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NEVER HEARD OF BERT KREISHER- THE MACHINE (REACTION VIDEO)

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@eugenegrewing2587 3 года назад

This story is mostly true and is corroborated by his classmates. They’re developing a movie about it.

@AcadianBacon8 3 года назад

100% would watch that movie.

@willvr4 3 года назад

Never heard about a new movie about the story but the movie "Van WIlder" is loosely (very loosely) based on his college days at FSU.

@blakelopez382 3 года назад

For real I gotta watch that shit one my favorite stories

@pureh2oh92 3 года назад

It’s not 100% true I am pretty sure he said on a podcast that he knew some one that had a similar story and he made up some of it . I forgot who’ podcast it’s was, Tom Segura or Joey Diaz

@Therealdanielc 3 года назад

National Lampoon's Van Wilder is based off Bert Kreisher

@melbatoast3677 3 года назад

They based the “van wilder” movie on this guy. He’s a legend.

@chasetaft9807 3 года назад

Rolling stones even did an article on his partying at florida state

@powdermick8394 3 года назад

Dude is hilarious. React to him talking about "John Henry "

@smcgrotty 3 года назад

I didnt believe it when i first heard it. Fucking legend 😂

@davidigleniec2483 3 года назад

melba toast and milk, yummm.

@TonyTheBassPlayer1 3 года назад

@@chasetaft9807 I keep hearing that. It apparently was what got him the attention in the first place. I got to read that article someday. I may just Google that shit and do it now. Has to be hilarious.

@nickfrancis7887 3 года назад

Amazing how everyone focuses on him being shirtless for about 5 seconds and then is submerged in his comedy and completely looks past it. Thats a true comedian.

@ericgordon8794 3 года назад

That is a classic move on the way to get the crowds attention you make them focus right on you instead of their phones or whatever and then you catch them with the story or the joke

@nickfrancis7887 3 года назад

@@ericgordon8794 to show nudity "good or bad" and still have the people focused on your words. Shows your bringing the comedy/story telling goods 👍

@ericgordon8794 3 года назад

Yeah,catch the audience off guard, and then reel them in to the joke.

@priceringo1756 2 года назад

I wish female comedians were as confident as Bert.

@priceringo1756 2 года назад

I wish female comedians were as confident as Bert.

@BallBatteryReligion 3 года назад

The craziest part is that this actually happened lol. Bert had a movie based on his life just from the wild shit he did in his 20s.

@realPenrodPooch 3 года назад

It's called Van Wilder.

@Hey_Jamie 3 года назад

@Mike Mike just search it. Not hard lol

@Vottotoiono 2 года назад

not so crazy if you're Russian who lived through the 1990s, lol

@wolfkingraiden4455 2 года назад

@@realPenrodPooch i gotta watch the movie

@chadwickvon8019 3 года назад

Most of this was confirmed true by classmates and pictures on Facebook of him and Igor lol

@kylejones9153 3 года назад

Even had the Fanny pack on 🤣🤣

@robschroeder5377 2 года назад

now I have to find those pictures...

@Tragz 3 года назад

Bert Kreischer just tweeted your reaction.

@joshl9988 3 года назад

Fun fact, he was actually saying "ya mashinu" which, while sounds like "I'm the machine", actually means "I'm a car." So he's basically running around St. Petersburg in the 90s with a bunch of russian gangsters yelling "I'M A CAR!" And yeah, sounds about right for Russia in the 90s. Everything was run by the mafia until the government decided that the best way to get rid of the mafia problem was to (no shit) give all the gangsters government jobs. Source: lived in Russia

@joshl9988 3 года назад

@Hrskanovic Mladen 1 - Механизм, совершающий какую-н. полезную работу с преобразованием одного вида энергии в другой. "Паровая м." 2 - Об организации, действующей подобно механизму, налаженно и организованно. "Государственная м." *3 - То же, что автомобиль.* "Учрежденческая м." 4 - У спортсменов: мотоцикл, велосипед. так закрой свой рот и добро пожаловать в интернет))))

@joelhouseholder8406 3 года назад

So it's not "Я мужчина" I am a man? But he misunderstood the word thinking it was "machine" because it sounds similar?

@Moskal91 2 года назад

@Hrskanovic Mladen No Машина is the word for both car and machine.

@daveblueballz6659 2 года назад

sorry josh you took the L on this one

@kimchi2780 2 года назад

@@Moskal91 Indeed.

