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NEMR - Fighting ISIS with Comedy (Stand Up Comedy-Love Isn't the Answer) 

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@melvingeorge7521
@melvingeorge7521 4 года назад
I have to say this. This happened in 2008 or 2009. I was sent to Lebanon by my company. My friends in Lebanon took me to a club at night. They were all dancing and enjoying. Suddenly there was a huge sound. So everyone in the club went out to see what had happened. When we went out, we found out that, it was a missile that hit one of the places nearby. Everyone saw the fire and they said "it's just a missile. Come lets party". Then they all go inside start dancing... Such cool people... Before going to Lebanon, lots of people told me that they are racist and has a bad attitude. That's bullshit. They are such good people to be with. I really did enjoy that trip and will never forget it in my life.
@friendlyatheist387
@friendlyatheist387 4 года назад
1% comments: such a good comedian 99% comments: Lebanese wamen
@kcthefree5976
@kcthefree5976 4 года назад
yes. the comments are from people who are surprised by them(not knowing their armenian origins) btw these are women; you rarely meet a crazy wamen in the Levant. even feminists there talk real issues(i'm not defending feminism cuz in the west it's like kelly anne conway said: angry man-hating lesbian).
@Hesam0000
@Hesam0000 4 года назад
Did you see the beautiful women?
@khurri
@khurri 4 года назад
U nailed it
@husseinbulehlib6607
@husseinbulehlib6607 4 года назад
@@kcthefree5976 armenian ???!!
@kcthefree5976
@kcthefree5976 4 года назад
@@husseinbulehlib6607 many have armenian or assyrian blood not everyone
@captaintrix9065
@captaintrix9065 3 года назад
Am I the only who hears Bill Burr in his tonations and mannerisms? 🔥
@John-hl5bo
@John-hl5bo 3 года назад
Yeah it’s 🤣🤣🤣
@puiasailo9831
@puiasailo9831 3 года назад
I hear it too
@anitalexander
@anitalexander 3 года назад
Hey yes! I was thinking the same thing too! 😀
@dayanthawalawwatta9328
@dayanthawalawwatta9328 3 года назад
My 2nd thought after admiring lebanese women :)
@kevinl8440
@kevinl8440 4 года назад
My god Lebanese women are beautiful. I need to get the hell out of the US
@the_bottomfragger
@the_bottomfragger 4 года назад
Yeah holy shit, Barney from HIMYM more than 10 years ago was right!
@mansourmk6301
@mansourmk6301 4 года назад
Well true but i guess most of them they prefer to marry Lebanese men, thing got to do with their macho society
@KletoReese
@KletoReese 4 года назад
@@mansourmk6301 you are right! Almost all women and men marry their own kind, they don't veer off, that's a rarity.
@gabriellakm
@gabriellakm 4 года назад
Yes they are gorgeous but also full of plastic surgery as the world is into
@1ali1996
@1ali1996 4 года назад
Good luck ...If u got lucky and not get kidnapped ..And get fkd up ...For money from USA 😂..shit this is not funny ...I'm sorry 😰 I'm Iraqi .. Trust me don't ...
@brycejunior8246
@brycejunior8246 4 года назад
So are we just gonna ignore how beautiful Lebanese Women are? Absolutely beautiful 😍
@moulahrougue5732
@moulahrougue5732 4 года назад
Plastic surgery bro...get information first.
@brycejunior8246
@brycejunior8246 4 года назад
@@moulahrougue5732 I don't care if they've had surgery or nah, I appreciate what my eyes see.
@greatarabia8091
@greatarabia8091 4 года назад
@@brycejunior8246 Don't believe that guy. Go to Lebanon and see for yourself. They have beautiful women.
@greatarabia8091
@greatarabia8091 4 года назад
@@panlakachokora5149 Lebanese people aren't exactly poor so I wouldn't say they're gold diggers.
@kumarpratyush8218
@kumarpratyush8218 4 года назад
So here's that pathetic little pervert.
@danCK1990
@danCK1990 4 года назад
Sounds like Bill burr...I have never laughed at military jokes this hard
@davidmpinga387
@davidmpinga387 4 года назад
yes he does
@David-R.
