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PATREON: / nsp
MAILING LIST: laylo.com/ninjasexparty
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TOUR: ninjasexparty.com/tour/
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INSTAGRAM: / ninjasexparty
TWITTER: / ninjasexparty
FACEBOOK: / ninjasexparty
TIKTOK: / nspband
In this episode Danny and Ninja Brian deal candidly with their massive erectile issues. Actually, just Danny.
Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more hot action!
Starring:
Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special guests:
Zach Hagen
Jo-Ann Harrold
Janelle Hawkes
Dan Hodapp
Julie Katz
Kellie McCants
Mookie Thompson
Ashley Wilson
Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin and Ashley Wilson
Super special guest drummer: Charlie Shaw
LYRICS:
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands
No reason boner
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner
This morning I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down an realized
I was one hundred percent erect
No reason boner
No reason boner
I like coleslaw but not that much
No reason boner
::spoken exchange with mailman::
Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my
No reason boner
No reason boner
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
No reason boner
::spoken exchange with zookeeper::
This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame
It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the Loch Ness Monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air
No reason boner
No reason boner
You're ruining my life
No reason boner
No reason boner
No reason boner
Why....?

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11 фев 2010

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@TheLegend1800 4 года назад

"So what's your favorite artist?" "NSP" "Never heard of them. What songs have they made." "Um..."

@PlushiePoogle 4 года назад

Me getting NSP tattoo Tattoo artist: So does this star mean anything? Me: It's from my favorite band Him: Oh yea? What band is that? Me: NSP Him: Looks it up on his phone, makes a really weird face Him: Does that..stand..for.. Me: Yup, that's them! :D

@Cyntaria 4 года назад

No shame I will shove their no reason boner in my mates' faces

@Rostof_TheGreat 4 года назад

Bro, if your favorite band is NinjaSexParty, then you're obviously a superior human being

@meyoi3329 4 года назад

Cyntaria I have done that too lol

@QuinnX3D 3 года назад

PlushiePoogle that sound familiar PlushiePoogle

@starchstruck978 6 лет назад

Danny was ~31 in this video yet somehow looks 15. Dermatologists hate him

@themmofifty7615 4 года назад

Pure Judaism.

@W.H.V. 4 года назад

He also acts 15

@AlexDenial 4 года назад

Also this.problem occurs more in 15 year olds than 31 year olds...

@connorhabrecht9480 4 года назад

Today's his 41st birthday, he still looks in his early 20s

@yoda5436 4 года назад

Connor Habrecht THAT GUYS 41, oh god

@souffrantdepine3762 4 года назад

This is literally the most relatable song that anyone has ever written.

@spoonerismstuff 4 года назад

Souffrant D'Epinè tell me about it.

@leeroyjenkins8494 4 года назад

The national anthem for teenage boys everywhere

@bryancornejo3672 4 года назад

Now I am a man with the same issue but I gotta ask: what about women?

@darkmafia666 4 года назад

@@bryancornejo3672 no reason wet

@e.m.p.3394 4 года назад

It's TRUE. I hate this WHEN IT HAPPENS

@davidtuma9067 6 лет назад

I am overjoyed by the idea, that somewhere out there, a board game called 'Boner Time' exists.

@diabeticshaggy7434 3 года назад

461 likes, yet after two years, no comment

@pinkfluffyguy6392 3 года назад

@@diabeticshaggy7434 you really had to, and honestly, I would do the same

@owencole2406 2 года назад

@@pinkfluffyguy6392 There’s a card game called awkward boner.

@michaelm9315 3 месяца назад

@@diabeticshaggy7434 925 likes and only 2 comments?

@YourMom-ei7se 7 лет назад

Did you know: all ninjas, zookeepers, and mail men have a PhD in Theoretical Physics causing them to all look the same

@omercneb 5 лет назад

Your Mom BRIAN JOKES 😂

@octopleb9370 5 лет назад

facts.

@jamessutter951 5 лет назад

They also look like the manticore

@beepbeepiloveyou5885 5 лет назад

PhD? You mean a Pretty hard Dick? Yeah

@DeezCheez69 5 лет назад

Yeah and that there is also a ninja who has a phd and has killed around 30 000 people and coincidentally looks the same without a mask

@DarkMario26 7 лет назад

It's strange seeing Dan with his hair his short.

