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@gentlemanvaultboy8671 2 года назад

"The supernatural keeps happening and it's really annoying me" is my favorite subgenre of creepypasta.

@noahrudolph9066 2 года назад

Mine too? Do you know others except this and tales of the gas station? Been trying to find some for ages

@gentlemanvaultboy8671 2 года назад

@@noahrudolph9066 I can't remember any specific stories, but John Dies at the End has the same vibe as this. As did Nightvale before it got all lore heavy and up its own ass.

@Iijjccbb 2 года назад

@@noahrudolph9066 the haunted doll roommate one is great hasn’t updated in a year though

@Dead_End_Angel 2 года назад

Same here, stories like this just tickle my funny bone, this kind of stuff is amazing as fuck.

@mansikkapoika 2 года назад

Same! Does anyone know if there's an actual genre name for that? :)

@collinfulling3223 3 года назад

Monsters: *exist* Cole: None of you understand: I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with ME

@forestsgachagarden4307 3 года назад

He is GOD

@forestsgachagarden4307 3 года назад

>:3

@UraniumVulcan 2 года назад

Especially skinny, that little pale forest crawler is so wimpy

@blythejones9347 2 года назад

Nice watchmen reference dude

@angiec4116 2 года назад

LOL I Know Right Love Ol Cole Lol

@samnged Год назад

cole and skinny got that tom and jerry type relationship

@thekingofdoges 11 месяцев назад

I'd say more like Connor and hank

@loger6995 5 месяцев назад

Dusty old Bones full of green dust?

@Batatkacom 2 месяца назад

The way I snorted after reading this 💀

@allannapier1626 2 месяца назад

Elmer fund vibe😂😂

@squishyushi Месяц назад

Literally skinny being Jerry trying to get a rise out of Cole and then toying with him

@killaklowngaming3088 2 года назад

I’ve listened to this story about 20 times and one of the many things that never ceases to make me laugh is 52:27, “what do you think you’re doing with my computer?” “The fuck ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ”

@francoisgrobbelaar8821 2 года назад

22:50. One of my favorite parts is when Cole "falls" in the trap and shoots Camo, the crap Cole says and Camo's reaction cracks me up every time. 😂

@anti_fragile 2 года назад

may I add 1:06:07 , the way he says "all of his _toenails_ were _gone"_

@francoisgrobbelaar8821 2 года назад

@@anti_fragile LOL. Oh yes. Especially the pause in between "toenails" and "were gone". Cole is a legend.

@mansikkapoika 2 года назад

Same!!! The tone of his voice is just amazing in that line haha

@GilbertGarfield911 2 года назад

@@mansikkapoika that's mrcreepypasta's voice, he's really good at narrating. I've listened to this while doing whatever a lot of times! This one is super enjoyable for how funny it is while still being creepy.

@joeswift7120 5 лет назад

I love how much shit he says with zero context like "I can't go to the one pond with big fish in it because of that deal I made with the crocodile man" Shits killing me hahaha

@jimmycunn5414 5 лет назад

So casually

@enbyjamie3300 4 года назад

@@jimmycunn5414 don't mind me just avoiding the crocodile man

@ThatQueerArtist 4 года назад

It's kinda like the shit doctor who does. He reminds me him Alot.

@teacherbunbun9082 4 года назад

Or some shit like the lady in the tree

@user-kp8wn1iw8o 4 года назад

KILLER CROCK FRON SEWER SLIDE SQAD

@DangleBlampy 4 года назад

local man literally too dissociated to understand the forces he plays with and unaware of his true strength

@Venusvacumms_07 3 года назад

Ah just another day in Florida

@firstlast7294 3 года назад

dxm

@adri6304 3 года назад

Loser Kid lol true!

@Guardianshrine 3 года назад

@@firstlast7294 dxm

@FumeStar 3 года назад

666 likes as all should be

@lavendervanilladepressioni5536 2 года назад

The first entity that cried like a baby while cartwheeling away has the same energy as the guy doing backflips through the woods in the National Forest Search and Rescue series

@heyitskaiden4178 2 года назад

I know right!

@electronicdestroyers8515 2 года назад

And the stairs! It makes so much more sense about why you shouldn’t be going up them

@DogOSaurus138 2 года назад

Do you mean? Wild Kratts: Halloween Special?

@getoutofmylife4Eve Год назад

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 O, adding the saucy lemon drops. Good won. Obviously that's not me, she's beautiful and KK is her Protector . None of which EVER apply to ME

@lucy4diguardo500 Год назад

Lmaooo

@zyftis6927 2 года назад

“But he insisted I was as observant as Helen keller, whoever the fuck that is” “A wave of, uhh, something, went over me” I love this story so much. It’s made me laugh throughout its entirety.

@jennymartinez4597 8 месяцев назад

I so agree! I ❤ these irreverent stories.

@Vege-Table 3 года назад

"Fuck you, I am a woman" In a deep gruff voice got me dying lmao

@dragonmaid1360 3 года назад

Was waiting for this bit cause you warned me but wasnt prepared. Laughed out loud.

