Nardwuar Knows Everything 

I think if nardwuar was a girl, half of these dudes would marry him.

Just imagine if Travis’s Spanish teacher found that clip

Lowkey I’d be scared getting interviewed by him. So here’s a picture of the hit n run you escaped from in 2011

He probably just hits up the rappers moms and asks them for personal information

*(Nardwuar vs. God interview)* *Nardwuar:* So, God, the meaning of life is (insert meaning of life) *God:* WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?! *Nardwuar:* You're God, we have to know

ugly god was about to cry from all the nostalgia

Nardwuar knows who let the dogs out

Yoo if Nardwuar was on law and order, each episode would be less than 10 minutes long lol

I wonder if Nardwuar sometimes just says random names and has unbelievable luck

"So Drake, what were these texts to Millie Bobby Brown about?" Drake:

Ugly god was shook

Can't believe that the same guy who interviewed Kurt Cobain also interviewed Ugly God

Nardwuar is 5th dimensional being. He experiences all of time and knowledge on a physical level

“So Tyler, what can you tell us about homosexuality?”

i promise nardwuar is with the feds

if nardwuar interviewed god and he was like "God you are going to destroy the earth in 3012 " he would be like "How tf do you know that bro"

_”where does the meat spray go”_

Nardwaur the dude in game chat who gets flamed and then exposes where u live and who are u💀💀💀😭

Holy shit nardwuar knows the exact time when ugly god was born and my mom doesn’t even know the exact time I was born

Imagine if this dude was in 6ix9ine’s position, Judge: “Your looking at 26 years” Nardwuar: *”Wanna know how God was made?”*

no more brett :(

Nardwuar knows about everyone’s life... *but we know nothing about his*

0:26 “Travis Scott did you have a teacher called Mrs *REE EER?* “

“He was my best friend. And just outta nowhere I had to move to Ohio. And then, no more Bret.” That shit was sad

He knows everything but how travis scott keeps his pants up.

*NardWurd breathes * Rappers- “how did you know that”

Nardwuar is the equivalent of showing black people street magic.

When ugly god said “Shout out Brett!” Ive never felt so loved and appreciated :,)

s e n s a t i o n a l

No one: The Government: We are the Government we have to know

brett made ugly god cuz he got all his clout from the lizard on his nose

His now 70 year old spanish teacher has watched this.

"No more Brett" That was the saddest thing I've ever heard

0:59 travis starts doing some GTA San Andreas npc moves lmao

His only response is "You're ____, we have to know that!"

Nardwuar be like Nardwuar: did you drop some lint at exactly 3:38 on August 18, 2014? Guest: WHAT THE FUCK??? how you know that?? Nardwuar: You’re (guest) we have to know!

I wonder if Nardwuar has ever discovered prior unconvicted crimes of artists but keeps quiet about them.

"how do you know the exact minute i wss born?" Nardwuar: "you are ugly god, we have to know

Nardwuar: so heres a picture of all the pencils you ever used in your entire life

plot twist: this guy actually travels time and stalks the people he interviews

I can imagine Nardwuar sitting in the middle of an empty room, eyes closed, levitating, slowly gathering information from travelling back in time to witness these moments

How tf does he know all These different things and how does she get his hands in some of those super crazy gifts he gives out... mind blown

Maybe he knows where my dad went because lately I haven’t had much luck

Ugly God was truly spooked lmao

Yeah, he’s one of the Watchers FOR SURE

nardwuar is omniscient

“You’re _____, we have to know”

Nardwuar is the Oracle

NO MORE BRET :(

I wouldn’t want him to meet my parents. Shit is too destructive.

You know that if Nardwaur was in the DC universe, he would figure out Batman's identity.

Nardwuar was Pusha Ts source for Story of Adidon

“Yeth I was bord at 123”

your **insert rapper name** we have to know.

I swear narduwar just calls these dudes moms before the interviews lmao

0:27 that’s a weird name...

3:43 mans started getting bullied 😂

He never reveals how he knows this shit, makes him even more mysterious.

This guy is a stalker

The transition is just like GTA San Andreas

“you’re ___ we have to know that”

Ugly God had a mental breakdown XD

0:44 Travis Scott’s laugh doe

I only want to get famous just to hear nardwuar say “hey here’s the first porn video you watched”

Nardwuar :”I heard you shitted yo pants in high school” Me:”how do you even know that” Nardwuar:”you’re *full name who lives in...* we have to know

My senior quote - "where does the meat spray go"

Dudes know everything

Watching this again cause it's in my recommendations again. Happy new year east coast. West still got 3

0:39 He actually posted an album called “The Graduates” online with his friend and she talked about her in the album. He actually used the “OOOOOOOOHHH” Beach Boys sample there, and in Carousel aswell.

"so 21 Savage, how's the tea in Britain"

Narduwar either has great memory or crazy luck... or just the creepiest stalker ever

Their reactions is sooo funny lol

That white guy at the end awkwardly trying to get in the pic 😂

Guest: Woah how do u know that?! Nardwuar: 🎤

The shock is so amazing lol

“Travis Scott did you have a teacher called Mrs. Æ? Yeah-“

The c.i.a should recruit this fucken guy.

Absolute legend

i would never cheat on nardwuar , i’d be scared as hell

Shout out Brett

we HAVE to know!

So is nobody going to talk about the belt vine?

Nardwuar is the only guy that can make other dudes say “what” after every. fucking. sentence.

Nardwaur: your dad is your mom

this man knows who killed pac

Leyend

Nardwuar knows Victoria's secret

Travis Scott’s Spanish teacher watching this: 👁👄👁

Nardwuar used DMT, Acid, Shrooms, Weed and Truffles and opened his third eye

Nardwuar is CIA confirmed

2:03 just found evidence for my theory. He looks up their public school record and talks to people from thier schools that they forgot about.

Imagine if Nardwuar was a diss rapper

Travis' face on thumbnail tells everything

So close to one mill

"You're [insert name here], we have to know!"

We have too know

“We have to know!”

This man has the secret krabby patty formula

It's not just famous people, it's YOU too.

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