Nerd³ Plays... London Underground Simulator 

Inaccurate, you don't go on strike once during this game.

Wow! A simulator that accurately simulates running for a train and the frustration of people getting in your way so you just barely miss it! Just what the world has been waiting for!

this is still my go to sleep video after *nearly* 10 years

Somethings missing from this game. Where's the feeling of inpending doom when you see a train over packed.

when my family first visited London from New York we loved the underground, because unlike New York, they have padded seats and come regularly.

30:53 "What's through here-- AAGH! AHH! AHHH! AH IT'S LOOKING AT ME RUN!! OH GOD!" *Weeping/exhaustion noises* "...Okay... Let's never do that again..." Easily my favorite Nerdcubed bit.

This game has 4 inaccuracies. 1. In Britain it is impossible to have sun. 2. You never go on strike and as we all know, 99% of the time the drivers are on strike. 3. You are not stabbed once. 4. On the real underground trains, there are about 2 maps to every 400 adverts.

3:45 this game is inaccurate, you cannot possibly have sunshine in Britain.

7 years since this video came out and here i am watching it for the 50th time 😂

I would like to point out that the "I have a special place in my heart for the London underground/I got stabbed there" joke was really well constructed.

wow... only took him 15 minutes to start the dam train... and what joyful 15 minutes those were

Oh, right. I remember when this was uploaded. I loved dan during these times because of his editing style. Pensive man is also here!

10 years I have been watching this guy's old videos on and off and I still think he's one of the best gaming channels of the early 2010s Let's-Play boom

This is the video that introduced me to Dan and for that I am truly thankful.

"Imagine the brightest, happiest place on earth, and the London Underground is the opposite." So it's a really shitty Disney World?

27:23 “HeLLo I Am tHE drIvEr hOW ArE YOu”

I’ve legit came back to this video for memories man I’ve been watching him for yearsssss

i always end up back here

At the end, he could have got on a train going the opposite direction, and ride all the way around circle line, got off at Westminster, and board his train there.

5:12 "the foul smelling wind of despair" is sadly a real thing. Any londoner will understand.

nerd3 makes really bad games look great

I can’t believe that it’s been 10 years.

This Video baisicly started the golden Era of this chnnel wich lasted from this video to one of the tests videos in 2017.....

Everything about Dan, then still a London resident, commenting on Blackfriars station at 26:13 is just hilarious to me. It had already been reopened for 10 months or so by the time this video came out, but since the game came out in 2011, he thought it was still closed.

This video will live in my head rent free

Ahhh, watching the old nerd

5:18 - Platform 9-3/4!!! Ahhhhhh!!!

I been watching this guy for more than 6 years, dayum

Who else remembers this years ago and was like damn this is realistic

" Your a bit dressed up for 6 in the morning" Clearly Dan has never attended Comic-con

Despite the low quality textures, this game has pretty good graphics (for a simulator...)!

what a perfect dash and miss for the train.

Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in, in a Beemer or a Merc...

I was on the Underground recently and I would agree that everything said about it is true, apart from the fact that I think Blackfriars is open now

#nerdcubedfortraindriver

I love coming here from the teardown video, you’ll know if you know

Am I the only one who noticed the fact he went past the station he was meant to be at? Embankment was were he was meant to stop but he went one ahead XD

over a decade later and i finally bought this game lol

Unexpectedly nightmarish towards the end. You're a silly sod, Dan - keep it up.

This is literally exactly what all these stations and trains up London look like! I know a lot about the underground, and this is SCARY accurate on how much this is just like the real circle line up Liverpool at :(

This isn't realistic, he's not on strike.

When the union decided to withdraw its labour on the Underground, they hired Nerd^3 in sheer desperation. Above are the hilarious results.

Ahh the nostalgia

this brings me back

Laughed and laughed!! Thanks so much for this...a breath of fresh, foul underground air! enjoyed every minute! ...and I'm 61 years old!! (true!)

