NileRed TikTok SIMPS are Out of Control - Safety Third 51 

my favorite part of the show is looking into nigel's eyes when it's clear he doesn't have a clue or even remotely care about what the others are talking about

The moment someone recognizes Nigel only for the tiktok voice will be the end of him

i didn't realize how old Nigel was until he said he's had his license for 15 years, i thought he was like in his early 20s

When Nigel is not being observed he is in a quantum superposition of both good driver and bad driver. When he is observed he collapses into being a great considerate driver or Mr Magoo. When no one else is on the road he is a good driver and a bad driver simultaneously.

Everytime Nigel is bullied, we create a Nilered simp. 🥺

Nigel still not knowing how good his voice is, even after all these years is surprising to me. It won't be for the lack of compliments (from random people though).

I love pausing on the first fame and looking at the 3 perfect examples of insanity

Cutting back to Nigel’s empty chair when Will starts talking about Michael Jr was hilarious

Nigel must not realize just how many of us there are out here that would like to be the lightbulb, in the most respectful way possible.

how would nigel feel if he knew how many people watch this on youtube only to see him...

just saying, if Nigel wants to NOT be single,,, I can absolutely help with that

My mom worked at a photo development place in the 80s. They had a thing where the printed photos would come out of the chute in a place where the public could see them as some sort of marketing thing. When people got sexy pictures developed they would have to put a paper towel over the output tray.

Listening Allen Pan explain furry porn design decisions to William and Nigel is exactly why I listen to this podcast

Nigel is our sleeper build chemist king.

'Why are you still single, Nigel?' ... I mean... he doesn't have to be 👀 ... just sayin 👀

I didn't know Nigel had simps but I am not surprised.

how could u not love nilered though 🤧

Literally came to youtube from spotify to say this but THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP FOLLOWING DISTANCES. I know 3 friends who don't know the importance of a safe following distance. "I have good breaks" "I pay attention" "I have a fast reaction time" are ALL translated from a future tense of "I rear ended a person and had to replace my bumper" Your reaction time is between. 0.15 and 0.3 seconds. Reaction time....if a car is stopping. You can BEGIN your reaction a half second after they acted. With a half second late on acting, you STILL need to stop before their rear bumper AS WELL AS slow sooner than their brakes. And I didn't even mention I'd something rolls under the car in front. If it's debris at a dead stop you have 2 seconds to see it, recodnise it, consider your actions, check around your vehicle, avoid the debris, and recover from a swerve without leaving your lane. On average 0.4 seconds per step....under a stressful situation. That's asking perfect reaction time and preparedness 24/7 without a chance of human error....in a complacent human. Follow by 3-5 seconds. Follow so you, AND THE PERSON BEHIND YOU can recodnise dangers and act appropriately. It's cost me 0$...my friends have paid 10 grand total for their half hour of accumulated saved time.....jk it was 10 grand and 12 hours wasted on the side of the road waiting for police. Yet when I go slow and "drive like old people fuck" in the right lane I'm the bad guy. Also the whole "going faster causes less accidents" is my FAVORITE fallacy. Safety doesn't kill malfeasance does. When honda came to the USA with its groundbreaking safety and survivability, the percentage of deadly crashes increased....so did the speed. Drivers felt safer, did more dangerous things, and died because of their actions. Going slow in the left lane in itself doesn't cause crashes, idiots trying to speed around them in the right side do. (Though if you block traffic in the left lane you're still a cunt who's existence creates more crashes) But Speeding cars in general just add more energy to crashes as well. There's a direct correlation between energy released in vehicle collisions and survivability. Speeding is only safer fir the selfish asshole doing so.

I got into a bad accident earlier this year. This dude t-boned me doing 103. I very very nearly died. Had a dissected aorta, my spleen was destroyed, my lung collapsed, my hip broke in three places. The sheer fear I have of driving now is immeasurable. Such is the life here in FL. Insane driving daily everywhere.