@mzluna313 3 года назад

I was attending the University of Michigan when he was at Florida State. His name was known on campus. None of us knew him but we sure knew of him!

@Edward.Rippett. 3 года назад

Are you serious? Lmao

@WeMadeiit 3 года назад

@@Edward.Rippett. yeah I looked into and like the teacher from the trip, and some students posted pictures and confirmed it is mostly true, obviously some is exaggerated for comedy to make the story better but 90% is true💀

@Hisdudeness9500 2 года назад

@@Edward.Rippett. Same here at Rutgers, dude was such a legend they made a movie based on him (Van Wilder)

@ladyshar42 3 года назад

Used to work at a Russian Studies center, and i made sure to show this to all our grad students. The Professors were like "certainly probable", lol

@hazardous8301 2 года назад

This story is corroborated by his class mates. You can even find a photo of him standing next to members of the Russian mob wearing his stupid ass Fanny pack he described. The movie Van Wilder was actually loosely based on him, because of how crazy his 20s were.

@lbjohnnyjohn 3 года назад

This bit Is a true story (more or less) that he told his friends Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, and Tom Segura. They convinced him to make a bit out of the story. I have seen it a few other times and this is the best version of it imo.

@robert_5974 3 года назад

The original telling on camera is from the Joe Rogan Experience. He told Joe and Brian Redban the story with added details like actually partying with the cops but having to just run away from them bc they were crazier than the mafia. Joe told him there it was a fantastic story that he had to do on stage.

@rickbrasseaux1676 3 года назад

Classic. Now that you've seen this one, check out his bit called Flying Dildos. It's even funnier.

@paulbunyan513 3 года назад

Its a must

@iambecomepaul 3 года назад

Yeh. It’s a classic. Classic Bert.

@vjordan1709 3 года назад

Hell to the yeah! Must do!

@VadersRage 3 года назад

I've never laughed so hard as when I heard the "Flying Dildos" story. Could NOT catch my breath.

@wikidclownchris 3 года назад

I was going to say the same thing 🤣🤣

@JHulse29 3 года назад

I was a kid in 96, my dad was a prof who went to Russia with some students. I showed this to him he was like yea, that's exactly how it was. We had to pay off the mob too, i saw a dead gangster on a train platform, etc. Bert actually lucky to be alive 😅

@icecityx1221 Год назад

In another interview, he talks about how the teachers had a meeting with original Igor and he was like "I gave them Burt for a reason. If they didn't party with Burt, bad shit would've happened." Then the teachers had Burt party with them again on the train ride back

@ccormx Год назад

Watching Jai relieves that negativity from my day. Jai you are so fun, thank you for putting yourself out there, also a married mom, life’s annoying, but your joy gives me joy. Keep it up.

@smitty3456 3 года назад

The Machine is one of the greatest story ever told! Saw him live a couple of years ago great stuff. Of course he ended with this and the place erupted as soon as it started

@1trumantucker1 3 года назад

Just here to see how many people felt required to point out the whole "this is a true story" thing....I wasn't disappointed...😂

@hazardous8301 2 года назад

Because the fact that it’s true just makes it that much better

@bpcobrian92 3 года назад

the fact that they called him "Bret" is such a beautiful homage to the mommies. even if it was unintentional... lol

@brianklosterman461 3 года назад

Hey Jeans

@christopherblowers443 3 года назад

2 bears baby

@KCNicole 3 года назад

Thats exactly what I thought 🤣 Hi Jeans!!

@TheDaner 3 года назад

🎸

@brianhourihan5613 3 года назад

I legit howled when they said that. Keep featherin' it brother

@nine-dogs 3 года назад

Only hesitation was to quickly think, "I can't believe they haven't done this one yet!" before quickly clicking. Bert's a great storyteller and you two are a great audience. Keep it up!

@willcee4966 3 года назад

This is maybe my 12th time watching this story and I’m kinda realizing how much of a story telling genius Bert is. He must’ve proof read and edited the story so many times and asked others to read it as well. He glossed over so much material for this to be a perfect comedy story. Also he made a very serious situation super hilarious from him being forced to take a Russian class for 2 years to him being involved with the Russian mafia. He makes it all jokes. And he’s a great speaker overall. Telling a story is not easy

@pink1433 2 года назад

Check out the version where he first tells the story to Joe Rogan. It was very raw then. It's interesting to see the progress from that version.

