My Worst Injuries (ft. Haminations) 

update: i deleted twitter lol

And that’s why escalators should be banished from our society.

if you think about it, this whole video is just an epic fail compilation

My knee hurts now after hearing about what you did smdh THANKS DUDE

"h-hey guys? i dont feel so good.." "yeah alright spiderman." HELP

Woah that end card was really good

“Baco tell” *Bryson will remember that*

“Going outside is scary” Coronavirus: let me introduce myself

The same exact thing happened to me dude I understand your pain

*gOInG oUtsIdE iS scArYYyYyYyYy* Corona: ... peasant

*Is That One Guy* Doc: you have 2 seconds to live Me: **stabs myself**

“Going outside is scary” Me: YeP

I was already afraid of the thought and sight of escalators and now I'm not any more scared than I was before but still no less.

Swoosh: **Gets Bad Injuries** Swoosh: *Im Probably Fine*

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *Infamous Swoosh* Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys!

I have the same bruise just bigger and it still healing taking forever to heal

I also have an injury from running up an escalator that was going down- It hurt, a lot. But it’s all good!

I slammed my finger in a door. My fingernail turned purple. Then it fell off. The same happened with my thumb, but with baseball

SCARS PART 2

You lost me when you fell off the bike and was like "JuSt pEaChy".

How does this dude not have 1 mil subs yet he is such a good RU-vidr.

Swoosh: Going outside nowadays is scary. People in 2020: Yep he’s a time traveler.

I have a similar story to the bike story, but I was turning while going really fast and ended up falling on my side. The bike fell on top of me, riding my bike in front of my house in the middle of the road. I got five cuts. Both of my knees had giant cuts, but the rest of my cuts weren't as bad. It really hurt. I was like nine at the time, and I still have the scars.

Bryson in swoosh’s art style doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you Bryson in swoosh’s art style:

bryson in a differant artstyle scares me

Swoosh: going outside is scary Coronavirus: yep

When Infamous swoosh called Taco Bell “baco tell” it reminded me when I called Dollar tree Toller dree

"Going outside is scary" the sun is a deadly lazer

4:28 I did fall off my bike like you did except I had a helmet and this was like a few months ago but all that matters is that we both survived.

Infamous:Hit my knees *Few minutes later* Infamous:*Intense Pain screaming*

Johnny: hey hold this *stabs me* Me: but it's opposite day Johnny: oh nooooo

hey my mum forces me outside I have a 666% chance of... *falls over* I'm okay

As a man of which did bmx, and got many injury’s on joints, I know how it feels, and I was wincing at your video, I know ew the pain you were going through.

No one: Literally nobody: Swoosh: BUY MY LIMITED MERCH

I love how the whole changing restaurant name thing started because James made a joke almost 6 years ago

Me: The escalator doesn’t look half bad! Me: I should check the bike injury! *10 seconds later* Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ERUAUUUUUUUUUHHHH AWUAUAHH *crying in spanish* My Eyes: *we’re moving you abuse us to much.*

Bro this got me making the biggest comparison in my life 😮 hurt ankle vs hurt neck

Swoosh: Hey Guys, I Don't- I Don't Feel So Good Jimmy: Yeah, Alright Spider Man Me: (Dying Because Of The Infinity War Reference) 3:35

ok so basically u have fast food everyday *im not mad dont worry*

Swoosh: I’ll give u five dollars Bryson: *hits* Swoosh: thank u *breathes twice* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Everybody get infamous swoosh to 1M subscribers

"I'm the kind of person who skips steps" me: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

My worst injury story: I had this one where I was staying at a relative's house for the night (don't ask why), I was like, 6, or 9 idk. But I was running from a their dog (again, don't ask why), and I tripped and fell on a rock. I got up, and my left leg hurt. I looked at it, and there was a huge ravine of blood. I started crying, (obviously) and we went to the house in a Jeep. We sat on the couch and bandaged it up good. Now I have a scar on my left leg. True story.

