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Never Tell Me the Odds #3 

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Another episode? Never tell me the odds of that
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@breadoflife17
@breadoflife17 Год назад
“I would’ve taken off all of my clothes and scraped my ass across the table in excitement.” - Jacksepticeye 2022
@Tallulah_AceTV
@Tallulah_AceTV Год назад
Reading this comment before this moment is amazing 😂
@jacec9775
@jacec9775 Год назад
i was laughing so hard when he said this
@edmardisla8492
@edmardisla8492 Год назад
"Don't quote me on anything I say." -Jacksepticeye 2015
@ariannahnichols6901
@ariannahnichols6901 Год назад
Bruv
@owenkress-russick5086
@owenkress-russick5086 Год назад
jeez.
@cisco5482
@cisco5482 Год назад
Kid almost gets seriously hurt Jack: “I could build your whole family as legos😈”
@jubuttib
@jubuttib Год назад
Kids "almost get seriously hurt" like 50 times a day, at some point you've gotta stop caring too much.
@thegreatgoldengamer5797
@thegreatgoldengamer5797 Год назад
@@jubuttib he was making a joke not complaining 🙄
@jigachad-tz9nw
@jigachad-tz9nw Год назад
@@thegreatgoldengamer5797 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@coffeekat5066
@coffeekat5066 Год назад
Yeah the kid, screw the adults that also could have been injured they don't matter.
@breannamorice3749
@breannamorice3749 Год назад
Sean: “Has to be Florida, can’t be anywhere else” Australia: “Am I a joke to you?”
@psych_chicken1405
@psych_chicken1405 Год назад
It's just the thing Florida men would do
@icantthinkofgoodchannelnam5907
Louisiana Bayous no? I'm not good with what happens in The US
@myles5086
@myles5086 Год назад
True???
@nicoleparker1442
@nicoleparker1442 Год назад
100%. I live in QLD, Australia, it happened in the nth of the state 🐊
@darthmaul2005
@darthmaul2005 Год назад
Australians and Floridans are equally as crazy lol
@DemonicNightmare
@DemonicNightmare Год назад
"is that an alligator or a crocodile?" um, clearly it is a weird dog.
@xcoldpextrozgamingandvlogg2245
Yea that's a very weird looking dog
@-a_Void-
@-a_Void- Год назад
You sure that’s not a elephant?
@greenistheworst
@greenistheworst Год назад
nah i think its a cat bro
@NiceCAULK_1337
@NiceCAULK_1337 Год назад
Of course it has leather for skin and a giant shzconze!
@ethaniscoo8061
@ethaniscoo8061 Год назад
Ummm clearly it's a cancerous bear
@thesgg
@thesgg Год назад
The frying pan one is a croc. and as an Aussie i can confirm that not only is that Australia (because crocodile) but that is exactly what we do here. 4:02
@destroyer7163
@destroyer7163 Год назад
as a floridian, i can confirm we do the same thing to alligators
@ScioandKai
@ScioandKai Год назад
isn't it an alligator? you can tell because, for some reason, the alligators have c shaped mouthes and the crocodiles have a shaped mouths, and this one had a c shaped mouth Edit: rewatched and saw it had an a shaped mouth, so I'm wrong, sorry
@iz7736
@iz7736 Год назад
can confirm. watched it on 9 news
@p3p469
@p3p469 Год назад
@@ScioandKai That a vs c thing isn't accurate. Gator and croc mouth and head shape can vary wildly based on habitat, eating habits, genes, and the temperature and acidity of the water they swim in is. But, yes, that is a croc. This happened in the Outback, and they don't come across gators at all.
@pumpking413
@pumpking413 Год назад
@@p3p469 The infallible tactic is to ask if he saw it later or in a while
@imisstechno
@imisstechno Год назад
i just wanna say you were incredible at the tommys show last night , it wad great to finally see a childhood hero of mine live :)
@D14mond_A
@D14mond_A Год назад
Zblink, you'll get there one day
@PLSHSL
@PLSHSL Год назад
Tommy's show? What show?
@imisstechno
@imisstechno Год назад
@@PLSHSL tommy did a live show last night :)
@deez3714
@deez3714 Год назад
@Jaxx same bruh-
@PLSHSL
@PLSHSL Год назад
@@imisstechno oh cool, thanks!
@impala9994
@impala9994 Год назад
“I wanna see Harry Potter fight god.”- Jacksepticeye 2022
@Sigma00000
@Sigma00000 Год назад
Finally something we can agree on!
@impala9994
@impala9994 Год назад
@@Sigma00000 absolutely would love to see the epic battle
@Tigron101
@Tigron101 Год назад
I'd pay to see that.
@RibbitRibbit721
@RibbitRibbit721 10 месяцев назад
Ahh yes, who would win? An entity that is above everything else and can destroy entire worlds Or A boy with a magic stick
@Sydney-fr1mt
@Sydney-fr1mt 4 месяца назад
​@@RibbitRibbit721idk that plot armor is pretty thick!
@cc_snipergirl
@cc_snipergirl Год назад
On that last one, you can see the distortion in the video from the charge in the air. It looks like a faint aura around the guy that goes away when the lighting strikes. Reminds me of the family who took a picture with their hair standing straight up. He got super lucky.