@David-R. 4 года назад
You're right, I thought the same thing! He's probably influenced by him a little, or it's just a coincidence
@apllo4193
@apllo4193 4 года назад
@ravvraj stop embarrassing our people bhai We are already the butt of jokes thanks to bobs and vagene
@Death__0
@Death__0 4 года назад
Love for Lebanon 🇱🇧 and it's people from INDIA 🇮🇳
@ObitoUchiha10089
@ObitoUchiha10089 4 года назад
@Mr K i can smell a racist 😂
@allan48127ify
@allan48127ify 4 года назад
@sahangbakneiguite6800
@sahangbakneiguite6800 4 года назад
Fuck you BJP fanboys
@kumarpratyush8218
@kumarpratyush8218 4 года назад
@Mr K shove it in your arse then. It'll burn either way
@kumarpratyush8218
@kumarpratyush8218 4 года назад
@@sahangbakneiguite6800 ISIS fanboys' dicks bleeding
@user-pb6dt8od7p
@user-pb6dt8od7p 4 года назад
تحية للجيش اللبناني بحبكم يا وطن . من العراق . بالسلاح و الابتسامة و الحياة ننتصر على الإرهاب.
@greatarabia8091
@greatarabia8091 4 года назад
الله يحمي الوطن العربي من الإرهاب النجس.
@Jakeylicious7891
@Jakeylicious7891 4 года назад
I can relate. My Lebanese mum would call me, "Son, how are you? When are you coming to visit us in Denmark? I made Tabbouleh yesterday... Oh, your dad wants to speak to you." And then my Danish father in the background would say, "I'm good..." because he fully knows that he'll never get a word in.
@Nadine-bx2dg
@Nadine-bx2dg 4 года назад
lol yeah we do talk a lot
@kega090
@kega090 3 года назад
My dude, im so glad my mom.is finnish and my dad is syrian BECAUSE of your dilemma. Love my parents but my dad is enough as an arab over the phone lol
@nawafabughazalah1345
@nawafabughazalah1345 4 года назад
The flip flops sound... shta' shta' shta' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
@mukbangdongg7392
@mukbangdongg7392 4 года назад
It's just me or all the women in that show is so beautiful😐
@Ashrune
@Ashrune 4 года назад
MukbangDong why the :|
@28Justchecking
@28Justchecking 4 года назад
They are , Arabs usually dont like to hear that Lebanese Girls are sexy and pretty. So sometimes you hear from the none sense ( cameraman selected sexy women 'as if it's possible in between 100k person ) and or they go with they are full of surgery as of each person in Lebanese has 2500 to drop it on just nose surgery .
@faboge
@faboge 4 года назад
quite a number of hotties in there!
@hydragons
@hydragons 4 года назад
Idk they seem normal? Or I just don't get it. Maybe they are pressured by their mothers "I have taught you better than to be lazy with your body" XD and they have good food there. It is the equivalent of what we call diet food but it taste good too. So I guess that would be the main difference between places around the world. Judging from screen just gives a partial view, it much better once you meet them. What about form possibilities and time?
@alaamaoula2404
@alaamaoula2404 4 года назад
@@hydragons "I have taught you better than to be lazy with your body" lol xD
@rajsingha593
@rajsingha593 4 года назад
“Emotional support” That was hilarious😂😂
@discojelly
@discojelly 4 года назад
I about lost it with the flip flops joke. hahahahaha! Well played, Sir!
@metalman552
@metalman552 4 года назад
"No,no,no,no! We're the terrorist not the vegans!"... Haha!. This guy ironically deserves world domination! Love it!
@sabah4123
@sabah4123 4 года назад
Raw comedy, a mix of reality & laughter. Love Lebanon. ✌🇦🇺
@majdsafa4009
@majdsafa4009 4 года назад
Man you should post more often bits and pieces here! Love your content
@DeadDropGamer
@DeadDropGamer 4 года назад
Saw you perform in Winnipeg a few months ago, I doubt I'll ever be able to laugh harder than I did that night.
@heartless158
@heartless158 4 года назад
KaijuPN Me toooo!!!
@gilbertjovem2698
@gilbertjovem2698 4 года назад
a friend of mine from dubai used to say lebanese and saudi women are the most good looking in the middle east, and there you go, its a perfect example of me coming across gorgeous looking lebanese women here. thanks for the clarification. and loved ur great sense of humour. thank you
@serbxxx9287
@serbxxx9287 3 года назад
It’s true the Lebanese people are warriors heart of a lion no one can’t mess with them respect from a Serbian
@mansourmk6301
@mansourmk6301 3 года назад
☦️❤️
@filhanislamictv8712
@filhanislamictv8712 2 года назад
No Lebanon
@eshtiak25
@eshtiak25 4 года назад
6:22 there's an angel
@jahankamath6187
@jahankamath6187 3 года назад
OMG yes...went back to 6:22😀👍
@MusicLife-pb2es
@MusicLife-pb2es 3 года назад
Seriously tho😒
@aliyoussef6568
@aliyoussef6568 4 года назад
This deserves way moooore likes😂 You are hilarious 😂 Your fan from syria💙
@trapwebs23
@trapwebs23 4 года назад
i hear a lil bit of bill burr in his shouting/angry voice delivery and a lil bit of russell peters when he does his middle eastern accent..