@raccoon_goth 4 года назад

I know. Watch this and then, like, Cool Patrol after. It's a trip

@willbowling3009 4 года назад

And clean shaven

@kevinpumphret3321 4 года назад

And Brian without a mask

@toasteee8627 2 года назад

I like how that’s the observation you made from this video

@sanikfast4639 5 лет назад

*complains about people seeing his pp **wears spandex*

@discipleofdagon8195 5 лет назад

this.

@NotSCP-682 4 года назад

this is Ninja sex parties channel, you can say dick

@JayDubbskies 4 года назад

Schween is also acceptable

@TooMuchThought 4 года назад

Mini Brian is also acceptable.

@crushssoda 4 года назад

Jay Dubbman and tube steak

@noahtoftegaard4768 3 года назад

can we talk about how dan in his thirties looks like he’s in his late teens/early twenties, and dan in his forties looks like he’s in his late twenties. like that man ages gracefully agshdjajjs

@brokenscart7989 9 лет назад

I like coleslaw but not that much

@stevenl2050 9 лет назад

No reason boner

@bucketlord6564 8 лет назад

no reason boner

@starpatrickshow 8 лет назад

Wow, I read this at the exact time the video said it.

@dont-feed-ben4833 8 лет назад

I like coleslaw that much

@bcman001 8 лет назад

+brokenSCART I would like the comment, but it has the perfect amount of likes(69)...

@RummerChan 8 лет назад

That mail man has a distinct aura of PhD... just sayin.

@bjornbjornson4 8 лет назад

I bet he really knows his physics...

@Aberator5 8 лет назад

I really wonder if anyone understands this or who that man is ZD

@insaincaldo 8 лет назад

I was just wondering if this was the first time we got to see his face

@Rhubarb120 8 лет назад

+Chris East I think " I just want to dance" Was the first time he was maskless in a video.

@insaincaldo 8 лет назад

+Andrew Pether Cool, didn't check the dates, I was on a playlist

@sweetstxr 5 лет назад

HIS HAIR IS SO SHORT AND HIS HUMOR SO IMMATURE (nothings changed but the hair)

@loveshell4851 6 лет назад

Did anyone else see that ‘package’ was for Ninja Brian’s mom

@onutube6392 4 года назад

Foreshadowing

@Methew217 4 года назад

Maybe that was the right package he mailed

@tinkeryt2039 3 года назад

*brian

@breathstealer5486 3 года назад

I just noticed it and I've watched this video quite a few times

@mustardtitsthemurdermaster 7 лет назад

These were the good old days back when only 1/4 of the fans knew that dans mailman is actually ninja brian

@nebulaneka8946 7 лет назад

Kj slothe 72756 I know... when it first released I posted it and everyone called me a liar

@TheUnfortunateTruthChannel 6 лет назад

Jesus! Spoilers!

@ThunderMelon 6 лет назад

The Pessimist wait what

@kibbletv4056 6 лет назад

yeah right?

@somedude5191 6 лет назад

The Unfortunate Truth coming from you that's pretty ironic.

@vitaemins4527 8 лет назад

"I like coleslaw but not that much" best freaking part 😂😂😂😂😂

@wetrats4366 8 лет назад

yess

@inzanedomain1263 8 лет назад

My thoughts exactly

@corbins123 7 лет назад

the best in my opinion is mcocks

@BingusSchmingus 7 лет назад

My favorite part is "I can tuck away my Johnson but I can never tuck away this shame."

@micahallen2226 6 лет назад

Ummm what about "that was the wrong kind of package to mail"

@CocoaBeans101 6 лет назад

Heaven has T-Posing Ninja Brians, thats paradise

@yaboiguzma393 6 лет назад

Cocoa Beans Wait, Danny is Jewish so why would they have heaven in the video?

@drumac7491 5 лет назад

@@yaboiguzma393 Jewish heaven

@badadvicejoe6203 5 лет назад

NSP, t-posing since 2010

@IamTealeaf 5 лет назад

most Jewish people believe in heaven what are you talking about.

@groundhawg4657 5 лет назад

Heaven doesn't have you

@katelynchristensen775 6 лет назад

1:35 Danny’s enunciation on “erect” gives me the tingles. (I work with music and when an artist is able to enunciate like that, it’s amazing)

@antonluvs 6 лет назад

Katelyn Christensen haha agreed.

@lylyssy 6 лет назад

Katelyn Christensen asmr

@sierraestrellita 5 лет назад

Does it give you a no reason boner?

