New Girl - Schmidt vs. Nick (Man, did you use my conditioner?!) 

Nobody can say in an aggressive manner “THEN WHY DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK SO BABY SOFT!” like Schmidt.

It's funny how Schmidt can notice that Nick used his conditioner, but he doesn't immediately notice that the fridge is missing.

"Lotus berry relax! Lotus berry relax!" I love Schmidt

These two, I swear, are two of the best tv characters EVER.

I love how Schmidt is ready to throw down and then immediately runs away 🤣🤣

Then why does your hair look so baby soft!!!! Classic.

Schmidt: “I’m squeezing it out of your hair!” Nick: “think about what you’re doing!”

This is hilarious and what makes it better is Nick's line "think about what you're doing right now" when Schmidt is attempting to squeeze the conditioner out of his hair is improv from Jake.

These two are great together. They steal the show!

HOW DID THEY KEEP STRAIGHT FACES

Wanna get your hands dirty? YEAH MAN! Then he runs away lmao Schmidt

Their anger outburst scenes are always the funniest lol

hands down best couple on tv

I love how enthusiastic and angry was Schmidt but then he just runs 😂 LOVE THEM

Schmidt is right, though: the conditioner is for moisture; the shampoo is for cleansing your scalp. Unless you have curly or coily hair (type 3-4), you have no business not using shampoo when you wash your hair.

"I'm squeezing it out of your hair" ;))))

The gasp and face Schmidt makes after Nick says he used his conditioner gets me every time 😂😅

There should be way more comments for this video...it's too funny

Talk about a real Schmidt-Show...

Nick: I ran out of shampoo and used your conditioner Schmidt: 😯

All of my favorite scenes of this show are from them arguing with each other

LMFAO I SWEAR EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS SCENE I ALMOST CRY OF LAUGHING Schmidt’s the best “then why does your hair look so baby soft!!!”

I love how it cuts as he's running away lmao

Nick’s ‘Stop squeezing it out of hair’ line is underrated as an incredibly accurate display of seriousness in an otherwise hilarious situation.

0:43 WHY DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK SO BABY SOFT?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

this is prime schmidt

:44 the moment I fell in love with this show.

Schmidt is too funny! 😂

I'm not sure how you would get back conditioner AFTER someone uses it, but I feel like what Schmidt did was NOT the right way to do it.

Stop squeezing it out of my hair just love the anger of nick

Just finished new girl in 2021. Awesome show

These scenes are always the best. They crack me up bc of how ridiculous they are 😂

The perfect cut doesn't exi-

These two guys are so great. Great TV characters.

Cut out the best line: "who are you going to hire to fight me boy!"

0:48 woaah

LOTUS BERRY RELAX!

perfect cut

Wow, a normal-sized bottle costs about $35. I'd be pissed too

How did Schmidt not notice the fridge and couch were missing in the living room

I wonder how many takes he takes for these king of lines lmao. I don't think I can even keep a straight face on with those!

Nick improvised the line “think about what your doing right now”😂

“Scott Caan is speaking” 😂😂😂

Oh my god, the cut is perfect

The acting is immaculate

Max greenfield is so hilarious

Are these products that Schmidt mentions like his “lotus berry relax conditioner” real? Or made up for the sake of making him sound pretentious. Like his hair chutney. Because honestly? As ridiculous as it sounds I’m really curious what lotus berry relax smells like lol

I cannot believe I’m going to say this, but I’m on Schmidt’s side about the conditioner.

Whenever this pops up in my recommended i have to watch it.

The Nick versus Schmidt was ine if the funniest

That's Schmidt I know lol

"These are the first moments of what is happening right now"

I love them sm

They are like siblings

Good cut at the ending 😄

Schmidt ran because Nick is legit crazy

lMAO THE ENDING🤣 peep the very last second

Best Lotus Berry Relax ad ever 😅😂🤣

Schmidt + Nick = The Odd Couple

He's from the street of Chicago... dangerous man

I love this duo hahahhaa

Using (the right) conditioner instead of shampoo can actually be beneficial! It cleansed still but is much less aggressive :)

Love this show

Schmidt would wrestle Winston but not Nick.

YOU USED IT AS SHAMPOO?

Okay, this freaks me out a bit. I've never searched for new girl, I've never watched new girl. But... Clips are in my recommended all of a sudden. On the other recent change, my brother suggested I watch new girl and I discussed starting it with my wife. ...implication being that the Google Home devices, and our phones, heard some if what we were saying. I'm not saying correlation = causation, but it is quite a coincidence.

Scott Caan is speaking!

0:43 😂😂😂

I ran out of shampoo so I used your conditioner

Claaaaassic👌🙌

WHY DOES YOUR HAIR LOOK SO BABY SOFT??

Why does your hair look so baby soft

0:30 - 1:07 Love this part 😂😂😂😂😂

what episode and season

Who but Elizabeth Meriwether could turn "poor" into a noun?

That cut was perfect hahahahahahahaha

Cut away before the best part!

WHYS YOUR HAIR SO BABY SAWFTTTT?!

Are these guys brothers?

Your cookie my cookie

Nah, but do you actually know how much that stuff costs?

Why you hair look so baby soft lol

1:02 angry nick is the 2nd hottest kind of nick next to sweet nick

1:04 I know it's suppose to be funny but his face looks real.

Max greenfield and Jake Johnson fight

This is one of the only times we hear Schmidt mad without that weird and funny gay accent. (Sorry if I offend anyone.)

give it back hahah

I mean... Nick Wasn't wrong. You can cowash your hair and use conditioner only.... At least for black people ☺

😂😂😂

ايش

These are both tremendous lead characters. I hope there's no other feminist mouthpiece guised as the titular character to ruin the chemistry.

This is such BS. Funny though.