@jackaltwinky77 2 года назад

@@pink1433 coming to say this, it’s a whole new story

@pink1433 2 года назад

@@jackaltwinky77 I honestly think I like that version more since it is more candid. I went looking for it to watch again after I made that post and I can't find it on youtube now. I just looked again and I'm not seeing that original version. Strange

@jackaltwinky77 2 года назад

@@pink1433 they did take down a lot of older Rogan stuff with his switch to Spotify, and the recent controversy with him

@terryblakejr 3 года назад

My daughter Harley was RU-vid surfing and came across y'all channel I heard her cracking up so I sat and was watching with her, I like what yall doing and your style thank you for giving me another channel to enjoy with my baby. Terry & Harley new subscribers.

@andrewdrescher5652 3 года назад

Bert has a series on Netflix, The Cabin.

@robcarty4485 3 года назад

Finally thank you for doing this one we love ❤️ y’all 😘

@FFTEX55 3 года назад

Ain't even got to watch this. I know y'all laughed half to death. I know this comedy skit.

@insanityfairy9198 3 года назад

Same

@vegastjg 3 года назад

This is a real story that has been verified by his classmates

@TheA2GGamerChannel 3 года назад

Flying Dildos is another good skit by him

@endobleeds 3 года назад

yes flying dildos is another great one

@nate-404 3 года назад

Evidently we all did college wrong 🤣🤣🤣

@jeffk1212 3 года назад

Thiel College..late 70's....College done the right way..and the FBI was involved..oh hell yes..Lamda Chi 4 ever

@gcca2lv85 Месяц назад

I’ve seen a bunch of reaction videos about this story & I gotta say that yours is one of the best! You have genuine, infectious laughter and energy. Great vid, keep up the good work 😊

@randallflagg3614 3 года назад

you can google pictures of him with the gangsters.

@lucascyr98 3 года назад

Hey, just commenting to let y'all know that this is my first video I've seen from you and I'm not even halfway through it but I'm already subscribing. Jai's laugh is kind of adorable and Half just makes it even better with his little comments and quips throughout. Looking forward to having a new channel to binge watch, lol.

@KCNicole 3 года назад

When yall said "I wonder what type of machine.." I was like "Oh just you wait" 🤣

@charles7836 5 месяцев назад

LOL. You know what makes this so much more entertaining, watching this after 3 years of Half & Jai releasing it? I saw and learned things I didn't notice before. When Bert's eyebrows and head tilted up, so did Jai's; when his head lowered, so did hers; when he shook his head, there went Jai's head. She was so into this that it was comedy in, and of itself. She is pure comedy all by herself. I mean, Half laughed too, but her facial and visual cues were great. Go back and watch this again - you won't be disappointed.

@kenv7812 3 года назад

Finally finally finally your gonna do a Bert reaction. Yes bout time thank you loved the video. Berts a trip

@mikesg72 11 месяцев назад

Bert is a bad ass. At the end of his shows, he takes up donations sometimes thousands, and he gives all of it to the servers that work in the club he performs in. GREAT dude.

@kellymarklong 3 года назад

I love Jai’s laugh! Always great to hear a good belly laugh!😂

@narendharkumar3 3 года назад

He's an amazing storyteller.

@valogden 3 года назад

I hadn't heard of him but I volunteer usher at a theater that gets music groups, touring Broadway shows and comedians. I told my kids I was ushering this show and they told me I was going to like him. He was hilarious. Great show! Another comedian I had never heard of I also saw there at another show I ushered. Her name is Jeanne Robertson. Check out her Naked Bungee jumping, River rafting with Baptists or her pound cake spots. She is in her 70's and gives the audience the recipe card for the pound cake, gives away the rocking chair she has in the show and takes a picture with anyone that wants after the show. She's a really sweet lady and funny.

@EDDIN125 3 года назад

Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos. Its a must watch. So hilarious.

@firebugjohnnypyro 3 года назад

Yes! Yes! YES!!!!!!

@TonyTheBassPlayer1 3 года назад

DEFINITELY! Please do Flying Dildos

@carls1959 10 месяцев назад

I love that bit with Bert and I love watching you two react to good comedy. I think I heard him tell someone that that story was true. Thanks for sharing. Great reaction as usual.

@jamieflowers534 3 года назад

I've seen this video a bunch of times but this reaction video made it even better. Her laugh is amazing. 😂

@wCw71 3 года назад

I want to be your best friends !! You two always make my days !! Much love and happiness for you guys

@JDitto702 3 года назад

Your girls reactions is the best reaction I’ve seen of Berts Machine story. I’m a dedicated follower of Bert and his best friend Tom. They have a awesome podcast called Two Bears One Cave which is awesome too.