@dontstayawakefortoolong9622
4:06 As a resident Aussie I can safely say that is a crocodile… named kacey. I actually just got home from seeing her and Kai (the dude with the pan) today on goat island in the Northern Territory australia. He’s a nice dude and loves the croc but she just got too close to the people coming that day, so close that he had to get between them to stop her from hurting the travellers. All is well now tho.
@Treeless321_razor
@Treeless321_razor Год назад
As a Floridian I can tell you it's a gator named George
@jadeb.7501
@jadeb.7501 11 месяцев назад
there are crocs on an island called goat island and there are still enough goats on said island for the island to be called goat island?
@disasterjones5798
@disasterjones5798 Год назад
The rough part about that one in the elevator is that it might be* an art museum or restoration company. You can see the person doing the handoff has something similar to curator's gloves on, which are generally worn to protect the antiquities.
@SauciestElk
@SauciestElk Год назад
It's just a big ceramic tile package
@TacComControl
@TacComControl Год назад
Nope. They use carts, and use larger elevators than that.
@mesasimonson6612
@mesasimonson6612 Год назад
Phew 😮‍💨
@maxmoller
@maxmoller Год назад
I used to work in a furniture store. And as far as I can see, that's a marble table top. 🙂
@toshasloyalslave2157
@toshasloyalslave2157 Год назад
Looks like floor tile or something
@demdoughnuts3882
@demdoughnuts3882 Год назад
9:22 ish the second guy actually spins around after the first guy throws and instantly counters the incoming snowball in mid air. He is a protagonist.
@vibaj16
@vibaj16 Год назад
well, he was going to do that anyway. It was a duel, they walk away, turn around, and throw a snowball to try to hit the other person first. The unexpected part is that their snowballs collided
@tonymantia8452
@tonymantia8452 Год назад
Someone needs to tell Jack about the subreddit "someone did the math"
@omegaoverl0ad
@omegaoverl0ad Год назад
Jack, “What are the chances of me doing a good intro” Also Jack, “Top of the mornin”
@wisterriaaa85
@wisterriaaa85 Год назад
i miss that intro....
@demonprincess9680
@demonprincess9680 Год назад
Ah memories
@itsgoofymf7685
@itsgoofymf7685 Год назад
yeah. that's all he has to do. "Top of the mornin to ya, laddies"
@bladhd6138
@bladhd6138 Год назад
the "painting" that fell in between the elevator was actually a large piece of tile that probably weighs around 100 pounds. And yes i have to work with this stuff at a warehouse. Edit: I guess I should also say that the "frosted" effect is just the rough side of the tile so that the concrete can dry with something to hold on to.
@blackcobbath784
@blackcobbath784 Год назад
Was a box of tiles so around 2 tiles per box that size
@bladhd6138
@bladhd6138 Год назад
@@blackcobbath784 most likely, if you look at the middle of the material, it has a plastic band holding it together
@blackcobbath784
@blackcobbath784 Год назад
@@bladhd6138 yeah the strap holding the box closed I am a tiler see it everyday
@blackcobbath784
@blackcobbath784 Год назад
It’s the back of the tile what you can see
@bladhd6138
@bladhd6138 Год назад
@@blackcobbath784 ah
@oliverholm3973
@oliverholm3973 Год назад
8:40 The woodchippers I used to work with had this great design where if you fell towards it, you'd naturally try and grab on to a lever at the front (since it was kinda the only thing there to stop yourself from being sucked in). Putting pressure on that lever therefore stopped the whole machine. So your most basic panic response was the correct response. Don't understand why more machine don't have those kinds of levers, where going "OH SHIT!" and trying to push yourself away from it will cause it to turn off
@thatguy8777
@thatguy8777 Год назад
For anyone curious about the difference between a crocodile and alligator: \_/ Alligator \ / \_/Crocodile
@shadowfryarwolf
@shadowfryarwolf Год назад
😂😂 Good description- Also this one V - Croco U - Gator
@attemptsatthings
@attemptsatthings Год назад
I thought it was other way well uhhh
@fireruby1882
@fireruby1882 Год назад
THANK YOU
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter Год назад
Dude with the lathe even tried to grab the shirt and learned why that was a bad idea when it almost gave him a nice arm massage in return. Dude was DAMN LUCKY. There’s about as many ways that could have gone tragically wrong as the odds he didn’t end up mangled.
@Lordvestage1313
@Lordvestage1313 Год назад
My first hour of being in wood shop back in School, we were drilled not to wear baggy clothes back in the shop floor
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter Год назад
@@Lordvestage1313 yep. No baggy clothes, no jewelry, no long hair out, tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves, no gloves on the machine. My grandpa ran a shop and he even told me of a guy that got scalped by a machine when his hair got caught
@Sylfa
@Sylfa Год назад
@@TheLastArbiterThat was indeed one of the warnings we received in school's woodworking shop as well, can't honestly recall anything about baggy clothes but it was before that trend so I don't think anyone actually wore anything baggy.
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter Год назад
@@Sylfa hahaha gotcha yeah I worked around machines a lot growing up so my dad and a shop/construction class made sure I learned all of that. These tools can absolutely wreck you in an instant, you can’t let your guard down ever. Gotta be careful not to leave stuff near the moving parts
@JasonBason
@JasonBason Год назад
"The Russian Lathe Incident" For perspective.
