfao???

@softix1627 4 года назад

I love that

@alexhathaway8660 4 года назад

Jack: "opening up is hard" Jack 2 seconds later: "ight imma flirt with Kyle's sister"

@samuvilppola5352 4 года назад

Lol i was literally at that part when i read this

@answergirl5037 4 года назад

xD IKR

@sin-i8056 4 года назад

Jack "I'ma be so cute" Once he's born "I'm the one who got my parents divorced"

@bellastroscio8274 2 года назад

14:42 “oh god I have stress!!! I don’t want stress!!” Us too Jack. Us too.

@technicaldifficulties2589 4 года назад

Jack: “is born” Dad: “you’re on yer own Karen”

@eeggllee9728 4 года назад

its isabella

@koi8169 4 года назад

Isabella*

@chasegraeskies3395 4 года назад

Paddy: *is ugly* Parents: divorce Paddy: *is a literal toddler* Jack: it was you.

@edwinpalado5183 4 года назад

divorce

@RandmGamer-zg8xr 4 года назад

Jack in bitlife: born His parents: let's split up gang!

@bivydesdemona 4 года назад

HAHAHA

@jacksepticeye 4 года назад

Aight imma head out

@emils.gulbrandsen1574 4 года назад

Just like mine!

@bivydesdemona 4 года назад

jacksepticeye hi Jack :)

@mr_marinara-games8401 4 года назад

Good idea we can comer more ground that way

@fpszombie1 2 года назад

“At three years old and I have to deal with a divorce?” To be fair Sean, mine were divorced at 2. Ah, the joys

@dadesheldon1595 Месяц назад

Mine weren’t married and broke up after I was born

@Spacebun236 4 года назад

How can jack get a low rating on his face when he’s heckin adorable

@jockeyfield1954 4 года назад

it's called rng

@kylesbarker3928 2 года назад

Simp

@musicman1717 3 года назад

Jack's Irish accent normally: 10% Jack's Irish accent playing bitlife: 65% Jack's Irish accent with his Irish friends: 1,000%

@foreverclone7825 3 года назад

Facts

@drgboyegababatola01 3 года назад

FaUauUuauaûàÜÀux

@JacoGamin 2 года назад

Jacks looks: 87%

@rooooooooooob5523 2 года назад

Haha I sick o ur

@microwave_tinfoil 2 года назад

Jacks accent when he’s with pewds:1%

@sariacheadle5053 4 года назад

“My parents got divorced because I was too ugly” Me: oh, I mean same 😂

@zejaffa8785 4 года назад

Saria Cheadle and i oop-

@greenlemonada 4 года назад

@@zejaffa8785 *-SKSKSKS-*-

@liancao7163 4 года назад

My dad went to get milk 10 yrs ago

@sariacheadle5053 4 года назад

Lian Cao my friend has been playing hide and seek with her dad for 19 years now, he’s a pro

@yeahhhboi7194 4 года назад

Green Lemonade but spoopier sksksksk and I oop

@CliffRichardFan2001 2 года назад

I’ve played this game like a million times. I once got divorced because apparently I was too crazy in bed. This game is hilarious.

@syntheticexplorer1715 4 года назад

jack: mum, do you think im ugly Mother: *starts running away*

@liancao7163 4 года назад

No it was the dad

@fadeyt622 4 года назад

Also jack: *why* *are* *you* *running* 😂

@mdlad05 4 года назад

Jack: wait why my look's going down?? Puberty:allow me to introduce myself

@dunno_what_to_name_my_acco3552 2 года назад

Jack: “in the future, I’m going to get a dog and it’s gonna be the beat thing in my life!” Gets a cat

@davidtceultra2556 4 года назад

"We have a baby sister already! Jesus Christ. Mother, calm down!" Best quote

@TheLibermania 4 года назад

With 9 :D

@jayna5562 4 года назад

even though his character was 8 *cough*

@frostmaark 4 года назад

IM THE *REAL* SANS

@claireabel7994 4 года назад

Nah man. It’s “nobody has sex with my mother and gets away with it”

@claireabel7994 4 года назад

Nah man. It’s “nobody has sex with my mother and gets away with it”

@lelanddawson5184 4 года назад

Jack: Just came out of his mother Mother: Doctor, can you put it back in?

@jongyuemei 4 года назад

what for, to put it in.

