Nikki Glaser - The Best Time To Have a Baby

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#NikkiGlaser on not feeling like an adult, why she says her favourite book is the Bible, and the reason she's going to go the surrogacy route when she has a baby.
#NikkiGlaserStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec in 2014.
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@tinmvn 5 лет назад

“Here, try again.” Had me rolling.

@albertperez1 4 года назад

She bodied this. She plays with stereotypes in a subtle way. She's a virtuoso. She never breaks character. She's one of the Greats.

@Eyedonutno 3 года назад

Lies. Deception.

@samrivers2419 2 года назад

she is trash and uses sexuality as her entire schtick. weak.

@chrisharder4854 2 года назад

True Gemini

@chrisharder4854 2 года назад

@@samrivers2419 is that why you love her? 😁😊😉

@samrivers2419 2 года назад

@@chrisharder4854 I think she's complete trash, and I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes watching... hoping it would get better.

@robertsiemon410 5 лет назад

"Could you just tell everyone. That would be great." Lmao so funny.

@jmcd21182 4 года назад

I'ma need some proof 😉😐

@nathanraymond7525 4 года назад

She’s really smart. The people that are amazing are the ones that make it so easy that it doesn’t look like she’s working hard, but she’s a master.

@coronalight77 2 года назад

Lol what?

@nathanraymond7525 2 года назад

@@coronalight77 nothing ever good comes from responding to someone that just says, “what?”… but here it goes… (Tony Soprano style), to you or Phil or anyone…. (No more Tony, now to old grandfather).. when it comes to people, the fool is the smartest person. It’s the fool that does things because everyone is too afraid to make a mistake. Douglas Quaid was told by Kuato… you are not your memories.. you are what you do!

@gd5208 2 года назад

She has an amazing sense of timing and transitions from joke to joke very smoothly

@Secret_Troilus 3 года назад

Nikki: has an amazing bit about not reading books Also Nikki: *holds a BA in English Literature* LEGEND

@jeffpro8 3 года назад

I know it's so ironic 😂

@diegolarrea7932 3 года назад

there's this bit that John Mulaney did that he didn't read any books in college and graduated with a BA in English lit "they gave me a paper certifying that I read books I didn't read" I wonder how many English Lit majors didn't read the books

@thisisnotwhoyouthinkitis1656 3 года назад

@@diegolarrea7932 I will be graduating in a year and I've read 4 books in the past 2 years. I study spanish AND english lit lol

@JSchroederee 2 года назад

@nnkkla90 Google, you don't even need Cliffs Notes anymore.😆 No disrespect a bachelor's in literature at a reputable school would be very difficult and take a lot of hard work and intelligence, but it does also seem like a degree that you could coast through at a party school too.

@vrfvfdcdvgtre2369 2 года назад

I have read literature, but the Bible prevails, and the liberal tolerants will leave you in your peace, just by doing that. Nikki has graduated in godlessness, so she could become a female bishop in Hollywood, promoting vegan food and abortions.

@EJofLA 2 года назад

"This isn't Quiznos sir"- lmao. Nikki's material and delivery are so brilliant this bit is just as funny the third time around.

@Tommy090888 4 года назад

I've been watching a bit of Anthony Jeselnik lately and when Nikki said "babysitting is like being a mom... But you don't love them," I half expected her to say... So yeah, just like being a mom.

@JazzSongs1234 4 года назад

So this is basically “If Eleanor Shellstrop did stand up.”

@macysowell1427 4 года назад

I'm not the only one!!!!!!

@moyananayakkara3129 4 года назад

Exactly what I was thinking omg!

@janiemkelly 4 года назад

I was just gonna tell my sister that I found a comedian who's the real life Eleanor 😂

@parychahal 6 лет назад

*"are you reading a book because your phone died?"*

@SkepticCat-pz1zz 4 года назад

The Gold

@michaelsshirt8046 4 года назад

That's most modern kids

@Thessaloz 4 года назад

She had a lot of books in her life, its just an act.

@meechp123 4 года назад

“You’re entertained by the written word.” Lmao!