@fazzfoodjoint5380 3 года назад

He first became famous cuz rolling stone did a story about the biggest partier at the biggest party school I had that issue

@lindamacduff2566 3 года назад

Girl, my. Lady, your laugh is intoxicating! Love you both so much!

@ChavaAyanna Год назад

LOL, Sweetheart, your laugh is so infectious

@marksims6425 2 года назад

I swear Jai makes me smile every time she cracks up !!!!!!!!!!!!!

@knightlife98 3 года назад

Bert is crazy and such a good dude, the kind of guy that could get you out of just about anything with his comedy.

@OzarkGiGi 2 года назад

I've been watching for a couple hours because I need a reason to laugh and to smile and be happy right now like a lot of people. The two of you are hysterical and I appreciate your comments. I have discovered new comedians such as Bill Burr and yes I think he's funny so I have been binging your Channel and my depression is starting to lift I wonder what y'all think of Gary Owen as he's my hometown hero from the trailer park down the street in Cincinnati Ohio where I grew up. I was able to see him live pre-2009 before I went rogue and ran away into the Ozarks in Missouri. Anyway blessed be and be a blessing and thank you from my heart for the laughter y'all gave me tonight. Grandma Gia from the Ozarks

@terrysmith6315 2 года назад

The Machine is one of my all-time favorite stories.

@jeremygarza7193 2 года назад

I love the on going things of people saying Bert name wrong...lol

@angelanolan1585 2 года назад

I watch this stand up anytime I have the blues are feel frustrated, out me in a better mood

@THECHRONICLESOFRYDIK 3 года назад

You guys are awesome! We love watching you. I’m a truck driver, and me and my two co drivers (Siberian Huskies), watch you out on the road to keep our spirits up! Blessings to you both.

@sm-tw2dn 3 года назад

I just saw Bert in OH., less than a month ago, and he told this story!!!😂 Epic🔥🔥🔥

@nicoledaul1604 3 года назад

Bert is awesome! Y'all need to check out more of his stuff, especially anything related to his two daughters. Hilarious! Hugs and love from Nikki in New Orleans.

@19FlyingWombat76 3 года назад

He`s Maniac and that´s why I love this guy! But this is one of my fav`s!

@KromeDome06 3 года назад

Oh y'all struck GOLD with this guy...

@marcialavine1272 3 года назад

Bert is one of my all time favorites! Glad you gave him a look!

@sf0tacticalguy 2 года назад

Watching you two laugh is the absolute BEST!

@donnahill6219 Год назад

I remember the first time I saw that, I laughed so hard.. He is absolutely hilarious.

@christiandengler6689 3 года назад

Glad you guys finally arrived at Bert Kreischer!

@Richie_RHD 3 года назад

Your saying thanks for us welcoming you into our homes. Allow me to say thanks for allowing us into yours.

@kennethparker3745 Год назад

Here’s the seat !!! I so so appreciate you guys it so fy thank you

@kennethparker3745 Год назад

L if you actually read this I apologize… It was supposed say I appreciate you guys and follow

@michaelhallinan158 3 года назад

Thanks awesome stuff!! GOOD VIBES BABY, GOOD VIBES 👍

@vic466 3 года назад

You need to do “Theo von Daryl strawberry”

@chrisf.7980 3 года назад

Discovered this comedian during our Civic lockdown, and could NOT get enough! Had to stream every special / show I could find. My fave bit is about his youngest daughter, Iyla, she seems like a "chip off the old block" as they say. He has a great Netflix series as well. If you need to lift your spirits, this irreverent guy will do the trick!

@chuckyoz 3 года назад

Stumbled upon your channel the other day. Big G’day from down under .. Sydney Australia.. love your reactions 😂

@coryjordan6984 3 года назад

Your energy is so contagious.

@billcoggeshall6764 3 года назад

You two are great at this I always end up in a good mood it's not the videos it's I have watched most of them before it you two so thank you .

@rickclapie5434 2 года назад

Now that was funny! Love your shout outs! Can’t wait for mine!! Good vibes …..BOOM!

@Nomazoff 3 года назад

The way she said Russia is so cute. I am from Russia and what BERT KREISHER said sounds about right.

@chrisbristol1695 3 года назад

Missed you guys! Need that positive vibe reaction you guys give rn! Be blessed!

@fustler77 2 года назад

These two are adorable. Love you guys!