@rachelleeden8824
@rachelleeden8824 Год назад
My husband and I go axe throwing multiple times a week. The only way I think that bounce back could happen is if the guy threw it to hard. In axe throwing you actually don't need too much force. Momentum and the weight of the axe do all the work. So everyone out there please don't do what this guy seems to have to keep everyone safe.
@simonmedina8950
@simonmedina8950 Год назад
I've also gone to throw axes, I don't remember how many times, but I've never seen an axe do that. The closest to that was when my younger brother had his axe bounce off and slide on the ground. (This was back in 2020, so I was 14, and haven't been in a while)
@Skelterbane69
@Skelterbane69 Год назад
Or.... Here's a crazy idea..... Don't throw axes.
@furbreezy6209
@furbreezy6209 Год назад
The problem is the crummy places have rubber ends and the rubber bounces off when it doesn't hit right.
@simonmedina8950
@simonmedina8950 Год назад
@@furbreezy6209 I'm glad the place I went to didn't have that. There wasn't any rubber on the axes at all.
@VirtualFeats
@VirtualFeats Год назад
**Seán** quick question… did you watch Stranger Things?
@GetsugaJujisho
@GetsugaJujisho Год назад
5:00 that tree said no, right back at you brother.
@mollylewis6511
@mollylewis6511 Год назад
Just me or Sean’s videos are so good when you’re high, like they’re so funny normally but hilarious when you’re high
@resveries_
@resveries_ Год назад
just discovering this xD
@indominuswrex9465
@indominuswrex9465 Год назад
You are very correct
@Emzily2024
@Emzily2024 Год назад
Yesss
@jadeb.7501
@jadeb.7501 11 месяцев назад
hashtag relatable
@inzane5966
@inzane5966 6 месяцев назад
Just tested and you are correct, thank you for this!
@lesleyyoung5730
@lesleyyoung5730 Год назад
Sean: That kid is looking up, he knows it shouldn't be making noise like that. Me: Nah, that kids the devil, he willed it down.
@zadenchristian6030
@zadenchristian6030 Год назад
Herrington j y hungry g see engendered c we tb. Reese s shshh reverent as s
@maddoxio
@maddoxio Год назад
Lucius vibes
@dedrxbbit7549
@dedrxbbit7549 Год назад
8:47 As a machinist and toolmaker, this clip made me grit my teeth SO hard because I’ve seen so many safety videos and graphic images of people who didn’t survive this incident or got severely wounded. Also, props to Seán for knowing that’s a lathe 😉 you’d be surprised how many layman don’t know what a lathe is and think a mill is ONLY something you collect water or grain with. * Darth Vader noises * _Impressive…most impressive…_
@bea7450
@bea7450 Год назад
i remember watching the video of that russian worker who was shown no mercy from a lathe. i refuse to ever go near one now. scary shit man, safety is no joke
@dedrxbbit7549
@dedrxbbit7549 Год назад
@@bea7450 i mean more power to ya, but i kinda have to use them hahahaha. I don’t have the option of just rejecting them haha. They’re really fun to work with, but you HAVE to be playing chess while working with those machines. They will rip you to shreds and not give a single fuck.
@asetheticaii3001
@asetheticaii3001 Год назад
ngl I read this as "As a masochist", so I thought this was going somewhere else lol
@dorkytehl
@dorkytehl Год назад
I remember a video where two guys in China died to one. One guy got pulled in and then the other died trying to save him. Looked like someone stretched human taffy and wrung out all the blood like a rag.
@bea7450
@bea7450 Год назад
@@dedrxbbit7549 props to you man. seeing those videos has steered me far away from any kind of factory. im sure if youre smart enough to follow basic safety precautions, youd be fine. but knowing my dumbass..😶
@speedathecheetah7756
@speedathecheetah7756 Год назад
4:33 Actually you were correct Jack That is a crocodile you can tell from the shape of its snout. Crocodiles have skinny v-shaped snouts while alligators have wide round u shaped snouts
@vibaj16
@vibaj16 Год назад
then why are crocs wide and round?
@jaw5956
@jaw5956 Год назад
"i've been seeing everything in lego" jack is a masterbuilder confirmed
@melissawilson362
@melissawilson362 Год назад
"You're alone in the woods at night time." My Brain: *whispering* Shia LaBeouf.....
@fartmagus
@fartmagus Год назад
PFFT loll
@ChosenMango4233
@ChosenMango4233 Год назад
I cannot describe the relief knowing I wasn't alone with this
@lyslegrande9282
@lyslegrande9282 Год назад
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that!!!
@coffeekat5066
@coffeekat5066 Год назад
Greeeat, now it's gonna be in my head all week haha
@Leongon
@Leongon Год назад
4:31 Sean's right, that's a crocodile. You can tell the jaw shape when it turns around to flee and it gives the camera a good top view angle. 👍
@charcharcuteness1219
@charcharcuteness1219 Год назад
Yeah crocs have more narrow mouths while gators have wide and flat mouths.
@louieplays9229
@louieplays9229 Год назад
And a gator would not stand up to those crazy scaly bastards
@primegenetix8524
@primegenetix8524 Год назад
Thank you, I’ve been searching this comment.