@pretty948 3 года назад

@KungfoKoala When you can read books on your phone and not waste paper. I don't see a problem

@joevigilante2073 2 года назад

She is so underrated. Her comedy routines are always entertaining and funny

@ianbarnes997 6 лет назад

she is hilarious. Stop with the whole "for a woman" thing. She's just funny. that's the end of the story.

@vCREAMZv 5 лет назад

0 funny if your laughing at that your a moron

@lbdeuce 5 лет назад

ian, this comment will not help you attract women. :/

@RJsermon 5 лет назад

Ian's wife uses a strapon

@nofio1946 5 лет назад

I don't know that he was in

@sofakingwhat4798 5 лет назад

No idea Zachary, ask a fake straight man

@uhrich11 4 года назад

I love at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="247">4:07</a> when the lady laughs at the teen pregnancy joke and then immediately looks at the guy she's with to see if he's judging her....come for the jokes, stay for the amateur anthropology lesson you get from the crowd shots.

@Ressuu 3 года назад

"Best time to have a kid is in your teens since you have tons of free time and live your parents" So true, how come I never thought of this?! A missed opportunity! :(

@MIDLEMANDJ 4 года назад

It's like we're synced coz she gives me just enough laugh time before she cracks me up again 😂

@Eyedonutno 3 года назад

Stop lying.

@MrHusseinkassir 3 года назад

Hahahahaha her punch lines are always on point. My favorite comedian

@tanner4214 5 лет назад

*Just once* I’d like to see a Nikki Glaser video without seemingly endless comments comparing her to Amy Schumer in some way

@kevinmacnaughton3413 5 лет назад

Amy shlummer..she has her own zip code.

@SnackPatrol 5 лет назад

It really is getting old. Female comedians these days are some of the most hilarious they've ever been and really shouldn't have their gender mentioned like it even fuckin' matters- Tiffany Hadish, Tammy Pescatelli, Iliza Shlesinger, Ali Wong, Rachel Feinstein, Nikki, - and these are just stand-up acts. There are a million funny comedic actresses as well (Issa Rae, the Broad City duo, Jenny Slate, Rebel Wilson, Nicole Byer etc).

@nowyukno7981 5 лет назад

These idiots dont realize they are helping Amy trend lol they are the reason she's famous. Watching her video just to comment and complain

@Kesslerman1 4 года назад

I hate Amy Schumer and I kinda like Nikki, but they do use the same kinda cheap white girl jokes. Nikki puts it together with a lil more intelligence, and she is hotter too so peeps will naturally like her better, but...tbh I wish Nikki tried to step outside her comfort zone a bit - like yeh you are good at making jokes about your sex life, it works cuz your a hot blonde n you're talking about your tight pussy...but dude she can do better than that cuz literally ALL her jokes use that typa cheap formula and I just feel like she could do better than that. I'd be pretty disappointed if I was her father lol like I mean seriously it's her own fault for being compared to Amy Schumer. Like it doesn't show that she is smart cuz certain ppl will laugh at that shit no matter what (look at Schumer's stupid ass still having a career). Nikki should take that criticism to heart and do some new kind of jokes dude..

@jasimenmetcalf1870 4 года назад

Right??? I actually love Amy but they aren’t the same ... Nikki is significantly funnier than amy

@zillailluhr 4 года назад

“Mmm book” lmao

@hulktheryan 6 лет назад

This isn't Quizno's, sir.

@DanielRomero-wt7cs 2 года назад

i love this woman SO MUCH!!!

@awgn70 3 года назад

I can do the math… but just barely because you drank while carrying me 😂

@phasm42 4 года назад

"Here. Try again." 😅

@priestmorrison6564 4 года назад

Good piece

@jeffersonjive4871 5 лет назад

Mmm book 😆😂🤣

@user-zi8lg5qu1h 4 года назад

When she said TPS one i died

@christopherrenzulli1418 4 года назад

OMG!!! she is just tooo funny...love her!!!

@bettebette9881 3 года назад

Here ya go "try again" 😂

@aaronseet2738 3 года назад

"Try again." My mother kicked me out of the house.