@terrycrowder7763 3 года назад

The Machine is a Legend Indeed Good SHIT Real 😂😂🤣😂Dude..I DIED Good Video Half & Jai..1st time I seen or heard of him..Thanks For Turning Me on To Him✊🏿💯

@HalfAndJai 3 года назад

Good looking bro!! Tap in wit me next time you come this way! 💯🤘🏾🤘🏾

@Popsm0ke 2 года назад

I loved watching y'all crack up watching the machine . Jail about busted a gut laughing so hard

@priceringo1756 2 года назад

I wish more female comedians were as "confident" as Bert on stage. XD

@EwChris 3 года назад

That was a nice intro. I'd like to say Thank YOU for letting us into your home.

@becksyno7 3 года назад

Hi guy and your beautiful girl. I’m from Britain 🇬🇧 so have a group you need to see. The ABBA of the 90’s. Tacky but fun, their shoes are amazing so show some love 🌈❤️

@becksyno7 3 года назад

Spell check kicked in, we’ve all been there

@OminusDominus666 2 года назад

Im white af for a mexican and i watched two of your react videos already from Bill Burr to the white guy who went to an all black cookout react so far. This is by far the best energetic and positive vibe channel ive seen in a while. Love this shit. Do more react videos.

@aprilsmith2801 2 года назад

Did anyone else see the ball of light falling beside Jai? It’s around 13:00 mark.

@mattramsey3630 2 года назад

One of the greatest stories ever told.

@tsow5222 3 года назад

I know I’m not the only mommy that came in 4 strokes when they called him Brett Kreischer

@Str8Homah 3 года назад

The pictures of Bert with the Russian mob guys is all over the internet. Insane that this story is true. Including the robbing the train & his class. Great reaction!

@ValhallaBeckons 3 года назад

That beginning, LOL. Ting go SKRRRRRA! Pop pop KA kA KA!

@TK-oe1xm 3 года назад

The no shirt thing- Bert wanted to stand out or apart from others and that's what he has done. Bert is the man, Hilarious bits all over. YOU GOTTA SEE HIM LIVE! WORTH EVERY PENNY! Also Go 9ers! ☝✌

@WangFish420 3 года назад

There are a lot of great comedy bits in the world, but this one is, at the very least, in the conversation of the best ever.

@marinahernandez8732 3 года назад

Haha I'm Mexican-American & don't speak Spanish very well. I took Spanish in high school & since I'm Hispanic I was automatically put in an advanced Spanish class. I made the teacher aware of my lack of Spanish & she told me to just chill all semester & she'll pass me. So I was hanging out with the Seniors, didn't learn squat & got a B 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣 Thanks for the shout out 😁

@aprilwycherley 2 года назад

A few months ago, I called my cell phone carrier for something, and the guy that answered said his name was Machine. I was like what?! I asked him if he had ever seen this video, and he hadn’t, but had heard about it before. I told him he def needed to look it up!!

@pamelakrier 3 года назад

Just found your channel - feels like sitting with friends, love you two!

@larryclark4297 3 года назад

RIP Kenny Rogers you will greatly be missed

@texasmike433 3 года назад

I've seen Bert in person! Great show, funny man!

@davidedwards8183 3 года назад

Shoutout to all the Mommies who smiled from ear to ear when they called him "Brett."

@nero7469 3 года назад

Bert's classmates have confirmed this story. There are actually photos of him and Igor floating around the internet. Fanny pack and all. He said the police were the scariest ones to party with because they didn't care about anything. This guy was also the inspiration for the movie Van Wilder. also I'm the Machine in Russian is Я машина

@nero7469 3 года назад

Here the link to the photos

@broomizo 2 года назад

Legit my favorite comic and I love seeing peoples reaction to him and this story. Well done guys

@WoodenBell504 3 года назад

Love you guys and would make me smile to get a shout out. Keep being happy and in love. Much respect.

@mikemassey9980 3 года назад

Excellant show today! Laughed with you all.

@brandonroyce2356 3 года назад

We need people like this these days...Throwing good vibes out into the world!

@OopsHaha 2 года назад

Bro that white hoodie is amazing, I need me one of those. Amazing reaction yall! I love how happy yall seem, best friends material right there.

@MainlyYeezy 3 года назад

The film Van Wilder is literally a film about Bert but played by a Canadian Deadpool.

@allenmissenis6437 3 года назад

Thanks guys! I have heard about bert and always loved his stuff but this one was great. Thanks for widening my comedic horizons. Peace! Good vibes baby