@Hana-yu1fj
@Hana-yu1fj Год назад
Also its body is closer to the ground and its legs are more splayed out to the sides
@saipyaeheinkyaw9341
@saipyaeheinkyaw9341 Год назад
Bro, you're just the coolest, I've been looking for this crack for a long time
@Wolffman109
@Wolffman109 11 месяцев назад
0:17 I can't help but feel this is something Rocket Raccoon would actually do.
@tortpringle7957
@tortpringle7957 Год назад
"This bowling alley should be free of lumps" literally broke me! I was honestly laughing hysterically for at least 10 minutes straight. Afterwards I was sore but so happy, I haven't laughed like that in years. Thanks Jacksepticeye
@nikkidenarno4566
@nikkidenarno4566 Год назад
This is what killed me too!
@SquishyMoony
@SquishyMoony Год назад
explain how that was so funny? did i miss something?
@Noctislolig
@Noctislolig Год назад
@@SquishyMoony I don't get it either.
@ryanthomas2432
@ryanthomas2432 Год назад
@@SquishyMoony Its just the way he said it made some people laugh including me.
@iamontda
@iamontda Год назад
@@SquishyMoony Sometimes the most random things can set off a giggle attack. I've had things set me off that never even seemed that funny. It happens
@BlueBeeXD03
@BlueBeeXD03 Год назад
*My goldfish when I come home from work* 2:43
@gionigull989
@gionigull989 Год назад
I'm sure that was a marble counter that went through the elevator
@roxycontinog69
@roxycontinog69 Год назад
You need to do WAY MORE of these!!
@kentonbaird1723
@kentonbaird1723 Год назад
Jack: "It couldn't be anywhere else but Florida!" Australians: "uh huh~"
@the_Dos__
@the_Dos__ Год назад
As an Australian I can agree with this. I have fought many crocodiles, though I used a cricket bat instead of a sauce/frying pan.
@phillipflynn5929
@phillipflynn5929 Год назад
People in Louisiana get no love :(
@beczenbooks3411
@beczenbooks3411 Год назад
Aussies would do it with a beer in the hand
@boeyforester2248
@boeyforester2248 Год назад
@@the_Dos__ yeah, although I just go onto the any queensland beach at night with a bowie knife for protection, not encountered one in the wild yet. I've lived in far north queensland for 3 years Plus you prolly are taller than me irl
@KingNedya
@KingNedya Год назад
Florida is America's Australia Demo.
@siratlas8198
@siratlas8198 Год назад
“I would have taken off all my clothes and scraped my ass across the table in excitement” I am fucking SOBBING
@Formless_Blob
@Formless_Blob Год назад
memento mori my friend
@yalocalgameriam330
@yalocalgameriam330 Год назад
Overreaction
@siratlas8198
@siratlas8198 Год назад
@@Formless_Blob memento mori my friend o7
@mcgfn
@mcgfn Год назад
Overreaction
@Formless_Blob
@Formless_Blob Год назад
@@siratlas8198 o7
@bethanycarl6858
@bethanycarl6858 Год назад
“It’s 4th of July weekend” man I haven’t thought about the siblings or dating video in a WHILE
@benboy8591
@benboy8591 Год назад
Alligators have a rounded snout while crocodiles have pointed snouts
@drbe7388
@drbe7388 Год назад
"Glass goes everywhere. Kills your dog, kills your dad" -Jacksepticeye 2022
@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj
@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj Год назад
We put m80s in ant hills they were everywhere they died all of em
@ingwar5159
@ingwar5159 Год назад
"your dad" part hit me hard
@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj
@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj Год назад
@@ingwar5159 me too my dad died this March or may
@ingwar5159
@ingwar5159 Год назад
@@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj sorry to hear that but i meant it the context of how ironic it is for Jack to say that(his dad also passed away like a year ago), im not making fun, just caught me off guard
@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj
@IsaacMartinez-jf5bj Год назад
@@ingwar5159 thank you also I didn't know he lost his dad so that is weird
@tatecore
@tatecore Год назад
"The bowling alley should be free of lumps!" I couldn't agree more. I'm so glad we see eye to eye.
@matthewserie4
@matthewserie4 Год назад
I love how the first thing in the video is Sean talking about a raccoon jumping at you and I literally just had a run in with a 40 lbs massive raccoon the other night while watering my plants lol
@jemangerrit1747
@jemangerrit1747 Год назад
0:05 "You step out of your kaahr" Amazing
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Год назад
When that car started balancing on two wheels, anyone who’s even drove a car once already knew it was visual effects. And they did a decent job at it too.
@griffest4852
@griffest4852 Год назад
stop
@anandgoray
@anandgoray Год назад
Early bird
@monke8625
@monke8625 Год назад
When will you get a mustache?
@Bjoviii
@Bjoviii Год назад
why would you have to be able to drive a car to be able to do surface level observations?
@arachne4070
@arachne4070 Год назад
This lad is chilling with 213 comment on this channel
@LadyBern
@LadyBern Год назад
I remember when my family would turn everything off during a thunderstorm and tell us not to mess with the phones (old cord phones) or the sink/tub. Turns out lightning really can travel through the line and shock you. It's rare but possible. Also this was before Internet and on demand TV. Unless I was watching a VHS if that happened while I was watching a new episode of something I had to wait until the rerun.)
