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Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian take a moment to contemplate how awesome the world would be if they were gay.
Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special Guests:
Tracey Petrillo
Shamikah Christina Martinez
Mark Peterson
Morgan Golden
Ruth Schwartz
And introducing Tortilla and Guapo Futuristico as "The Gay Ninjas"
Directed by Jim Turner
1st AD - Mark Peterson
Production Assistants:
Morgan Goldin
David "GunShow" Cowles
Mark Peterson
Disco Lighting Technician:
David "GunShow" Cowles
LYRICS:
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

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@digodabrik201 5 лет назад

that casual “BRIANS GAY” in the middle of the song always gets me

@synthwavecat96 4 года назад

Doesn't compare to the "moo" in the middle of Cool Patrol

@litewavegames3967 4 года назад

And his casual "ouch" as he's falling down the cliff

@owo256 4 года назад

And that causal "oh shit" before he falls

@quinndys 4 года назад

999th like wow so close to 1000

@howeyyadoing9070 4 года назад

1:23

@tylercobb2389 5 лет назад

Danny you should have used a dummie for that fall because that looked dangerous

@Versace21_0 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bizaster 4 года назад

Lmao

@mahardikasalman5252 4 года назад

Lol

@Ashroominaraincoat 4 года назад

Waiting for the woooosh

@ManiacalflameYT 4 года назад

memeboi583 , I’ll sacrifice myself, Hey Tyler Cobb! that WAS a dummy you fucking idiot smh

@DarkShadows713 7 лет назад

I love how Brian has a wife and a kid but we still have no solid evidence that Danny isn't gay.

@zackhavel3874 5 лет назад

Cause brian's wife is a cover! xD

@dr.dirtydan497 5 лет назад

This song is evidence that he isn’t gay

@Kingicetre 5 лет назад

Confirmed yesterday he has a gf

@zackhavel3874 5 лет назад

@@Kingicetre Omg he has a gayfriend?!?!(i know he's not gay it's a joke)

@vincentmorales7257 5 лет назад

He's Danny Sexbang. What more evidence do you need?

@leehitashi2621 4 года назад

I love how in every video Brian's eyes vividly show his insatiable lust for murder

@Bread_Lord 4 года назад

correction need to kill dan

@casualsanta 3 года назад

i think you mean his lust for men bc brian's gay

@mjrmalfunction 3 года назад

His lust for man.... . . . . ...slaughter

@thefreakasaurus Год назад

i think you mean his insatiable lust for dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick balls. dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick 💥 balls 💥 one 💥 two 💥 balls. 💥

@hopepapernacky 6 месяцев назад

And dick

@mach6794 Год назад

I love the implication that all pain and misery in the world is a direct result of Danny Sexbang's heterosexuality.

@Mare_Man 11 месяцев назад

Is it wrong?

@WiQiDgamer 10 месяцев назад

kiss me if they're wrong

@wittycreativehandle 10 месяцев назад

donnie *

@Scylla_real 5 месяцев назад

I mean a good portion of all plotlines are created through Danny wanting to fuck a woman. 6969 Date night I wanna say magic crystal because yes after the king mentioned hot and blonde Danny immediately started paying attention.

@TheRedRaccoonDog 3 месяца назад

Brian's doing his part!

@mal8359 7 лет назад

Just realized that dan made an entire video with an actual budget and wrote a song, just to call his friend Brian gay And that is commitment

@davekooper 5 лет назад

How is this not the top comment. You totally changed my view of the video :D

@Lilliathi 5 лет назад

And then you find out that Brian wrote it.

@GamefreakRX 5 лет назад

It's just something best friends do. To be honest...

@soniccrocodile4578 5 лет назад

@@Lilliathi you have ruined everything with your truth and logic leave this place

@jdprettynails 5 лет назад

@@soniccrocodile4578 I think the fact Brian wrote it makes it funnier

@Dukeofnachos 8 лет назад

Also, props to the shirtless ninja casually bouncing his pecs to the beat.

@darkashtar 8 лет назад

Yeah, and the ninja in green really getting into dancing in the background near the end lol

@static_irony 8 лет назад

That takes skill man

@MrSumbody69 8 лет назад

thats what im screaming

@acemoriarty 7 лет назад

that takes hella talent.

@charlottedove8354 7 лет назад

Dukeofnachos I can't stop staring at him DX

@lunarmoon7636 4 года назад

the budget was like 4 dollars but by god did they make use of those 4 dollars

@paninibread1795 3 года назад

Do you know how expensive male strippers are though??

@artemisthefoul7597 3 года назад

I’m willing to bet they just got some buff random people I grind on brian

@username172 Год назад

Excuse me? Did you see that falling effect at the end?? Thats like, atleast 10 dollars worth of work

@loganrenfrow2544 8 лет назад

I didn't think someone would be able to fit the word "dick" 73 times into one song.

@loganrenfrow2544 8 лет назад

In the description, yeah.

@loganrenfrow2544 8 лет назад

+Plug 'n Play Good point.

@skddragen9151 8 лет назад

that just nsp'S style

@TheAmazingL1nk3rz 8 лет назад

Logan Renfrow in half a minute

@TheAmazingL1nk3rz 8 лет назад

TwoEcksKay I FEEL TRIGGERED

@shahman76 6 лет назад

The older I get, the more immature my sense of humour gets. This song is hilarious.