@barkingbunny2928 3 года назад

I have a deep, gruff voice... 100% woman. All five feet of me. Startles quite a few people, especially when I say "Fuuk you"

@rosewulgred4189 3 года назад

not all women sound high in pitch lol

@Vege-Table 3 года назад

@@rosewulgred4189 as a woman with a deep voice, trust me I know

@patrickrichards5043 2 года назад

I was expecting. “IT’S MA’AM”

@grace7699 4 года назад

Cole: I know I should’ve run but it’s tiring and I just didn’t feel like it I hate how much I relate

@biggnuggetnuggers2360 4 года назад

Ryol Xavier same

@Tiffany9962 4 года назад

I Said The Same Thing

@banditodorito8070 4 года назад

Yea I almost died to some fucking demon but runing is soooo tiring so I'll just walk from the crazy fucking demon

@demonjmh 4 года назад

Funny thing is in a real situation like that adrenaline will take over and you'll be running anyways.. tiring or not adrenaline will give you the energy you need to either fight or get the hell outta there

@mooshimooshi500 4 года назад

Yeah also just going camping after the fact in the same woods where this happened

@_shybear_7374 Год назад

4 years and I don't even know how many listens and it finally hit me that the Pales are afraid of nets because The Chosen kept catching and killing them, more than likely with a net

@mansikkapoika Год назад

Holy shit that's a good catch! I just always assumed it was a "wtf why" sort of reason to be funny haha. But your theory actually makes sense :)

@_shybear_7374 Год назад

@@mansikkapoika I did too! I have no idea what made it click or if it was even intentional by the author but I love it lmao xD

@allannapier1626 2 месяца назад

Iam the same can't sleep well it's this one I go to bit end up laughing so much the wife gets so mad as I wake her up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@c_x_3 2 года назад

Honestly, as mildly disappointing as it is, I really gotta hand it to the author for sticking to his guns and not doing something unnecessarily epic. Yeah, Skinny being defeated by an epic battle would’ve been cool, but his downfall being a stupid inside joke between the two main characters honestly fits the story and it’s tone so much more.

@Lobo0011 Год назад

@Xx-killerB-xX boi I was just about to say that’s why I love this story so much it doesn’t fall into the cliché monster fighting storyline

@sharibigay4712 9 месяцев назад

Although Mark thinks that how it happened, Cole says he knew which was which when they both know that Skinny couldn't attack first.

@thebizzareczar 6 месяцев назад

Absolutely agreed. This is what the second installment of Tales from The Broadcast Station did wrong imho, turned it into an epic and lost the magic of the initial story

@raniel.charming3415 5 лет назад

"I threw my leg into the air and it connected to his no-no-square" best.line.ever.

@eliasmaldonado5426 4 года назад

Ranie L. Charming Idk bout that. There were sooo many.

@wooliervenus0998 4 года назад

no no dont touch me there that is my nono square

@YouAreStarDust 4 года назад

woolier venuss THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF AAAAAAH

@aki8198 4 года назад

Where is that line ?? XD (*•*)

@wooliervenus0998 4 года назад

@@aki8198 its a song but juicyfruitsnacks makes ot funnier

@kaylieboucher2911 5 лет назад

Cole: imma do the thing Mark: don’t do the thing Cole: *does the thing*

@benjaminjenkins2384 5 лет назад

Mark: OW Fuck why'd you do the thing Cole:idk man

@smoldoodlebby634 5 лет назад

Mark: *is now "forced" to help Cole do the thing*

@daddydiesel6315 4 года назад

Cole and Mark are like a comedic duo

@aquauniverse4403 4 года назад

You pretty much summed up the second half of the story.

@tylornicholson9357 4 года назад

Cole

@adriangrindstaff7296 Год назад

“I’m a monster PREDATOR.” Is my absolute favorite quote.

@SultanFriendlyGuest Год назад

I coughed out my drink while I was listening to that part

@eviltoad746 2 года назад

As much as I love these stories being creepy and dark, this was just too much fucking fun to listen to. I had a blast while working with this playing in my ears. Favorite moments had to be Camo's nonsensical screaming after being shot, Mark suddenly turning into Dane Cook when the ghost took over (especially the "fuck you, I'm a woman") and my absolute favorite moment had to be "Not Mark, not me, not the Pale about to bite into Mark's leg while he was distracted.......oh wait. HOLY SHIT, MARK"

@cherylchittenden4835 Год назад

Have you heard the one called "Cryptic Nightmares and the Great Squirrel Migration"? MVP does another excellent job! Soooo funny! 😂

@jHS1226 17 дней назад

i’m actively at work listening to this too it’s so hard not to laugh

@semiawesomatic6064 5 лет назад

"A nine foot tall Ronald McDonald ripping someone in half" this is one of the better lines 😂

@thatoneniceguy408 5 лет назад

Hmmm that's doesn't sound right

@naiomiyoung6770 4 года назад

semi awesomatic best line is “ he stopped and said he was gonna go take a nap then come back to finish us off”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@eslirastar666 4 года назад

My question would have been "Wait- Why does Skinny know what a 9 foot tall Ronald McDonald looks like??"