@MrNikkishandbag
@MrNikkishandbag 4 года назад
I’m Iranian and I laughed out loud all through this clip! He’s hilarious! 😂😂 vegans! 🤣🤣
@deep1551
@deep1551 4 года назад
Damn you are a treat 😓
@heartless158
@heartless158 4 года назад
You’re an awesome performer. Wonderful clip I really am proud your shows went great. Magnificent Work!
@KletoReese
@KletoReese 4 года назад
Brother you are HILARIOUS!!! I laughed hard 🤣🤣🤣
@eraiyanbuvetrivel3553
@eraiyanbuvetrivel3553 4 года назад
I loved when he said I'm terrorist not vegan.
@seasesh4073
@seasesh4073 4 года назад
Hey! What's wrong with veg... AHH, AHH. Just give me a minute I'll come back
@paganrelic
@paganrelic 4 года назад
Fantastic clip I laughed till I cried. Comedy unites us all. Keep up the great work.
@SithGod2420
@SithGod2420 4 года назад
Really good stuff. Much love from Texas
@farishope6540
@farishope6540 4 года назад
He must be great to get love from Texas LOL.
@ashanupa
@ashanupa 4 года назад
This man is too good. Loved it. :-)
@ajmamora6332
@ajmamora6332 4 года назад
I've been telling my friends Lebanese Women are the Most Beautiful women in this world..
@xwhels
@xwhels 3 года назад
Arab women are gorgeous
@salmadanaf8848
@salmadanaf8848 3 года назад
@@Gazaforus it shouldn't be a competition u know? All arab women are beautiful.
@josebatiles4262
@josebatiles4262 3 года назад
I agree
@georgeisaak5321
@georgeisaak5321 4 года назад
excellent sense of humor ! I was holding my belly !!!!
@n.o.u.r4188
@n.o.u.r4188 4 года назад
Doood your taking the game to a next level, glad you are alive .
@heman1058
@heman1058 4 года назад
That is the most beautiful crowd !!Lebanese people are beautiful!! Wow 😍😍
@TheCecil64
@TheCecil64 4 года назад
This guy is funny. Thanks for sharing. And such a beautiful audience.
@tehseenkhan2286
@tehseenkhan2286 4 года назад
Most Beautiful crowd I have ever watched on RU-vid 😁
@carolineshidolo8048
@carolineshidolo8048 4 года назад
Sooo white😍
@sanelemshengu2974
@sanelemshengu2974 4 года назад
@@carolineshidolo8048 STUPID COMMENT
@SoldieroftheImam313
@SoldieroftheImam313 4 года назад
@@carolineshidolo8048 nobody's White they're Arabs from Lebanon 🇱🇧🇱🇧😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
@mksilver1936
@mksilver1936 4 года назад
@@SoldieroftheImam313 lebanese are only 40% arabs DNA tests statistics proved that.
@sagkoenigin
@sagkoenigin 4 года назад
@@mksilver1936 What the fuck??? Dude, arabs have different ethnicities.. Like we Lebanese, syrians, north africans etc and have yellowish skins while the ones in arabian gulf have light brown skins and the ones from oman, yemen etc have dark brown skins etc...
@brentcrude8565
@brentcrude8565 4 года назад
I met Nemr in Dubai back in 2010 through friends when he was doing some shows here. The guy is just as hilarious in real life and yes, he does sound a lot like Bill Burr!
@dennisinkwa5233
@dennisinkwa5233 4 года назад
The Lebanese Bill Burr! He's brilliant. Lebanese women though are gorgeous!
@stevekamel8837
@stevekamel8837 3 года назад
I let my cousin who is a military soldier watch this and he laughed so hard that his voice doesn't even exist any more 😂😂 I'm from syria 🇸🇾 All love ❤️ شخيت من الضحك 🤣
@305carolann
@305carolann 2 года назад
Nothing but love to you too.
@that_bloke_kiri
@that_bloke_kiri 4 года назад
from Kenya with love, this lad is absolutely killing this gig.
@moom2k829
@moom2k829 4 года назад
When u said the words most disappointing dish, i couldnt not think of mjaddara 😂😂
@sabah4123
@sabah4123 4 года назад
Love mjudra. 💓🇦🇺
@isha0009
@isha0009 4 года назад
Amazing content....already shared with people I know...looking forward to seeing more of you.
