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Ninja Sex Party
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MERCH: goodmerchonly....
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INSTAGRAM: / ninjasexparty
TWITTER: / ninjasexparty
FACEBOOK: / ninjasexparty
TIKTOK: / nspband
Danny shares slightly too much information with his (now-ex) girlfriend.
Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
With Special Guest Sara Benincasa
Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner
LYRICS:
Since I moved into your place
One year ago today
Our relationship has deepened
In a spiritual way
As time's swept gently forward
And winter's turned to spring
I know you so much better
Cause I've fucked all your things
I put my package in your mailbox
Made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer
I went down on all your stairs
I took your cabinets from the front
And your sofas from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
And then we sixty-nined
Thanks in advance
For not judging me on
This aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash
All of your belongings
Is when I'm finally whole
I boned you couches and your telephone
And all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle
I had sex with your whole kitchen
With no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good
That you know I had to hit it
Your wallet and your toothbrush
And your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?
Just forget I ever said that
And the carpet and the furniture
Your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection
I dicked your floor for certain
I'm glad I got this off my chest
My soul has taken flight
Don't slam the door on your way out darling
Because I'm slamming it tonight

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@jacksonpetryka2676
@jacksonpetryka2676 10 лет назад
At the beginning, Danny says "since I moved into your place" meaning it is her house, then she leaves at the end meaning. Danny just scored himself a free house
@smooredotjpeg1404
@smooredotjpeg1404 5 лет назад
That's a great scam
@luca_6960
@luca_6960 5 лет назад
YEs.
@seelcudoom1
@seelcudoom1 5 лет назад
a sexy sexy house....
@thatweirdgirl8466
@thatweirdgirl8466 5 лет назад
If you rub your dick on something it is now yours. It’s the same policy as licking things to claim them as your own
@alejandraalonso4648
@alejandraalonso4648 5 лет назад
So what youre saying is... if i fuck someones whole house i can have it
@AdelioNightstorm
@AdelioNightstorm 9 лет назад
The whole "package in your mailbox", "dropped a load inside your washer" and "went down on all your stairs" always cracks me up. Who knew there were so many sexual innuendos about the house?
@austinsears3648
@austinsears3648 8 лет назад
Yep
@PsyichoMario
@PsyichoMario 8 лет назад
+AdelioNightstorm I love the fact this comment has 69 likes!
@AdelioNightstorm
@AdelioNightstorm 8 лет назад
+Psyicho Mario Not anymore, someone ruined it :(
@scnorris629
@scnorris629 8 лет назад
+AdelioNightstorm who would do that?!
@scnorris629
@scnorris629 8 лет назад
u cant leave out smashing your bed, or what about slamming ur door?
@Goofzillers
@Goofzillers 10 лет назад
I just realized that the lamp at 1:46 got turned on.
@papercraft4897
@papercraft4897 4 года назад
Same!
@attacktoasterv282
@attacktoasterv282 4 года назад
@@beepbeep4261 took me 6
@sweetpea2604
@sweetpea2604 Год назад
That lamp isn’t the only one that got turned on
@gilldrill
@gilldrill 10 лет назад
"Aren't you glad I did the dishes?" HOW IS THIS LINE NOT IN THE SONG!?
@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149
Sword Knight OHMYGOD
@rwooshmeifrat6560
@rwooshmeifrat6560 4 года назад
@@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149 LIKE WHY!?
@sr.braydondo
@sr.braydondo 4 года назад
genius
@JillyCookeMusic
@JillyCookeMusic 3 года назад
I'm the 1,000th like!
@nipplestealer9044
@nipplestealer9044 3 года назад
@@JillyCookeMusic Hell yeah, Jilly!
@Sciman101
@Sciman101 9 лет назад
The effort they must have taken to get that door into the bed is ridiculous.
@TheRiskyBrothers
@TheRiskyBrothers 9 лет назад
Sciman101 they're not that heavy, I once had a closet door fall on me in my boxers in the 5th grade
@WiggleJimmy
@WiggleJimmy 9 лет назад
TheRiskyBrothers Why...why is that last part necessary?
@TheRiskyBrothers
@TheRiskyBrothers 9 лет назад
Smiling Kyojin context
@jakedandy8323
@jakedandy8323 9 лет назад
TheRiskyBrothers during a no-reason boner?