@ryandowner2998 5 лет назад

"eeeearrrr-rEct" love it yeah

@ultimatekamiguru7414 5 лет назад

Sierra Jay it definitely had a reason.

@celestialcass 7 лет назад

My favorite part of these videos are the terrible cloth body double for danny- i die laughing every time they use it.

@KokiriKidLink 7 лет назад

I fucking love that doll. It's so stupid. Wait, Maybe that's Dan's Substitution Mitsu!

@literaryloser4470 7 лет назад

Exactly! Don't insult such perfected jutsu!

@MrGaxiolaX 7 лет назад

Actually that doll is an official power Danny has...

@thegreatcarraway 7 лет назад

He actually sends it to parties he can't attend... ...And gets frustrated when he gets better feedback than himself.

@risuwolf 7 лет назад

Cassie Mckenzie Danny has no body double, he does all his own stunts

@ZachariusStorkanus 9 лет назад

why is no one talking about the fact that the guy on the left at 1:10 is trying to warn danny of him being hit by that car?

@danielking1431 9 лет назад

Holy shit, that was a nice catch. Intentional or not, that's hilarious.

@Ashey814 9 лет назад

I thought it was the score ratio

@AlfieFFC 9 лет назад

It's a wrestling reference, Austin 3:16. Danny used to watch wrestling so it makes sense.

@ZachariusStorkanus 9 лет назад

Cripple H oh huh. well it could work for both ways :P

@benwinfrey3742 9 лет назад

Just a coincidence.

@hannahwithanx 5 лет назад

I met a guy because of this song. we became great friends and eventually dated for about 3 years until he dumped me out of nowhere, and the fact that this song has become The song that reminds me of the guy who tore my heart to pieces is fucking hilarious to me. idk whether to laugh or cry lmao

@swampwasp3 5 лет назад

Both seems fitting

@Jabberwoot 5 лет назад

Cry so hard you laugh

@OriLOK2 5 лет назад

Let us all laugh together

@kevindary5991 5 лет назад

He lost a rare jewel

@victormedina2364 5 лет назад

Ill tell you what you're supposed to do.... Wait for a no reason boner

@plague8638 5 лет назад

"i can tuck away my johnson but I never tuck away the shame"

@Foxy02016 4 года назад

Son Of Trex I can tuck away my Johnson but I can never tuck away my Dwayne This joke rocks

@plague8638 4 года назад

@@Foxy02016 👍

@omgxab2223 3 года назад

@@Foxy02016 I read ton of sex. Had to reread.

@tsundemon 7 лет назад

6 years and yet this song is still catchy It's snowing on mount fuji

@Kevin-fd1cg 7 лет назад

One line off soooo... We have a 575 in progress I repeat a 575 in progress

@amorefestivevirginspieceof2077 7 лет назад

nice gg reference lol

@heavysixtyfour3336 3 года назад

Amatures... Try after the plagues of 2020

@BTS_love1111 Год назад

Add 6 years more too

@dannychenski687 Год назад

@@BTS_love1111 Yeah, that's what I was gonna say

@nobbutime 8 лет назад

Wow, this is like, the friendliest comments section I've ever seen.

@carsonoconnell2258 8 лет назад

fuck off

@Magibatproductions 8 лет назад

go to hell

@nobbutime 8 лет назад

+Magibatproductions I get it. Comedy.

@abramklaassen5656 8 лет назад

Don't you mean a "Sextion"?

@nobbutime 8 лет назад

+Abram Klaassen you sir have bested me.

@SoothSayre711 4 года назад

I come from the distant year of 2019. This shit still slaps, bro.

@thememewalker 4 года назад

*laughs in 2020*

@nancyclark1609 4 года назад

Hey, remember how nice 2019 was, in retrospect?

@Lunar_Atronach 3 года назад

@@thememewalker *laughs in 2021*

@doctorweeb5049 6 лет назад

Just got new headphones and the first thing I do with them is listen to this

@yoda5436 4 года назад

Doctor Weeb smart

@HarryStikers 7 лет назад

........Excuse me while I ask for this to be played at every large event in my life for literally no reason

@xmurphinator5290 6 лет назад

i see no reason, gotta end it, no reason boner

@epicness110 6 лет назад

69th like, coolio

@starcourt4834 6 лет назад

No Reason Playing of No Reason Boner

@danalmason6889 5 лет назад

Harry The Ripper ubri

@burntnutz69 5 лет назад

@blue the raptor An erection, if you understand.