Turn on captions it's funny, i quote " a beef with weapons "

I just visited London and now when I see the station names I always go "I WENT THERE I KNOW WHERE THAT IS"

My dad works for TFL, and therefore has to drive a train at least once a year. He said it's as simple as just pressing go, then open/close door buttons

lol "yellow line you dick!" 23:42

I remember on Mirrors Edge i was showing my sis the level with the subway and we heard a train comming so we freaked and jumped into a lil safe spot and waited for the train to pass. Then the train passed on the other line and we felt silly for thinking it was on the line we was on. Stepped out and turned to keep going to see a train right there and it scared both of us but was so funny.

I watched nerd ever since I was 6 or 5 years old

London underground the place you can get a train without a delay! unless Dan is driving then you most likely have a 20 year delay

Legends say, his still trapped on the train today

I love how it's taken him 11 minutes to start a train

Golden age

That was glorious. I was all like "Hey, that looks like Hugh Laurie." Then Nerd³ was all like "I can see Hugh Laurie there." Then I was all like "Hell yeah"

All of the budget went into the start screen

And next to the map of the train lines here, we keep a WINDOW TO HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Where's the strike on Boxing day button? LOL!!!

This was my childhood RU-vidr still good to know he makes videos still

My best memory on the tube was this year in the summer I came out Stanford bridge after Chelsea's freindly with real socieadad and everyone was literally having Banta and getting squashed LOLOLOL

Nerd3 Plays... LSD Dream Simulator?

Did anybody notice that when the man walked it sounded like Spongebob's shoes?

Nerdcubed thanks for that mystery vid. It made me cry. It was an amazing song.

(Warning: American) Is the London Underground basically a bigger version of the DC Metro?

i love the game of underground train game because it is fun

23:37 Man, these people are really just...kinda standing a bit too st - OI! YELLOW LINE, YA DICK!

being trapped in a train really defines the whole "tube" aspect of london

Nerd : "hey I just had an idea!" Me: oh god no

The man in the newstand looks like paranoia from red dwarf. lol

that graph looks like the stock market *CHEAP BREXIT JOKE INCOMING* They'll have to release a new update/game so the graph will always go down!

In the beggining, when nerdcubed said "angry Londoners", he meant "a little bit grumpy londoners". *sips some tea and adjusts monocle*

what am i doing with my life.How did i end up here.

Put more water in FANtastic!

At least u made it to embankment

Gets job as a tube driver. Spends time exploring the carriages and platforms instead of driving while he's late, and then randomly leaves the train sitting in a station and takes another one.

This simulator is unrealistic, the trains appear to be running and on time.

Best thing to learn PC games is press all the keyboards XD I mean keys on the keyboard xD

24:54 and 32:06 I'M DEAD LMAO

I liked how he went HELLO I AM THE DRIVER HOW ARE YOU:)

Correct me if I'm wrong, as I don't know the circle line in London. But if it is indeed a circle, couldn't he simply ride a train all the way around back to the station which he left his train at, get off that train, go through the underpass back to his side and shazam? Done deal? Yay circles! :D

Think the London Underground is bad? Take a look at New York City with World Of Subways 4.....

More simulators!!! :D

This is the first video i watched on this channel and ever since then this has been my favorite youtube channel

Oi! yellow line!

watch out !!! yoga ball ahead ;-)

Do more London Underground or train simulator

i always come crawling back to this video,

Hi 2020 anyone........… no ... ok

Anyone here after Train Sim World 2?

So Londoners are like the new yorkers of england?

Is it weird that this is one of my favourite of his videos?

I remember watching this and my parents we're mad for how much you swore But now I'm a 13 yr old who makes his own decisions!

Anyone here?

Who's watching this during the channel break?

31:50 "I'm actually running for a virtual train what has my life become" And I'm here watching, life is great ^_^

Lmao at 11:57 look at the captions

Video starts at 5:00000000000000

lol he is the WORST train driver really, like if you agree

He's trapped forever beneath the streets of London He's the man who never returned