@Palpetinus
@Palpetinus 9 лет назад
Sciman101 You unhinge it and carry it a bit. A single person can carry those, they're not heavy. So no, not really much effort.
@Alargator
@Alargator 9 лет назад
I love how Ninja Brian is so enthusiastic about Danny banging her things. Applauding, thumbs up-ing, high five-ing, and always watching. :) A true, true friend.
@joemorgan2390
@joemorgan2390 9 лет назад
Don't you get excited when your friend fucks a mailbox?
@anakruger2412
@anakruger2412 9 лет назад
Alar Stormbringer Won't last long, but I have made your comment likes 69. Off to find a vacuum.
@Alargator
@Alargator 9 лет назад
Ana Kruger Those googly eyes are just impossible to resist.
@anakruger2412
@anakruger2412 9 лет назад
Alar Stormbringer It's more than the googly eyes.....mmmmmm xD
@thekidfromcastlerock3891
@thekidfromcastlerock3891 4 года назад
We all need a Ninja Brian
@scarychewinggum
@scarychewinggum 8 лет назад
im so glad that i exist on a planet where a song about 69ing a hoover exists
@Iruka1991
@Iruka1991 8 лет назад
This song is about deepening your love with your soulmate.
@nicholasfaceboi3192
@nicholasfaceboi3192 8 лет назад
+Marcos Bustos and fucking her stuff
@urfavoriteduckboi9304
@urfavoriteduckboi9304 8 лет назад
+Marcos Bustos JUST A WICKED BONE SESH WITH A MAILBOX.
@DualCrane
@DualCrane 8 лет назад
its called a vacuum you damn brit
@Letonintendo
@Letonintendo 7 лет назад
Dual Crane Hoover is a brand... Like how Americans call plasters Band-Aids.
@guilhermemoreira8694
@guilhermemoreira8694 9 лет назад
Am I the only one judging how old NSP's videos are by Danny's hair?
@drumac7491
@drumac7491 6 лет назад
I thought that was the only way to determine the age of these vids
@Kim_Marie97
@Kim_Marie97 5 лет назад
And what he's wearing
@BioHzrd0010
@BioHzrd0010 5 лет назад
I'm judging the age by the special effects quality.
@rattbastard4158
@rattbastard4158 5 лет назад
Same here.
@dracubmcgila4678
@dracubmcgila4678 5 лет назад
No
@84warhead
@84warhead 8 лет назад
I'm starting to wonder if Danny walks around the house in a variety of silk kimonos
@hamdamage6230
@hamdamage6230 8 лет назад
I hope to god he does
@ldragondeity
@ldragondeity 5 лет назад
Do you not?
@pikapika069
@pikapika069 5 лет назад
I would.
@jcm5863
@jcm5863 5 лет назад
They're perfect for the song 6969
@trueaidooo
@trueaidooo 5 лет назад
Just starting now?
@TheCreepyLantern
@TheCreepyLantern 9 лет назад
sometimes I forget Danny is an incredibly odd person. this ain't one of those times.
@hoodie4439
@hoodie4439 5 лет назад
Wait
@acdenton5726
@acdenton5726 5 лет назад
to be fair Brian wrote this.
@raccoon_goth
@raccoon_goth 4 года назад
Perfectly odd, both of them
@Jimmblet
@Jimmblet 8 лет назад
Let's be real, Imagine how fun this must've been to record. :P
@linehp_9606
@linehp_9606 8 лет назад
+Jimmy7780 i wish there was a bloober video xD
@sonnywilliams4899
@sonnywilliams4899 8 лет назад
+Line Poulsen Yes! #TheDream
@Iruka1991
@Iruka1991 8 лет назад
perhaps, the fun i had watching it times10?
@nicholasfaceboi3192
@nicholasfaceboi3192 8 лет назад
All the nsp's videos must be fun to film
@madison_hailstorm
@madison_hailstorm 9 лет назад
Older nsp songs and videos have so much charm. I remember how impressed I was at their commitment to just being fucking silly
@samkuperman9035
@samkuperman9035 9 лет назад
So you believe that the newer NSP song aren't as good, or...?
@madison_hailstorm
@madison_hailstorm 9 лет назад
No the new songs are better in a lot of ways. Im just nostalgic. Why I Cry is their best song.