@Uniquenameosaurus 10 лет назад

My sibling gets this problem a lot.... I should probably tell her to go see a doctor.

@timpind.8237 6 лет назад

Oh my god it's you. Hello.

@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy 6 лет назад

Her?

@pikapals41 6 лет назад

VlogandBlog1 of course

@doritobrando4966 6 лет назад

Transgender joke?

@xmurphinator5290 6 лет назад

Her?! Lol

@SleppyLeBo 7 лет назад

2:23 "That was the wrong kind of package to mail." *HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS LINE*

@TheNefastor 2 года назад

I'm surprised I had to scroll down this much to find your comment. 100% agreed !

@yaboialexiguess 6 лет назад

"Wow! Macaques really hairy *tee hee face"*

@eidolists 5 лет назад

"Uh.. so what time does the zoo close?"

@senbonzakura8212 4 года назад

"About eight o clock."

@pinn7884 4 года назад

"Great! That gives me a chance to- *o h g o d*"

@ashpotatoes4262 4 года назад

“Why have you forsaken me, lord?!”

@xavierhughes5522 8 лет назад

Isn't this the same guy that In another song, forced the president to stop giving a pre-war speech just so he could announce to the world that he had an erection?

@drewthedude64 8 лет назад

Yup.

@makenna88 8 лет назад

He seems to have come to terms with it. Christamighty, Dan has long legs - all the way up to the keyboard.

@taken_over3416 8 лет назад

But that was a sexual erection.

@xavierhughes5522 8 лет назад

JediShark CAUSED BY WHO

@MyrkHeithr 8 лет назад

that's actually brain so it'd make sense he's in multiple songs

@asura8395 10 лет назад

Did....did I just find the best thing on RU-vid?!

@orangedalmatian 10 лет назад

yes you did.

@trentriley29 10 лет назад

Is there really a need to question this?

@orangedalmatian 10 лет назад

no there isn't.

@trentriley29 10 лет назад

The Professional Novice Of course not, this song here is something only a very attractive legend could make

@garrettpugh1130 10 лет назад

Danny Sexbang God of RU-vid.

@laurena.8709 5 лет назад

“I have a doctors appointment at the dentists. *subtle laugh* My favorite part.

@weirdo3.067 5 лет назад

Friends: so what kind of music do you listen to ? Me: It's... Complicated...

@thesnowynight6926 8 лет назад

this should be played in every health class

@JGT-yd2wx 2 года назад

I will now become a teacher

@SmashingHammer99 7 лет назад

I showed this to my girlfriend for educational purposes. No joke.

@KatsuyaEsper 5 лет назад

Rasmus FartSnarder hahahaha, I did too!

@nonosh 5 лет назад

Holy fucksacks, I did the same thing literally less than one hour before I saw your comment.

@izabellaodom6753 4 года назад

My boyfriend sent me this for educational purposes

@ALu-nq8rf 3 года назад

My boyfriend sent me this for the same reason.

@SmashingHammer99 3 года назад

This comment is so old i haven't had a girlfriend in several years. I have a boyfriend though, which is way cooler in every way.

@ophi7016 5 лет назад

“This morning I was having breakfast” **is dark outside**

@Methew217 4 года назад

If you live in Alaska you’ll see

@W.H.V. 4 года назад

Maybe Dan is just an _early riser_

@kyleguajardo 4 года назад

Have you ever been to a waffle house at 4 a.m?

@EndermenRock8 2 года назад

@@W.H.V. nice

@xx_zrx_xx 4 года назад

The instrumentals remind of something out of The Emperor's New Groove and I'm not really sure how to feel about that paired with the lyrics

@elyxircreations1003 8 лет назад

love Brian so much lol he keeps a straight face the whole time XD

@orkaherra3010 8 лет назад

Have you seen the video where he east a ghost pepper then stares at a camera without blinking for 3 minutes?

@elyxircreations1003 8 лет назад

Orkaherra omg no lol XD

@orkaherra3010 8 лет назад

It's on hot pepper gaming

@Bunny-fn4lc 7 лет назад

That poor girls sandwich....

@markmikolay9019 5 лет назад

Just some extra meat

@luminous6969 5 лет назад

It's ok, she looks like she's already had enough sandwiches.