I can hear the new Mario music in the intro Did anyone else realize the music

i like how Bryson frits said no to hitting swoosh in the kneecaps but then when he offer him 5 dollar, bryson was just like 'okay' and proceed to hit swoosh in the kneecaps

No one: Literally no one: Me: I paUSeD tO rEaD THe sEcrEt mEssAGe In ThE maLl!

i like how your all casual and then you look at the injury and the mood completely chan- *_oh sweet jesus_*

You are one of the best RU-vid's I've ever seen!

fun fact: i watched this while i was in immense pain from an ankle sprain to feel some relatability and it kept my mind off it for a while

You break your streak duolingo brakes your kneecaps

Oh i found a new animator WELP ITS TIME TO WATCH EVERY VIDEO IN A ROW Edit: im done

Infamous swoosh : because I don't want people to see it because it's gross

I love how you called it baco tell and the Bryson was the manger and I remembered the he actually works or used to work at five guys burgers and fries lol

His voice literally change now WAHAHAHA love the video tho man and I'm even early 🤣🤘♥️

Brody animations had almost the same injurie on his knee

Here’s my pain: Story 1: i have a trapeze bar at my house and one time me and my sister were taking turns running down my houses hallway, grabbing on to it, and letting go trying to land the softest. My sister had to pee and went to one of my houses bathroom and I was left waiting. My younger brain could not comprehend waiting. I ran down, jumped, (pause for effect) AND MISSED! I pulled my arm down to “”””””””””soften”””””””””” the impact and sprained my right arm in doing so. I had to wear a cast because the doctors and my family originally thought it was broken but I healed good. Also you can shed a lot of skin in just 2 weeks Story 2: that wasn’t the only pain that evil trapeze bar gave me, one time I was playing on it(again) but I wasn’t really carefull because I thought god was chill after that sprained arm. I jumped on it, I made it, but for some dumb reason I let go at the worst timing possible. I fell down, didn’t pull my arm out for some reason, and hit my head at maximum overdrive. As soon as I hit the ground I remembered the same exact things from a dream, even me saying “I feel like I’m in a dream.” I also had a weird shape in my vision, I can’t describe it but it was there. So that was me getting a concussion and it never went up there for 2 years story 3: my houses backyard has a zip line that isn’t that high and goes from 2 trees, one near a treehouse, and one near a little structure made for some chickens my family has.(now that I think of it my family has a whole lot of stuff) it recently got fixed so it goes faster, that same day some friends came over and some part in that day one of those friends, my sister, and me all went outside to play with it. That friend who went outside with my sister and I went inside before it happened. While my sister and I was playing with the zipline I wanted to catch the zip line and have my sister throw it to me. The first time it missed and I thought it was too dangerous, but my sister threw it again. Technically I caught it but the metal part holding the zipline to the rope KEPT GOING. It hit above my eyebrow. I didn’t think much of it besides the GRUSOME PAIN, until I swiped it a second time and checked my hand. There was a strip of blood from the injury on my hand going from the middle of my pointer finger to the middle of my palm! I got inside and it healed fine. At the time this comment was made like 2 months after it happened there is still a little swollen bump on my eyebrow. HOLY **** THIS TOOK ALMOST HALF A HOUR TO MAKE PLEASE LIKE THIS THING IVE NEVER GOTTEN A FAMOUS COMMENT BEFORE PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

That escalator thing actually happened to me. Me and my friend were going down when we realized that we didn't actually need to go down. So, he ran back up the escalator. But, I was already halfway down and when I reached like the last 4 steps, I didn't know what to do so I tried running but fell flat down on the escalator. My friend never let me hear the end of it.

swoosh:”going outside is scary” me: well yes but actually yes

The fact that I don't have to scroll far to see this video must mean that he puts a lot of work into making these animations so 👍

“Going outside is scary”- Swoosh 2014

I wonder if I could still get his shirt from the merch this video was a year ago and that’s like 9 days