@grimmspark594
@grimmspark594 9 лет назад
Octopus Rocket I think"If we were gay" & "Dragonslayer" are their best songs
@grimmspark594
@grimmspark594 9 лет назад
Lonesome Gavlan And Manticore
@grimmspark594
@grimmspark594 9 лет назад
Lonesome Gavlan And unicorn wizard
@rockah12
@rockah12 9 лет назад
If you ignore the actual lyrical content this sounds like a beautiful love song. Listen to the lyrical content, and it's a beautiful love song about fucking furniture.
@emilyc8958
@emilyc8958 3 года назад
That's a big part of their comedy style which I love. 'Wondering' which was released on their most recent album is this to a T
@hiimbrandonk4575
@hiimbrandonk4575 8 лет назад
if they were to release a calendar like the ones they use in these music videos i would buy it.
@1-1-5-2
@1-1-5-2 8 лет назад
Same when is this going to happen
@cakenarwhal625
@cakenarwhal625 5 лет назад
Same!! We need those
@lizlee8715
@lizlee8715 4 года назад
Quick! We need calendar names!
@jasminecornish1448
@jasminecornish1448 10 лет назад
"went down on all your stairs" is the best line in this song xD
@OfficialHowellikai
@OfficialHowellikai 10 лет назад
he could have just stopped the song there and id be happy
@kyloctopus
@kyloctopus 10 лет назад
"Don't slam the door on your way out, Darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"
@jasminecornish1448
@jasminecornish1448 10 лет назад
and thats the reason why he couldn't stop the song there haha
@piratemaxine
@piratemaxine 6 лет назад
Jazzy Cornish no it's then we 69nd
@SmashyPlays
@SmashyPlays 6 лет назад
Brozemax Brozemax no it’s “don’t slam that door on your way out darling, because I’m slamming tonight”
@strobelightstudios7638
@strobelightstudios7638 9 лет назад
Kinda odd when you realize that ninja Brian wrote this...
@laurarawrless5243
@laurarawrless5243 9 лет назад
he did!!??!!
@makenna88
@makenna88 8 лет назад
+Laura Rawrless524 Did we mention he has a PhD?
@666AMC666
@666AMC666 8 лет назад
+Quoodle no he doesnt! Brian has one not Ninja brian, they're not that same person!!
@loganplourde886
@loganplourde886 8 лет назад
+Quoodle a Ph.D. In being a fucking crazy murder ninja
@hamdamage6230
@hamdamage6230 8 лет назад
+Ashley Mc. Brian Wecht and Ninja Brian are indeed the same person
@averywesson1233
@averywesson1233 10 лет назад
Dan needs to sing/play this for Barry after a year of being roommates
@melinamcfadden9153
@melinamcfadden9153 10 лет назад
Da heck did I just watch?!
@KillerChairYT
@KillerChairYT 10 лет назад
Melina Mcfadden Something so hot it will make you want to be with Dan. Dont worry, it happens to all of us.
@LordCantalo
@LordCantalo 4 года назад
Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus I was already a fan, they just made me come back to the vid.
@unknownflowergirl3593
@unknownflowergirl3593 4 года назад
Lord Cantalo I was waiting to see if anyone found this video from Unus Annus
@LordCantalo
@LordCantalo 4 года назад
Unknown Flowergirl Well, your quest has yet to end because I’m a repeat watcher.
@jasperzzzzzzzzz
@jasperzzzzzzzzz 4 года назад
ive been scrolling looking for a comment about this... i used to listen to nsp but completely forgot they existed. super glad unus annus reminded me about them. also super glad someone else found this song after that ep.
@LordCantalo
@LordCantalo 4 года назад
@@jasperzzzzzzzzz How the hell does one forget about a band like NSP?
@jonathanschaffer2594
@jonathanschaffer2594 4 года назад
Oliver James which episode was it?
@starlightreign9932
@starlightreign9932 4 года назад
Was sent here by Ethan and Mark (and of course Unnus Annus), I thank them for reminding me of this masterpiece
@bunkerman_who_digs
@bunkerman_who_digs 2 месяца назад
Cant believe they made a whole dating sim based on this song. Date Everything
@VinTJ
@VinTJ 2 месяца назад
came here to say that, someone beat me to it lmao
@TrickWithAKnife
@TrickWithAKnife 9 лет назад
It just occurred to me that Danny actually had to rub his junk over everything in the house during the filming of the video. Wow...