@thesandwich5321 5 лет назад

Tell me about it.

@avydazoic3864 5 лет назад

The sandwich haha

@viagenesis24 4 года назад

That looks like the most perfect sandwich in the universe.

@thegreatchaotix 5 лет назад

How is it possible that I didn't got the Macaques joke the 50 times I seen and/or heard this video.

@wolfqueengames770 5 лет назад

1stly why have I only just found this 2ndly Danny looks so young

@nicasinclair7609 7 лет назад

Brian kills me with his awkward faces

@SamuraiBatgirl 7 лет назад

Brian kills everyone.

@josabimeyer3430 6 лет назад

Nica Sinclair 3:03 is amazing

@ToxPhy 8 лет назад

OH NO HE'S HOT!

@ButtonsAndPillows 8 лет назад

+randman your profile picture works perfectly with this comment.

@RendHeaven 8 лет назад

+Claire Affair Of course. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@angryburnttoastplays3869 8 лет назад

+Don't Miss The Panty Raid I remember that episode... ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR CRABS?!

@locodesert2 8 лет назад

ITS RADICAL DRINK IT

@matts6636 6 лет назад

randman man's not hot

@widowsquill 5 лет назад

Idk why I think about the emperor's new groove every time I hear this.

@spoonerismstuff 4 года назад

Widowsquill now that you say that, I can never unhear that

@rubenolivier4646 4 года назад

Beware the groove

@ticklemeemo5750 6 лет назад

Holy man, they must've had a really high budget for this

@-ZodiacPrince- 10 лет назад

1:50 That moment when you realize that the mailman is actually Ninja Brian.

@smella1057 10 лет назад

how could you not realize that straight away XD

@-ZodiacPrince- 10 лет назад

At least 25 other people didn't.

@tytheguy13andahalf 7 лет назад

only now do I realize the mailman and zoo keeper are Brian.

@seththetactician6712 7 лет назад

ikr

@Aiden2041 7 лет назад

dude same

@therenegadej5764 6 лет назад

Had me fooled for the longest

@spicyspidicey 6 лет назад

Ty the Guy sssssshhhhhhh!!!!

@willaville 6 лет назад

Took me a good while!

@helenloda7728 7 лет назад

"I like coleslaw but not that much."

@borisbutterscotch9482 6 лет назад

There actually is a reason for this. The "male member" needs to ocationally have higher blood flow to remain healthy. Usually this happens at night when you don't need as much blood going to your brain, bit it does happen during the day too.

@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 5 лет назад

Hey... Shut up

@forestcult7780 5 лет назад

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica the reply is a year old man.

@Krauerking 5 лет назад

@@forestcult7780 Hey... Shut up

@forestcult7780 5 лет назад

@@Krauerking vicious bruh

@JohnSmith-ju6tm 5 лет назад

@@forestcult7780 Hey... Shut up

@SuperTiberian 7 лет назад

Sorry guys, I know a lot of you don't speak Ninja Brian so I'll just translate for you. 0:33 "Why not, Dan?" 0:50 "Three." 1:14 "Do you think this is edible?" 2:18 "I wonder how Mom's doing right now..." 3:01 "O-Oh. Dan. Geez. Seriously?" 3:05 "I'm saving this for later." 3:37 "Because you're a virgin, Dan."

@stemarabellathecat 7 лет назад

SuperTiberian you forgot at 0:10 he says "no"

@stemarabellathecat 7 лет назад

And 0:15 he says "sure thing"

@Nelsonfixe1 8 лет назад

when he asked her for the check she was wishing a big tip she got a big tip

@notyepdranel7643 7 лет назад

Nasty Nelson 59 likes, close enough

@mallowkai 7 лет назад

Nasty Nelson as of now you have 69 likes congratulations

@nardoumizaki3086 6 лет назад

Hell yeah

@greatgoblin3065 6 лет назад

...ugh...

@DiscoChixify 3 года назад

Trying to teach my son about puberty with this song lol. It’s tough being a young man. At least he can laugh at it. Thank you guys for making this great song.

@celestiawinters667 5 лет назад

This is still my favorite video on the entirety of the internet. I'm constantly thinking of this video. Thanks for blessing the world with this, Danny.

@Jacktoro44 9 лет назад

That post man/zoo keeper looks oddly familiar...