@velkonemriam1935 4 года назад

Mother: It's not done yet. It needs to cook! Another few months, perhaps? 😂

@smashtrivia3273 4 года назад

I Mine Your Mom!

@Riley_7237 4 года назад

Paddy: *Has crush on Ava and joins the soccer team* Ava's Ankles: *_*Sweating Profusely*_*

@0CaptainZer0 4 года назад

HAHAHAHA

@wisteriaplague 4 года назад

Riley Bowers that is the best comment I ever saw on Jack’s channel

@mx.sinistxr 4 года назад

BEST COMMENT

@Nyxisdangerous 4 года назад

DEAR GOD

@RelaxingSounds-pp5hw 4 года назад

😂😂

@ilikecats7980 2 года назад

Sean: I will get a dog eventually Also Sean: *Becomes cat dad*

@Wowzazazaza 4 года назад

Paddy: *is at 25% looks* Puberty: *Im about to end this whole mans career*

@angelvaughn2050 4 года назад

Lol

@jacknaj1312 4 года назад

Jack: “You know what? We’re not living the life we already had!!” Game: aight I mean, whatever you say... *parents get divorced*

@cheesecake1446 4 года назад

FUCKING LEGENDARY

@Yerp_To_Da_Skerp 4 года назад

Jacksepticeye - "Let's start a life together" Thousands of young girls all faint.

@vixtion9180 4 года назад

including me

@fuckfirefox5114 4 года назад

FBI OPEN UP

@thewatcher5333 4 года назад

POLICE OPEN UP

@mooseking7545 4 года назад

Jp G. MEME POLICE OPEN UP

@jayd1093 4 года назад

Chris la due so glad I'm lesbian lol

@lucyprevo 2 года назад

I love how you managed to turn this ridiculously American game into THE MOST Irish thing ever! And suddenly became your most Irish self possible 😂 It was pure 👌🏼☘️

@nicogreyna 4 года назад

jack: “why can’t i do anything?” also jack: *blatantly ignores the activities tab*

@kelondre2818 4 года назад

Well fuck you

@DoraTheRoasta 4 года назад

@@kelondre2818 you suck bro. Get a life

@Special_Eve 2 года назад

Jacks looks are 5000000 out of one

@snorlass 4 года назад

Jack: “We are in school what can we do in school” Also jack: *breaks crush’s ankle while playing a “game”*

@Stonedmush531 4 года назад

He doesn't break his crushes ankle stupid

@stormwatch6992 4 года назад

@@Stonedmush531 are ya sure about tht

@MB-ev9ix 4 года назад

YA BASIC MEXICAN KID! andy he did irl he did a video on it

@Airtu 4 года назад

YA BASIC MEXICAN KID! andy He did a video about the time he broke his crush’s ankles.

@d3vil278 4 года назад

@@Stonedmush531 .. he literally did

@genderlesstoast6633 4 года назад

Jack: a baby sister already? Jesus woman, calm down. *It has been 8 years jack*

@monkeyman759 4 года назад

Yukata Girls (YGS) lol

@loganmullen585 4 года назад

Omg ya

@genderlesstoast6633 4 года назад

@Andrew Stout either way it's been long enough

@donovanchan3749 4 года назад

Yukata Girls (YGS) I’m the 400th like

@janicespeaks6245 4 года назад

Mom:im preganant Me: :/

@backupnoname 2 года назад

My current Bitlife is Dondon Deodoro. He's from Brazilia and wanted to play soccer in secondary school. He got on the team but his sister got him in trouble so he got kicked out of school. He got his GED, went through community college, went through university, killed it in medical school while playing soccer the whole time but never outside of school. Finally while he was in medical school he met the love of his life, Isabelle. So far they have five kids but one of them has epilepsy. He's currently a family physician.

@Dessurta 5 месяцев назад

How is he

@cristocrazy5820 4 года назад

Jack: Takes 18 minutes to age 5 years Me: go through 30 life’s in 18 minutes

@shawncarr2254 4 года назад

Literally me

@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588 4 года назад

Nugget Lover lives*

@darlenewalker2177 4 года назад

@lewissangster3903 4 года назад

That’s me

@severablegibbon 4 года назад

Lewis Sangster I honestly take my time

@brycetaylor2671 4 года назад

I love how Jack picks on Kyle and then immediately goes to flirt with his sister

@jonte2310 4 года назад

Ha lol

@nmnknwn 4 года назад

Exactly what I would have done.