@rileylaverne7740
@rileylaverne7740 6 лет назад
He probably liked it tho
@IamTealeaf
@IamTealeaf 6 лет назад
@@rileylaverne7740 Probably
@mrpunk327
@mrpunk327 5 лет назад
It's not really his junk they put a prop in his pants
@cjsyblik3296
@cjsyblik3296 5 лет назад
That's dedication
@joshwhitworth7355
@joshwhitworth7355 4 года назад
1:27
@felixnilbog4517
@felixnilbog4517 9 лет назад
Trying to screw a vacuum is probably the scariest thing in the world
@felixnilbog4517
@felixnilbog4517 9 лет назад
The link is broken btw
@felixnilbog4517
@felixnilbog4517 9 лет назад
Ah
@duvdoren538
@duvdoren538 9 лет назад
Felix Nilbog Well at least vacuums can do a good suck
@disneydork100
@disneydork100 9 лет назад
Not as scary as trying to fuck a blender
@felixnilbog4517
@felixnilbog4517 9 лет назад
I fucked an apple today
@DemonRider
@DemonRider 8 лет назад
still a better love story than twilight
@sophiyams9164
@sophiyams9164 8 лет назад
definitely
@autumnkalista3544
@autumnkalista3544 8 лет назад
I've been waiting to see this comment
@AwesomeStuff993
@AwesomeStuff993 6 лет назад
Anything is a better love story than twilight
@mr.potatoes7063
@mr.potatoes7063 4 года назад
@@AwesomeStuff993 yeah
@reverieterribly
@reverieterribly 10 лет назад
God damn this has been stuck in my head forever. Hard to explain when you have the sudden urge to burst into song. It's so perfect though, the melody and Dan's singing are beautiful but the lyrics hilarious. NSP for life.
@JacobGodly
@JacobGodly 10 лет назад
Yeah, take away the silly lyrics and their music is brilliant. They have a good sense of humor and their lyrics are well made though
@Djtripfromtap
@Djtripfromtap 10 лет назад
The ONLY NSP song I feel like singing randomly in public (more than this) is No Reason Boner.
@staceyadkison5176
@staceyadkison5176 6 лет назад
It's hard to belt out this song or No Reason Boner as a girl out in public. I mean, I COULD bust out, "When I dick smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole..." I just feel that I would get an even stranger look than would generally be expected considering I don't have the right equipment for either of those songs.
@JeffOConnorOnline
@JeffOConnorOnline 2 месяца назад
This is the official campaign anthem of JD Vance...
@abook945
@abook945 2 месяца назад
damn it i came here literally just to say that
@ProvingDemons
@ProvingDemons 4 года назад
Here in 2019 going into 2020 and realizing how much youtubes changed. I can't find this song or half of your library unless I search for it by name. It's not visible on your channel, and doesn't even auto finish in the youtube search bar... I just hope these songs don't go forgotten :(
@Lilvynom
@Lilvynom 3 года назад
True classic nsp is amazing
@novusordocitrorum772
@novusordocitrorum772 3 года назад
they have a playlist of all their songs now.
@taylorcorbett8848
@taylorcorbett8848 3 года назад
They can never, EVER be forgotten.
@CptObvious
@CptObvious 3 года назад
Can't say I have any idea what you're talking about. I just went to their channel, went to videos, and scrolled down to the bottom. This song is right there, very clearly visible. I also started typing the song into RU-vid's search bar, and even with just "o" typed, Objects of Desire was the first suggestion.
@dannythompson1948
@dannythompson1948 3 года назад
I promise you I will still be turning people onto this in 20 yrs..
@Valientherox
@Valientherox 10 лет назад
Dan's voice in this song is so angellic. More so than usual anyways.
@richardahern4042
@richardahern4042 10 лет назад
The chorus is beautiful!
@newm1ke
@newm1ke 10 лет назад
Richard Ahern Definitely
@endofcentury7077
@endofcentury7077 2 месяца назад
JD Vance said this was his favorite song!