@gilgazack9403 9 лет назад

Jack Evans look ninja familiar? ok that was a bad bad joke

@seanpc728 9 лет назад

If you are planning on revealing his identity, I'm the only one who can hel- oh god! He's in my house! Quick call the police. I don't want to end up like his victims whose faces end up smashed in the keyboa67#€??yfbdthcff5652;)$#!€fbgyfshhu53!%€~~hfthbrth63$,?)4)56:

@BeanEatsBeans 9 лет назад

S Chavarria hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehheheheheehheehehheehehehehehheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheeheheheheeheheheheeehe

@lordofgorph 9 лет назад

***** Oh God no! Don't look at them, your soul will never be the same again!

@purplevengence 9 лет назад

The Legend of Me Why no- OH GOD I CAN HEAR THE SCREAMS OF TEN THOUSAND DYING MEN

@aydenburgess905 9 лет назад

I can't be the only one who noticed that the guy at 2:11 was Ninja Br-*stabbed to death*

@NuggetMilitia1 9 лет назад

Dafuq?

@xOrcStarx 9 лет назад

Real-

@jessicaguimaraes6846 9 лет назад

Yeah bro

@TASDisBACK 9 лет назад

Holy fucking shit you are right, Aidan.. That is an unmasked Ninj-*stabbed to death*

@prodieseltrucker 9 лет назад

aidan burgess Dude, he makes me think of Monty Python.

@braindeadtroglodyte2973 3 года назад

"There are three. Three? Three! kind of erections" always gets me

@BroseidonGamez 4 года назад

3:16 is a meme that hasn't been made yet

@qnteban 8 лет назад

" macaque's really hairy"

@TaylorOnyx123 8 лет назад

+TehDarkrai ಠ_ಠ

@denovation4924 8 лет назад

+TehDarkrai I believe it is pronounced Ma-Kak.

@yaoifreakxd 8 лет назад

+Sir Huebert Cumberdale it's more feathery actually

@nolangarrard1328 8 лет назад

*sets as ringtone* *phone goes off in class*

@mapletreemon4834 8 лет назад

oh noooo...

@braden8066 7 лет назад

Nolan I Guess That would be horrible.

@samsthebeztatstuff8885 6 лет назад

Someone actually set if we were gay as their ringtone.

@queenaraphel7154 6 лет назад

69 likes

@OliverSwift45 6 лет назад

"Not in front of the children"

@neohippe1 5 лет назад

Educational video for females who grew up without any brothers!-)

@PlushiePoogle 4 года назад

I feel so educated!

@SketchUT 4 года назад

I have a 17 year old brother who’s the eldest and I learned of this... _situation_ from this song

@dramadobacalhau8059 3 года назад

You know just because someone grows up without siblings it doesn’t mean the don’t know abt it

@xXLaCeRaTeD_LiLiThXx 7 лет назад

How does....how does Dan come up with these beautiful songs? I-it brings tears to my eyes!

@master_productions 7 лет назад

1:33 it's weird to think that Dan's hair is actually longer than this waitress's nowadays

@elisteele1775 5 лет назад

Yeah. His hair was so short back then.

@MusicDecomposer 8 лет назад

Ninja language: "EPIC CAMERA STARE... ...ERATS AREMAC CIPE" Translation: "Why not?"

@trashcubed2123 6 лет назад

Ok I don't know the meaning of 3 of those words.

@ytred8654 6 лет назад

TheIndieReviewer it's epic camera stare backwards

@trashcubed2123 6 лет назад

How did I not see that what the fuck

@harrytipton3996 6 лет назад

Total Trash Mammal because it was backwards. :) im only a few years late

@carvodehydrate394 6 лет назад

lol same this is the first time i ever went into the comment section on this video

@kaynekaneki2119 6 лет назад

8 years late to the party

@jbb69420 7 месяцев назад

"No Reason Boner / I like Coleslaw but not that much" is the best line from anything ever

@vincentpol 9 лет назад

"I need to deliver this package" To Ninja Brian's mom

@nolanolivera7532 9 лет назад

Package means dick :D

@vincentpol 9 лет назад

aidan sean OMG MIND BLOWN 360 no scope jesus 4 ever. No sorry, I can't act as someone who might not have figured that out yet.