@SasukeUchiha723 4 года назад

I would have done the same!

@marveystuff2 4 года назад

Jack: plays a game with a sniff of Ireland. Jack's accent: Aight, ima head in.

@curleyqreviews9793 Год назад

Oh no Jack. Your character is what we call in the South a "bless your heart" baby

@chocolottakat9374 4 года назад

"Your mother and father ended their relationship" "Ok"

@lunamatics8539 4 года назад

Chocolotta Kat I was gonna like but the likes are at 69 so...

@sabinajoh 4 года назад

Honestly me when my parents separated

@dahdabbingturts6936 3 года назад

When anything bad happens around Paddy Sean: It’s the face isn’t it

@Amy-ox9el 2 года назад

lol

@darktapes1536 2 года назад

lol

@deeformed2475 3 года назад

You were lucky. My first character was conceived in a washing machine during the spin cycle. Then at 11 he died to another kid slitting his throat with a sword

@silverpaw1237 3 года назад

What the hell?

@deeformed2475 3 года назад

@@silverpaw1237 Ik

@gipt7982 3 года назад

HAHAHAHAH omg

@fendercrawford7782 3 года назад

I-

@aeriamamaduck 3 года назад

My older sister "slapped my elbow" and "headbutted my ankle", killing me at age 9.

@CheeeseMushroom 4 месяца назад

Jack: "I will get a dog eventually" Jack a few years later: "I have a cat now, but I wanted a dog."

@heheheyup6573 4 года назад

Jack: *Is ugly* Parents: *Let's split up gang*

@happyzoe2414 4 года назад

@@myxyl he ment the in the game

@origami4542 4 года назад

Just like the simulations

@rosnahali8309 4 года назад

@@myxyl what??

@tish453 4 года назад

Tbh by

@michaeljhall86 3 года назад

Jacksepticeye isn't ugly lol

@camillecolburn9492 4 года назад

Jack: "I'm Ugly" Also Jack: *has been rated 10 on Picture rating engines before*

@fleshiez 4 года назад

Jack: "what is going on with my tiny 13 year old body?" **Puberty enters the chat**

@King_Luigi 4 года назад

**Puberty has been Kicked by Majority Vote**

@unknownrez1998 4 года назад

*@@King_Luigi Uknown rez forgot what majority vote is please tell him*

@Thatgeeky_Artist 2 года назад

Dad: "we are getting divorced" Mum: "wait what?!-" Dad: "I can't do this anymore, see that? That right there ain't no baby. It's a fucking Yoda clone"

@hely_exe 4 года назад

Is it just me or did Jack seem way more Irish in this video 😂

@kanyewestlover2323 4 года назад

Princess Hely I know right 😂😂

@Crystall140-o4s 4 года назад

Lol

@funnysonicman 4 года назад

*AH GOOD LAD*

@kayleeashley1999 4 года назад

I was scrolling through the comments just to see someone say this I was thinking the same thing lol

@ORSUM_ 4 года назад

No it’s just u

@s.staylor8278 4 года назад

"Oh god, i have stress." -Jack 2019 Interesting fact: the average American highschooler as the same stress levels of a mentaly insane patient in the 1950s.

@foodtheedible 4 года назад

I thought that wrote 'the average American schoolshooter'

@riot1895 4 года назад

S.S Taylor same with anxiety

@jokingback3000 4 года назад

Dought

@amely-i.sp. 4 года назад

Good God.

@themeldofgamingclips 4 года назад

That explains too much

@dankmagician1770 4 года назад

Sean: why did my looks go down? Puberty: *aight imma head in*

@jordynmaxcarter Год назад

If I wasn't lesbian, I'd date Jack Jacks looks: 100/10

@zachattack21 4 года назад

Jack: happy Parents: divorce School bully: good choice

@ShyGal404 4 года назад

John: Attacks you with a laser blaster but miss Every stormtrooper ever: First time?

@yamagawa9830 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@dounut2395 4 года назад

Loool

@unlisted2095 4 года назад

“I’m gonna break his ankles” aww, does Jack have another crush?

@kit-katdoodles8442 4 года назад

IM WHEEZING-

@skyisdead5111 4 года назад

lmao that got me

@patrickyoung7951 4 года назад

Oh no he's gonna break avas ankles

@minitg8327 4 года назад

N his playing soccer to 😲😲

@faze_diamond8740 4 года назад

LoL

@Lyzlaa 2 года назад

Sean’s looks are 150% out of 100

@WorldJustice5 4 года назад

Jack: "welcome to your life." Me: Wow my life sucks.

