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#NealBrennan on his new plane ritual, what football players are like off of the field, and why there can never be an all female CSI Team .
#NealBrennanStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2015.
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1 июл 2018

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Комментарии : 360

@benconner966 4 года назад

"I was supposed to do elevator and I did football" got my dying

@mistersydster 4 года назад

That lady in blue in the front row is having the time of her life and I'm totally here for it 🤣

@davidk7529 3 года назад

I couldn’t tell though, was she using two seats or are the ones in front all that spacious?

@RevengeAvenger Год назад

Holy crap she loves comedy! I had to rewatch. 😂

@dirtycitypigeon1077 4 года назад

The Mark Twain event brought me here

@shellierodarmel7282 4 года назад

Me too!

@skinnerman100 4 года назад

Same here he was epic

@livelovelaugh3855 4 года назад

Hahaha same!

@Unusualgroophy 4 года назад

Same

@RamblingRamul 4 года назад

* The RU-vid algorithm brought you here.

@anshi8791 6 лет назад

"Oh I wasn't supposed to do football!"😂😂😂

@brokenking5044 5 лет назад

Breaking News: Football player does Football at the wrong time

@ephraimeshete8527 4 года назад

The man called an audible! Switched his punch line to Gretzky because it was a Canadian crowd 👏🏾

@sethfinberg348 4 года назад

Good observation there ... they weren't digging the football jokes as much. Hockey?

@adamnowek 4 года назад

It's really subtle, but that's the sign of a great comedian: attention to detail.

@norrismckinzie4712 4 года назад

He reads the room better than most

@marcus9785 4 года назад

Error Report He had a similar joke while performing in the US, and he used Lebron James

@michaelmendez3572 5 лет назад

I did football when I was supposed to do elevator!!!!!

@shaunaleessnackidies 4 года назад

LOL!

@user-me8zp2gm6h 5 лет назад

i can see why he and dave had such good chemistry

@unclejesse4271 5 лет назад

Yeah they both have good timing.

@loganknox7 4 года назад

Rapid Studios they just don’t do the show no more

@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад

Frfr most people don't know neal was the reason for alot of the funniest sketches

@michaelhauser6440 2 года назад

@Mattastic Matt attack Why didn't he ever do anything funny again?

@austinlynch8857 4 года назад

I’m genuinely impressed with the violent football players bit that had zero mention of OJ like he just decided OJ was too easy so he left it

@gfarrar920 4 года назад

Austin Lynch OJ was already retired. The players he mentioned were still playing at the time of their incidences.

@Dani_London 6 лет назад

Who's this? The pilot or a male model, my god

@hangukhiphop 4 года назад

No, this is Patrick.

@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад

say anything to stay alive & landed safely 😂😂😂

@cloud9lifee 6 лет назад

"The great one had the guts to do it!" 😂 This guy is awesome! I love it

@ludmillagutomo 4 года назад

"football player does football at the wrong time" 😂😂😂

@davidmichael4750 5 лет назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="260">4:20</a> wins again with this headline "football player does football at the wrong time" best joke ever on the subject of youll see

@jumpstart55million 6 лет назад

This so fucking brilliant and hilarious at the same time..lmao That bit about football players doing football at the wrong time is spot on.

@montablanc1 5 лет назад

We need Neal at those athlete press conferences. Doing drugs for charity is the GOAT.

@chauncey6871 4 года назад

He's like the literal personification of sarcasm lol

@abdullahabuwishah817 6 лет назад

Can't wait for the next special!

@i.am.chris.mosley 4 года назад

The football bit had me laughing so hard😂😂as a retired player it hit home

@draganpetev4677 4 года назад

This was amazing !

@jamiestanley7494 Год назад

Totally in to your humor! So funny! I love it

@lbuday 6 лет назад

"Lotta love for you guys"

@ogb4205 5 лет назад

"Land the plane, land the plan, land the plan!!" Hahaha

@1craley878 Год назад

That defeated look on his face was priceless..... "Awe , I wasn't supposed to do football here , I was supposed to do elevator "

@genuinelyjag 4 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="190">3:10</a> That shadow across his pupils though. Perfect timing for that sequence of jokes.