@arctohru 4 года назад

I feel called out

@apathetic_graffiti 4 года назад

I fear what happens to my humour when I get older

@pryingeyes1551 4 года назад

That's happened to me too. I wonder if it's the 3 brain injuries I've had since my late 20s.

@doll.perasite9030 4 года назад

How funny is it now

@Tibs05 3 года назад

Its pretty funny 😂

@quintuspotatimus2811 8 лет назад

The rumour come out. Does Ninja Brian is gay? Ninja Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumour comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumour. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumour which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumour. The rumour is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumour is really much talked by people even a person in his fans.

@tw1lightprincess 8 лет назад

im done

@quintuspotatimus2811 8 лет назад

+Megan Crockett lol

@dansaunders1655 8 лет назад

Game Grumps/NSP Memes: Ascend.

@seththetactician6712 8 лет назад

I think you mean Ninjab Ryan

@arielherman8373 8 лет назад

lol by man

@xan9224 4 года назад

Genius plan #69: 1. Meet man named brian 2. Become close enough with him to make jokes at his expense 3. Go to karaoke with him (and others) 4. Karaoke this 5. Win I'm currently on part 1

@murasakiusagi5124 4 года назад

So how's the plan going?

@xan9224 4 года назад

@@murasakiusagi5124 on part 2

@deadweight7334 4 года назад

@@xan9224 so is brian a good friend or he is he an asshole, and is he gay?, the plan would work 10 times better if he is gay.

@maskguy4014 4 года назад

Give daily updates

@hectord.garcia2794 4 года назад

I need to know how this ends

@PlayMadness 8 лет назад

Friendly reminder that Brian now has a child. Who will probably see this someday.

@bellaella2772 8 лет назад

oh man that will be awkward explaining that

@superbanananinja 7 лет назад

PlayMadness Just wait until the day he shows Audrey this...that will be a strange day indeed

@jakwishjake 7 лет назад

Nah, Brian would just blowdart the kid

@noahjobin8389 7 лет назад

No brian wect has a kid mot ninja brian

@SmashyPlays 7 лет назад

PlayMadness wait really who's his wife?

@shiensubordinate7516 7 лет назад

*Casual 'ouch' as he tumbles off a cliff side*

@yakuzabalooza450 6 лет назад

Kizna Sabs *gets blown up directly by a nuke* "Ouch"

@trailmxx2298 6 лет назад

I want to like this...but the likes are at 420 so...

@stefcannon2580 5 лет назад

"AHH OHHHH OW OHHHH AHH OUCH AHH OWWWW AHH"

@DownUnderPunk 5 лет назад

I love the girly moan like sound he makes at the end of the fall.

@curtisleblanc5897 5 лет назад

Yeah, uh. It was mentioned in their second music video. Danny Sexbang's one weakness is the: It's uhhh. . . It's kind of when you. . . HERE let them SHOW YOU! :) ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-LOYQtbz_pPg.html

@insomniico4046 5 лет назад

Psychiatrist: Baby Danny isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Baby Danny:

@nathanielrivera5912 4 года назад

The real baby Jesus

@twilightoracle3317 3 года назад

He looked like something out of icarly

@ultimateshipper8997 3 года назад

These Baby doll arms though.

@waterPsychiatrist 3 года назад

Nah I very explicitly said it was real and you should run as fast as you can

@elizabethlee2136 3 года назад

You fools. Baby Danny.... when Puppy Danny is there molesting a puppy

@icarusmarioFAN 4 года назад

1:38 My favorite part of this is how aggressively those girls say "BALLS!"

@hush3956 4 года назад

It's an important matter. It needs to be taken seriously

@lorehammer40k4 Год назад

Nah, the best part is how offended the girl in silver looks when Danny skips over her while he's listing all of the dicks that Brian would suck.

@v0id_d3m0n 9 месяцев назад

it's a great shot xD

@daddybrie463 8 лет назад

As a gay person, I can confirm this is what life is like

@kyleross6286 8 лет назад

ayyyy fronk iero

@RayEP 8 лет назад

Poor Brian

@lucasmackj4612 8 лет назад

d aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@marvinhanson9391 8 лет назад

mcr fandom where u at ?

@elliem2072 8 лет назад

+Marvin Hanson Drumming MCRX fandom now

@naterk9460 6 лет назад

"Could you imagine if we were gay?" I'm aware that rule 34 is a thing, yes.

@gingergamer3270 4 года назад

This now has 34 likes, you're welcome

@KapaBahamut 4 года назад

And now they have actual r34 of them and they’re group of friends so no I don’t need to imagine XD

@cheshirecats6974 4 года назад

This was a mildly mediocre comment but you're close to 666 likes

@ventirudd8479 8 лет назад

Does anyone else watch the NSP videos from start to finish just to see the evolution of Danny's hair?