@ziademad5763
@ziademad5763 3 года назад
omg as an egyptian man i rlly love this is so good i learned alot ty nemr
@angelaa1039
@angelaa1039 3 года назад
Just came across your video and 🤣🤣🤣 love your comedy. Looking forward to watching more
@liftaforme
@liftaforme 4 года назад
You're my hero- love your shows.
@melanchorly7618
@melanchorly7618 3 года назад
RU-vid! Why didn't you recommend this guy earlier? I'm in tears...
@giorgosgigs3610
@giorgosgigs3610 4 года назад
This guy is hilarious ,first time watching him really good stand up
@willysillyplays
@willysillyplays 4 года назад
Some of the jokes are too funny 😂😂 Long Live Lebanon and its Military. Love from Pakistan 👌
@Sierra_mike
@Sierra_mike 4 года назад
Shahjalal Khan who are you? Afghani?
@9shazad
@9shazad 4 года назад
Lebanon and Pakistan are Great friends and always have been Muslims always stay together and always will 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@nalien5694
@nalien5694 4 года назад
Man you destroyed the confidence of the enemy with your jokes 😂, awesome man , keep up the work and make people laugh 👍 👽, the Lebanese women are so beautiful 😍💕
@itsthayeti
@itsthayeti 4 года назад
My vegan friend almost walked away when he hear the vegan joke but he didn’t have the energy to🤣🤣🤣🤣
@barrakelmahmoud
@barrakelmahmoud 4 года назад
love this!!! hilarious
@comedyworksvideo
@comedyworksvideo 4 года назад
DENVER! Catch Nemr performing March 1, 2020 at Comedy Works Downtown. Tickets & more information at comedyworks.com/comedians/nemr
@billzkhan100
@billzkhan100 4 года назад
This guy is hilarioussssss... first time watching his videos.. and they are litttt...😍😍😄😊
@zunairmax1258
@zunairmax1258 4 года назад
long live Lebanon. Love from Pakistan
@nickoctober6675
@nickoctober6675 4 года назад
You are the best bru all the way from South Africa
@alicecheran3273
@alicecheran3273 4 года назад
This is hilarious 😂😂
@alialhusseini2650
@alialhusseini2650 4 года назад
that moment in life when you see so many beautiful Lebanese women in this video but you also are dating a lebanese woman that is just as beauty as them!! you know you made it then :D
@daisybuchanan8205
@daisybuchanan8205 4 года назад
Good for you.
@alialhusseini2650
@alialhusseini2650 4 года назад
@@daisybuchanan8205 thanks bruuh :D
@sahilrahman5066
@sahilrahman5066 Год назад
Damn the comment section is so thristy want some Laban brother?
@alialhusseini2650
@alialhusseini2650 Год назад
@@sahilrahman5066 haha some zatar 3ala mna2ish would be good too bro x)
@sing759
@sing759 4 года назад
Lebanese are so beautiful. Lebanese cuisine is my favorite. One day, I hope I will visit there.
@firasharb1454
@firasharb1454 3 года назад
I’m Lebanese and I can definitely say beauty comes in all ethnicities . So not all Lebanese are beautiful
@livelovelebanon5037
@livelovelebanon5037 2 года назад
@@firasharb1454 wle sed bouzak firas 7aj tmasekhna 😂😂😂
@ngshashidhar
@ngshashidhar 4 года назад
Most beautiful crowd on earth
@annaaboualfa383
@annaaboualfa383 2 года назад
Well thank you🥰☺️
@djdopedope804
@djdopedope804 4 года назад
Very creative humor much luv 👍👍👍
@haroonrashiid5264
@haroonrashiid5264 4 года назад
To be honest most Lebanese are either handsome (Men) or beautiful (Ladies).
@user-zy1wz8oj5m
@user-zy1wz8oj5m 3 года назад
ياهاارون تمدح نفسك انت؟😂
@azizelmaimouni9427
@azizelmaimouni9427 3 года назад
that was really funny, love from Morocco
@saddiquek9885
@saddiquek9885 4 года назад
I dated a Lebanese girl for 8 years. It was the best most beautiful, expensive lol and luxurious time i had in life.
@freaker126
@freaker126 4 года назад
this was funny as hell. :p
@paulmaroon9720
@paulmaroon9720 4 года назад
Please please please come to Australia, we've listened to eddie Murphy, Chris rock, Dave Chappelle, & bill burr. Now we have one of our own. You had the whole office in stitches.
@victoriakrause8711
@victoriakrause8711 4 года назад
Mjadra! I love it! 😂🤗🇱🇧
@LuisSang
@LuisSang 4 года назад
lmao love this guy.