@DeadInside-ew8qb 3 года назад

I’ve eaten some McDonald’s that left me feeling that way

@sharkycole4929 4 года назад

"It was trying to intimidate me to leave its territory...so I shot it between the eyes and I left. My territory b**ch!" LOL

@eslirastar666 4 года назад

Literally what I would have been thinking in the same situation 😂 Lines like this made me laugh so hard I cried

@bassoongal7879 Год назад

The fact the mc shot the keelet between the eyes because he felt it was trying to intimidate him and then said, "my territory, bitch" is hilarious to me

@subjectdelta46 9 месяцев назад

Cole is such a silent genius, acts stupid when really smart

@AshWont 5 лет назад

This should be a movie with Ryan Reynolds as the main character

@MegaCornucopia 5 лет назад

Or Mark Walberg

@t1meless-r3lic35 5 лет назад

And Nolan north voice

@tinachristeen1306 5 лет назад

Go look up a guy on RU-vid named PM. SEYMOUR he would be a good cole

@JohnDoe-iw7zc 5 лет назад

@@MegaCornucopia no

@JohnDoe-iw7zc 5 лет назад

Yes

@DougDangerous 3 года назад

“burnt myself trying to cook a hot dog, pissed on the fire that burnt me” is probably my favorite line

@Donsguncorner Год назад

"My territory bitch"😂

@Just1Nora 10 месяцев назад

Such a man thing to do. 😂

@Xbalanque84 10 месяцев назад

Hey, ya gotta show the fire who's boss. If you don't establish boundaries, it'll spread all over you.

@pnew58 4 месяца назад

WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF *MENTALLY UNSTABLE PEOPLE!*

@faebunny8239 2 года назад

Holy shit, I'm only 10 minutes in and already this type of protagonist that actually knows what's going on is SO refreshing It's one thing to write horror when you have a protagonist that has no idea what's going on, but to effectively write horror with the perspective of a protagonist that's dealt with non-human entities before is really impressive

@Koolkidzklub983 Год назад

Supernatural Netflix series

@adammcgee9413 9 месяцев назад

4 years later and still one of my most loved series

@eduardolopez8616 5 лет назад

“...while he’s a monster hunter. I’m a monster PREDATOR!” Lmfao DEAD 😂

@youngspunky2835 4 года назад

I was almost asleep when i heard this and i almost cried xD then i waited untill the story was over to go to sleep :D

@90zillas34 3 года назад

Gotta love when a monster can bite through steel and is terrified by a fucking net

@herobrinevjwj8255 3 года назад

Ikr

@vibean9522 2 года назад

It was really funny but i liked how it got justified with the woman in the tree having then use a net on multiple other creatures lol - the author did such an amazing job making all the jokes tie in seamlessly oml i could rant forever about it

@coalcreekdefense8106 9 месяцев назад

I dearly love your "possessing ghost that doesn't quite have complete control of host body" voice.

@OneEdgyAngerSniper 8 месяцев назад

“I remember that tree. I thought it was attacked by a family of 6-legged beavers.” 😂

@tuttifongul2006 5 лет назад

Rarely are the story and the narrator so well matched. Glad to have run across this.

@cptnnemo8652 5 лет назад

If it not the narrator that is the problem but the tone of the narrator's voice.

@Yamyatos 5 лет назад

Take a look at Tales from the Gas station narrated by him. Most perfect match i've seen so far. But i love his narrations either way. Never subscribed to a creepy pasta channel until i found this one :P

@errorloadinginformation5429 5 лет назад

Another perfectly matched series is Accounts from a lonely news station

@metalskirmish 5 лет назад

very well said, but you gotta admit man, this is definitely one of the better creepypasta channels

@dull_demon4717 5 лет назад

Agreed

@wattrocks 3 года назад

Cole's property is definitely in the same woods located behind Jack's gas station I have no doubt

@nouse4name368 3 года назад

would be nice if he'd mention an orange glow among the trees.

@alexbradshaw5466 3 года назад

And the town their next to is the neverglades

@brittanypanda9348 3 года назад

Jacks gas station?

@wattrocks 3 года назад

@@brittanypanda9348 "tales from the gas station." hilarious creepy pasta series if you liked this you definitely should check it out

@brittanypanda9348 3 года назад

@@wattrocks im listening to it now it is amazing i love it.

@redraven7948 2 года назад

This, by far, is one of the BEST creepypastas!! Not only is the story written amazingly (I'm on my 7th time listening)....but NO ONE but MCP could tell it the way it should be told. (Like..no one but Ozzy could sing 'Crazy Train'...or... Metallica's 'Enter Sandman'. I mean..yes, technically...they COULD...but honestly..would it be the same??🤔) No... No it wouldn't.