@yourpalcas 8 лет назад

Yes

@welobow9741 8 лет назад

i couldn't believe how hard I laughed at what you said

@pikamaster2622 8 лет назад

I believe every body does

@welobow9741 8 лет назад

@evergreen4224 8 лет назад

Of Course

@Nine-Oh-Five 5 лет назад

I showed this to a gay friend. He couldnt breathe

@senbonzakura8212 4 года назад

Not nearly enough!

@FamousWolfe 4 года назад

That choice of words has aged poorly........yeahhhh

@doransoran 4 года назад

@@FamousWolfe I think you can still say it

@doll.perasite9030 4 года назад

Oh damn he goes that hard?

@slipknotsink 4 года назад

666 likes lol

@SPOTLIGHTSTARZ 8 лет назад

The rumor come out. Does Brian is gay?

@Adventuriseable 7 лет назад

Spotlight Starz Well, it is most discuss in the RU-vid.

@vectogames8329 7 лет назад

@woowwooo2548 7 лет назад

Spotlight Starz The real question is Does Jumin Han Is Gay

@SPOTLIGHTSTARZ 7 лет назад

kennedie borrilez XD

@kylastewart4085 7 лет назад

kennedie borrilez omg yes jumin

@10INTM 8 лет назад

The rumor come out...

@bebepayasito 8 лет назад

Does NSP is gay?

@unknowngaming5751 7 лет назад

10INTM does dan and Brian is gay?

@mjangelvortex 7 лет назад

Does Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian is gay?

@phi0_ 7 лет назад

*Donnie Sexbang and Nijab Ryan

@samsoa19 7 лет назад

+Sigma Waffle Donnie Sexbag*

@tannermarlow6871 7 лет назад

It gets me every time they use that ragdoll body double for dan

@Fletchlingboy 6 лет назад

the Dannequin is its official name

@DormantGolem 6 лет назад

What are you talking about he does all his own stunts?

@Fletchlingboy 6 лет назад

Obviously. They just SAY its a mannequin. For... legal reasons.

@pookini4836 6 лет назад

Remember the first music video they did? Dan used to be a ninja before he became a rockstar so what you're seeing there is a form of substitution jutsu that Dan learned when he was a ninja. It's so effective that Brian himself is fooled by the aforementioned technique.

@plateinator3493 5 лет назад

that's obviously him in that shot

@UhOphelia 2 года назад

This is the perfect example of how you do humor like this. Even 11 years later, it's still funny. No one is attacked in this video, it aged perfectly

@jacestar3007 Год назад

Danny gets 2 poison darts in the neck bro 💀

@JRTO_ Год назад

@@jacestar3007shhhhh

@qrowing Год назад

My friend and I would turn this, ultimate sandwich, and manticore on whenever we would smoke. Safe to say they still crack me up all this time later lmao. Oh, and I think the theme song maybe? "Now you should buy us all nachos. But none for yourself. You're training, no food!"

@ozharms 6 месяцев назад

@@qrowingI think you’re thinking of Sex Training

@CartoDarko 6 месяцев назад

FRR and it's so fucking funny too

@purplemountainmeow 8 лет назад

I watch this video way too often.

@ToadNibb 7 лет назад

PurpleMountainMeow same I think this is my 10th time

@andresmauco5424 7 лет назад

KamRocks 10th time? I've watched it 10 times a day!

@kylehollenbaugh3464 7 лет назад

Andres Mauco You may just actually be gay

@fishtofishpbobet8999 7 лет назад

PurpleMountainMeow same

@cactoid9281 7 лет назад

PurpleMountainMeow I have the same problem.

@ellainacase427 7 лет назад

here's a drinking game: take a shot every time he says Dick

@samlyons1354 7 лет назад

Ellaina case R.I.P

@samuelreed8888 7 лет назад

Ellaina case

@himynameisfin 7 лет назад

Ellaina case Sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip DEAD

@lewisashallsci 7 лет назад

pikachu And violet just died of alcohol poisoning now

@ellainacase427 7 лет назад

Lewis Ashall yep

@TheChildofAuraReborn 9 лет назад

No man is as sexually confident as Danny is when you see the costumes he wears for these videos.

@chippydippy1530 9 лет назад

Totally agree

@JordabHawkeye 9 лет назад

TheChildofAuraReborn Did you not see the Game Grumps play Gingerbread Man?

@Medicalmew 9 лет назад

TheChildofAuraReborn I have too much dignity I need to keep intact to do anything like that. I'm too modest.

@FlowIrec 9 лет назад

TheChildofAuraReborn Arin (Egoraptor) is pretty sexually confident too.

@Richard600606 9 лет назад

TheChildofAuraReborn Give some Credit to Ninja Brian too. 1:21 is impressive.

@asasanford8513 4 года назад

So story time: i found this video a little after I realized I was gay and I was ashamed of who I was based on what my family believed, and weirdly enough this video alone made me so comfortable with who I am cause it was the first gay media I saw that was lighthearted and fun. So thanks NSP for that! Plus the two dudes on the flying pink duvet will never not be hot. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@flawyerlawyertv7454 4 года назад

👏

@Yogurt2740 4 года назад

yass betch! fuck your parent's beliefs

@t00thv0mit6 4 года назад

Asa Sanford WE. LOVE. THAT. OMFG

@nerfeddonut7871 4 года назад

Ur an opp?

