my pool 

honestly not even a problem but if you want to follow me on twitter to let me know how to get outta here that'd be great @Gusbuckets

"She's looking pretty sturdy" is the most Dad thing I've ever heard

“I’m not much of a swimmer myself. Never learned, in fact.” “Looks like dad’s gonna have to go back to his old naval days.”

I love that in the lore of this series, Gus's character: 1. Was in the navy 2. Never learned how to swim 3. Directly addresses the cameraman but never considers asking them to help him get out of his current situation

How is it Gus has no children yet is seemingly a natural at being a Dad

Mom said no drowning in the pool

*Death Of A Salesman (2019)*

1:02 the lead up, the pile-up of bad things that happen prior, the “oh shoot!” the splash, the papers flying everywhere, it’s honestly a masterpiece

I genuinely feel bad for the dad character here. He's trying real hard to be a good father for his crappy children. From all the kids out there with no dad, shitty dads or a very cold ass dad; we would love a dad like this one.

When he said “well now that’s just dissatisfactory.” I felt that

White-collar Midwestern dad might be my favorite character on the channel.

They’re probably reading... *with their headphones on*

“Oh, that’s... that’s just dissatisfactory.”

This character is the embodiment of the "this is fine" meme

"They're probably reading... with their headphones on." I lost it.

This is giving me Ned Flanders vibes.

Gus: literally in a noose made out of a tie Cameraman: *is this angle alright?*

"i guess that's why they call it liquid funds" i could feel the dad vibes radiating off my screen

This is why you don't remove the ladder in the sims

"once a semen always a semen" -gus johnson 2019

I think "I better take off my Kirklands, incase the varnish is still wet." might be the most Dad phrase I've ever heard.

How can he be 24 and 50 at the same time?

*”Mooommm, Dad’s trying to hang himself in the pool again!”*

"Honey, the awkward neighbor is trying to hang himself in from the basketball net again"

That briefcase opening with the papers comically flying everywhere was so perfect, I can't tell if that was well choreographed or if the comedy gods smile on Gus' videos, but it gets me every time

1:02 those papers falling was so cinematic lmaoo

"Dad?" ... "ʷʰᵃᵗ"

You’re laughing. A man is hopelessly drowning, losing everything he has when not even the camera man will help, and you’re laughing.

Something about these videos scream early 2000's which just comforts me for some reason

It’s hard to choose between “My Pool” and “My Roof”

I really feel for this character. I'm very sympathetic to his plight. Truly a modern tragedy.

3:17 Rifle goes off in the background.

The way the papers spread and flew as he fell was a cinematic masterpiece

That fall was so perfect. Down to the papers flying everywhere. Gun Jogson is a film genius

>was in the Navy >doesn't know how to swim "Kowalski, analysis."

I wanted him to fall into the pool since the beginning of the video _did not disappoint_

Ok, so from I can gather this is a father in a struggling family, who’s married to the mom in gus’s videos. The mom has two children, the one here and the one in her videos. The dad in the road trip dad video used to be married to the mom, but they got divorced and he took all 3 children from that family, only for the mom to start a new life. The family has two uncles, the gods country guy and inappropriate uncle guy. They have one aunt. Carol (the Netflix/ wine lady). Across the street lives the number sticker guy, who has three children. The white girl from the ukulele vid, the tough kid and the guy who always has a knife. In a church youth group down the road, the pastor teaches only two children; The prankster guy and imbiamba. Speaking of imbiamba, he later grows up to get married straight after high school. In a desperate attempt to get money, he joins a pyramid scheme and fakes his relationship online so he won’t be gossiped about, A little side thing: The lady from the old people logic is married to the older men a urinals video.

My wife works with adults with disabilities and this girl that isn’t vocal was gut laughing at this video. Good job Gus

There's something so depressing about this character. He is trying so hard but his family doesn't appreciate him, and he knows it. Man, that ending hurt my soul.

"Oh well there goes my pay cheque over there.... Sssssssssssshoot." - The most emotionally supressed response to losing many hours worth of pay.

This is the equivalent of putting a ladder in the pool in the sims and then removing it

Instructions unclear my whole family drowned in pool _i need a lawyer please._

*Hanging by a necktie noose* "I don't know how this happened." Deep.

