New Mario Maker 

this might've been a free product but the lego mario staring at me from the corner of my room comes with a cost

“Time to jump up in the air, don’t turn around cause I’ll be there.” Me: 🌝 🌕

3:05 Failboat: if we're gonna be doing surgery, we gotta do it the right way. Also Failboat: *holds a kitchen knife*

Whatever you do, don't let him run out of batteries. *Or else you will regret it*

Video: *Opens with Failplush falling off, while screaming dame da ne.* Me: *Oh we’re in for a trip aren’t we?*

“My man is bald and naked.” Ah yes, because if you do not wear a hat, you are legally bald.

The problem: Mario is too good, happy, and wholesome for this world The solution: turn him off

Panga is getting ready to make literal Lego Mario KAIZO right now

13:45 "Mario gets a divorce and goes home.." Mario: Here we-

“He doesn’t like the fire.” Ya don’t say.

When they said L is real, they weren't talking about Luigi... they were talking about Lego Mario holy void termina what is with these likes

"god, i love being stupid" couldn't agree more there

“In order to give him power, you have to take off his pants, man I don’t like where I have to put this screwdriver” -Failboat 2020

Everyone: i am going to make this as in the instructions. Failboat: cripple bowser jr, hot chicken and water water with glass on it is perfect

good quotes: "Don't waste food." "My man looks like a PEZ dispenser!" "Okay so... 'In order to give him power, you have to take off his pants.' Oh, I don't like where I'm gonna insert this screwdriver..." "J-Jump up in the air... Jump without a care... *Don't turn around or I'll be there...*" "Imma tired." "I'm sure you are Mario, but you're also *DEAD*." Also this is the greatest fanfic I ever read liek if u cri evertim didnt expect to get this many likes lol SUGGESTED QUOTES: “we got part of the world and Mario’s pants” “Why am I an idiot” "My Man Is Bald And Naked!" "Emphasis on the creep." "Man! This guy looks like a dang Funko POP!" "But most importantly... some AAA batteries." " is this pee water? " “dame me na ne” "Oh it looks at you no matter what direction" "the level's stuck in his neck" Thank you for 400 👍's!

Failboat: “My Man Looks Like A Pez Dispenser” Me: *Literally Dying Of Laughter*

"Is this piss water?" My dude, my guy... That's just sand...

Failboat: *slams the box down* Lil’ failure: dame da ne Also lil’ failure: I’M BACK BOI

“Stay still Mario, stay still. I will bring out the duct tape, stop moving.” *Should I be worried about this?*

"Mario is real, or is he...?" Sounds like Vsauce.

“In order to give him power you must take off his pants” Failboat 1/11/2020

When Mario is off he’s just a creepy husk, but when he’s on it’s like someone else’s soul is trapped inside from how unnatural it looks.

‘Puts on mask’ “If we are doing surgery we are doing it the right way” *P R O C E E D S T O P U L L O U T K N I F E*

13:42 look at mario here. his face has an expression of, "what have i done"

4:25 "Don't turn around right now cause' I'll be there" *There's a window behind me*

Failboat:”so to give him power u need to take off his pants” Me: *literally dieing of laughter*

12:20 The greates anime ever!1! 5/5 would recommend Great adventure, Epic fight scenes, Unexpected plot twists, Heart warmming love story, And side characters back story. (Oh shot it righmed)

I wanted to send a creative comment but you disabled gamemode1

Virgin: Sand Chad Failboat: *P I S S W A T E R*

Failboat: super Mario is real Failboat plush: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

Dame da ne at the start just made my day

“I love being stupid” And that’s why we love you.

“The level is stuck in his neck...” WHO SAYS THAT!? XD

"If we're gonna be doing surgery we gotta do it the right way." *grabs knife*

"MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER" -Daniel/Failboat - 20/09/06

"My man is bald and naked" Why did this thought go through your head boat? WHY

"there now married with 3 kids on the way" *who’s pregnant ?*

We're just watching a grown man playing with Lego, I like it.

3:40 Failboat: But most importantly.. some *AAA* batteries..

My carpet is red, so whenever he touches the carpet, he dies.

Did anybody else realize how Mario blinks? He doesn’t, his pupils and iris just flatten.

"In order to give him power, you have to take of his pants..." -Failboat 2020

im scared. and uh why did lego ruin my childhood...

Theres a low chance of getting killed by Mario while turned off.. *B U T N E V E R Z E R O* Edit: I don’t know why I made this.