@kirbykinnie3691
@kirbykinnie3691 8 лет назад
DANNY'S FUCKING BONER HITTING THE POOL BALLS IS WHERE I OFFICIALLY LOST MY SHIT
@GramGramAnimations
@GramGramAnimations 8 лет назад
I like how he both "chalks" the ball and also hits it with his "pool stick" Even though it doesn't actually makes, It makes complete sense.
@evidencedotzip
@evidencedotzip 9 лет назад
I'm sure the door swings that way.
@SunnySplosion
@SunnySplosion 9 лет назад
0:50 Ninja Brian casually cooking oranges.
@frysstyle
@frysstyle 9 лет назад
You're saying that as if it's an unusual thing to do.
@TheOnirayju
@TheOnirayju 9 лет назад
what you don't cook your oranges ? they must have a terribe taste .
@SunnySplosion
@SunnySplosion 9 лет назад
These comments are making me question everything I've previously known about oranges.
@ljaquos
@ljaquos 9 лет назад
Silly Sunny. What you didn't know is that if you cook an orange, you unlock the secrets to the culinary universe. Which is why Brian materializes different foods at will.
@AzureKite
@AzureKite 9 лет назад
SunnySplosion He's a physicist, he knows what he's doing.
@DylLynn
@DylLynn 9 лет назад
Only Dan can make his old long hair look short
@HaienTwitch
@HaienTwitch 9 лет назад
This is a Old video tough
@spec24
@spec24 11 лет назад
The perfect fusion of music, comedy, and absurdity. They're not just funny as hell, their songs are good! Keep it coming guys.
@GemmaBee14
@GemmaBee14 9 лет назад
How did you manage to miss i did the dishes?
@antoninuslucario5560
@antoninuslucario5560 9 лет назад
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I think they had to choose between doing the dishes and dropping a load in the washer, which I personally think is funnier. But I dunno.
@autobiographicalraps
@autobiographicalraps 9 лет назад
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP they missed a sucking joke with the vacuum, and maybe couldve done a joke with turning on the lamp too but if they went all out like thatd itd probably be impossible to have it rhyme man idk
@GemmaBee14
@GemmaBee14 9 лет назад
whilst he says, your lamp was lookin so good that you know I had to hit it, the lamp turns on so they didn't miss that joke really, it just wasn't in the lyrics.
@Bloodanna
@Bloodanna 9 лет назад
cool to be fair they did do a turn in on the lamp joke. It was just a visual one.
@ChibiTurtle
@ChibiTurtle 9 лет назад
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I love your profile picture! I feel like im the only one who loved the Okami games!
@kingzweiiii2923
@kingzweiiii2923 6 лет назад
“Your toothbrush and your jacket and your red hat oh, you’re mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that “ I love that part
@haz2077
@haz2077 4 года назад
I can feel the passion behind the lyrics.
@ceresbane
@ceresbane 10 лет назад
Lyrically this song is the best written comedy I've ever heard.
@jackxbartel8070
@jackxbartel8070 4 года назад
I love that Unus Annus featured this on their fetish video lol
@Bumskull
@Bumskull 8 лет назад
Moral of this video: Fuck everything.
@CarrieFisherman
@CarrieFisherman 8 лет назад
Sam Jones LITERALLY
@CarrieFisherman
@CarrieFisherman 8 лет назад
Sam Jones LITERALLY
@chs9999
@chs9999 2 года назад
69 likes I'm going to ruin it
@jammy7670
@jammy7670 8 лет назад
As hilarious as all these music videos are, I have to say that my favorite part of them would have to be how Ninja Brian is just awkwardly there, looking like he's mad at the world
@sweetpea2604
@sweetpea2604 Год назад
I love when he’s sitting on the couch clapping while Danny “Dicks the floor for certain” he’s so supportive of Danny’s sexual passions, like any true friend would be ❤❤❤
@sleepy_jean
@sleepy_jean 9 лет назад
Ninja Brian seems like such a good friend
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 9 лет назад
Jean Kirschtein If you're Danny or female, yeah.
@jeejee0013
@jeejee0013 9 лет назад
LordVader1094 yeah, everyone else he kills
@DandyAndy23
@DandyAndy23 9 лет назад
The best
@zygarde9506
@zygarde9506 8 лет назад
Ninja Brian on the fucking pool table had me laughing and crying until I lost 10 pounds in tears
@inu8122
@inu8122 6 лет назад
Their skipping in the beginning is so adorable, I love it
@GoopyMcGooperson
@GoopyMcGooperson 2 года назад
"dont slam that door on you way out darling because im slamming it tonight" is easily the best line in a song ive ever heard
@bleedingroze
@bleedingroze Год назад
This song floats into my head every few months and stays for awhile. Great times.