@mansytchannel3070 4 года назад

WOOOOOOOO

@Rock_8oy 8 лет назад

Does anyone else just love the one "ouch" at 2:01

@peachbIossom 8 лет назад

+The Rock & Roll Gamer i absolutely love the entire falling sequence tbh XD

@ALonsdaleiteRebis 8 лет назад

I swore I was the only one! I say it every time it comes up.

@Hotaru_Kagayaku 8 лет назад

Ikr that's the best part of that especially when before he falls he just says oh shit

@cryingbreakfastfriends3368 8 лет назад

Thats literally the best part! XD

@maryudomah4387 7 лет назад

Oh shit.

@hamdamage6230 9 лет назад

Does anyone else think Danny looks SO fab in the black croptop?

@myopics6435 9 лет назад

OMG! Yes!

@rodriguezivan71 9 лет назад

dem shorts doe

@rowan4918 9 лет назад

+A Cookie fuckin tru

@harleyharley4213 9 лет назад

yes. your not alone.

@pandamax9958 9 лет назад

What a wise cookie you are 0-0

@TheScienceWitch_tsw 8 лет назад

I wonder how Audrey is gonna feel about this when she inevitably finds this

@cryingbreakfastfriends3368 8 лет назад

Audrey: um dad... What is this? Brian: *in his ninja costume puts middle fingers up and smokebombs away*

@dripmaster247 8 лет назад

She'll probably love it.

@annellora 8 лет назад

It would look like your profile pic :D

@graydonkyler2004 8 лет назад

The Science Witch "dad...why...."

@hannahwash09 7 лет назад

not as scarred as shes gonna feel when she finds the manticore video, trust me

@moxwinters6165 3 года назад

So I'm glad to see that even in a universe where both Ninja Brian and Danny are gay, that Danny still gets practically no action while Ninja Brian gets everyone

@nicomoist5336 3 года назад

XD yaas

@Open_Air_Museum Год назад

No bitches?

@destryshafer2764 5 лет назад

Considering Brian wrote a friendfiction about sucking dan, this song wasn't just Dannys idea

@Ash-wu4oq 4 года назад

. . .he did wha-????

@lunarjade6360 4 года назад

What? Youve never read the legendary fic, 'The Beej'?

@Ash-wu4oq 4 года назад

@@lunarjade6360 No i havent? where is it?????

@lunarjade6360 4 года назад

gamegrumps.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beej The entirety of it is on the wiki! I am glad i got to be the one to introduce you to this masterpiece, my friend

@charlesdolling5403 4 года назад

Oh my god I just found this and I love it

@jemdragons3120 6 лет назад

No one going to mention how terrifying Baby Danny is? Okay.

@TigerFucker 6 лет назад

I think it's cute.

@Somebody9666 5 лет назад

it's the arms.....

@raccoon_goth 5 лет назад

Oh yess, more nightmare fuel than I needed from Ninja Sex Party

@Sharon_Hocutt 5 лет назад

Danny's Grandma!

@goldenboy9182 5 лет назад

He hounts my dreams and nightmares

@masafulgur4967 8 лет назад

does the westboro baptist have a facebook... ... .... i wanna send this to them as a national anthem of love... and peace... and harmony

@charajones2253 8 лет назад

Too late. I've already done it

@TZmayo 7 лет назад

Masa Fulgur 9

@justhere9367 7 лет назад

have they replied

@strawberryfox2049 7 лет назад

Masa Fulgur 😂😂

@Bammah_ 4 года назад

“Ouch” - Danny Sexbang 2010

@simone6090 7 лет назад

This is the worst song to have stuck in my head at work. Mostly because I'm a teacher and my friend/colleague is named Brian.

@tabithastone8863 5 лет назад

Now that my friend, if a fanfic waiting to happen

@sinkingboat.8555 4 года назад

🤣 sorry but like how could I not

@BlueShotTM 4 года назад

If my teacher sang that i would die!!!

@digodabrik201 4 года назад

just the sheer the self control needed.

@nikkihutchinson640 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@Mudkip971 9 лет назад

Finally turned 18! My Age restriction video days are over. Can finally re-watch this.

@Mudkip971 9 лет назад

Aidan FailKB I usually play fair

@theleafeon8020 9 лет назад

Rewatch?

@Mudkip971 9 лет назад

Angelo Ramirez Yeah the age restriction for this video was only made a few months ago.

@Mudkip971 9 лет назад

***** XD

@MiniatureRanni 9 лет назад

***** You and me both brother. You and me both.

@finleypower976 7 лет назад

Brian deserves a medal he kept a straight face

@PChamileon97 6 лет назад

Finley Power *STRAIGHT* Face

@leg0le 6 лет назад

There's a joke on there somewhere

@cbayer5012 6 лет назад

But how can do that if he's gay

@netcrns 6 лет назад

he has a mask on

@Rowantale 6 лет назад

Finley Power the mask is just to hide his gay face, so you always think it’s a straight face

@Toasted.Pencils 4 года назад

Danny looks like he’s in his early 20’s here, but this music video was produced only nine years ago. _so that would make him_ *31*

@birchbarks550 4 года назад

no,I refuse,shut up,this isn't the truth,no,be quiet,no.