@LauJasmin
@LauJasmin Год назад
New fear unlocked
@cryptidofoz
@cryptidofoz Год назад
Yup us too!! My mom would always tell us we're not allowed to shower or take a bath during a Thunderstorm because lightning could get in. Glad to know this is a kind of universal memory lol
@mahman1565
@mahman1565 Год назад
I had a science teacher once that this actually happened to, she wasnt't in the room when it exploded but it must've been a near death experience.
@emilygriffith6702
@emilygriffith6702 Год назад
My mom always told me this and would always tell me not to shower during a thunderstorm or I’d be struck by lightning and I was like “mom, that’s a wives tail. What are the chances that you’d actually get struck by lightning? Have you ever met anyone that happened to? NO!” Then one day- the ONE day she doesn’t warn me about it, I go and take a shower and the MINUTE I had stepped out and grabbed a towel our house got struck by lightning and it travelled through the pipes and shattered our plumbing 🙃 it had to have electrocuted me if I’d been in there
@LadyBern
@LadyBern Год назад
@@emilygriffith6702 did take a bath during a storm once. In my defense I was in desperate need of a relaxing bath after a long work week and I had just filled the tube with nice hot water. Barely was in for 5 minutes when I heard the thunder. At that point I just said "If it's gonna electrocute me I'm going out enjoying this." I got out sooner than usual but enjoyed it for a bit.
@lezombie1456
@lezombie1456 Год назад
5:45 someone needs to add this to a jack out of context vid
@Leofer61835
@Leofer61835 Год назад
Let's just take a moment to appreciate Jack's Johnny Bravo shark fin haircut
@gourmetfuckingfruitgels
@gourmetfuckingfruitgels Год назад
It’s glorious
@SaraBanartist
@SaraBanartist Год назад
I was going to say JD from Scrubs
@crying2emoji5
@crying2emoji5 Год назад
It was kinda giving me Kakashi Hatake vibes
@abbeyclarke3626
@abbeyclarke3626 Год назад
Quick fact: Alligators usually have more of a wide, rounded snout/mouth, with neat Teeth due to a slight overlap of their jaws. Crocodiles tend to have narrower, more pointy snouts/mouths, and the teeth look messy, with interlocking teeth.
@DirectorOfChaos9292
@DirectorOfChaos9292 Год назад
Gators have a U mouth Crocs have a V mouth
@seroma3516
@seroma3516 Год назад
I learned that the hard way
@Dylan43215
@Dylan43215 Год назад
this might be some Mandela effect shit cuz I grew up in florida and SWEAR to god it was the other way around but google says ur right
@mizuzu21
@mizuzu21 Год назад
alligators have more bumps on their backs to right?
@TheBreadbear
@TheBreadbear Год назад
@AstroBoom I recognize a man of culture when i see one.
@kylajensen1957
@kylajensen1957 Месяц назад
5:21 An athlete in our special olympics managed that exact thing during the bowling event. We were all psyched for him because he hadn't been doing great beforehand.
@Thirdhero
@Thirdhero Год назад
9:18 when you're in the desert and the sun is in the middle of the sky shooting straight down at you shadows kinda disappear and it looks weird But no that is very real and very very dangerous stunts that have gotten people killed or seriously injured many videos online of it going wrong and going into the crowd. (I lived in that part of the world for the first 15 years of my life so I'm pretty familiar with this stuff)
@KisameOwnsYouAll
@KisameOwnsYouAll Год назад
I love when people see something super cool then get the zoomies.
@killswitch1982
@killswitch1982 Год назад
"Buildings don't just fall over!" They do in China. Sean needs to look up "Tofu Construction". Pretty eye opening.
@chanmandeath2993
@chanmandeath2993 Год назад
Thinking something cant just happen is really odd in itself. I've set things around, and theyve sat that way for a good four or five hours, and then suddenly they move because they moved. It's happened with bags full of stuff.
@eternyti
@eternyti Год назад
Also, y'know, Miami condos.
@edmardisla8492
@edmardisla8492 Год назад
@@chanmandeath2993 Might wanna call an exorcist there, bud.
@SyM-Prisoner627
@SyM-Prisoner627 Год назад
@@chanmandeath2993 Experienced that when I was 14, the trashcan in my bedroom practically DANCING in the middle of the night. Scared the shit outta me...
@killswitch1982
@killswitch1982 Год назад
@@eternyti True, but due to the corruption inherent in the Chinese Communist system it happens a LOT over there. It's where the term "Tofu Construction" comes from, because so many of their buildings and infrastructure have collapsed due to shoddy materials and workmanship.
@oscarardon6197
@oscarardon6197 Год назад
2:57 new fear unlocked, never using bathroom during a thunderstorm, THANKS A LOT JACK!
@KoragGames
@KoragGames Год назад
-anything thats related to the outside happens - Jack: ItS tHe FoUrTh Of JuLy WeEkEnD
@BitesforNugget
@BitesforNugget Год назад
As someone who just went axe throwing for the first time recently, go. It's so much fun, and they teach you how to throw the axes properly so you don't hurt yourself (or others) while trying.