3:37 i did that at an indoor recreational pool once when i was 12 or something. It's a pretty relaxing pose, except for when you get up and see literally everyone got out of the pool and staring at you in discomfort. Yeah they did not appreciate that LMAO

I like how there is just random guitar in the background

This is kinda depressing, this character he has constructed seems like a real nice, goofy fella and his kids just don't give a shit about him. also it's really funny

Nobody is mentioning how when he fell in all the papers floated like a cartoon

the papers all falling in the pool was the most cartoony thing I’ve ever seen

0:22 Lol I don’t know why but I can’t stop laughing at the sniff at the end of the scene XD

"I guess that's what they mean by liquid funds" Best line in the video

Gus: I cant swim Also gus: * *feet touches bottom of pool* *

A Grown man who doesn’t reach a 3 ft pool *Talent*

bro fell in the pool like a cartoon character, even the way the files fell

"Better take off the kirkland's in case the varnish is still wet." you are a treasure.

Gus: Never learned how to swim Also Gus: “Guess it’s back to the old navy days”

Im guessing the briefcase launch went even better than you expected. The workpapers fallout after the collapse into the pool was perfect.

I love his chill

I remember when my dad went to the public pool. He’ll be back any day now.

1:58 The way you said, "Prolly should've prioritised the ladder!" was pure Christopher Walken.

Reminds me of my dad a tiny bit. Bless his heart, he doesn’t get mad easily but my sister always just wants something from him or is mad at him for some reason and I really don’t know why. But he always seems to find a bright side to things and I feel horrible 🥺😭

I’ve watched this so many times, and only now did I hear the scream at 2:50 as he lifts the briefcase. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

"Well now that--thats just dissatisfactory" Had that laughter bursting outta me 😂😂

"Better take off my Kirklands in case the varnish isnt dry yet" I haven't laughed so hard in my life

Poor guy, he doesn't even have a big enough deck to comfort himself on lonely nights.

That was a beautiful peace of art. Thanks for sharing

“Weyull, least it’s not raining! eghffh*” - Gus Johnson 2019

"At least it's not raining" had me dying.

These videos are gold

This is so wholesome

I love the distant gunshot @ 3:17, right as he is contemplating his predicament. Funny coincidence.

I love how he takes care of his kids. Such a responsible man

He's so happy at the beginning...so wholesome....then...chaos.

this series is my favorite

"Some maintenance on the old girl" STAY AWAY FROM MY GRANDMA, GUS!

I wish this dude had a full blown show about him going through fatherhood. 😂

I love this saga

0:17 this part is wholesome because of what he said about his kids

"Boy sure see a lot of neighbors outside when its a nice day but a guy falls in a pool once and no one can be bothered huh" Genius

3:17 gunshot in distance from his family trying to remove him

Every time that I revisit this wonderful art I am always reminded of the true beauty...

Wow, that rolling shutter smooth transition into the pool supports

" I guess that's what they mean by liquid funds" 😂😂😂

"there's the briefcase floatin' off downstream there" I CACKLED

This is one of my favorite videos on RU-vid

sims after you remove the ladder from the pool :

"Nothing a little perseverance couldn't fix" *drowning* ... Me trying to fix my life

"I'm not much of a swimmer myself, never learned in fact"

2:16 his swimming tecnique is pure art

Gus is amazing. Gus while drunk is phenomenal.

Daddy Boi Gus Johnson back for the best sequel of our timeline.

“Old naval days...” “Never learned how to swim...” Hmm

He needs a hug

I was smiling throughout this whole clip but I busted out laughing at "at least it is not raining", hahahhahha

Me: *removes pool ladder* My sim: 2:02

wouldn't Gus just be great on the office or parks and rec

This is my absolute favorite gus Johnson video. Seen it about nine times and always find something funny.

“Well at least it’s not rainin” *s a d n e s s n o i s e*

*Accidentally throws the mug you need to evacuate the sea "Well that's just dissatisfactory." This is literally my favorite RU-vid video of all time.

I think this might be my favourite character of yours

Need more of these, the best 😂