@jtag7069 4 года назад

@@birchbarks550 Danny is 41. Sorry to crush your dreams lmao

@lilyryan3146 4 года назад

K T pretty sure they meant that although he looks young in this vid, he’s already 31

@Daybreak6427 4 года назад

Actually, he's 41.

@darrelgreene7094 3 года назад

Yeah he looked like... 19-22. lol Man ages well. He FINALLY looks 30, and he's now 40.

@dimensionalMystery 8 лет назад

Imagine if Brian's daughter finds this when she's older xD

@mcalpin3326 8 лет назад

omg

@briellegaurrich8759 8 лет назад

+The Angry Owl i hope so

@elliottevans2312 8 лет назад

+The Angry Owl Brian will show her with a proud 'embarrassing dad' sort of look on his face

@GamefreakRX 8 лет назад

+The Angry Owl Implying he won't still be doing this

@tomchristoffer 8 лет назад

+The Angry Owl He's already been showing her some NSP, actually.

@RatOfTheWoods 5 лет назад

Brian would be the most powerful bottom of all time

@dramadobacalhau8059 4 года назад

True

@callmeravenlee1972 3 года назад

Don’t say that. He can’t know. We can’t allow him to gain that power

@brianstryker4536 3 года назад

Bienvenue Power Bottom!

@the_otherpurringcutiepie7710 3 года назад

True

@justinstarr5930 3 года назад

He is master of the five second death clench technique

@nany9637 9 лет назад

THAT END ALWAYS FUCKING KILLS ME

@tFighterPilot 9 лет назад

Natalie Martinez It also kills Donnie Sexbag

@thomaskloos6409 9 лет назад

tFighterPilot Danny Sexbang.

@kaimiranda2121 9 лет назад

Thomas Kloos it kills Ninja Ryan 2.

@thomaskloos6409 9 лет назад

The Lost Soul Yeah, forgot about that.

@georgewest1193 9 лет назад

"Ouch"

@TheLeaf424 3 года назад

1:03 danny waiting for his cue behind the girl killed me

@bonepaste_3336 7 лет назад

This is the literal embodiment of middle school humor 😂😂😂

@Guy-ib6dk 6 лет назад

ArtWork Animations I will scream this song out at my school now.

@DrearyDropAlt 6 лет назад

ArtWork Animations that is a spot on statement

@juliannededrick163 6 лет назад

So true tho! 😂😂😂

@mediumwaffle4104 6 лет назад

Na. Middle schoolers would hate this

@crazychimchar555 6 лет назад

Medium Waffle you haven’t been to my school then

@robot_nick6377 5 лет назад

A man with a phd dressed as a ninja is in between two nearly naked buff ninjas who are dancing

@KomboAndy 3 года назад

A Phd signed by the Terminator

@elizabethlee2136 3 года назад

I dont wanna ruin 369. But excellently done

@TrollingTrollsTroll 9 лет назад

I want a GIF of the Danny doll falling.

@MekboyKhal 9 лет назад

add gif to the url and edit from there... you're welcome

@Knuckles134 9 лет назад

How about a 10 minute loop???? :D

@TrollingTrollsTroll 9 лет назад

***** Pretty please? Already subscribed to you due to the "DAAAAAAN" loop, which is bloody amazing.

@Knuckles134 9 лет назад

TrollingTrollsTroll ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FxLYMhX7Od0.html

@ximipeepimix2890 9 лет назад

He did it.

@tmntleo 3 года назад

I like to blast this when my brothers' homophobic, incredibly straight friend Brian comes over.

@ewu.. 3 года назад

Noice

@ShadowNite1105 Год назад

*You're doing God's work, son*

@jellywolf123 3 месяца назад

YES

@Kari_UrValentine 8 лет назад

Me:" wait, why is this age-res-.....😐oh shit."

@cassiegrey3053 8 лет назад

SAME

@pikamaster2622 8 лет назад

why

@Kari_UrValentine 8 лет назад

+Kaiden Patterson If your asking this video includes the word dick 70 something times, extreme humping, Ninjas

@loganrenfrow2544 8 лет назад

Honestly it's not as bad as some other NSP videos that aren't restricted in my opinion.

@ramniwaskumar5940 8 лет назад

@centurionquincy3899 7 лет назад

I think my favorite part, even more than the pec bouncing ninja, is the fact that at some point this conversation happened: Danny: Hey mom (he calls his grandma 'mom') Brian and I are filming a music video. GSB (Granny Sex Bang): oh how nice, which song? Danny: it's the song where I accuse Brian of being gay, and say Dick as many times as possible. Do you want to be in it? GSB: of course I do!

@Xarazel 6 лет назад

Granny Sexbang: "ohh you and ya boyfriend Brian! how cute!"

@shadowsableyexd2660 6 лет назад

Xarazel oh my god yes

@awayout719 6 лет назад

Yeah the pec bouncing ninja on the pink duvet was fucking hilarious

@thesecondcomingofchrist3825 6 лет назад

Are we gonna skip over the granny sex bang

@Akira.0. 6 лет назад

@@thesecondcomingofchrist3825 no one has forgotten the great granny sexbang

@Ziggy_Rotten 8 лет назад

Here's a list of things that I love to hear. nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, nsp, ball's.... I mean nsp.

