"Look son, maybe it ain't got that 'new car smell', but at least ya know it handles right and won't break down on ya. Shoot, we've even taken it 'round the block a few times just ta test it out fer ya. And hey, better ya spend a little on a used model _now,_ and git used ta all the road hazards, than shell out fer the _expensive_ ones that'll just leave ya in the dust first time that 'check engine' light pops on."
It sets expectations, if she expects a mosquito your perfectly normal 6" looks like a footlong. If you tell her that you are hung like a horse your 6" looks like a Vienna sausage. His buy in is the tongue action, and the bet is that she will figure that only a well hung man would be confident enough to joke about his own pecker.
That was my thinking too. My daughter dated a boy for a sec that wouldnt get within 20 ft of me at the store. She dumped him a week later cause i was making so much fun of the boy.
@@wtfreed7576sounds more of a you problem than a him. Honestly seems like a case of tell dad we broke up and stay with them behind your back. Making fun of a kid for being a little scared to meet you, shows more about your character than it does his and yours ain't to good.
@matthewhulsey4702 He probably wants to make sure his daughter dates a man who can defeat him in hand to hand, out wrestle a gator *and* a bear, disassemble and then reassemble a pump action shotgun *and* a bolt action rifle at the same time, and quote the best of the Stoics while also mixing it up with Aquinas, while *also* benching 400lb- 20 reps of 10, after running a 5 minute mile after a 30 mile march with a 90 lb ruck... Just like him... Which would be weird for a father to want his daughter to date a man just like him... Or... Maybe I'm wrong and he's simply being protective...
As a female who worked construction in my young days I've heard some pickup lines. This is for Ricky I got the F the C and the K now all I need is U. For Roscoe can I take you out for a lamb dinner, have you ever had a lamb dinner it's a 6pk and piece of ewe-pronounced you an adult female lamb. Love the skits keep up the good work
"Get her out of that lifestyle"... you'll never turn a lady of the night into a wife. Common sense is decision making... and thinking multiple steps ahead in the most likely scenario. Red flags are warning signs... when your coworkers are telling you and you ignore, you deserve the being taken to the cleaners in divorce court (never start a relationship with anyone who is rewarded for breaking the terms). The only way to start a relationship is finding out both have the same core values. A bar has got to be the worst place to meet someone to start a relationship.
^^^ Listen to him, he's right. I know from experience with the whole Captain save-a-hoe, "S" on your chest, "I can save her", and it doesnt work. You cant save people and they will not change when what they are doing keeps on working for them. They have to go through that near-death experience, jail time, or whatever bad thing it takes before they will ever change. They are NOT your problem.
Piss funny as usual!! 😂😂. Of all the pick up lines I’ve come across, most being a play on words, it’s a simple one I’d recommend for the new guy. Walk up to a girl, engage in a short exchange of pleasantries, then with a confident yet serious expression say, ‘Grab your coat, you’ve pulled.’ 😎💪🏼
My mother raised me to be a gentleman. Thing is women don't like gentlemen anymore and I'm naturally a nice person and find it hard to be an asshole. Long story short I've been single for 7 years lol my dog is my precious platonic partner.
Ooff. Yea, I was in the service in Germany. The local um service member house, had 2 employees. and One of the guys in my unit married one of them. He was so happy.
Well her "Daddy" is right there and sounds like he gave you permission to take her out anytime except Thursdays!! wow, nice how things came together like this...
Oh sh*t you said pickup line. I thought you meant pickup truck line... Lol Do the Tesla cybertruck for the new guys work truck😂 and yeah Ricky's line is pretty good
It's funny that dudes think they're ballers for going to get hustled. Look they know what they're doing in the bedroom but their issues exceed your experience society did not lie about that part. Also if you're not looking for a manipulative woman don't look there.
Fun fact. 95% of strippers are not whores. That said, every stripper knows one who turns tricks from time to time. Just be nice and ask. Also, you pay a finders fee.