@natalieengel1345
@natalieengel1345 Год назад
I also recently started going axe throwing. Its so fun and some places have more than just axes to through. I got to throw ninja stars at one
@Chrishum
@Chrishum Год назад
Yeah, it’s just expensive for the concept.
@natalieengel1345
@natalieengel1345 Год назад
@@Chrishum depends on where you go
@jadeb.7501
@jadeb.7501 11 месяцев назад
i wish i trusted myself and my reflexes enough to believe you
@kennythefrog1
@kennythefrog1 Год назад
Jack: I want to go axe throwing. You'll be dearly missed.
@muskanie2055
@muskanie2055 Год назад
0:46 this happened to me once. My hostel had a lift, one day i was causally walking into it to go to my room after having lunch, i was wearing flip flops and one of my flip flop got stuck their and slid down my foot and into that endless black pit.
@lemekicampbell1226
@lemekicampbell1226 8 месяцев назад
3:35 Really insparational. I even shed a tear.
@aidanvannynatten2787
@aidanvannynatten2787 Год назад
0:47 My wallet fell perfectly through a crack and down an elevator shaft in my dorm building this past semester, so I can 100% relate to this (I got it back)
@LadyKattrina84
@LadyKattrina84 Год назад
Sean: "I'm surprised Junji Ito hasn't done a story about that yet where you can like, go really thin and fall between an elevator into a nothing dimension." Me: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE IDEA!!!!!" Also the video with the guy hitting the aligator/crocodile with the frying pan was in Australia.
@ashcyr3711
@ashcyr3711 Год назад
the last thing we need is junji ito's take on the backrooms
@S0NAL_
@S0NAL_ Год назад
EVERBODY REPORT THESE BOTS
@ashenshield1712
@ashenshield1712 Год назад
The only place that rivals Florida.
@trinity_frost
@trinity_frost Год назад
@kamfours04 lol are you the same person who was banned for the hate messages towards JSE's late father? If I remember correctly, this is the same messages that were directed at him.
@eg_manifest510
@eg_manifest510 Год назад
if it's Australia then it's a croc, we don't have alligators down here
@awesomecoolcat3602
@awesomecoolcat3602 Год назад
The bowling one can be explained like this looking at her throw her arm went way over to the left giving the ball the speed and momentum to pop itself out of the guter ive seen it ive even done it a few times but technically the score would still count it as a gutter in a professional setting some bowling knowledge for all
@Ser0toniinTTV
@Ser0toniinTTV Год назад
So happy to hear that you keep enjoying your Lego builds!
@ghwhitelock901
@ghwhitelock901 Год назад
"Harry Potter and the Magic Wand, they all have magic." Jacksepticeye 2022
@jetscout194
@jetscout194 Год назад
4:04 Jack: "has to be florida, right?, cant be anywhere else" Me, an Australian who saw this in the news: *chuckles* "amateur" (yes, jack, it was a 3.5m saltwater crocodile and the video was taken in Darwin Australia) Love ya from down under! *fuck i hate that i said that*
@thegamertrio6827
@thegamertrio6827 Год назад
as a fellow Australian i also hate that you said that
@caesarin0
@caesarin0 Год назад
Wait, so you come from a lander down under?
@jetscout194
@jetscout194 Год назад
@@thegamertrio6827 yeah…… yeah I’m aware
@DanielLovesArt
@DanielLovesArt Год назад
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!
@Bridg3otto
@Bridg3otto Год назад
@@DanielLovesArt OI OI OI!
@dyllonsather2142
@dyllonsather2142 Год назад
I love how you instantly said it must be florida xD so amazing
@kimschlothauer9751
@kimschlothauer9751 Год назад
fit in like a lego piece. well sometimes it goes in crooked and bonks all three
@minigiioi
@minigiioi Год назад
The "Where are they now?"-PSA-style outro about media literacy was the perfect punchline to an epic saga
@tinytiasenpai
@tinytiasenpai Год назад
4:12 is actually Florida's fun uncle, Australia! It is in fact a crocodile. Their mouths are more narrow at the front.
@iateitguy903
@iateitguy903 Год назад
"I can build this family out of lego!" -Jack
@zachattack9678
@zachattack9678 Год назад
I love your reactions bro so unique they make my day
@baconman8499
@baconman8499 Год назад
the ceiling fan one is actually one of my fears for some reason. it’s never happened to me, but i feel like it will.
@catlovingnerd21
@catlovingnerd21 Год назад
i am absolutely terrified of a ceiling fan falling on me, which is why i won't turn a fan on high enough that it wobbles at all, even if that means not turning it on at all. i've had this fear as long as i can remember, and i have no idea where i got it
@undeathghost5627
@undeathghost5627 Год назад
@@catlovingnerd21 You might be the kid in this clip
@rocky-fuller
@rocky-fuller Год назад
I get nervous seeing ceiling fan poles shaking violently. I feel like its one spin shy away from breaking off and killing someone
@rabbit_trolls3940
@rabbit_trolls3940 Год назад
I know right, in school I avoided sitting under one all the time, hated it so much
@daltagnan230
@daltagnan230 Год назад
"Bowling alleys should be free of lumps!" *horrific flashback to making mashed potatoes with my grandmother*
@itiswhatitisinnit
@itiswhatitisinnit Год назад
why did I think that u put ur grandma in potatoes?
