The RoastMasters 8.9.16: Nick Mullen vs. Stavros Halkias 

That was the best joke, but "Nick looks dressed for a glory hole at an autoparts store" was my second favorite line.

@@underthetrees4780 that insane too. wow these boys are good, I hope they start a podcast because they could easily make $100,000+ a month

Best line forsure

It was great but he could of set up the joke to let the audience know that Stavros is Greek.

@@Mrkevi123 only dumb people don't know stavros halkias isn't a Greek name lol it's as Greek as it gets

Ha!

He had that fight with his dad that one time too.

Can confirm I dropped my cock on it

@@jamesbrincefield9879 Yeah he had a food fight with his dad

Dude, he needs to get his life in order before he can focus on the gym. Don’t you know he has to record a 2 hour podcast once a week? Have a heart…

I wanted to thumb this comment up, but saw it already had 69 likes. Nice.

impossiblemission4ce it now has 96 which is basically the same thing so let’s keep it there

@@rentonshill561 it now has 114, which means it needs slightly over three hundred more

That doesn't sound like Nick

He definitely is

So gay and little

I've watched this a few times and until I read this I'd never noticed, but now it's all I can hear.

You're a Saint

You'd love his podcast

yEaH hAHA

Hell yeah dude

Id say 3/4 easy....

He's 7/8ths of the podcast and that's including adam

Right?

Good idea. Throw in a gay Jewish dude for good measure.

I know, and they could call it something gay, like "Semen City" or some shit.

TheRuffington nah nah nah nah nah **old black man voice**

HURRRHURRRHURRR

😂the whole end part thats all hes thinking

hes got that thousand island stare going.

Also.. he has to “coke shit” I’d bet hard money on that’s why he was extra jittery cause the doodoo dropping hard that the coke did 5 minutes ago. 😂 hate when I rail a line and drive home then I’m literally prairie dogging hitting the speed bumps in my house division

Don’t we all...

@@73THUNDERDOME73 or when you havent even picked up yet, but your guys on the way, and you have to suddenly shit in anticipation.

what they should’ve done

yeah, its called Cumtown

That's the only thing better

why did you have to point that out now all I hear is the bug

hes also dying at having to hear "1 half of cum town" without being able to butt in to correct the record

@@thejswzz bugs don't count as people

@@misterscallop9849 theyre called bug people for a reason.

@@PolumbiusTheThird hahahahahahahaha

Lol the callback. Nice

@@Terror187D it's more of a reference than a callback. Trust me, I'm gay

He's on coke

@@lenonel3286 i trust in your powers

@@Enzombie coke is on nick

Doubt

Cap

Ian Fink oh wow u r black so I can trust u

Why are you black

Yeah, I'm thinking I'm black

Maybe someone really gay

someone really gay and...maybe likes to haggle?

Hmm maybe he should have a big nose too? And a little hat?

Hey Adam does .. stuff

Maybe have the third guy shit his pants occasionally

He needs to use the wall to help support his massive weight.

That stance is called the Louis CK

stavs hand awkwardly grazing nick's back walls

Fat guy on a small stage. That's why Louis does it too.

he's just making sure there's enough space

@@stavrosmayakofsky1915 no Adam is negative 10 pounds, therefore one half being true

@@stavrosmayakofsky1915 true but he was a “guest” at the time, you can hear him giggling while recording.

This was back when it was just them two. Not a true fan

@@alexorozco6120 what the first episode? How dare you accuse me of not being a true fan. Im gay

@@alexorozco6120 wait, it was actually just the two of them at one point?

Had me fartin in the club

Diabetes

I’m late to the party but that’s the one that got me

namedidii dude he hurt his foot give him a break

Connor L lol 😂

Still fat and gay

@@joshualykins8730 still fat and gay

Hes gonna be so ripped soon

*so homo

Lmao its because he was coked out

Orlando murillo yes I’m Italian and my name is Dicklesshomo

his classic move, coked up fidgeting on stage, relatable

It almost makes me want to kiss him on his delicious lips, im not gay though

Loud as shit...

Happy Adam Laugh is good.

I don’t think that’s him. There’s no throaty frog sounds

davick1 could’ve been emergency bong hit transplant instead of last minute

it really is. cumtown 2018

@@HackBennys how this comment doesn't have infinite likes baffles my face...

Yeah its called conversation

Chris Kolar norm

Chris Kolar it's called a brain war you fucking moron

Aaron is technically the Cumtoen intern.

Bugs don’t count

nah but fr i dont think he was officially on the show at this date

@@FD_and_B youre right. Adam came later.

They mean in terms of body mass.

Chris H he had done too much blow

Caring about stuff isn't cool

It's a roast battle. And even the best comedians still bring a notebook to the stage when working out their material

A lot of the times with roast battles u only get a week to write the joke and its the first and only time performing them so what's the point in memorising

@@ilikespacedinosaurs nice aphex pfp

I think you missed the joke......

I'm gay

@@T_D_B_I think I’m gay

Eat your words. Adam is center left superstar

Nick Mullen is half of the Adam Friedland show and Stavros is the other half

holy fuckin hell

tourettes?

@@monkeeandroid5670 cocaine?

Oh damn absolutely cocaine

lookin like a yung charles manson

I thought it was Obama

He did it for family.

Sonny grounding

A lot of Cumtown fans worship Nick, and though he’s such a phenomenal comedian, Stav is also very funny and has plenty of moments all his own. Hate when people dont put any respect on Stav

@@DoctorCyan too many cumtown fans are unironically gay for Nick

Comedy Central is a worthless propaganda outlet now

Fash catchem

only uses N-balls

I think its diddy kong

I'm pretty sure Stav had a notepad there with jokes on it.

Notepad > phone on stage@@wilaustu

Nick is the anthony in this situation. Stav is the Jimmy and we all know who Adam is.. also I'm gay

Facts

Wait…..wait……..I’m not done

Nick is literally scrolling through his phone to read all of his jokes

While 100% true Vos will always be a legend

Popular gay autistic podcaster Nick Mullen seen to be operating under the pseudonym Joseph S

You are saying Luis J Gomez is over 6'3"? He's shorter than Frankie Muñiz - the white Puerto Rican in the Middle.

Those are double wide bricks. He's 3'1"

Yeah diet coke

Like why wouldnt he?

i mean, yeah

Of the closet?

@@moseisleyblues8492 wait, did he finally come out for fucking all those men?

Well Adam is a bug so...

He looked at each individual thing and person in the room 6x in the span of 30 seconds 😂

The constant wiping of the nose to make sure the coke snot isnt running down his face

@@HitRockBoglimomg you got me laughing on that one holy shit

He’s in the Top 5000

Along with cushbomb n byyourlogic

I think he COULD be, but he just doesnt care. Comedy is better than subwau esp if ur ADD podcast somehow brings in 50k a mo. Hes like bart. Too beautiful for this world. Not stav and adam tho. Theyve peaked

The moustache is how i know he doesnt care. He knows its stupid, its on his face and its prolly a lil game for him. Can i get laid w this dumb stache, and prolly so and im sure it bothers him bc hes fuckin weird. The kind of weird that gets laid tho

Top 1Million at best

How has he squandered all the opportunities in his career

Yes. I can't stop laughing about that.

Like the end of revenge of the sith 😭

m^^gay

So does that make Nick like Ted Williams?