@manifest.on.sumo2024 2 года назад

Agreed! Only MCP's narration will do for this one💯🙌

@donnamcdermott443 2 года назад

Lighthouse horror is really good with impression and different voices for different characters and puts as much enthusiasm in to his stories I'm not disagreeing with you just offering another really great narrator for you to listen to as well the dark somnium too

@talentedbutnotskilled-agni7798 2 года назад

I’d like to hear the dark somnium narrate it

@getoutofmylife4Eve Год назад

You never know ? There's some old rock classic songs that I swear sounds like this same dude that sings in this more modern type of rock band & others . I swear it seems real , but almost impossible. Just like I said , music is a very mystical thing & so are voices . You can totally change your voice while singing. But you're probably right when it comes to the Oz Master ..he's a whole different entity in himself . I LOVE 💕 THE OZ MASTER!!!

@KateCantDraw 4 месяца назад

Any story that is written in first person by a sarcastic, unreliable narrator who's way too calm about the situation was made for MCP

@williamyates7679 Год назад

This guy is the best creepypasta narrator. The others got great voices like a natural gift for it. But this guy is something else no cheap gimmick the most average voice ever but his reading style is just soo perfect the way he speeds up and slows down with the pacing of the writing really makes the stories come alive and seem soo much more personal. Can't stress enough how much he impresses me

@bernardlz 4 года назад

Cole: "Maybe I'll keep trying to convince Mark that while he's a monster hunter, I'm a MONSTER PREDATOR!" Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

@nostalgicuniverse9747 3 года назад

Me too: HAHAHHAHAAHA!!!

@gettingpissedoff 3 года назад

I'm Chris Hansen and this is "To Catch a MONSTER PREDATOR".

@chanelhammond1784 3 года назад

Lol I laughed so hard.

@biznestelch2941 3 года назад

Right when I saw this it just happened

@greywalker505 2 года назад

Why don’t you have a seat right there?

@ghoste1138 3 года назад

I like to imagine he's living in the middle of the forbidden woods from Tales From the Gas Station.

@Chase8091 3 года назад

I mean mark is pretty similar to mark in TFGS

@fischyfischy9960 3 года назад

The gas station exists at a junction point of EVERY creepy pasta

@corvid.monarchy4875 3 года назад

The gas station is in Pines Haven

@dakotafrybarger2671 3 года назад

@@corvid.monarchy4875 is it really?

@wolfwoodphreak 3 года назад

I thought the SAME thing!! lol

@Just1Nora 10 месяцев назад

"Toes are f*cking expensive to fix!" Uh...no sir, they're not. You can absolutely diy that sh*t. 😂

@rsparks1104 2 года назад

I just realized what makes stories like this so great- horror is built around taking agency away from its players, especially any that the audience are supposed to imprint on. So, if you write a story that grants a focus TONS of character, and TONS of agency, but keep it within the horror framework, hilarity ensues.

@saltysaladz2050 4 года назад

This is more of a comedy than a creepypasta but it’s a welcome change. I love the “frenemey” relationship the author has with the monsters.

@Mothbean 4 года назад

If you liked this, for the love of god check out Tales from the Gas Station.

@darkvortex2753 3 года назад

@@Mothbean YES

@SirRanRap 3 года назад

Kinda like Army of Darkness kinda feel

@jewleeborrasca6924 3 года назад

I like that, you said that well.

@nachomannate7755 3 года назад

I honestly do also the love the relationship between the protagonist and antagonist

@salemblack1410 4 года назад

"What's with monsters and running away backwards, seems silly... and dangerous." Cole, cole my dude. you're dealing with monsters and you're worried about them hurting themselves by how they run away.

@titliroy4713 3 года назад

Well the monster was running away from him tho...so yeahhh😂

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 года назад

I had to run through the wood quiet a bit years ago a bit and after the 9th or 10th time I got stabbed by a tree in the eye it made me wish I could run backwards.

@ethelfiggins5761 2 года назад

It's weird where your mind goes sometimes, kinda like you just don't know what you can actually handle and get used to when you dont have a choice

@benjaminshiflett8066 2 года назад

They should make this into a cartoon! Kind of like Gravity Falls for adults! That would be awesome!

@heathergoebel1676 2 года назад

Cole mad me laugh so hard. The fight with the possessed Mark and the punch to the no no square. I lost it. Tears streaming and my side is killing me.

@richardvaldes3959 5 лет назад

"Hes a monster hunter but I'm a monster predator!" Hahaha I died laughing

@gababby4856 5 лет назад

👌🏻Spicy

@laurenc4138 5 лет назад

That was hysterical, this was written so well I could perfectly envision Cole as a whole person and I laughed out loud at the exploits a lot (listening to this at work)

@jacob_ian_decoursey_the_author 5 лет назад

Real estate agent: This is good property. Me, a learned man: But is it *normal.* Agent: ...we should move on.