@Xarazel 9 лет назад

best part is that the mailman is Ninja Brian

@hasaoharris4622 9 лет назад

Xarazel ...holly shit he is

@FabbrizioPlays 9 лет назад

Zachary Harris And Ninja Brian's wife is Danny's Mom in Unicorn Wizard, so already we're prepped for "The Simple Plot of Ninja Sex Party" on the next Starbomb album.

@majoraswrath1417 7 лет назад

"Hi! welcome to the post office!" "Thanks!" Totally legit

@AngrySkipperGC 3 года назад

11 years later, still listening to this song.

@arctohru 4 года назад

"A song cant call you out"

@Isarrot 10 лет назад

after listening to this song: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD!!!

@Isarrot 10 лет назад

ThisprojectgetsanA you know i wrote it correctly right?

@gibusgamer93 10 лет назад

ThisprojectgetsanA I imagine that is a problem that Dan does not have to deal with.

@DrDeathslayer 10 лет назад

gibusgamer93 Heh. Jew joke.

@HylianPirate278 10 лет назад

Link Mercer Yeah, he does. That's why he said that he misread it.

@kombuchas4684 8 лет назад

Danny....keep the stubble. please. do it. keep it keep it keep it

@jubblahoo 8 лет назад

+Hannah Wu Too late, this was 5 years ago.

@meche6241 8 лет назад

+Hannah Wu your dreams were crushed in about 17 seconds

@anniechrist6204 7 лет назад

He needs to shave a bunch otherwise it'll be all scratchy when he's pleasuring the ladies, you understand.

@icestormgaming9357 3 года назад

affter many years of not listening to these classics, i can proudly say i can still sing along word for word

@stoopid.ideeit 4 месяца назад

This was peak comedy and content back in the day of the golden era of youtube

@peco126 9 лет назад

Holy crap, I just realized that the postal/zoo guy is Ninja Brian! I've seen this so many times, I can't believe that it took me that long to realize!

@hotrodkimball 9 лет назад

It's Ninjab Ryan

@Dalejr88rox 9 лет назад

He's also the guy who ran over Dan

@violethaleset2004 9 лет назад

THANK YOU OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!

@mercybreaker129 9 лет назад

HotRodKimball Ninjab Ryan...? Or Andrew Ryan?

@Jelloz104 9 лет назад

I just noticed and was about to post a comment, oh man how did I not notice before. I was like, wait a second, and I put my fingers up to block around his eye and was like... holy shit.

@thecraigadile1494 7 лет назад

Hehe, I remember about five years ago when I was on some field trip to the zoo, the tour guide said something like, 'These guys here are called macaques' and I just shouted out 'Wow, macaques really hairy'. The tour guide and my teacher broke out in fits of laughter! Good times!

@bones2164 5 лет назад

Absolute madlad

@bloodsweatandbeers4684 4 года назад

i want this song to play 24/7 in every elevator.

@7deuc2e38 3 года назад

The silence after he says macock is really hairy is funny every single time

@thatguywithwings3792 8 лет назад

My battery was at 69% when I heard this.

@yourpalcas 8 лет назад

@TheOsirin 8 лет назад

Oh shit same

@helen8346 8 лет назад

Mines at 96. Goddammit XD

@iris7969 8 лет назад

nice xD

@cuddlebearkills9339 8 лет назад

Mines at 71% wait.......................................………...............................70%…wait a little moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... Annnnnndddddddddddddddd 69% yes totally coincidence

@Pyarsa 10 лет назад

I always lose it when the "why have you forsaken me lord" part kicks in

@laurenhancock9332 11 месяцев назад

Who would've thought the singer of Once And Never More would be this man

@MrTmb64 5 лет назад

RU-vid recommendations wtf ? I didn't know Danny changed so much physically during all these years.... But man, they've been doing this for more than 9 years ? And they've been friends for more than 9 years, wow that's cool

@SuperAwesomeWilliam 8 лет назад

Puberty in 3 minutes and 40 seconds

@marrobles2726 8 лет назад

kyle simmons listen the book was made for real men to read and his ready

@marrobles2726 8 лет назад

Chapter 1 "women are like instruments finger them right and they make a good sound"

@kylesimmons2631 8 лет назад

+mar Robles lets write a song

@marrobles2726 8 лет назад

about what

@kylesimmons2631 8 лет назад

do you not watch filthy frank?

@Leongon 7 лет назад

So we can determine Dan is around 7 inches long, interesting.. I mean... it's data for science, you know.

@burntnutz69 5 лет назад

I was expecting bigger, but who cares.