@Frilleon 4 года назад

Hahaha the giver and hatchet. Too real

@prajwaltp2164 4 года назад

Every line is so fucking funny. I just love her! 💕

@daveguy11 4 года назад

"...like bonding and shit..." You guys missed that one.

@THE1stBRAINinTOWN 5 лет назад

well educated girls be like <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="109">1:49</a>

@BoogerCompany 4 года назад

Lol the giver. Hatchet did I finish hatchet.

@chriscox3709 4 года назад

Funny as hell😂

@YTubechangeAccount 3 года назад

One of my favorite comedians of all time and this stuff is some of her best (until I watch her other stuff again & remember this maybe hilarious but shes usually even better) I dont know why I cant admit she technically is my favorite this is the funny that hits me 100%

@barrybjerke9353 2 года назад

..Love Nikki...such great delivery.. funny funny !

@edirt 4 года назад

Nikki is brilliant ❤️

@dylantapp4245 4 года назад

Lmao that was the best I've seen of her

@jokeralphaoscar 3 года назад

Im so In love with Nikki!!

@S1L3NTG4M3R 4 года назад

Always Funny... LOL

@kare880 4 года назад

I was thinking about hatchet a few days ago 😂 it was one of the only required books I loved lol

@KellyAnneLAlvarez 5 лет назад

She is something else.

@rs2705 6 лет назад

LOVE

@zubertish 5 лет назад

Tears... of laughter...... rolling down my TPS...... oh wait....I don't have one.... can I borrow yours? Too funny, thanks!

@michaelrotch9773 4 года назад

The hatchet reference is facts

@whateverthismeans7 5 лет назад

Why have I not heard of you before?? So funny! I'm adding you everywhere :D

@JackVermicelli 5 лет назад

Who are you talking to? The uploader? Or us?

@LAFITZ10 2 года назад

so AWESOME~! so FUNNY!

@mrtastyshots 4 года назад

Love her! She's funny af

@loleen3 5 лет назад

if you could just like.. tell everyone, that would be great hahahahah

@godens34 5 лет назад

TPS for the win always

@joshuabujarski5314 3 года назад

You are beautiful. I never made a public comment to a comedian before. You have a great sense of humor and awesome presentation. What a smile.

@Eyedonutno 3 года назад

Fookin’ simp

@Kissfan96dr 3 года назад

that was pretty good

@chrisgreekman1 4 года назад

TPS!! 😂😂

@Sisterlisk Год назад

People stare more when I'm reading a book on the train, so I stopped doing it. I don't have data on my phone or music downloaded in my phone, so now I just sit there and study my eyelids when the anxiety gets bad enough.

@annettelane8778 4 года назад

She's GREAT !! One very funny lady !!

@stephenpardysr2390 Месяц назад

you are one crazy woman!! i love it!

@MuhammadAli-iw9jz 4 года назад

Her pacing and specially, the ending, was great!

@MusicFromTheOm 4 года назад

TPS! xDDD Lord, that's funny.

@kevinmacnaughton3413 5 лет назад

"Hot child in the city"- Nick glazer..

@itechcustoms 2 года назад

I hate to admit it, but this has been the literal first female comic I’ve watched that I legitimately enjoyed and laughed out loud to. She killed it.

@willkoestner4159 2 года назад

You might like Taylor Tomlinson. She writes really solid material and knows how to deliver.

@rccola6779 4 года назад

TPS . RIGHT ## SYNDROME.. HAH KILLED IT

@amangoyal7404 2 года назад

Lol TPS😂😂😂

@brandonnewby178 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂. I've read 2 pages of one Harry Potter book. And on those two pages Dumbledore died. Love it. I spoiled my own self.

@KK-ex5zu 5 лет назад

Damn I love me some Nikki Glaser, great clip!

@philipmoore4275 3 года назад

TPS! LMAO!

@DustyCowdog 5 лет назад

TPS.... hahahahahaha

@oxforddictonary 3 года назад

Holy crap, how do you get up infront of ALL THOSE PPL and just vibe....i have a 1 on 1 phone interview in an hour and i'm shitting myself, nevermind speaking to a whole crowd. FML