@jamesball90
@jamesball90 3 года назад
After several rewatched I just noticed that at 1:00 Brian high-fives Danny. He's so supportive.
@celcowhite
@celcowhite 9 лет назад
I dated a light switch once. It really turned me on. I'll call a cab.
@westernteenagephilosopher
@westernteenagephilosopher 9 лет назад
CelcoWhite Bad Day?
@nmhfan27
@nmhfan27 9 лет назад
Get paid, laid, Gatorade.
@captainbeachboy3413
@captainbeachboy3413 9 лет назад
M'lady
@poohonmyspace
@poohonmyspace 8 лет назад
Cool Cool
@Beastfromthe10
@Beastfromthe10 8 лет назад
+CelcoWhite too late buddy i already dated the cab
@bcollins3811
@bcollins3811 2 года назад
there is something so beautiful and hilarious about the final lyric, "don't slam the door on your way out, darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"
@jdwebb42
@jdwebb42 2 месяца назад
JD Vance anthem
@yanoman16
@yanoman16 8 лет назад
anybody else love the fact that at 00:49 ninja Brian is actually cooking oranges ?
@HugBot5000
@HugBot5000 10 лет назад
The childish glee on Danny's face as he "went down on" the stairs gets me every time. (Protip: stairs never clean themselves. They get all kinds of stanky.)
@ashpotatoes4262
@ashpotatoes4262 4 года назад
Danny: I slept with your bed. Girl: Don’t you mean in my bed? Danny: ...
@roqm0z666
@roqm0z666 9 лет назад
**Jontron voice** I have several questions
@ratmeister9284
@ratmeister9284 9 лет назад
I'm scared, i'm movin on.
@neves6867
@neves6867 9 лет назад
Fool me once, I'm mad
@neves6867
@neves6867 9 лет назад
Fool me two, how could you
@neves6867
@neves6867 9 лет назад
Fool me three times, now u are officially that guy
@celcowhite
@celcowhite 9 лет назад
*space walken*
@aletheaplass6557
@aletheaplass6557 4 года назад
this song has the quality of something i would cry to at 2am and the lyrics of something i would cackle to at 2am
@THEFRISKIESTDINGO
@THEFRISKIESTDINGO 10 лет назад
Brian really like to watch.
@Ossimsauce86
@Ossimsauce86 10 лет назад
Right?! The best is when he claps when Danny fucks the floor! xD
@funkmastamack872
@funkmastamack872 10 лет назад
Also when he high fives Danny when 69ing the vacuum was pretty hilarious
@manabluerose
@manabluerose 9 лет назад
Ninja voyeur.
@LNightbear
@LNightbear 8 лет назад
I love singing to this out in public and seeing all the weird looks I get. Still waiting for the day I sing it and meet another NSP fan. Also, imagine going into this girls house with a blacklight. To quote Starlord, "If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
@user-2012July-A
@user-2012July-A Год назад
Be able to see it from space.
@Deamons64
@Deamons64 9 лет назад
Perfect for the single mans valentines day. Thanks NSP.
@IamTealeaf
@IamTealeaf 6 лет назад
wait hold up
@blackfiresacrifice
@blackfiresacrifice 8 лет назад
I fucking love Brian just casually in the background of every single shot
@garrywulf537
@garrywulf537 5 лет назад
I just love the passion in Danny's voice as he sings about fucking household items
@daselfcharmer
@daselfcharmer 9 лет назад
I genuinely love these songs. Like Weird Al is awesome, but this shit is actually original.
@Billaxle
@Billaxle 9 лет назад
Faceache Al has some original songs too, but he's mostly PG where NSP is rated R For RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME!! ;P
@daselfcharmer
@daselfcharmer 9 лет назад
lol yeah man i like it when he does songs in the styles of artists, some of them are my favorites, one of them being, "you don't love me anymore". Bo Burnham is pretty good also.