@Ziggy_Rotten 8 лет назад

And dick.... I mean NSP. But really dick. JK or am I? :P

@Cannedtun4 7 лет назад

Ziggy Rotten I was impressed that they where able to fit the word dick 73 times into like 30 seconds

@Ziggy_Rotten 7 лет назад

punderful kiddo lol. Me too, NSP are great.

@Cannedtun4 7 лет назад

Ziggy Rotten. true tho

@bigghugges5684 7 лет назад

Just imagine something real quick... back in 2010 someone had to sit down at a computer and write "dick" 73 times... and our beloved Danny Sexbang had to practice this song over and over, each time saying "dick" 73 times. The thought of that makes me uncontrollably giggle.

@PriceAintRight 4 года назад

"As Brian licks a sack" Still funny 8 years later

@genericmattresssalesman9003 3 года назад

Also 10 years

@brageohm2032 5 лет назад

1:24 I just love how the blonde girl is clapping like “Good for you”

@thespaceofades2734 5 лет назад

1:47 I like how they both become confused when he points at them and says "Your dick".

@deadaccount2212 5 лет назад

SOMEBODY SUNG THE BEGGINING OF THIS AT SCHOOL AND I CRIED.

@violetbaudelaire7353 5 лет назад

I know this is unrelated but nice DDLC profile picture 😁😅

@deadaccount2212 5 лет назад

Thanks lol

@violetbaudelaire7353 5 лет назад

@@deadaccount2212 np 😅

@konekoray9323 4 года назад

Wait, this implies that your friend did not finish singing it. Why did they not finish the song?

@elquercu7116 4 года назад

@@konekoray9323 they died of gay

@stormyperson44 5 лет назад

I feel like Brian's just fighting to prevent himself from bursting out into laughter. Edit: I just learned that Dan is a Game Grump and that explains so much.

@guilhermetito2003 4 года назад

When this song and video were recorded he wasn't a GameGrump yet

@RedPilledAsFuck 4 года назад

Guilherme Tito woah :0

@Occultist_Anonymous 4 года назад

How did you find this channel first

@Cyber-Hexagon 4 года назад

Guilherme Ronha YO FOR REAL?

@lewiscampbell8683 3 года назад

I don’t know why but “Ninjab Ryan” makes me laugh everytime

@BenjaminRegen 2 года назад

Please watch Jacksfilms series, Your Grammar Sucks Enjoy :)

@smokesparkdragonfly1368 6 лет назад

Friendly reminder that dannys grandma is now a great grandma

@glassphoenix9095 6 лет назад

what happened?

@maskedwatercress 6 лет назад

Danny doesn't have a kid though lol

@brandonr3072 6 лет назад

Charlie 789 he has a sister though......

@immortalra2053 6 лет назад

What would you do if you found out your uncle did stuff like this

@ellzrandom2392 6 лет назад

And that danny is almost 40

@RaaynML 10 лет назад

I love how the only video with "Gay" in the title is the only video with a content warning on this channel. Wow RU-vid.

@patu8010 10 лет назад

It's like we're living in Russia or something.

@858Boi 8 лет назад

but does Brian is gay?

@thebeatles7109 8 лет назад

yes does brian gay

@jamesbowers5478 8 лет назад

Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago.

@Symba_Sense 8 лет назад

+James Bowers Brian is married to a girl

@virginiacaetano2813 8 лет назад

+Bricen Cole They're referencing a funny. Google "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

@luneth770 8 лет назад

The question come out.

@GalexiDude 2 года назад

Danny is such a supportive friend embracing the fact that his friend is gay and even making a song about it.

@Keegerator 6 лет назад

the non-committal "ouch" gets me every damn time omfg (2:01)

@tristenprescott1916 3 года назад

LMAOOO ME TOO 😂😂😂

@xanatos8920 8 лет назад

"Just unicorns and magic, if we were super gay..." So does that mean Unicorn Wizard is a song about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian's super-gay parallel universe counterparts, The Unicorn Wizard and Princess Handjob? Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND TO SHIT

@tyronesnofolophogus6020 8 лет назад

Fuck yeah you did!

@dotapark 8 лет назад

It's too make sense. All is unnecessarily clear now.

@Thebrandoverse 8 лет назад

woah..... that is amazing!

@austinsears3648 8 лет назад

Yes you did

@hamyell 8 лет назад

+Xanatos yes, yes you did

@NeoBluereaper 10 лет назад

For once true fear was shown in Ninja Brian's eyes... but then he killed it.

@SpaceGandalf 10 лет назад

Along with Danny and 1,457,334,257,429 other living creatures throughout the multiverse.

@danielquinlan2457 10 лет назад

Brilliance With A Mask I'd call that a slow day.

@m.o.3745 4 года назад

0:53 "There would be no sadness if we were super gay" Super gay? Do you need a cape to be super gay?

@obliviousotterI 3 года назад

Of course. Did you not know that?

@ultimateshipper8997 3 года назад

A cape, and a jockstrap.

@slushiie9674 3 года назад

i'm super gay and still sad so. clickbait

@MsMimirabbit 10 лет назад

For the full experience watch at 0.5 speed.