Me: I don’t really get injuries that often . My friend: I can fix that. “This joke sounded better in my head”

*what you actually learned* Run up escalators, Fall off bikes, and Try your best to get demonitized

0:04 the intro is giving me and my friend

I saw the pictures. One of them does look like Florida

I know how it feels to have major pain in the knees. One time I was racing my grandpa to see who can get to the road first, (he was in the golf cart he bought), and I was pushing some trash cans down there, and I lost control of them and I fell onto the driveway and scraped my knees pretty bad. And I was wearing shorts, so this was exposed skin. My knees bled so much, that it left a barely visible scar on my right knee. My left knee healed all the way though. I don't know why certain things happen on certain sides of my body. Like, when I was trying to put on one of my jackets, my right arm wouldn't go all the way out without my shirt being tagged along.

Don’t you hate looking at your wounds, when you get hurt and you are just like “Oh truck- ugh I should look at it- but I don’t want toooooo”

Anyone else had that temptation to click the links to see the photos but were to scared since you have a weak stomach and get grossed out by that type of stuff (btw did any of you see the photos ? )

5:30 Swoosh: *says oh great mother of pearl deeply*

It's not the grossness that makes me so bad with these things, it's the pain that I feel

I'll like to be featured with you guys lol

Going up the stairs on all fours is the best experience ever but going down the the stairs is the most terrifying experience ever😂😂😂

*Top 10 most dramatic animes*

1:30 I did this at an airport because I thought my mom and sister were coming but when I turned around they were all the way up talking to a security guard so I tried to run back up, tripped, and I had to walk around the rest of the airport and spent the whole 2 hour flight bleeding on my leg.

Woah.. his art style really improved since 2020!

funny how his head got less rectangular

*"I might have learned something: when any part of your body touches the white things on the escalator it zappity zaps you"* -My Toe, 2020

18 views 19 likes RU-vid? You good buddy?

Bryson: implement smoosh, do you want to collab? Swoosh: First off, it’s information smush, and second, *YES* Bryson: ok ladle man

Taco bel- i mean baco tell

“ you can’t tell me James is not a white blob” Swoosh’s art: *no*

Me:How bad could it be? Also me:*goes on Twitter sees pictures* Also also me:sweet mother of lord...

I have a fractured foot, and have to wear a big clunky boot everywhere

Infamous swoosh: James Me: isn't it Bryson

“So I did that” -Infamous Swoosh

I had an injury like the escalator one

At six years old, I was at baseball practice when someone hit the ball REALLY HARD and me and this other guy were chasing after the ball and he had a small slant when I had a steep hill. I tripped, fell and fractured my kneecap and that's also how I got surgery on my knee twice. At ages of (I think) 7&8 for the surgerys. In probably a few years there will be 1 to 3 scars on my knee.

You should say oh good lord that looks painful I’ve never been on a escalator but that looks REALLY PAINFUL!!!!!!

Infamous swoosh : I need you to hit me In the knee cap with this baseball bat Haminations:No I don't wanna hurt you Infamous swoosh:I'll give you five dollars. SMACK infamous swoosh:....AÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edit:I'm just commenting DONT BE LIKE:UnOriGiNaL

James? Bryson you mean

I was like: I can’t find the pics 😭 Brain: go do it so you can see it! Me: N- ok :)

Yeah, alright Spider-Man. MEH FEELS

Going outside is scary Covid-19: this is a joke? *RIGHT?*

I wouldn't be laughing i would literally become his mom

Lol violent Bryson always kills at least 5 people in all his videos, he’s never said the words “I don’t want to hurt you” to anyone but his friends

I love how James excuse for riding the good bike is “But it’s the good bike.”

3:06 Then jimmy pulled up the truck and we were all crushed to death.

I accidentally hurt my thumb with a paper stabilizer

I felt the same before but the ingury wasn’t literally bleeding like crazy (about escalator insident)

noooooooooooo why