Alternate title: Grown man plays with LEGO's for 14 minutes

Me: clicks notification Sound waves emanating from the video: *Dame Da Ne* Me: oh boy, this’ll be good

11:33 I FREAKING CHOKED, DUDE OH MY GOD LMAOOOOOOOOO

"Is That Piss water?" - Failboat 2020

fail: "If were going to do surgery, we're going to do it the righ-" youtube: *AD*

"My man is bald and naked!" - Dan 'Failboat' 2020

0:04 no.... is that a...... MR BEHEMOTH SCREAMITH PLUSH!?!?!?!? (on the right)

Angry Bowser jr with a shelmet isn't real, he can't hurt you. Angry Bowser jr with a shelmet: 11:38

Nobody: Fail plush: B Y E B Y E

Me when I get my finger stuck in something: 8:16

*I don’t like where I’m gonna have to insert this screwdriver*

We just going to ignore the “dame da ne” at the beginning?

"My man looking like a PEZ dispenser" Me: *is die from on laugh*

Mario: " DON'T TURN AROUND RIGHT NOw cuZ I'LL be TheeRe" Me: *turns around* Also me: * now screaming as I'M BEING stabbed on the floor*

No one: Failure with knife: OO OW IM AN ACTUAL CHILD!

"I love being stupid"-failboat 2020

4:51 *EEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* 6:39 Kirby: Poyo Lego mario: oof 8:24 Mario beats a screaming chicken and beats the level 9:00 Who is hotter? Screaming chicken or failboat 11:50 bowser jr has a little friend in store *CHICKEN GUN* Another victory for bowser jr thanks for wonderful *chicken gun* 9:43 What's a Mario level **afk :v** **mushrooms appear** Without the power ups *get nice B I G mario* 4:20 *I t s t i m e t o j u m p I n t h e a i r* *j u m p u p w i t h o u t a c a r e* *d o n t t u r n a r o u n d b e c a u s e i b e* *t h e i r*

“If we’re gonna be doing surgery, we gotta do it the right way.” *_With an actual knife._*

I love the genuine fear in that 'Oh No' after he put the goal in the rubber chicken.

mario has come to the real world to complete his mission.

I can't believe Failboat leaked the next mainline 3D Mario game at the end of this video

8:33 “15 seconds!” BONK BONK BONK BONK

"Mario has Shrek ears!" Mario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY KINGDOM

this in a nutshell: SUPER MARIO ON DRUGS

amazing how you can still make a smug face from lego Mario's crisp, LED eyes

"Still gonna stab it" Fail boat 2020

Ah, Failboat with a knife. This doesn’t seem dangerous at all.

6:12: Me after a roller coaster ride.

it’s time to jump up in the air jump up without a care don’t turn around right now ‘cause *i ‘ l l b e t h e r e*

"We got, I guess like part of the world and Mario's pants." -Failboat, 2020

4:52 I just love the screaming

Alt title: Cooking a chicken but I’m using Mario

"IT BLINKS AND LOOKS AT YOU" *AND THAT IS WHY I AM NEVER GETTING A LEGO MARIO*

I love that even something in the background has some kind of edit. I'm referring to the fail plush falling at the start with the "dame da ne" 3:17 Also I love how he just smacks the battery on Mario like a toddler

Failboat with knife: I’m an actual child Me: what type of childhood did you have?!

6:19 “ *Mario wants to know your location* “

Fail’s struggle sound: EH

“Water water, dreamt up by the RU-vidr Failboat, Will save humanity!”

"my man looks like a PEZ dispenser" never have i heard a better insult in my life

I'm a tire 7:09

“TAKE IT LITERALLY MARIO, REALLY GET IN THERE-“

"Bowser Jr. has a friend in store" **pulls out a gun**

How kids get fun with Lego Mario: *kidding* How adults get fun with Lego:

I wonder what the speed running community will think of failboats level

8:09 this is like when my younger sibling tried to sail a boat in the toilet until she flushed it making it go down the drain which caused her to have so much regret

"if we want to do surgery we need to do it the right way" *_daniel says as he pulls out a kitchen knife_*

But most importantly, some AAA batteries Edit : Get failboat to 1 million subs

4:50 Kirby: *"screams of pain"* Failboat: *this is fine*

"if we are going to do surgery, we are going to do it right." *pulls out knife* *ad starts*, I think I have been saved

0:20 Fail, god please don’t let him know that there are knives in your house, please I don’t want what happened to me to happen to you Wha-! Mario, what are you doing here!? Who am I talking to? NOBODY! Fail god, please help us don’t leave him alone, N- NO!!!

THE PROBLEM: THOUSANDS OF UNBOXING CHANNELS MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THE SOLUTION: *BECOME ONE OURSELVES*

8:18 “oh no” 8:10 *Totally Intense Music

"In order to give him power, you have to take off his pants" I am very scared.

ryan's toy review got nothin' against him

"It opens like this, god i am a child" I hate to break it to you, but you opened it upside-down.

"I brought the knife for nothing and it just feels like- Don't waste food." The knife is not food! Do not eat knives! That is very bad for your health!