@brittanykaderbek6986 4 года назад

How does it suck to be one st you are the cutest one of them all

@otto9895 4 года назад

jack: "I'm a talker" also jack: *tries to talk and completely fails*

@parsaaraste7508 4 года назад

tries*

@otto9895 4 года назад

@@parsaaraste7508 thanks

@parsaaraste7508 4 года назад

@@otto9895 you welcome

@itsmeminime9523 4 года назад

Parsa Araste there both the same words it's tries and tries

@otto9895 4 года назад

It's me mini me I put try’s and then changed it when I saw the correct spelling

@necroshadow2233 4 года назад

Jack: "Rate my face in the comments area below..." My initial thought: "infinity%" Jack: "...it had better be high or my self-esteem won't be able to handle it" My answer: "infinity times infinity %"

@RobertoDeMundo 4 года назад

🙄

@luthienarcamenel7162 4 года назад

I was going to rate it 80% then I saw that and I'm like ehhhh.....35% is finnne!

@mrme1948 4 года назад

69 likes

@deadpixelll_ 2 года назад

My parents actually got a divorce when I was three and due to them both being either alcoholics or drug addicts I don't remember neither of them were able to take care of me I'm now living with my nana. Both of my parents are criminals and I'm not allowed to have any kind of contact with them. I'm kind of happy about that. I'm 13 now.

@Zenitsu-pb8ow 2 года назад

Shes

@Zenitsu-pb8ow 2 года назад

Sheesh*

@mrkrau6644 4 года назад

Me: "wow this is a cool game and i want to try it out" 2 MINUTES INTO THE GAME AND YOU HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY

@r3strt 4 года назад

*It all happens some time in your life*

@thegroooviest 4 года назад

@@r3strt especially in middle school

@r3strt 4 года назад

@@thegroooviest yes

@thegroooviest 4 года назад

@@r3strt the fact that you replied when my bus is pulling up to the school is perfect wtf

@r3strt 4 года назад

@@thegroooviest lmao

@kahsotvods6298 4 года назад

“I see this as an absolute loss” I see this reference as an absolute win

@64bitbros36 4 года назад

Jack: Happiness: 100% Health: 90% Smarts: 75% Looks: 100%

@jacxb_5125 4 года назад

Damn dude rude as hell man

@5lori 4 года назад

64bitBROS- Gay 100%

@ralphhough8689 4 года назад

@@5lori why just why

@impressnobody 4 года назад

Obi-Wan Kenobi What’d he do to you?

@redacted2513 2 года назад

Jack: WHAT! I'm 3 and I'm already dealing with my parents divorce! Me: **sharp inhale**

@josephwalker2838 4 года назад

Seán: "No one has sex with my mother and gets away with it." William: *Did exactly that*

@mad_shrimp1262 3 года назад

Lmao

@sineadquinn3502 3 года назад

LMAO

@bababooey8277 3 года назад

I mean his dad that divorced his mom did unless that’s his name but I don’t think so

@chipdoesstuffstudio3408 3 года назад

Rock

@bababooey8277 3 года назад

@@chipdoesstuffstudio3408 Paper

@sadie5478 4 года назад

Rating of Jack's face: Too high to be rated.

@aircknas 4 года назад

agreed

@turtlesmeller2943 4 года назад

nah, i think it's 420% definitely not 69% tho

@abramlantz8976 4 года назад

It's over 9000

@austinkersey2445 4 года назад

X-rated

@spike120 4 года назад

Solid 7

@dutchvanderlinde5194 4 года назад

Jack: rate my face Nobody: That one guy: 100%

@MementoMori7777 4 года назад

100% ugly in bit life. Jack has bad luck in bitlife 🤣

@enbygamer 4 года назад

Beat me to it

@instantkarma1961 4 года назад

dark assassins I say its 200% hes one mother faking hot guy

@icephenix1787 4 года назад

That's me

@ellieotoole5888 Год назад

My last name being O’Toole and having to grow up being called a “tool” or a “tool box” really brought back some wonderful childhood experiences 😂😂

@ReverseKing88 4 года назад

Jack: Happiness: 94% Health: 78% Smarts: potatoes Looks: 69%

@clyatthebat7331 4 года назад

Nice

@dinorsauor8425 4 года назад

Nice

@TotallyNotToby_ 4 года назад

Nice

@mikosuomela8357 4 года назад

Looks 69%? Are you sure about that?

