Nick Mullen Rambles to Himself For 16 Minutes 

This is gonna be Nick in 15 years. Homeless and gay on the streets of New York. Talking into a dead rat in Washington Square Park, collecting 500,000 a month on Patreon.

This is like a Bob Dylan song: Totally unintelligible at first, but slowly revealing a hidden truth with every listen, a new revelation every time.

so this is what being Nick's therapist is like

"The planes going into the towers is mark maron pressing record for the first time"

the fact he realized he's spouting nonsense at one point then goes right back into the rabbit hole is just why I love nick. The ADHD King

Some call it improv, others call it Schizoaffective Disorder

I feel like I am being radicalised, but in a stupid way

Every time nick made a joke i watied to hear stav laughing his ass off and felt empty when there was silence

Best white noise I've found in a while

This is literally some of the greatest work of our generation. Nick is a genius.

I swear it's different every time I listen

this is why solo radio hosts are built different. its crazy that chris colinsworth can do a 2 hour radio show everyday alone.

This is proof that Nick could be the sole member of the podcast and it would not suffer.

Referring to the special olympics as "the races" is awesome

I need nick to do livestreams where he does this for a solid 30 minutes

The signs were there and we did nothing.

I want an episode of the AFS to be this.. like Adam isn’t there for 95% of the episode and it’s Nick, ranting and ultimately destroying a part of their set. Until Adam walks in with a hotass jacket/clothes. Then last 10 minutes is like, “what’s up?” Edit: So, it turns out they decided to do the opposite, with just Adam. And honestly.. It was fuckin A+ choice.

one of my all time favorite bits to fall asleep to, Nick having a schizo crisis is just so soothing

I like to think adam was just listening to this while strolling through the city picking out the gayest outfit

One of the great introspective rambles.

I listen to this every couple of weeks . its so simple yet haunting ...

“Lubricating my chin with every sentence and I need candy to live” - that ain’t Down syndrome, that’s just bein’ STAV

Tbf nick does not wait for feedback from Adam or Stov; he just barrels his points/jokes on through

wow no comments genuinely felt gay listening to this alone

legitimately one of my favourite bits

Me taking a kratom shit for 25 mins, ranting to my cat

It's literally the best the podcast ever has been or will be

Its like book-funny

"You know, people probably hate this - but this is very funny to me" (stifled laughter)

In time, this will be appreciated for the work of art that it is.

"people probably hate this but it's very funny to me" yeah I feel that way all the time

I could listen to nick ranting for hours

Lubricating my chin with every sentence🤣🤣

"At the [R] olympics" 😂 lmaooo nick rules

I really wanted him to get into it about things the Midwest thinks in unique to them

How do I know when to laugh if Stavy isn't providing a laugh track?

He was really gaining momentum with the Garrison Keillor bit

Why haven't any of the other clip channels uploaded this? if they have I can't find it

This is such a great excerpt. It helps me today.

POV: Nicks therapist

Naw Nick you want the fatties. Energy-dense food is the name of the game when it comes to starvation. One gram of fat contains 9 kilocalories of energy vs protein or carbohydrates which a gram of either only contain 4 calories.

I could listen to this. Get rid of that guy that can't stop laughing.

Dude is absolutely unhinged and it's amazing

stav ate six buckets of fried chicken and thinks he got bird flu

This man is unironically a genius

Nick clearing his throat to get that sweet drip from the fat rails of dog food her-onn

this is how i would talk if i was on a seriously long bender but Nick is just like this naturally. what does that mean for me?

This is peak Nick

I like his loneliness

"I can fix him ❤"

insane that every single time I hear nick speak im guaranteed to be laughing within the first 5 seconds

This clip fills me with a deep yet ephemeral longing.

This is 100% confirmation that I should not start my own podcast.

This is the best stream of consciousness I've ever heard

loved adam's contribution to this one

Nick's shoulders must hurt from having to hold up the brunt of the podcast

1:20 ah yes, that mirror

Nick is the new Garrison Keillor.

For some reason after the 1000's of hours of standup and podcasts I've taken in "we can even change the name of Amazon to the Amazon Redskins" stays with me.

“Hey what’s going on, it’s Nick Mullen, and this is the Thursday Afternoon Just Before Friday I’m Gay Morning Podcast! For THURSDAY…July 30th 2020.”

Alternate title: “Schizophrenic man waits for his meds to wear off so his friends finally return, in the mean time, he talks to himself”

The thing like about Nick solo is the synergy.

This rules so fucking hard

It’s letting your mind wander out loud. People calling it schizophrenia are trying to give themselves a personality

My favourite morrowind NPC

This reminds me of Louie CK hosting alone on the the Opie and Anthony show. Both hilarious and awkward

"We can change the name of Amazon to the Amazon Redskins" -Nicholas Mullen

Hell yeah dude

this is art

i like to think the skyrim room is adams apartment

New slideshow channel? Hell yeah dude, get fucked Ian

This is probably the worst ever segment of the podcast and I love it

honestly this is one of the funniest shit things i’ve ever listened to

60 seconds in and this sounds like me on the way to work to murder all my coworkers. Allegedly. 🤷🏻‍♂️

an epic legendary gentleperson

"The cultural version of 9/11 was the invention of podcasts." Also what is the tavern background from? Also I'm gay.

4:55 The Bill Burr image 😂

it kinda works

Nick mullen legend

As a side note, anyone think the Jeff bezos pic looks like blue collar Elmer Fudd?

N PR

Adam dog is cute

This mf spitting

I like Mark Twain, he holds up, especially some of the n word stuff

how cumtown is meant to be

when he says i would filet the gayest guy you know he means felate too easy I hope nick reads this

what ep is this?

He would like northernlion

4:22 aw isis is so cute i'm gay

Tim Dillon and Alex Jones... 2 people crazy and good enough to do it alone.

Where he went hard

Yes

This sounds like being lonely……….N……..Gay…….

this is some peter caine levels of schizophrenia. does anyone know if nick knows peter? he'd love him

not gonna lie i started listening to cumtown from watching stavs standup but every single episode nick kinda runs circles around everybody anyway. also i like mark twain alot but everything he said about him be gay book funny but not laugh out load funny sticks. also i've thought about this alot for some reason, and all the best steak/meat has a pretty good mix of muscle and fat. so like kevin james, stavros, anyone with some chub but also a solid amount of muscle to back it up would be my prime picks. i happen to agree with nick alot right here and maybe i'm mentally ill or maybe i'm just gay idk

Tim Dillon is the best solo podcaster in the game

this is just bill burr's podcast except made by a gay new yorker

I would eat a gay man who regularly goes on juice cleanses and likes fruit.

Chainmail nick is his WORST LOOK

This is the audio Mona Lisa