@pecklespeckle1 5 лет назад

Edit: Grammar If it was Danny Sexbang talking, I'd feel like he'd say a foot long, not understanding that that's terrifying and WAY too big

@Giblet12 4 года назад

Peckle Speckle You don’t understand. 12 inches is extremely big and can be painful. It’d make sense for the god of lovemaking to have a perfectly sized schlong.

@Leongon 4 года назад

@@Giblet12 Arin has implied he's about 12 inches.

@blackkuririn8420 Месяц назад

Thank you for reuniting me with this gem funny Brothers

@kodywise8152 4 года назад

REMUSSSSS

@whitejadin7157 4 года назад

I was looking for this comment

@luxmamani2839 4 года назад

Y E S Xd

@christianaugustin7047 8 лет назад

I... I just realized the keyboard stand is a walker. Wow.

@zerozyra0 7 лет назад

I have this problem in class sometimes. It's really annoying...

@poop-mv6pe 7 лет назад

zeroZyra don't be ashamed. Dicks are healthy

@dominatorj 6 лет назад

This actually isn't a true "no reason" boner per se, but the closely related "sleepy" boner, sometimes also referred to as the "lazy" boner.

@andriealinsangao613 5 лет назад

You're not alone, it happens to me always!!!

@burntnutz69 5 лет назад

@@andriealinsangao613 same

@abemudokon9497 5 лет назад

It's normal! I know cos I sent pictures to an online doctor, he said it looks very healthy!

@Faethon888 5 лет назад

It's been years, but I keep rewatching, singing along and introducing my friends and loved ones to this over and over again :D

@zetsugami00 2 года назад

12 years later and this song is still good.

@proctorsledge 8 лет назад

these old videos are what I live for

@rod653 10 лет назад

the guy of the post office is.... he really is ..... *suddendly gets stab in the back*

@shanelong3733 10 лет назад

a-and the guy at the zoo seems to be...*sudden ninja-related death*

@user-xg7gx4wg2e 6 месяцев назад

This is an underrated gem

@hesayshesayhowboutmesay 11 месяцев назад

“That was the wrong kind of package to mail.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SuperSecretAgentNein 9 лет назад

The dance Danny does at 2:16 is maybe my favorite thing ever.

@manabluerose 9 лет назад

It really is amazing for so many reasons.

@superstarsarah95 9 лет назад

I thought I was the only one who thought so!

@ZachariusStorkanus 9 лет назад

From now on lets call it "Boner Ballet". Please?

@groovylobster 10 лет назад

Everybody's freaking out over how the Mailman and Zookeeper are ninja Brian, and i'm just over here laughing way too hard over the fact that ninja Brian's keyboard stand is a walker.

@DerpyDooReviews 10 лет назад

it's called a zimmer frame ;3

@engellokezar7174 4 года назад

The piano playing in this song is godly

@electronicrat3836 5 лет назад

“I can tuck away my Johnson, but I can never tuck away my shame”

@TheUnknownAK 7 лет назад

3:17 the origin of Ninja Brian flipping everyone off in each video

@crazycrazyman7095 8 лет назад

First 10 times I watched this video, I had no idea the postman was ninja Brian. It was not until I watched ninja sex party's cover of everybody wants to rule the world (which In my opinion is better than the original) when I saw him unmask, and than I watched this video again and was like holy crap, that's ninja Brian.

@johnwrite6810 8 лет назад

Yes! It was like "Wait... He's a ninja, postman, zoo keeper and has a Ph.D.???"Screw ruling the world, I everybody wants to be Ninja Brian

@chaytonmoon1836 8 лет назад

I was relistening to my copy of this today and realized that that was ninja brians voice and had to watch the music video to see if he was in it

@chinpo4520 7 лет назад

CrazyCrazyMan he unmasked back in I just want to dance

@gr13434 6 лет назад

So no one could tell by the matching eyes?

@kfaughter4350 6 лет назад

i dont know why but i always watch this video/listen to the song when i ironically try to get not hard, IT ALWAYS WORKS edit: this is my favorite nsp song and its the first i ever heard

@alexandrahunt1383 4 года назад

I just got home from work just to watch all of the NSP music videos. I really love the energy Dan has when him and NB make these videos. Lyrics are fucking mint and Dan's dancing is perfect. Ah well, now its on to the next NSP video. Life is beautiful.