@leggiekitty 10 лет назад

Why would you do this to me?

@MsMimirabbit 10 лет назад

Moonstarforever Because you deserved it.

@leggiekitty 10 лет назад

1.5 For best results.

@MsMimirabbit 10 лет назад

Moonstarforever I died a little when he read the list at this speed. That was amazing, thank you.

@FoxSnootz 10 лет назад

He sounds drunk in the beginning.

@thecraigadile1494 7 лет назад

We see a rare sight at 1:25 ...The sight of Ninja Brian looking genuinely terrified...It’s spectacular!

@michelleamos8460 5 лет назад

That's isn't fear. It's pure rage

@Shippiddge 10 лет назад

Oh my god hahaah! The "list" was the BEST.

@IAmWilliamWallas 10 лет назад

Watch this guy! He made Smashtasm!

@hoppyman11 10 лет назад

S-Senpai Shippiddge, What are you doing here? * //////// *

@oziaurencedelapena3073 10 лет назад

DICKS!

@chrisfallin9211 10 лет назад

Yeah it was dick dick dick dick BALLS! Lol

@katapaltes 10 лет назад

I guess Danny got his little feelings hurt by Mel?

@jessylabrie9298 Год назад

Still one of my favorite songs. Glad this band never changed.

@vorbees7534 6 лет назад

"A puppy licks it mother" *ryan slowly lifts his head*

@RedPilledAsFuck 5 лет назад

*brian*

@cheesenozzle6776 5 лет назад

@@RedPilledAsFuck no its Ninjab Ryan

@KwandreSchwul 4 года назад

And Donnie Sexbag

@aMAXproduction 8 лет назад

Am I the only one that didn't need someone to send them here?

@wompwomp1658 8 лет назад

Nah

@taken_over3416 8 лет назад

Nope

@hotshot2471 8 лет назад

Course not its that good

@squidlord9157 8 лет назад

Nope

@emmamiranda1820 8 лет назад

welcome

@charlee2273 7 лет назад

I can confirm this is EXACTLY what it's like being gay. 100%. 10/10.

@throckmorton7727 7 лет назад

Charlee cool. I am gay now

@antisepticblep3825 7 лет назад

Charlee yes

@austinluther5825 7 лет назад

Charlee awasss

@smileyking3193 7 лет назад

Same

@somekindofbirdman6524 7 лет назад

Man I dun got the gay now 😉

@Blacklemonsss 4 года назад

"top ten most emotional coming out stories"

@jesterjacks3933 7 лет назад

You can see Brian secretly laughing under the mask. It's lovely.

@ZeroWolf1998 7 лет назад

I wonder why this ,of all of their songs, is this the age restricted one

@sen8860 6 лет назад

ZoraZoua there's also everybody shut up

@Akira.0. 5 лет назад

Have you seen their other songs

@Akira.0. 5 лет назад

Like objects of desire

@Strutsiina 5 лет назад

Because youtube doesn't deem lgbt-folk advertiser friendly.

@zachlee8795 5 лет назад

It’s not age-restricted for me lol

@fouroffoxes 5 лет назад

the first "what if we _____ jk..... unless" time to give Danny all the awards

@astonchip 4 года назад

Two guys staying 5 feet apart because one of them Isn't gay

@randomfandoms6769 4 года назад

I wonder which one...

@SkyeTGR 3 года назад

Have your 69th like from me!

@shialabeouf1928 7 лет назад

6 years later... Here I am again.

@lavenderwaffles4047 6 лет назад

hey man (or whatever) you have a month to refresh your comment or it won't be valid anymore

@LuckyFoxLin 7 лет назад

The most creative lyrics in the world.

@bridgetandscott 6 лет назад

a child's smile lights up the room. Really

@davvve1793 6 лет назад

LuckyFox it's kinda hard to say dick so many times in a row though

@matts.7839 7 лет назад

In 12 years, Brian will show proudly his daughter his band's greatest hits... How TF will she react!?

@Noodles4Ever1000 4 года назад

ten years later, "i have to laugh. HAHAHA, HA HA!" still makes me lose my shit

@Noodles4Ever1000 11 месяцев назад

yep, still hilarious

@BlazeMakesGames 10 лет назад

I wish I could nominate this song for best use of the word Dick for a solid 30 seconds.

@jenniw9999 6 лет назад

It's truly a masterpiece

@lmkietz 5 лет назад

3 things 1) when Brian is something he is it aggressively. Like in this he is aggressively gay. 2) Brian is not amused 3) Brian yeets men's meat

@hush3956 4 года назад

69 likes

@lmkietz 4 года назад

Looking back I have idea what the [FRICK] I meant by "brian yeets men's meat"

@lmkietz 4 года назад

@@hush3956 nice

@daleemioh2337 7 лет назад

Ninja Brian always looks so worried. It's awesome.

@charlee2273 7 лет назад

DaLeemioh Brian always looks either horribly fucking enraged, or completely and utterly confused. It's amazing.