@natalieeuley1734
@natalieeuley1734 7 лет назад
Weird Al is the best SFW parody artist of all time, but NSP is the best NSFW parody artist of all time
@getrektkid5626
@getrektkid5626 5 лет назад
U Frick head nerd 😎😎😎😎😎😎
@heyitsbear7823
@heyitsbear7823 5 лет назад
Get Rekt Kid ummm wut
@VanoverWomack
@VanoverWomack 9 лет назад
I had to start the video over at about a minute and fifty seconds because I missed a lot of the song when I exploded with laughter as he started to explain how made love to all her things
@Syrenkai
@Syrenkai 10 лет назад
I just adore how supportive Ninja Brian in about this whole habit.
@uknownhero2764
@uknownhero2764 2 месяца назад
And now there is a game all about this song.
@yeetistic6184
@yeetistic6184 4 года назад
unas annus got me in the mood
@vibrantvay5274
@vibrantvay5274 9 лет назад
1:33 I never noticed ninja Brian's pose till now XD
@neilclarenceraloso5215
@neilclarenceraloso5215 9 лет назад
I accidentally sang this while my girlfriend and I was cleaning the house, she looked at me very suspiciously until I showed her this video
@KevinoftheHorde
@KevinoftheHorde 10 лет назад
I have no words for how amazing this song is.
@sarabenincasa8556
@sarabenincasa8556 5 лет назад
This is still the dumbest and most beautiful fucking thing I've ever acted in. What pure poetry.
@angelricchi1321
@angelricchi1321 5 лет назад
It's so cool seeing you comment after all this time, how was it to work with these two gentlemen?
@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097
@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097 4 года назад
You're my favorite of the nsp girls.
@jacobb5564
@jacobb5564 4 года назад
I’ve already seen this a bunch of times, now rewatching because markiplier played it in a video. It’s amazing every time
@mowzerw9395
@mowzerw9395 3 года назад
Can’t believe this is almost 10 years old. I can relate to this song so much from being isolated at home all the time...
@jrodificator1
@jrodificator1 10 лет назад
This is the closest I'll ever come to a Danny Sexbang power ballad
@ryanwilliams9712
@ryanwilliams9712 8 лет назад
"Don't slam the door on you're way out, darling...because I'm smashing it tonight" XD
@markoneill2447
@markoneill2447 8 лет назад
+Ryan Williams *slamming
@ryanwilliams9712
@ryanwilliams9712 8 лет назад
shit, you're right, I have failed XD
@viperv6768
@viperv6768 9 лет назад
I guess Ninja Brian either edited this or threatened the editor in order to put his little message in the lower corner at 1:51
@misaefre
@misaefre 7 лет назад
ive seen this video so many times and ive never once noticed that omg
@unicornasaurusrex55
@unicornasaurusrex55 4 года назад
Imagine your procrastination on studying and decide to listen to this song and then realize Ninja Brian is your teacher (He isn't mine but I'm sure SOMEONE didn't realize it, unless he's open about it to his students if so what and where does he teach???)
@danielkaplan3338
@danielkaplan3338 8 лет назад
I just got that when he touches the lamp its turned on.
@reindelljanleirlanozo9689
@reindelljanleirlanozo9689 4 года назад
Unus Annus brought me back here again lol
@Cosmic1900
@Cosmic1900 10 лет назад
Oh god who did the dishes?
@D.C.T.23
@D.C.T.23 10 лет назад
HE did
@DaxrenPlays
@DaxrenPlays 11 лет назад
When Danny says "Darling" at the end of this song, he sounds so sincere and emotional it almost brings me to tears. Oh NSP how I love thee.
@silverstream4048
@silverstream4048 Год назад
Y’know, usually the songs these guys make aren’t meant to be taken seriously, but the music in this one, actually sounds very well done and better than a lot of stuff you hear nowadays. If you just change the lyrics after he tells her that he fucked all of her things, I could actually see myself listening to this a lot.
@TheSindustriesLtd
@TheSindustriesLtd 5 лет назад
i think this is the most underrated NSP song
@angelricchi1321
@angelricchi1321 5 лет назад
Agreed, Dan's vocals from 1:25 to 1:35 are majestic imo
@Shad0wSpill
@Shad0wSpill 8 лет назад
Ninja Brian is way too into this idea.