@gracefulslumber8441
@gracefulslumber8441 Год назад
@@itiswhatitisinnit o no
@lunarpitch
@lunarpitch Год назад
@@itiswhatitisinnit are you ok? nvm i think i know the answer already...
@itiswhatitisinnit
@itiswhatitisinnit Год назад
@@lunarpitch reading things right is not my strong side
@dodgegaming4509
@dodgegaming4509 Год назад
Hahaha at 5:06 when sean started coughing an ad came up for cough syrup and best part is the fact that its a never tell me the odds vid too
@Tristanelswood
@Tristanelswood Год назад
It made my day, the crocogator is clearly a big long Cat/dog/lizard
@honesttroll6332
@honesttroll6332 Год назад
Pretty sure that Fan wasn't spinning when it fell. The conservation of angular momentum would keep it spinning in the same direction once released from its anchor point. At a height of a ceiling (say 8ft) it wouldn't have the downward speed to land perfectly between people. The fall speed would need to match the fan rotation speed perfectly. If not the blades would still be rotating faster than falling, so if it missed the top of their heads, it would strike their face or torso. Also, the kid was looking up because the worker replacing the fan was making a lot on noise. The more wild odds would be the worker who narrowly escaped getting sued.
@famvirious
@famvirious Год назад
Not how physics work
@sldwnr98
@sldwnr98 Год назад
It is
@itsredabdi_3877
@itsredabdi_3877 Год назад
4:55 tree:IM NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT
@CRLTV721
@CRLTV721 3 месяца назад
Treevenge but better and less scarier
@TinaRev7x
@TinaRev7x Год назад
I once saw a video of someone who got their sleeve stuck in a lathe and it sucked his entire body in. As much as I can handle gore, that was traumatic and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for days.
@Jackieyeet1
@Jackieyeet1 Год назад
I went from laughing to questioning everything at the end of the video in 2 seconds
@SolstaceWinters
@SolstaceWinters Год назад
The "Crapping Thunder" story, I remember hearing about that on Radio Dead Air's podcast "What the Fuck is Wrong With You" a few weeks back. Absolutely happened. Ain't safe from lightning anywhere! They warn you not to take a shower during a thunderstorm, and you are like "psh that's false" but now this... so you'll never know....
@mentaya11
@mentaya11 Год назад
Same. I was hoping Jack would look it up. Totally real.
@CrisMind
@CrisMind Год назад
Also had some incidents where lightning traveled through land line phones
@shinyfirefly5034
@shinyfirefly5034 Год назад
I wouldn't have thought porcelain/ceramic would make a good conductor, but I guess the lightning doesn't need *good* conductors, just any conductors. And if the pipes were metal, that would probably be enough to carry the current to the toilet. Our pipes are PVC inside the house; I always wondered why they only switch to metal once they're in the ground, but I guess now I know...
@AngelWingsYT
@AngelWingsYT Год назад
Was gonna comment the same fact. Dont shower in a storm. Cause lighting. (Also cause if power goes out you could slip n fall n get hurt)
@shahs1221
@shahs1221 Год назад
@@shinyfirefly5034 I guess you'd have to be in a very dry place in the first place for a stray lightning to hit THAT of all things while ignoring everything else 😂 or maybe that toilet was just really really unlucky
@nosorab3
@nosorab3 Год назад
"Buildings don't just fall over!" Sean really needs to look up 'tofu-dreg' construction in China
@miketrapper0464
@miketrapper0464 Год назад
Or the hotel in Florida that somehow collapsed on itself
@MortusSweet
@MortusSweet Год назад
@kamfours04 lol remember people, just report. Don’t engage with the channel.
@justawhiskey41
@justawhiskey41 Год назад
When I said that is was like “EXCEPT IN CHINA”
@natebeckius5052
@natebeckius5052 Год назад
4:55 Tree was like "I AIN"T GOIN DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!"
@KhaledAhmed-ek8xq
@KhaledAhmed-ek8xq Год назад
Thank you man for sharing this stuff
@Banana-Uhl
@Banana-Uhl Год назад
I went axe throwing with my family and I found out my arm hurts like hell after throwing an axe for an hour at a board. The place we went also had throwing cards (they are throwing stars that look like playing cards) i enjoyed those. I also was almost hit with a rebounding axe once or twice It was still fun though
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan Год назад
The odds are 1 in 1 that I will watch more Jack videos.
@xXWinter67Xx
@xXWinter67Xx Год назад
The best odds
@Mr.KittensAndGibberish
@Mr.KittensAndGibberish Год назад
The only odds.
@zklack5594
@zklack5594 Год назад
it’s actually 3/4 because if you unalive with autoplay off you won’t watch any more videos
@Z-Twinturbo
@Z-Twinturbo Год назад
this checks out 🧐
@bradeneder7199
@bradeneder7199 Год назад
also bowling balls do that often where they bounce out of the gutter but most of the time it just get the pin all the way on the left or right
@nyxedeggs4974
@nyxedeggs4974 Год назад
4:15 it is in fact a crocodile, you can tell when it turns to leave the snout is more narrow. it’s also more green though that might just be because of the camera
@tux75
@tux75 Год назад
I love seeing editors in videos like these, just adds to the humour of it and gives an insight into the process and who's helping out to make these videos great
@gourmetfuckingfruitgels
@gourmetfuckingfruitgels Год назад
Is this copied?