@crystalmoon116 Месяц назад

Came back to check this out after Arin and Danny tested baby products-- and we had a return of Danny's bonnet and bib

@NoamVH 9 лет назад

A CELEBRATION FOR TODAY I SAY! :D

@Mermi 9 лет назад

***** I thought the same thing!

@1218Draco 9 лет назад

Theme song for such a momentous occasion

@lilyrowland4124 9 лет назад

***** YES

@BlasianBunny 9 лет назад

@1218Draco 9 лет назад

"Just unicorns and magic if we were super gay" Seriously? It's perfect!

@javabean4383 6 лет назад

On behalf of the LGBT community, I declare this the closeted theme.

@vairysp3176 5 лет назад

Yeah. Not a member of this community but still think this is everybody's theme song

@kellymya1147 5 лет назад

Holy yes I was actually thinking about asking a girl who I showed nsp to with this song

@rachaelbrown3656 5 лет назад

Me, a gay in denial: I love this song idk why :) Me now, with a gf: oh

@umbreonlily 5 лет назад

As a bisexual I'm 100% down for that

@TTiger997 5 лет назад

@@rachaelbrown3656 RIP

@freshdarkdreams4810 6 лет назад

I would like to respectfully disagree with the 1.2k people who disliked this song.

@OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад

I would like to disrespectfully disagree with them. Eat a dick, folks! :3

@charlieh4146 4 года назад

The dislikes are just people named Brian who were forwarded this at 3am and dont appreciate it :(

@parisien-pf9kk 2 года назад

dislikes? what is that?

@Cactiisme 2 года назад

@@parisien-pf9kk yes, what are these "dislikes" he speaks of?

@nightsocoolioyep7663 4 года назад

I've never seen a single artist convey the gay experience so accurately as this. I feel seen.

@richmagz4249 7 лет назад

7 years later I still laugh my ass off you guys are hilarious

@light.justlight.2685 8 лет назад

Danny has nice legs.

@bengamess3572 8 лет назад

Light. Just Light.

@scandalousblue 7 лет назад

Light. Just Light. he most definitely does.

@luizhenriquealves9755 5 лет назад

Brian's eyes are the best part of the video, all that cringe, panick and "wth am I doing with my life" feeling so clear in his eyes

@thechrononaut1 2 года назад

It's been 11 years and this is still one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard. It's like, I was in my early 20s when it came out, you expect to get over the juvenile humor, but no. It's still hilarious.

@jacquelinewynne7143 10 лет назад

I just sent this video to my Homophobic friend, who's called Brian. I hope I make his day.

@jacquelinewynne7143 9 лет назад

I use the term "friend" very loosely. :p

@josephwilson4889 9 лет назад

Jacquelines Animatics after I hope you got him a tasteful pink doovay

@ThePeetzerGuy 9 лет назад

...It's Brian! Brian has an ST-- I'm sorry.

@Chaoddity 9 лет назад

Please let us now how that went. lol

@sleebybear9280 9 лет назад

How'd it go

@starstruckvega 7 лет назад

im going to be forever upset this is age restricted its one of the tamer videos theyve done Why This

@TwosidedCT 6 лет назад

Because your sexuality offends people i guess? I don't know either, since the no-reason boner video was completely fine

@jacobmerchant1908 6 лет назад

Nurse Phantump ya

@infenji9149 6 лет назад

Gay = Age restriction

@puranichu 6 лет назад

probably RU-vid cant handle dicks

@Occultist_Anonymous 6 лет назад

Nurse Phantump RU-vid blocked the word "Gay"

@bridgeyanne6263 9 лет назад

I've literally never been more thankful that I sit in the back of the classroom.

@esotericulmanist8331 9 лет назад

Why?

@Lucifronz 9 лет назад

Jack Hyperion Probably harder to hide your erection in front of the class.

@bridgeyanne6263 9 лет назад

LunarD3A7H ah yes, the never ending struggle of hiding my non existent penis.

@suel1241 4 года назад

is no one going to talk about short dannys hair is. I MEAN ITS BEEN 10 YEARS BUT STILL

@yenma3042 8 лет назад

Dan said 'Dick' atleast 69 times. (I counted ;-;)

@Bloodredsummerr 8 лет назад

*73

@Arceedos 7 лет назад

Legend says NSP knew the song wouldn't have at least 69 sayings of the word "dick", so they scrapped the second half and replaced it with dicks.

@katymerrybee4733 7 лет назад

He says dick 73 times this is my favourite song right now and I will listen to this for the rest of my life 💙❤️💙❤️🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

@brianabryantb2330 7 лет назад

Katy Merrybee me too lol

@LightSpeedergaming 7 лет назад

Katy Merrybee lol

@TheRockEatingPancakes 7 лет назад

Being Bisexual I can honestly tell you everything said in this video is 100% true it is all unicorns and magic

@inhaleknives8598 5 лет назад

Im_Am_Franku well only half unicorns and half magic

@inhaleknives8598 5 лет назад

because half gay

@ike4584 5 лет назад

Accursed day walker.

@nickatnight9671 5 лет назад

Im_Am_Franku noice

@kerbalprogram3405 5 лет назад

@@inhaleknives8598 that isn't how it works being bisexual is being so gay that you like the opposite sex as i am pansexual i can testify

@bcollins3811 4 года назад

i think that the "ouch" while danny is falling down the cliff is really underappreciated