@whimseywheat8003 4 года назад

Good one hehehe

@zomdiehunter115 4 года назад

Me: wowowowo do I get free firearms with it? R: no Me: well let's move on then

@demongoddess2012 4 года назад

me: does it have a massive amount of monsters that i could challenge myself to kill and/or piss off when i fuck around with them? agent:erm... yes but they are no joke, there's wendigo, qelats, skinwalkers a- me:I'LL TAKE THE ENTIRE THOUSAND ACRES

@Johnfromwalmart 9 месяцев назад

"you made me think i had sandpaper toes" kills me every single time i listen to this💀😭😂

@fr3akvankuchen825 3 месяца назад

this must be the longest ad for the bear grylls survival knife i have ever listened to

@wretcheddcesspool1446 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@EclipseIsUp 5 лет назад

"you were a preacher? why were you in hell?" "i practiced the occult in my off time and skimmed off the collection plate" I had to pause the video.. i was crying laughing!

@joleenphillips2415 4 года назад

There were so many parts that had me doing this. Especially that one... And the part where he said, "I knew it wasn't a man because it didn't have an asshole." 😂😂😂

@BluJay320 5 лет назад

“Uh... there’s a stud there...” “I NOW REALIZE THAT THANK YOU”

@donjoe564 4 года назад

That was hilarious, I love that ghost guy

@jacksoncude9824 4 года назад

don joe excuse me it was ma’am

@donjoe564 4 года назад

@@jacksoncude9824 Oh was it, sorry

@Coontoons 4 года назад

President Fennec HANDS DOWN THE BEST LINE IN THE WHOLE STORY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@eslirastar666 4 года назад

How he didn't die laughing in that fight was amazing lol I'd have been doubled over gasping for air! 😂

@ReqLeBeax 2 года назад

This story needs its own tv series. It’s so expandable.

@mizal321 Год назад

I pictured a crowd of aww man when Hector told the group they couldn't have the people lol

@kiera7706 5 лет назад

the tree lady made me so happy and then she disappeared :(

@a-troller-on4chan421 4 года назад

she is a dyrad, a tree nymph she is the tree

@mazzpsykoziz 5 лет назад

This really needs a follow-up season. The mix of humor and mystery is great.

@libbybaker1375 5 лет назад

mazzpsykoziz if you think this is good

@jewleeborrasca6924 5 лет назад

You're right this story is outstanding &so is "tales from the gas station" I even had to buy the dang book. If murderbird 17 releases a book I will also be first in line to order it. You can also go to Reddit to read more from murderbird 17 on this stories future well "Mark's" future anyways.

@youngspunky2835 4 года назад

Yes exactly it's so exiting when I first listened to this story I was trying to sleep but guess what the story kept me involved and interested so I heard the story before falling asleep. I love the way the main character explains the story its just great

@mothlastname2413 4 года назад

The “Tales from the gas station” series is very similar you should check it out

@adamwilkins526 4 года назад

If you like this one check out tales from the gas station it's the same kinds humor/ mystery

@WV_Smoke 11 месяцев назад

I love the sarcastic attitude in the writing and how you read it out as such.

@YouWillBeHappyOrElse 5 месяцев назад

Only a few minutes in and I'm impressed with the VA. So many narrators sound like they're reading from a script, but you breathe personality and immediacy into the words; I feel like I'm in a conversation rather than being read to.

@danielduran9179 4 года назад

Keelot:*Tries to use intimidation* Mark:"So anyways I started blasting"

@cyberspark5574 3 года назад

Keelot: *tries to use intimidation* Cole: "So YoU hAvE cHoSeN dEaTh"

@juliangonzalez9631 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@laurenc4138 3 года назад

I love and hate that I read that in Danny Devito’s voice lmao

@KatTheNightfox 3 года назад

My territory, Bitch

@lukaswilliams5851 3 года назад

@@KatTheNightfox what

@RipzCritical 5 лет назад

"Uh, yeah, that's, uh.. there's.. there's a stud there." "I NOW REALIZE THAT THANK YOU."

@Undeniably_Me 5 лет назад

T-Wrex ... LMAO!

@calebfoster4855 5 лет назад

My fuckin favorite part

@SomethingGoesHere0v0 5 лет назад

What was the time stamp for that? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RipzCritical 5 лет назад

@@SomethingGoesHere0v0 1:18:00

@nathandavidson7298 Год назад

“Uh yeah that’s- there’s a stud there.” My personal favorite line in this story xD

@zeroskaterjjr98 Год назад

Even 4 years later this is still one of my favorite stories of all time. It's even batter than gas station to me.

@mybackiskillingmebaby 4 года назад

"Hm, might be on his bad side because I keep mooning skinny.."

@MediaWebCrawler 3 года назад

"Holly hell Cole, I seriously fucking despise you" the whole possession episode was probably my favorite

@Bobhhhhhuufr Год назад

Lol

@nicadds2008 5 месяцев назад

This is hands down my favorite creepypasta I've listened to yet, and I listen to these constantly. Great fucking story and amazing acting.

@TheMaritimeHorror 5 лет назад

"My favorite Bear Grylls survival knife TM" THat had me cracking up!

@maxbyrne8062 5 лет назад

You gotta have your trusty bear grills survival knife at all times.

