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The frying pan one is a croc. and as an Aussie i can confirm that not only is that Australia (because crocodile) but that is exactly what we do here. 4:02
isn't it an alligator? you can tell because, for some reason, the alligators have c shaped mouthes and the crocodiles have a shaped mouths, and this one had a c shaped mouth Edit: rewatched and saw it had an a shaped mouth, so I'm wrong, sorry
@@ScioandKai That a vs c thing isn't accurate. Gator and croc mouth and head shape can vary wildly based on habitat, eating habits, genes, and the temperature and acidity of the water they swim in is. But, yes, that is a croc. This happened in the Outback, and they don't come across gators at all.
On that last one, you can see the distortion in the video from the charge in the air. It looks like a faint aura around the guy that goes away when the lighting strikes. Reminds me of the family who took a picture with their hair standing straight up. He got super lucky.
4:06 As a resident Aussie I can safely say that is a crocodile… named kacey. I actually just got home from seeing her and Kai (the dude with the pan) today on goat island in the Northern Territory australia. He’s a nice dude and loves the croc but she just got too close to the people coming that day, so close that he had to get between them to stop her from hurting the travellers. All is well now tho.
The rough part about that one in the elevator is that it might be* an art museum or restoration company. You can see the person doing the handoff has something similar to curator's gloves on, which are generally worn to protect the antiquities.
well, he was going to do that anyway. It was a duel, they walk away, turn around, and throw a snowball to try to hit the other person first. The unexpected part is that their snowballs collided
the "painting" that fell in between the elevator was actually a large piece of tile that probably weighs around 100 pounds. And yes i have to work with this stuff at a warehouse. Edit: I guess I should also say that the "frosted" effect is just the rough side of the tile so that the concrete can dry with something to hold on to.
8:40 The woodchippers I used to work with had this great design where if you fell towards it, you'd naturally try and grab on to a lever at the front (since it was kinda the only thing there to stop yourself from being sucked in). Putting pressure on that lever therefore stopped the whole machine. So your most basic panic response was the correct response. Don't understand why more machine don't have those kinds of levers, where going "OH SHIT!" and trying to push yourself away from it will cause it to turn off
Dude with the lathe even tried to grab the shirt and learned why that was a bad idea when it almost gave him a nice arm massage in return. Dude was DAMN LUCKY. There’s about as many ways that could have gone tragically wrong as the odds he didn’t end up mangled.
@@Lordvestage1313 yep. No baggy clothes, no jewelry, no long hair out, tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves, no gloves on the machine. My grandpa ran a shop and he even told me of a guy that got scalped by a machine when his hair got caught
@@TheLastArbiterThat was indeed one of the warnings we received in school's woodworking shop as well, can't honestly recall anything about baggy clothes but it was before that trend so I don't think anyone actually wore anything baggy.
@@Sylfa hahaha gotcha yeah I worked around machines a lot growing up so my dad and a shop/construction class made sure I learned all of that. These tools can absolutely wreck you in an instant, you can’t let your guard down ever. Gotta be careful not to leave stuff near the moving parts
My husband and I go axe throwing multiple times a week. The only way I think that bounce back could happen is if the guy threw it to hard. In axe throwing you actually don't need too much force. Momentum and the weight of the axe do all the work. So everyone out there please don't do what this guy seems to have to keep everyone safe.
I've also gone to throw axes, I don't remember how many times, but I've never seen an axe do that. The closest to that was when my younger brother had his axe bounce off and slide on the ground. (This was back in 2020, so I was 14, and haven't been in a while)
8:47 As a machinist and toolmaker, this clip made me grit my teeth SO hard because I’ve seen so many safety videos and graphic images of people who didn’t survive this incident or got severely wounded. Also, props to Seán for knowing that’s a lathe 😉 you’d be surprised how many layman don’t know what a lathe is and think a mill is ONLY something you collect water or grain with. * Darth Vader noises * _Impressive…most impressive…_
i remember watching the video of that russian worker who was shown no mercy from a lathe. i refuse to ever go near one now. scary shit man, safety is no joke
@@bea7450 i mean more power to ya, but i kinda have to use them hahahaha. I don’t have the option of just rejecting them haha. They’re really fun to work with, but you HAVE to be playing chess while working with those machines. They will rip you to shreds and not give a single fuck.
I remember a video where two guys in China died to one. One guy got pulled in and then the other died trying to save him. Looked like someone stretched human taffy and wrung out all the blood like a rag.