William: "I don't get in other people's way, and I don't have accidents or close calls" also William: "I have been in 3 accidents total, 2 involving other vehicles, both my fault"

nigel has the unspoken rizz

For reals I started watching this podcast so I could look at NileRed for an hour 💖

Those tiktok kids have yet to see nigel's "making chocolate from cocoa fruits" video 🤣

what a fine day to listen to a couple of minutes of anthropomorphised snake discussion

Professor: "What does antropomorphized means?" Me after watching Safety Third: "Eee.. It means that the lightbulbs are sexy?"

I think Nilered made his own hyaluronic acid. He looks younger than he is

Allen: reading a review that describes William's driving as a menace William: *hilarious* Nigel: *that's cute*

I can't believe Allen and Will don't recognize the Nigellionaire grindset.

if you're filling up your car with the engine running, at least on a somewhat modern car, you can get a check engine light or the engine can even start to stumble or misfire due to how the evaporative emissions systems work on modern cars. That's why a worn out, leaking, or cheaply made aftermarket oem replacement gas cap can cause a check engine light as well. Your car knows if you fill up without shutting it off. And it judges you for it.

Wasn't expecting my servo snec fanart come into fruition like that! Made my day :D

i thought the title meant girls thst were simps for nigel and i got worried my position would be taken from me

Nigel's take on drivers is pretty much spot on IMO. You're either a bad driver or you're just trying to slalom between all the bad drivers from point A to B.

26:25 26:31 omfg I got butterflies

The scale of aware and unaware drivers may actually be trimodal, Aware, unaware, and Nigel

AHAH Nigel is so adorable man

I just don't get why people think saving seconds is worth anything at all while driving, even if you get to where you're going, seconds aren't going to make a difference, and the increased risk is just insane to accept in order to save seconds.

Yes frame studios will frame anything you want, usually. Frequently they see things much more disturbing than you can imagine.

It's great watching Nigel figuring out the theory behind defensive driving

The old timers where I work actually used to use the phrase "that makes as much sense as tits on a snake"

I think the way Linus Sebastian describes Chinese manufacturing is best. He says (not a direct quote) "The Chinese factories can make stuff for much cheaper, but the quality and worker treatment is much worse than an American factory, but if you want the same safety, worker benefits, quality, and etc. Then the cost compared to American manufacturing is about the same."

I am a big ole traffic nerd, watching individual driving patterns and reading at what stage the lights are in, and whether they are censored or timed, really helps.

For some reason I feel like Nigel's driving is exactly like that old Mickey Mouse cartoon where Goofy is driving them with a caravan and shit hits the fan both left and right but somehow everything ends up just fine and he hasn't noticed anything ever going wrong. Like he's obliviously living on the edge of chaos but everything just works out in a "The Man Who Knew Too Little" kind of way.

listening to nigel trying to explain the concept of defensive driving to will cracks me up so much

Nile is like... I wasn't even trying! ;)

Its because nigel has an authoritative voice

Nigel really is a Gigachad

You guys ever wake up in your bed but the last thing you remember is getting in your car at work to head home? That’s scary

I once almost caused an accident because I was wearing snow boots and tried to press the break but my boot was so large because of my foot size that after pressing a little bit my boot was on both pedals, and the breaks were not activated enough to prevent accelerating. I also had trouble just pressing the accelerator without hitting the breaks or getting stuck behind the breaks. Ever since then, even in winter, I drive barefoot.

The driving conversation reminds of that classic George Carlin observation: “anyone who’s driving slower than you is an ‘idiot’… and anyone driving faster than you is a ‘maniac’!”

i will forever be baffled that Nigel is single

44:00 "A good driver sometimes misses their exit, a bad driver never misses their's"

Wow I can't believe you guys got the tik tok voice guy onto your podcast!

41:00 Completely agree with Nigel. Accudents (usually) take 2 people. Thats how the roads and laws are designed.

My first thought of a car chasing an ambulance would be a loved one following on the way to the hospital.