@blowitoutyourcunt7675 5 лет назад

@@maxbyrne8062 His parang is a thing of beauty! Battle sharpened out of the package and great for camping and hiking!

@rhondadills8275 5 лет назад

More surprised the knife survived stabbing a naked guy😁

@youngspunky2835 4 года назад

I actually might buy a bear grylls knife just because of this story haha😂🔪🗡️

@rhondadills8275 4 года назад

@@youngspunky2835 the only one my husband would even consider is the BG ultimate pro. He kinda wants it now but that's only because Survival Lilly beat the snot out of it with a rock and it didn't break. If you're going after keylets..?? It better not break😀...He prefers the Cold Steel SRK...BUT Lilly's knife looks good too...

@casualnobody8557 5 лет назад

1:19:52 "I threw my leg in the air and proceeded to connect with his no-no square!" OMFG XD

@Behemoth9030 5 лет назад

stands with fist Deadpool level humour right there 😂

@smiterakagrandpa 5 лет назад

I wouldn't have even noticed if you hadn't said anything. Thank you.

@yourbasicemokid4120 4 года назад

Stop! don't touch me there! this is mah no no square!

@hockeyhead95 4 года назад

stands with fist I screamed 🤣👏🏻

@eslirastar666 4 года назад

@@CasualFire Ooh I didn't even think about that! No wonder she didn't know how to react! 😂😂😂

@seaweebjoc 11 месяцев назад

"YOU SEE MARK IS ON VACATION RIGHT NOW AND I AM TAKING HIS PLACE." christ I love this series everytime I re listen 😂😂 mcp is an absolute match made in heaven for this

@JR-xt4nk 2 года назад

The voice acting in this is spot on and amazing

@420furby9 4 года назад

Him: **hears someone calling mama** Him: *wack*

@Believer1597 4 года назад

All I thought when he said that was mully on yt

@violent_knight69 4 года назад

WACK

@ozy.ancientmaw 4 года назад

I’m gonna *munch*-I’m gonna *crunch*

@82dorrin 5 лет назад

I wonder if there's a weird gas station near this guy's property...

@Behemoth9030 5 лет назад

Onyx1916 RIGHT?!

@BMWIsetta-ex8gg 5 лет назад

Keefer is low key skinny😂😂

@eulizesroblero8505 5 лет назад

Cabin in the woods reference?

@ebrimambowe3030 5 лет назад

@@eulizesroblero8505 It's a reference to "Tales from the gas station", it's on mr. Creepypastas' channel.

@SuburbanNinja-dt5rl 5 лет назад

It’s a good theory

@mickistoneking1652 2 года назад

My autistic daughter have loved creepy pasta for years. Whats best is when mother and daughter enjoy the stories together. Keep up the good work...

@pleasedontfailusproduction1968 Год назад

Dude your 1000% the best narrator, the circus music in the fight with mark and him, and how you read "F*** indeed mark" just amazing!

@thewatcher9237 4 года назад

"I find myself walking towards an eleven-foot hole, trying to pretend not to see it."

@Akiihito 3 года назад

shit is so fucking funny holy

@askaboutRudyV 3 года назад

I was going to type this. Lol

@jayjay-dh5ir 3 года назад

This is how I deal with my life

@girththeogre 3 года назад

Team Rocket blasting off again!!!!!

@ParanormalTheology 5 лет назад

Dude, the person that wrote this needs to pitch it as a show, this is Van Helsing and Army of Darkness levels of legendary

@yeahokkkay 5 лет назад

Mark W played by Bruce Campbell 😊

@southface8838 5 лет назад

Lol supernatural?

@justarandoscrolling8227 5 лет назад

So fucking true

@avelynn7364 5 лет назад

theres literally only 1 Pasta that ALMOST matches this one and that is: My Friend Escaped An Alternate Reality.

@jessekramer6554 5 лет назад

@Dark Star I think Jon bernthal or Jake Gyllenhaal could play this part perfectly. Bale could do it too, gotta agree with you!

@subjectdelta46 9 месяцев назад

I absolutely love these horror comedies you do that have the right amount of feels

@Jacksontosh 4 месяца назад

I love that when Cole says Hector tried to kill him 3 times and Sonya says 9. Implying there were 6 attempts Cole accidentally thwarted.

@MediaWebCrawler 3 года назад

"I've read the stories, Cole. I know you've talked about this thing before. I'm trained to handle these kinds of things so don't worry about me because I'm going to *FUCKING KILL IT* "

@gaysatan4565 3 года назад

Seriously my favorite line. I could visualize that scene so we’ll bro

@greywalker505 2 года назад

Cue him getting immediately decked.

@mileselon1339 2 года назад

And then moments later starts Roman Centurion March towards the Skinny Mini Shinnie!