@GE0attack 6 лет назад

awesome man uno

@Bizzczar 6 лет назад

One of the Goats

@RemTheMulatto 6 лет назад

Neal Brennan's ears could put Will Smith's ears in a head lock..

@orangechicken5051 5 лет назад

How is this not top comment???

@NoelBuller 5 лет назад

Obama's ears could break up that fight

@ogb4205 5 лет назад

Bahahahahaha fuck

@reallyreally1067 5 лет назад

A leg lock.

@michaeldority9282 4 года назад

Neal and will share the same lineage from dumbo

@xOneCinema 4 года назад

This is a good set.

@mackten7220 6 лет назад

I think he did the same bit for his new netflix special. Awesome stuff, really funny 👍👍

@DevilChild834 6 лет назад

Mack Ten except this was in Canada so he substituted Lebron James for Wayne Gretzky

@TrevorHarris1991 5 лет назад

He’s one of the best to do it

@ArticruciA 4 года назад

"if it hurt one child...I'd do ecstasy." too real lol

@DougMen1 2 года назад

Neal is one of the funniest ever!

@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 лет назад

"Good 1 fellas" 😂

@evansonndungu6054 4 года назад

After Mark Twain event, I now know this guy. And now I have my new year resolutions on the go.

@miltonwaddams2564 4 года назад

Sync support PBS

@BoyWonder1914 4 года назад

“👀 lets help some kids” 😂

@AlJamm 5 лет назад

Neal is the best!!

@IcyMidnight 4 года назад

Researching the local culture. Do your football joke and then say a hockey player's name 😂

@shampoofully7923 5 лет назад

"Oh whoops, I was suppose to do elevator and I did football"

@julianacraps5814 4 года назад

love him alreadyb

@justind4763 5 лет назад

This man is either about to blow up or will be one of the most underrated comics of all time

@dennygordon1969 5 лет назад

He's pretty famous already

@justind4763 5 лет назад

Yeah he is a great writer but I'm just talking about his standup

@dennygordon1969 5 лет назад

@@justind4763 He has a Netflix special called 3 mics you might want to check out

@justind4763 5 лет назад

@@dennygordon1969 I've seen it. Even he references this fact by mentioning his friend comparing his career to Benjamin Button

@randymcduffie6987 5 лет назад

Neal is very much .... Famous

@hangukhiphop 4 года назад

I wish somebody would clap for me the way that lady claps for Neal Brennan at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="279">4:39</a> and <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="326">5:26</a>

@kawaiiafangirl 6 лет назад

Neal Brennan is low key one of the best comedians of the past 5 or so years. He just doesn’t have a lot of material out there and doesn’t promote himself as much.

@robgalaxy7763 6 лет назад

kawaiiafangirl true. Real stand up takes time.

@wetdog5431 6 лет назад

kawaiiafangirl he has all of the chapelle show and half baked and the arsenio hall show so you just dont know whats up hes been around since 1989. Dummy

@kawaiiafangirl 6 лет назад

Dead Disney I've known all of that you dumb fuck. Lmao. Don't act like you've been riding with the dude since 1989 either. Plus, he wrote for All That. GTFOH.

@vintagerealityvr 6 лет назад

He is a successful comedy writer as a day job so he's not 100% dedicated to stand up. But he's one of the best for sure

@mikecantreed 6 лет назад

No. He's a good comedy writer. He's fine at stand-up. Has no on stage charisma

@markhippyshire 3 года назад

This was a super clean 5 minute set. Damn

@brogsie 4 года назад

wow...that was great

@alejaendocrino6326 5 лет назад

Hello from Colombia South America .. i just have seen the santa’s guilt thing with Trevor and can’t Stop searching material From Brennan. I am a fan

@Lyndsaylohan420 4 года назад

Most underrated comedian

@Zyryne1 4 месяца назад

Good look on keeping everyone safe, fam. 😊❤

@vincestyles1030 3 года назад

Now I see why Dave’s material was so good great job Neil

@MusicfromMarrs 5 лет назад

Did Neal just close with “God bless!”?