@shriizel3667 4 года назад

@@TotallyNotToby_ noice

@TGS5570 4 года назад

Jack: Snitches get stitches Me: SNITCHES GET KICKED

@akras_a 4 года назад

SNITCHES GET KICKED

@baileysings793 4 года назад

Isn’t it snitches end up in ditches???

@Fluffybitchsona 4 года назад

SNITCHES GET KICKED

@haleyriggs585 4 года назад

SNITCH GET KICKED

@Red2332 4 года назад

Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches

@kairichter8666 4 года назад

Son: calls stepdad brainless Stepdad reacting like every normal person would: pulls out laser blaster and tries to execute stepson Well that escalated quickly

@gamingplayer4671 4 года назад

Lol

@bellacelestia9659 4 года назад

dats what i would do

@omniloki2447 4 года назад

Nice profile pic...I miss Chloe.. life is strange is the best game ever

@kairichter8666 4 года назад

@@omniloki2447 Absolutely LiS 4 LIFE

@omniloki2447 4 года назад

@@kairichter8666 yup I played lis just a day ago and finished it... I absolutely loved it

@dying-bubba6302 2 года назад

In England, we say *"snitches end up in ditches"* it's much more effective when trying to shut someone up.

@deighthepal 4 года назад

Jack Normally: 78% When he smiles: 9001%

@saintsimp4803 4 года назад

SunnySideUp ! +1

@crowsoto9612 4 года назад

He's not a model but his joy is definitely infectious

@HoloUniversee 4 года назад

Facts

@randummy1241 4 года назад

Natalie Soto I think he’s pretty cute idk

@HeysStuff 4 года назад

Gets a BitLife ad while watching Bitlife: Hmm the floor is made out of floor

@K21R_ 4 года назад

Thats exactly what happened to me

@lovelyplantthing4971 4 года назад

When I went to the store, I went to the store... 🤔

@LordSchnoesel 4 года назад

What Version is jack playing ? His Version is like way more polished then the one on the google playstore. I tried it and it lacjed many features that were shown in jacks videos. I even bought premium

@Kay-pn9je 4 года назад

Jack: "my parents divorced?!?!" "IS IT BECAUSE IM UGLY?!?!" Jack in primary school: *kids just don't like him* Jack screams 2 mins later "IS IT BECUASE IM UGLY?!?" Also jack your look ratings are 10000000000000/10

@the-anhpham3364 4 года назад

The ex files

@nameherenameigoodname3815 4 года назад

Like my dad he left I was four months old he went to prison

@Kay-pn9je 4 года назад

Everyone thank you for many likes! :3 I've never got this many

@godkingdarkness0115 4 года назад

1..............1900000000000000000999999865372717516582838508484839374849/10

@VinceAlmighty888 2 года назад

He should play this again, try winning the Jacksepticeye challenge

@lauradyer5716 3 года назад

“i’m 3 years old and i have to deal with a divorce?” *story of my life begins playing in the background*

@zack_baldwin 3 года назад

🥺 sorry

@Crinkfries 3 года назад

Rip

@marivelpastor1032 3 года назад

I see...im very sorry to hear that

@sstewart_37 3 года назад

😂

@everettponscdilio1019 3 года назад

Why are you 3 years old and watch jack septic eye true baley

@vince4454 4 года назад

“Look like I’m gonna have to break little Kyle’s ankles” Does Paddy have a crush on Kyle?

@dracodevilchildmalfoy366 4 года назад

Seán: “Vaccinate your kids!” Me: +5 respect

@rubyry9049 4 года назад

Draco Malfoy it should be +10 respect

@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 4 года назад

@@not_an_eboy611 You -1/2 your life.

@glitchlaboratorys6116 4 года назад

Andrew Perry I’m not gonna be the one getting whooshed

@LordSchnoesel 4 года назад

@@not_an_eboy611 yes because autism just randomly appears from some injection and damages your brain

@laurel7472 2 года назад

how the Irish talk: ''Hey lads, what's the craic?'' ''We're havin' spuds for supper tonight'' ''What are ye doin'?'' Vs. everyone else: ''Hi guys, what's up?'' ''We're having potatoes for dinner tonight'' ''What are you doing?''