@notaxis 4 года назад

"Stairs" me, who has listened to stories from a search and rescue officer; :0

@obliviousgames3728 4 года назад

Indeed bro I was like "ohhhh shit crossover event"

@axxtentacleno3711 4 года назад

Dude aren't the stairs actually a real thing though? I swear i've legitimately heard people giving warnings to "not go up any stairs you find in the wilderness"

@obliviousgames3728 4 года назад

@@axxtentacleno3711 I honestly dont know

@demongoddess2012 4 года назад

@@axxtentacleno3711 from what i remember, yes they are. i went up some stairs in a wilderness and bad shit happened

@MrvoidPasta 4 года назад

@@axxtentacleno3711 Oh so yeah! Actually they are a real thing! After i graduated last year i got the chance to work through ACE as an intern to the great smoky mountains national park. I wont disclose what group im in for uh...privacy reasons. But during our 3 month internship we got to shadow and work every branch in the park! It was super cool, and i can confirm that all around the smokies and other Tennessee and north Carolina park's stairs are EVERYWHERE. Like seriously. But curious though, chimneys are also everywhere....like straight up. I think the freakiest one i ever saw was a chimney that looked in good condition but was seriously right next to a river...like no i shit you not this fucking thing was in drinking distance of that river. No foundation, nothing, just a sturdy somewhat mossy chimney right on a river bank. As freaky as those random stairs and chimneys are, the archeologists we worked with that week told us a much more mundane explanation. According to him, (an unnamed archeologists who works at the twin creeks research facility in the smokies) told me and the other interns that old houses and settlements were built typically with wooden or packed soil foundations, and typically the stairs and chimneys to these homes were the strongest, taking quite a long time to decompose or break down. Far longer than the logs and glass. Well Apparently the chimneys are also more well preserved due to the houses usually being built around it. Boring I know, but its still creepy as fuck to see a pristine chimney or random staircase in the dense woods.

@allannapier1626 2 месяца назад

I wish there was a follow up or a series as it would be epic

@coralineprince Год назад

After playing this on repeat forever I’m still hoping in a season 2 !

@lazyboi9982 5 лет назад

"Mark may be a monster hunter but I'm a monster predator!" That made me laugh so hard

@gababby4856 5 лет назад

👌🏻Spicy

@thatoneniceguy408 5 лет назад

Ima fuck up them monsters

@laceyhadlock9013 5 лет назад

"my territory b***h!" Made me laugh, I loved how he said that!

@sometimesidreamaboutamelia7703 4 года назад

i was hoping someone would mention it!

@connor48880 4 года назад

I wanna see an animation of this where he says that, and MLG sunglasses float onto his face.

@jonathanbankhead5340 2 года назад

Horror and comedy is such an underrated combo. This and tales from the gas station are my favorite stories

@Moderndaydrifter92 7 месяцев назад

I'm 35 minutes in and so far this is the greatest damn story. Maybe im a little weird too but God damned if I can't see myself being this person. Lmao

@MatthewWest0037 5 лет назад

Did anyone else start to get a feeling that Cole would wander deep through the property and end up leaving the woods, only to end up behind an old, run down gas station in the middle of no where? One that had an attendant that looked really run down named Jack, that had similar experiences with strange creatures.

@Ajexec 5 лет назад

Perhaps with a broadcast tower that can be heard with modifications to the Russian Radio?

@jaycorbett7703 5 лет назад

Where can I find the gas station and tower 1

@MatthewWest0037 5 лет назад

Things are about to get epic....

@Rose-yj8ty 5 лет назад

Faxxxxx

@MzSuzy2698 5 лет назад

Do tell about your monsters!

@Aquariun9iteMMare 3 года назад

"I began scream laughing, not really sure why. Sometimes I think I may be really insane." That was read flawlessly and with perfect timing.

@SultanFriendlyGuest 3 месяца назад

This one is truly one of my favorites. I've listened to it so many times at this point that I lost count, but every time I do revisit the story, it never gets old.

@teirdalin Год назад

The writing really feels like something out of Welcome to Nightvale. I like it.

@christophercarey165 4 месяца назад

Cole also has that Percy Jackson energy because of how he just messes with the weird creatures and cults to the point that they usually just avoid him

@EJsGameplay 4 года назад

"The baby-doll spider is back!" The. What.

@goldenapplesaga5446 3 года назад

*_Run_*

@TheWhiteDeath115 3 года назад

I read this in master’s voice “The Screaming whaaaaat?”

@Bettersucksaul 3 года назад

You’ve never seen toy story huh

@starrhope6705 3 года назад

I laughed so hard at this cuz all I picture is the meme. XD

@DishonoredRat 3 года назад

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@smiterakagrandpa 5 лет назад

The second you realize Cole is going around killing level 4 or higher creatures, AND is doing just fine. Is it just me or does he have god mode enabled?

@stutterstep831 4 года назад

Random Stuff the second you realize he killed a level 107 as if it was level 4

@sorrenblitz805 4 года назад

I mean it’s not impossible that’s he’s a mega badass. Some people are just naturally better at killing monsters

@evilbankai80 4 года назад

Skinny was probably raid boss lvl and he OHKO'd him with a net......

@eslirastar666 4 года назад

You just made me realize the author needs to make a part 2 explaing some of that shit! Like what was the last thing the ghost lady thought he could have been that was "impossible"?! Why was the Lady in the Trees so confident he could defeat Skinny?! And the whole Lucifer is planning a takeover of the world part! I think there's potential for a super action packed sequel!!

@Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад

@@sorrenblitz805 Like Belmonts and Jostars.

@codfan2057 Год назад

I keep coming back to this, even though it's been years. Every time I listen to the old stories it takes me back to when I first subbed in 2015. I think about how much everything has changed, the channel included. I think about how I used to listen to this when I worked my first part-time job and when I would spend all of Halloween listening to creepypastas, back when I had the time. It makes me miss one of the few good things I had during my childhood; a lot of free time. I've been subbed for eight years, and here's to another eight more. Keep up the good work, my man. I don't know if you'll see this, but if you do, I hope you know how much your work is appreciated. Stay creepy. 🤟

@johnchambers6317 2 года назад

I come back to this story every few months, by far the best I've heard in a long time. Perfect narration for this story.

@BlackTemplar6th 5 лет назад

Cole: "I had to go up them" Me (who watched the search and rescue stories): "No bad idea" Cole: "I began to ascend" Me: "goddammit."

@bandtrash3746 5 лет назад

finally someone else who noticed that!!!!!!!!!!

@codyralston1372 5 лет назад

Yep.... I was thinking the same thing....

@Deathmasterray 5 лет назад

Me too

@pyth7305 5 лет назад

As was I this is great

@pyth7305 5 лет назад

DONT GO UP THE STAIRS

@CezaMVO 5 лет назад

As long as I don't have to pay property taxes, I'll live in this house

@magicsnow3864 5 лет назад

Me to

@justinmiller8925 5 лет назад

I would too but skinny would slaughter me on the first night he saw me cause of my anger isues

@lilchekecorrea9816 5 лет назад

I would but probably last 2 not 3years

@82dorrin 5 лет назад

I wonder if there's a weird gas station near this guy's property...

@calebfoster4855 5 лет назад

@@82dorrin or a odd radio tower

@ezioauditore4447 Год назад

this is by far one of my favorites of creepypasta, i remember listening to this years ago but never remembered the title. so happy i re listen to all this stuff from time to time lol. thanks for all the years or sweat nothings whispered in my ears over the years, love seeing how much this channel has grown too

@amberves1594 2 года назад

“Any idea why your so tired and lazy and shit?” Almost made me spit out my Monster 😂😂

@nuzzlepuff9162 5 лет назад

1:08:00 Holy Frick he actually met Slenderman. And it was hilarious.

@sethbrown3245 4 года назад

Nuzzle Puff I was thinking same thing

@quinngemstone8123 4 года назад

SAME

@eslirastar666 4 года назад

RIGHT?! That part had me dying! I was kinda hoping for some pedophilia jokes or something lol

@Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад

@@eslirastar666 Slenderman likes kids, like the pastor.

@demongoddess2012 4 года назад

@@Raccon_Detective. does that mean slenderman used to be a priest?

@lux147 5 лет назад

Interrogator- "tell us how you defeated the shapeshifter" Cole- "it was an epic battle of wits, I confronted him head on as the clock struck twe- Mark"he asked him how he defeated the tall man" Interigattor- and what did the shapeshifter say Mark- he cut of a tentacle Interigattor- and that's what he did so could he- Cole- I told mark I ran at it naked and it ran off Interigattor- ... seriously

@mollybennett3291 4 года назад

Mark-... that’s what I said.

@futtynucker5278 4 года назад

@@mollybennett3291 Cole- smiling in dickhead

@leguisioso688 4 года назад

Umm I couldn't understand what this was about

@Mitksi Год назад

Idk why but out of the 5 or so times I’ve listened to this story, the part the always made me laugh the most was when cole had said “So the curse makes it so that skinny can’t hurt people? Because skinny smacked the dogshit out of me and I almost died” after sonya had explained everything about the lady in the tree.

@sereneworld8675 Год назад

Anytime I get too scared listening to his other videos I always come back to this for laughs and courage 😂😂

@the_lizardface 4 года назад

The perfect story doesn't ex- Seriously this is the third time I've listened to this story... This week...

@Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад

Agreed.

@hopesanddreams2998 4 года назад

Accounts from a lonely broadcast station AND Tales from a Gas Station are both amazing stories too

@spcmartin420 4 года назад

@@hopesanddreams2998 I hope they'll continue, though I heard season two of "Gas Station" is getting retconned

@rachelricklefs9881 4 года назад

This is like my eighth time watching this week

@theasianguygaming4724 4 года назад

Hopes and Dreams 299 what is tales from a gas station about is it scary?

@iamghast3697 3 года назад

The part with the stairs legit got me. Mark: ALL MY EFFING TOENAILS ARE GONE! Cole: DAMNNN, HOW'D YOU MANAGE THAT? Exactly how i would react too.

@bjjbailey1465 2 года назад

bro same My dumbass went "weird flex but okay." the best part is my brother was walking by my door, carrying something random (I think it was bubble wrap and highlighter markers), and just looked at me like I was the weird one