Part of my IT work was recovering data and that of course includes photos. I've seen some horrible shit over the years.

To quote the mythbusters, "suki des Nigel san"

i think a lot of the misconceptions when it comes to chinese manufacturing have to do with people not actually understanding how it works. chinese companies make shit tons of stuff and if you just pay the premium for good QA/QC, you’ll get a good product. if you just buy whatever bulk crap you can find from some random factory, you’re going to have a bad time

Yo give us more questionable mythbusters merch. Best podcast, best 1% of my pathetic sad week, keep it coming.

I really like inked designs on shirts, like you can literally see the fibers in the design, but it's probably way more expensive to do that with a black background.

Missing the Backdoor Scientist.

Nigel is my favorite cohost

Nigel be like, I've been rear ended twice, I'm only interested in what's on the inside.

Guys i actually really liked the driving discussion! I think Nigel might be onto something about "bad" (accident prone) drivers just being oblivious because good drivers avoid them

I love the way Allen describe the fanart

Nigel may have gotten the simps to undress for him, but Allen got sniddies. I would count that as a win.

It's kind of weird to say this in an age when stick shifts are far less manufactured than automatics, and we even have one pedal driving with electrics, but I think there's a lot to be said for the mindfulness you have to drive stick. I honestly think having mostly driven in my stick shift has made me be a much more mindful driver simply because if I get distracted, I can't shift down or up or whatever. I don't know if this is true, but I remember some countries in Europe still required people to learn stick, even tho basically no stick shift cars were being manufactured anymore. But like, driving stick, you learn your rpms, shift points, etc., by touch and hearing, but you also start to pay more attention to things like the tires and breaking, because those are more involved with a stick. It's not just pushing break and pushing throttle.

Used to refill whilst running because my car had a dodgy immobilizer that made it a crap shoot to get it started. One time it had a cracked return hose and was pumping fuel on to the forecourt. I panicked, jumped in the car, and drove it home leaving a trail of fuel behind me like something out of an action movie. But no-one threw a cigarette on the ground to blow me up. 🤣

53:24 Allen is so aware, we were actually missing Kevin there.

51:00 The funny thing is I took drivers ed a few years ago and they actually teach you NOT to do it hand over hand nowadays. Push-pull steering is the standard drivers ed steering technique. It's also 8 and 4 now instead of 10 and 2.

Custom framer here- I have had to frame some...things in the past, but i can tell you that most people can get things custom ordered now. I do now have an idea to offer discrete framing for anime conventions now

I've had one multiple vehicle collision, and it was a head-on that was my fault because my entire brake system failed which caused me to lose control. The result has been that my trust in repair shops have been destroyed because the brakes had been recently fixed.

Ima be honest, I've listened to each episode over twice now and this is the first time watching it on RU-vid and not Spotify

@59:00 When they fill propane tanks, they open a valve on the tank they are filling. This is how they tell when it is full. You never fill a tank more than 80% so there is room for expansion if it heats up. The valve is at the 80% mark assuming it's on a level surface. Once liquid, rather than vapor propane comes out, you stop. They are supposed to shut the out-going valve everything is connected to so pilots go out before filling. Also, if there is an on demand water heater, there is a chance that there is a spark ignitor that could start if someone tried using the hot water while the propane is being filled. So no one should be in the rv while it's being filled.

"China has better manufacturing capabilities and resources." Well, yeah, decades of off-shoring almost ALL manufacturing in almost every industry will have that effect.

every time i get on the road i actively prevent like 2 accidents that i was un aware would have occured

I'm in Oregon and I don't think there's any law against pumping your own gas. I see people do it often, especially if a gas station is particularly busy, but there are also a few places that will just trust you to do it yourself. They typically have someone available to pump the gas, but you can just tell them you got it and they understand. The more commercial gas stations around here are a bit more adamant on having the attendance pump the gas, but I've never seen an attendant stop someone from pumping it themselves, even at these commercial gas stations. It's like a choose your own adventure book for gasoline.