@jackpaul568
@jackpaul568 4 года назад
Nemr, You're the best
@calebaluola5540
@calebaluola5540 4 года назад
Where has this guy been all my life😂
@fushiigso7145
@fushiigso7145 4 года назад
Love it 😍
@ENeon25
@ENeon25 4 года назад
He sounds like Bill Burr, even the way his voice squeals sounds exactly like Bill’s 😂
@kurtdixon4700
@kurtdixon4700 4 года назад
Love it!! First time from Cape Townian in Kuwait
@BrownAiga14
@BrownAiga14 4 года назад
😂😂😂 OMG this dude is funny!
@Lohitpant
@Lohitpant 4 года назад
Amazing performance and equally engaging crowd
@sonju2k71
@sonju2k71 3 года назад
You are the best. Love and lots of respect from India. ❤️❤️❤️
@christiansirk
@christiansirk 4 года назад
Bill Burr after a month in Lebanon
@susheeltm
@susheeltm 4 года назад
Wow!! Top class!!
@bftigdd
@bftigdd 4 года назад
Your fuckn hilarious dude , how come i just got to know you exist jeeez , great content
@TheSeta012
@TheSeta012 4 года назад
I think it's safe to say that Lebanon has its own Bill Burr
@ghadeerawada5245
@ghadeerawada5245 4 года назад
👍👏👏🤣 man u are amazing
@theadventuresofjohnandjenn323
@theadventuresofjohnandjenn323 3 года назад
This guy is awesome!
@Rizwan_Mir
@Rizwan_Mir 3 года назад
Didn't searched for it but i like it💚
@libranksd
@libranksd 4 года назад
My belly hurts. You are so funny. Love from India.
@dannycortez8998
@dannycortez8998 4 года назад
You ate too much curry..
@bassandbeer
@bassandbeer 4 года назад
@@dannycortez8998 😅😅
@Paul-yj4ml
@Paul-yj4ml 4 года назад
@@dannycortez8998 Thanks racist
@dannycortez8998
@dannycortez8998 4 года назад
@@Paul-yj4ml you're welcome dumbass..
@arnavroy3383
@arnavroy3383 4 года назад
@@dannycortez8998 you arent wrong
@samsungnote9675
@samsungnote9675 4 года назад
Listened 5 times LMAO
@geekofix
@geekofix 4 года назад
Very nice and much love from Germany.
@anilsagar5
@anilsagar5 4 года назад
Fresh from laughter factory. I like it
@bvila2890
@bvila2890 3 года назад
Really funny and look at the place is completely full.
@mayurdabholkar6942
@mayurdabholkar6942 3 года назад
Everyone ignoring the most amazing cameraman in the world😍😁
@debyanggraini7034
@debyanggraini7034 4 года назад
Wonder if he ever tell a joke about Lebones mom as mother in law.. Must be an interesting story 😂😂😂
@evanmanni2723
@evanmanni2723 4 года назад
I love a good laugh. Love from Kenya
@Archer89201
@Archer89201 4 года назад
Great comedy but I would be lying if the audience didn't distract me....so beautiful!!!
@KittyParazzi
@KittyParazzi 4 года назад
Lebanese people are gorgeous, look at those audiences, never seen anything like this anywhere in this world, wow.
@drmeghanabagalkotkar.official
@drmeghanabagalkotkar.official 3 года назад
I think even Syria was like that 10 years back
@revolutionright2880
@revolutionright2880 4 года назад
When is this guy coming to Australia to perform? He’d be a great success.
@nodrama490
@nodrama490 4 года назад
Abe Semaan 2020
@cedarpoplar7443
@cedarpoplar7443 4 года назад
That was a huge crowd!
@karlrensburg3472
@karlrensburg3472 4 года назад
This guy is top notch.
@danielbosoc1
@danielbosoc1 3 года назад
This guy is good, I can relate to the stories, next time in Detroit I am in.
@kawaikamikamica6936
@kawaikamikamica6936 3 года назад
The Bible Mentioned about the Beautiful Women of Lebanon... and it’s true till today...from 🇫🇯 with ❤️
@The-Architect
@The-Architect 4 года назад
This guy is funny.
@hannachahine5538
@hannachahine5538 3 года назад
Thx nemr
@zeinaba8788
@zeinaba8788 4 года назад
the flip-flops hahahahaha
@narasimhabangera3000
@narasimhabangera3000 4 года назад
Waw...who s dis guys...pretty good. Wt a huge audience fr his show...amazing... I wish to follow u.
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