@derbackalacker2824
@derbackalacker2824 Год назад
@@gourmetfuckingfruitgels yes I saw this on another video
@fourdogs4eva
@fourdogs4eva Год назад
G'day :) It's 100% a Crocodile. It happened here, in Australia at a local pub. The pub owner thought the croc was getting a little too close for comfort. Cheers :)
@molgilifton1615
@molgilifton1615 Год назад
idk if anyone noticed this but the pic at 9:42 reminds me of that one episode on The a Amazing World of Gumball when Gumball's dad Richard held up his finger and lightning struck behind the fam which seems pretty funny to me
@renagade3985
@renagade3985 Год назад
The thing that fell though the Crack in the elevator scene was a thing of tiles, and those are expensive, so I can only imagine how pissed the people are. It made me laugh for a good minute.
@japbstudios
@japbstudios Год назад
4:30 Ah! It's me and random animal knowledge time! I didn't get to tell my bonding with a Raccoon story from the intro, so I'll leave you with this! A Alligator jaw is long, and narrows as it goes out, you could say, "it's shaped like an A". A Crocodile jaw, is more even and is curved at the front, you could say, "it's shaped like a C". Ya know, A for alligator, C for crocodile?
@micahphilson
@micahphilson Год назад
_smacks alligator with a frying pan_ "Never tell me the odds!" I'm a bit lost on why that one was so amazing.
@Splintz246
@Splintz246 Год назад
Actually it's not an alligator it's a crocodile
@medusathedecepticon
@medusathedecepticon Год назад
I guess because most people wouldn't even think of smacking one with a frying pan, let alone successfully managing to scare it away
@micahphilson
@micahphilson Год назад
@@medusathedecepticon I mean, there are videos of cats bopping a gator on the nose and it going away. They're not always that aggressive, they're even called swamp puppies. A pan kind of seems overkill to me.
@DancingAngelOfSpira
@DancingAngelOfSpira Год назад
@@medusathedecepticon I mean... it was just south of Darwin, so it wasn't that surprising. She wasn't even that big. The man in the video was pretty chill about it too XD
@nothingrhymeswithorange5294
That axe clip reminded me of one time at boy scout camp, there was an axe throwing range, but the targets were slabs of a rotted tree trunk, I threw an axe and the handle got stuck in the bullseye.
@enigmabureau
@enigmabureau Год назад
You had an axe throwing range? We just went to an island and started tossing them. Then again we had very little adult supervision...
@durratulaishah3703
@durratulaishah3703 Год назад
Mission failed successfully
@danielclaw
@danielclaw Год назад
That one were the guy did a wand thing and lighten strikes afterwards was the funniest one to me! He and is friend filming could not planed or timed it just right like that.
@astraamarante6233
@astraamarante6233 3 месяца назад
4:00 - Late and probably pointless, but crocodile. Differences between crocs and gators Crocs: Green-ish, thinner mouth - V, closed mouth shows teeth both going up and going down Gators: Blue-ish, thicker mouth - U, closed mouth only shows teeth pointing down
@peterjusztin7177
@peterjusztin7177 Год назад
For the intro part it reminds me: "You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out the corner of your eyes you spot him...(whispering) Shia LaBeouf"
@trenedyallen3578
@trenedyallen3578 Год назад
For the croc vs. Gator distinction just remember: -Crocs have noses that make an "A" -Alligators have a nose that makes a "C" Because names
@tuckergoodin7684
@tuckergoodin7684 Год назад
Or you can use U and V Ulligator and Vrocodile
@moistsquish
@moistsquish Год назад
Lmao are u serious why woukd they do that 😅
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube Год назад
@@moistsquish - You're not too sharp, are you? 😂
@erinbrooks5026
@erinbrooks5026 Год назад
My mom told me “American alligator/ Nile crocodile”
@LHyoutube
@LHyoutube Год назад
@@erinbrooks5026 - Valid but limited, if she never considered Australia 😛
@kaydencebebee1517
@kaydencebebee1517 Год назад
When Jack was coughing and the cough that you could probably hear in outer space perfectly got cut off by an ad as I was watching this
@noahedwards7871
@noahedwards7871 Год назад
Jack: what are the odds of me making a great intro Me: top of the morning to ya
@ComradeNicky
@ComradeNicky Год назад
Jack earlier: "Everything on the internet is real!" Jack right now: "My brain can't handle it and everything on the internet is fake"
@derpydqelinuent
@derpydqelinuent Год назад
@kamfours04 lol haha so funny 🗿
@Jordi_NL
@Jordi_NL Год назад
@@derpydqelinuent Don't bother replying to a spambot. Just downvote and report them.
@timothycestone9314
@timothycestone9314 Год назад
4:00 that cut from celebrating about a soccer save to beating a crocigator comedy gold great editing!
@morii1412
@morii1412 Год назад
I laughed through this entire thing. Seàn had me laughing. Nothing else did.
@fireruby1882
@fireruby1882 Год назад
LOLLL😭the whole bit about the internet had me dying
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