@@dedrxbbit7549 props to you man. seeing those videos has steered me far away from any kind of factory. im sure if youre smart enough to follow basic safety precautions, youd be fine. but knowing my dumbass..😶
4:33 Actually you were correct Jack That is a crocodile you can tell from the shape of its snout. Crocodiles have skinny v-shaped snouts while alligators have wide round u shaped snouts
"This bowling alley should be free of lumps" literally broke me! I was honestly laughing hysterically for at least 10 minutes straight. Afterwards I was sore but so happy, I haven't laughed like that in years. Thanks Jacksepticeye
@@the_Dos__ yeah, although I just go onto the any queensland beach at night with a bowie knife for protection, not encountered one in the wild yet. I've lived in far north queensland for 3 years Plus you prolly are taller than me irl
@@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj sorry to hear that but i meant it the context of how ironic it is for Jack to say that(his dad also passed away like a year ago), im not making fun, just caught me off guard
I love how the first thing in the video is Sean talking about a raccoon jumping at you and I literally just had a run in with a 40 lbs massive raccoon the other night while watering my plants lol
When that car started balancing on two wheels, anyone who’s even drove a car once already knew it was visual effects. And they did a decent job at it too.
I remember when my family would turn everything off during a thunderstorm and tell us not to mess with the phones (old cord phones) or the sink/tub. Turns out lightning really can travel through the line and shock you. It's rare but possible. Also this was before Internet and on demand TV. Unless I was watching a VHS if that happened while I was watching a new episode of something I had to wait until the rerun.)
Yup us too!! My mom would always tell us we're not allowed to shower or take a bath during a Thunderstorm because lightning could get in. Glad to know this is a kind of universal memory lol
My mom always told me this and would always tell me not to shower during a thunderstorm or I’d be struck by lightning and I was like “mom, that’s a wives tail. What are the chances that you’d actually get struck by lightning? Have you ever met anyone that happened to? NO!” Then one day- the ONE day she doesn’t warn me about it, I go and take a shower and the MINUTE I had stepped out and grabbed a towel our house got struck by lightning and it travelled through the pipes and shattered our plumbing 🙃 it had to have electrocuted me if I’d been in there
@@emilygriffith6702 did take a bath during a storm once. In my defense I was in desperate need of a relaxing bath after a long work week and I had just filled the tube with nice hot water. Barely was in for 5 minutes when I heard the thunder. At that point I just said "If it's gonna electrocute me I'm going out enjoying this." I got out sooner than usual but enjoyed it for a bit.
Quick fact: Alligators usually have more of a wide, rounded snout/mouth, with neat Teeth due to a slight overlap of their jaws. Crocodiles tend to have narrower, more pointy snouts/mouths, and the teeth look messy, with interlocking teeth.
5:21 An athlete in our special olympics managed that exact thing during the bowling event. We were all psyched for him because he hadn't been doing great beforehand.
9:18 when you're in the desert and the sun is in the middle of the sky shooting straight down at you shadows kinda disappear and it looks weird But no that is very real and very very dangerous stunts that have gotten people killed or seriously injured many videos online of it going wrong and going into the crowd. (I lived in that part of the world for the first 15 years of my life so I'm pretty familiar with this stuff)
Thinking something cant just happen is really odd in itself. I've set things around, and theyve sat that way for a good four or five hours, and then suddenly they move because they moved. It's happened with bags full of stuff.
@@chanmandeath2993 Experienced that when I was 14, the trashcan in my bedroom practically DANCING in the middle of the night. Scared the shit outta me...
@@eternyti True, but due to the corruption inherent in the Chinese Communist system it happens a LOT over there. It's where the term "Tofu Construction" comes from, because so many of their buildings and infrastructure have collapsed due to shoddy materials and workmanship.
As someone who just went axe throwing for the first time recently, go. It's so much fun, and they teach you how to throw the axes properly so you don't hurt yourself (or others) while trying.
0:46 this happened to me once. My hostel had a lift, one day i was causally walking into it to go to my room after having lunch, i was wearing flip flops and one of my flip flop got stuck their and slid down my foot and into that endless black pit.
0:47 My wallet fell perfectly through a crack and down an elevator shaft in my dorm building this past semester, so I can 100% relate to this (I got it back)
Sean: "I'm surprised Junji Ito hasn't done a story about that yet where you can like, go really thin and fall between an elevator into a nothing dimension." Me: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE IDEA!!!!!" Also the video with the guy hitting the aligator/crocodile with the frying pan was in Australia.
@kamfours04 lol are you the same person who was banned for the hate messages towards JSE's late father? If I remember correctly, this is the same messages that were directed at him.