@sludgehammerz 5 лет назад

I like this guy

@poopiepantsmcgee456 5 лет назад

"Your not ready to be A father." She was right.

@reginacarbone4448 3 года назад

How do you still not know the difference between “your” and “you’re”??

@poopiepantsmcgee456 3 года назад

@@reginacarbone4448 Forgive me, I please. I wasn't hooked on phonics like that.

@poopiepantsmcgee456 3 года назад

Nvm just a vocab hater

@vinnie7459 2 года назад

@@reginacarbone4448 Grammar police on duty

@julioarcaiko 5 лет назад

“If it harms one child” brah I’m fuckin dead 😂

@supersquare 4 года назад

I could've sworn I saw the title as "Real Banana" and was so confused

@wccrispy 4 года назад

Real Banana and Grapefruit Simmons

@johnjames9728 5 лет назад

Genius

@syedreza8722 5 лет назад

What's the name of this special?

@shane-o-matic 4 года назад

Severely underrated.

@richardmichael7523 5 лет назад

Football at the wrong time hahahahahahahahah

@bassad6289 Год назад

"Football player does football at wrong time" had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

@nebulousisgod 5 лет назад

That is fucking hilarious

@Donovan.Creamer 5 лет назад

Too funny.

@olie3625 4 года назад

I was watching the Ray Rice video just before I stumbled upon this 🤣

@HeatleyBros 4 года назад

Land the plan. Land the plan.🤣

@icarus8208 6 лет назад

Bill burr did a joke on arm strong kinda like that

@sultanaljuhani1571 6 лет назад

Dugout Tony velez the sociopath on a bicycle

@brock33ful 6 лет назад

I think it was on Conan he said something similar about Lance

@XavierQuin 4 года назад

Neal's watch is dope

@variscitehealing 5 лет назад

wow that's the reddest shirt I have ever seen

@skinnerman100 4 года назад

Really the reddist wow

@AEKerr 4 года назад

"Do drugs for charity...."😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙏👍🤘🤙✌👌😎😎😎

@MrRogier200 4 года назад

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="279">04:39</a> CLOSE YOU LEGS LADY!!!!!!!!

@GadgetMsGadget 4 года назад

😂

@davlmt 4 года назад

Womanspreading

@codyfarmer1 2 года назад

His ray Rice joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

@thecooljohn100 5 лет назад

Watch his 3 mics Netflix special. He used some of those jokes in this vid but the special is really good. I didn't know who he was until I watched it and now I think he's really clever and hilarious :D

@CrystalHoytBeauty 4 года назад

John Nazario it’s one of the best “one man shows” I’ve ever seen!

@nathanpetersen1392 5 лет назад

Why is this guy not more famous?!! Genius!

@leviathon1113 5 лет назад

He is, was one of the creatives for the Dave Chappelle show

@georgecastro6596 5 лет назад

kevin fart took over thats why :/

@totallybored5526 4 года назад

If you’ve seen the rick James and prince sketches he’s famous as fizuck

@Brett_S_420 Год назад

He is famous among comedians.

@CyGea 4 года назад

I got an add-on for his Ray Lewis joke, "You get to murder one, murder one. OJ got two, but he played offense, so..."

@dxkumar8 4 года назад

You are so fucking good dude. just wow.

@404Pope 6 лет назад

I fuck with Neal great set!

@adrees 4 года назад

I was supposed to do elevator LMAO

@nikkinicholas2688 6 лет назад

Neal you funny!

@PhillipForrence 6 лет назад

timing was off w/the crowd a couple times but got damn good stuff

@dontmatter1407 6 лет назад

The sock on the floor joke went over they head

@robertrttaylor2752 4 года назад

Mark Twain got me here too, Neal is funny

@MitchellBahamas 6 лет назад

PLEASE PLAY MORE OF NEAL'S SHIT!!

@the_gratefulgamer 4 года назад

Damn. If only he started his set by saying *I write for Dave Chappelle.* I think the jokes would've been better recieved. This crowd was not ready for the savagery. Bottomline: *Great set. Shit crowd*