Can’t stop watching this podcast

'Hunker down and work hard' never a truer word spoken ahaha

I was listing to the podcast and heard them talking about the snake drawing. I had to go back on RU-vid later to see it, and I kind of wish I hadn’t.

Def already put these stickers on my work trucks. I'm a plumber so the "open hole" on the excavator truck is perfect

Used to ride a kickstart motorcycle that hated hot starts Never shut it off when refueling

In Oregon the pump attendants will usually fill you up with the vehicle running ESPECIALLY if it's a shitty car because sometimes it's so shitty that you can't get it started again so once it's running you just don't shut it off.

allen should have 100% pushed his mythbusters merch!!!

Oregon and New Jersey both have employees at gas stations to fill your vehicle for you. I know in Oregon at least, that except under special circumstance you aren't allowed to fill your tank yourself. This becomes interesting when we Oregonians go to another state and have forgotten how it works.

I have gotten gas while the car was running exactly one time, the battery was shot and I had to get a jump to get the car going in the first place and was worried if I turned it off it wouldn't start up again.

I guess I can’t say for certain that there are no rogue pilot lights or hot gasses because I don’t know that much about my car, but I fill up with the engine running just about every time. That said, after hearing the concern in your explanation, I will probably stop doing that

Such a T-shirt is a sign of insanity. I need one.

I had a car once that had a small tear in the tube that went from the fueling access to the actual gas tank. I leaked small amounts of fuel at the gas station every time I fueled. So yeah, definetly possible for there to be spilled fuel at a gas station.

Coming from a cold climate, I always left the car running while fueling up. Didn't even know it was a concern until I moved to another state and someone said something. Now I'm going to have to dig and and see if the risk has been quantified... I mean, I get that it's a risk, but, so is driving around with 10-20 gallons of flammable liquid in the first place. That said, I'll probably remember this podcast and turn the car off from now on. So, thanks. You either saved my life, or wasted 30seconds of it per month for the rest of my time on earth 😂

i believe i brought this on myself. I modified my flywheel to less than half the stock weight for tincy bit more power out and quicker shifts. the mod caused a weird "warm start" issue where it doesnt like to start after less than hot driving. I own a pair of gas station jumper cables due to this... its a known issue i have. starts cold, starts hot. not warm. I fill running, dont tell my mom.

I rate my driving situationally. I've seen someone drive onto a highway the wrong direction! Bucket list checked off that I didn't know was on it.

All the Safety Third ads this episode convinced me to get 4 sticker packs & a pin.

Dude, I had a friend run 7 red lights in a row in downtown Seattle once. Nothing bad happened, we say it's the power of 81 since he just barely passed his driving test.

I always keep away from smashed/crashed cars because if it happend once, it will happen again, but not with me

Hold up Nigel is single 👀 shame i live in california

I've lived in Florida for 30 years, and I've seen 1 person pump gas while the car was running. I was with my buddy while I was in highschool. I, very stoned, thought I was going to die a painful, firey death. Full on panic for like 3 minutes, and nothing happened we were just fine. Apparently it is a thing people do.

I got points taken off my driving test for hand over hand turning. The correct way was to "shuffle" the wheel

My dream car and fav car and a car that I have had is an 81 vw rabbit pickup truck. Runs a 1.6 4cyl Desil motor and gets almost 50 mpg depending on where you are. They came in a 4spd, 5spd standerd, and a 3spd automatic. They are very small cars. They made a car, and a truck. Both of which are very small and only weigh 2000 lbs. They are very collectible and there are many aftermarket parts for them. They are also an inexpensive vehicle to repair and buy.

I'm from MN. I never turn my car off when getting gas, especially in the winter. I'm not on my phone while filling and I'm by the nozzle, but I never turn it off.

You can fill most cars while they're running reasonably danger-free. On some cars you could choke out the engine. And at some gas stations you might explode (not really). Just as a side thought: race cars are filled with a running engine in pit stops...