The bowling one can be explained like this looking at her throw her arm went way over to the left giving the ball the speed and momentum to pop itself out of the guter ive seen it ive even done it a few times but technically the score would still count it as a gutter in a professional setting some bowling knowledge for all
4:04 Jack: "has to be florida, right?, cant be anywhere else" Me, an Australian who saw this in the news: *chuckles* "amateur" (yes, jack, it was a 3.5m saltwater crocodile and the video was taken in Darwin Australia) Love ya from down under! *fuck i hate that i said that*
i am absolutely terrified of a ceiling fan falling on me, which is why i won't turn a fan on high enough that it wobbles at all, even if that means not turning it on at all. i've had this fear as long as i can remember, and i have no idea where i got it
Pretty sure that Fan wasn't spinning when it fell. The conservation of angular momentum would keep it spinning in the same direction once released from its anchor point. At a height of a ceiling (say 8ft) it wouldn't have the downward speed to land perfectly between people. The fall speed would need to match the fan rotation speed perfectly. If not the blades would still be rotating faster than falling, so if it missed the top of their heads, it would strike their face or torso. Also, the kid was looking up because the worker replacing the fan was making a lot on noise. The more wild odds would be the worker who narrowly escaped getting sued.
I once saw a video of someone who got their sleeve stuck in a lathe and it sucked his entire body in. As much as I can handle gore, that was traumatic and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for days.
The "Crapping Thunder" story, I remember hearing about that on Radio Dead Air's podcast "What the Fuck is Wrong With You" a few weeks back. Absolutely happened. Ain't safe from lightning anywhere! They warn you not to take a shower during a thunderstorm, and you are like "psh that's false" but now this... so you'll never know....
I wouldn't have thought porcelain/ceramic would make a good conductor, but I guess the lightning doesn't need *good* conductors, just any conductors. And if the pipes were metal, that would probably be enough to carry the current to the toilet. Our pipes are PVC inside the house; I always wondered why they only switch to metal once they're in the ground, but I guess now I know...
@@shinyfirefly5034 I guess you'd have to be in a very dry place in the first place for a stray lightning to hit THAT of all things while ignoring everything else 😂 or maybe that toilet was just really really unlucky
I went axe throwing with my family and I found out my arm hurts like hell after throwing an axe for an hour at a board. The place we went also had throwing cards (they are throwing stars that look like playing cards) i enjoyed those. I also was almost hit with a rebounding axe once or twice It was still fun though
4:15 it is in fact a crocodile, you can tell when it turns to leave the snout is more narrow. it’s also more green though that might just be because of the camera
I love seeing editors in videos like these, just adds to the humour of it and gives an insight into the process and who's helping out to make these videos great
G'day :) It's 100% a Crocodile. It happened here, in Australia at a local pub. The pub owner thought the croc was getting a little too close for comfort. Cheers :)
idk if anyone noticed this but the pic at 9:42 reminds me of that one episode on The a Amazing World of Gumball when Gumball's dad Richard held up his finger and lightning struck behind the fam which seems pretty funny to me
The thing that fell though the Crack in the elevator scene was a thing of tiles, and those are expensive, so I can only imagine how pissed the people are. It made me laugh for a good minute.
4:30 Ah! It's me and random animal knowledge time! I didn't get to tell my bonding with a Raccoon story from the intro, so I'll leave you with this! A Alligator jaw is long, and narrows as it goes out, you could say, "it's shaped like an A". A Crocodile jaw, is more even and is curved at the front, you could say, "it's shaped like a C". Ya know, A for alligator, C for crocodile?
@@medusathedecepticon I mean, there are videos of cats bopping a gator on the nose and it going away. They're not always that aggressive, they're even called swamp puppies. A pan kind of seems overkill to me.
@@medusathedecepticon I mean... it was just south of Darwin, so it wasn't that surprising. She wasn't even that big. The man in the video was pretty chill about it too XD
That axe clip reminded me of one time at boy scout camp, there was an axe throwing range, but the targets were slabs of a rotted tree trunk, I threw an axe and the handle got stuck in the bullseye.
That one were the guy did a wand thing and lighten strikes afterwards was the funniest one to me! He and is friend filming could not planed or timed it just right like that.
4:00 - Late and probably pointless, but crocodile. Differences between crocs and gators Crocs: Green-ish, thinner mouth - V, closed mouth shows teeth both going up and going down Gators: Blue-ish, thicker mouth - U, closed mouth only shows teeth pointing down
For the intro part it reminds me: "You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out the corner of your eyes you spot him...(whispering) Shia LaBeouf"