@novustalks7525
@novustalks7525 4 года назад
“I went down on all your stairs” I’m fucking dying
@matthewbergeron3641
@matthewbergeron3641 6 лет назад
This will always be my favorite NSP song ever, can never get it out of my head
@davidkuhn2219
@davidkuhn2219 10 лет назад
I just realized the connection my channel picture had to the channel I'm watching.
@lh5190
@lh5190 10 лет назад
HAIL NINJAB!
@AzalionMusic
@AzalionMusic 10 лет назад
Username Kot I Was just about to say "Hey Ninjab Ryan" XD
@lh5190
@lh5190 10 лет назад
TheGamingOshawott Sorry for taking this opportunity from you. 3:
@AzalionMusic
@AzalionMusic 10 лет назад
Nah its alright, First come, First serve :P
@lildominator2953
@lildominator2953 10 лет назад
Oh shit it's Ninja Brian!
@bigmeknurgle
@bigmeknurgle 9 лет назад
"dropped a load inside your washer, went down on all your stairs. I took your cabinets from the front and, your sofa from behind, I look deep into your vacuums eyes and then we 69'd!" Lyrical genius and dat melodic voice. Damnit Danny, don't become my mancrush
@porkestrogen5331
@porkestrogen5331 9 лет назад
I know how you feel T_T
@theallinonegamer8482
@theallinonegamer8482 8 лет назад
this is why jon left grumps
@jasperrosebluff6826
@jasperrosebluff6826 4 года назад
Danny fucked everything in the grump room
@lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8
@lyxandrast0ttr0n1x8 2 месяца назад
JD Vance
@keganbauer5119
@keganbauer5119 Год назад
I remember my friend showing me this in middle school back in 2012 lmao I’m so glad I didn’t forget it
@GaryBlathens
@GaryBlathens 8 лет назад
i can not tell you how many strangers have gotten the line"thanks in advance for not judging me on this aspect of my soul "
@RookieODST2
@RookieODST2 9 лет назад
I want an infinite loop of 1:59-2:01
@Magibatproductions
@Magibatproductions 9 лет назад
Phosphor i want a GIF of 0:59 to 1:02
@GamingTeamBrohammer
@GamingTeamBrohammer 9 лет назад
+Magibatproductions Here you go: i.giflike.com/qu9QM7l.gif
@Magibatproductions
@Magibatproductions 9 лет назад
***** THANK YOU!!!
@GamingTeamBrohammer
@GamingTeamBrohammer 9 лет назад
Yep
@chrisodonnell1120
@chrisodonnell1120 8 лет назад
+Team Brohammer Bless you sir
@erikmalcom5070
@erikmalcom5070 8 лет назад
this is my favorite song by you guys, and possably ever
@jetsetvevo9490
@jetsetvevo9490 8 лет назад
I'm sorry, it seems that your English fucking sucks
@jetsetvevo9490
@jetsetvevo9490 8 лет назад
+Erik Malcom Yeah, I have cancer. lol
@lilbi2526
@lilbi2526 8 лет назад
it's an not a
@magenta5785
@magenta5785 8 лет назад
snick fuck off Nope. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but "a RU-vid comment" is correct. I fact, "an RU-vid comment" would be incorrect.
@lilbi2526
@lilbi2526 8 лет назад
Aria Malley oh well i was just trying to piss him off even more
@Gameviewsblog
@Gameviewsblog 10 лет назад
man NSP is great, but imagine Dan's voice in a rock/ballad group.
@ExorArgus
@ExorArgus 10 лет назад
This is a ballad group, every song is a story about ninja brian or danny sexbang,
@tutterbear98
@tutterbear98 10 лет назад
Do me a favor and look up Skyhill. Dan's "serious" band.
@Gameviewsblog
@Gameviewsblog 10 лет назад
Wow, ou're a god! thanks :) i'm making you my honorary new best friend whom i secretly have a crush on, but always goes "naaah bro" and punches you in the shoulder when awkwardly asked about it :D
@tutterbear98
@tutterbear98 10 лет назад
***** did i just get reversed friendzoned?
@ExorArgus
@ExorArgus 10 лет назад
tutterbear98 HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS. tyvm
@davehollandart
@davehollandart 10 лет назад
Dannys voice in this song is like any Chicago song. That's a compliment, in case anyone didn't catch that. Also I find furniture sexy now.
@ani9264
@ani9264 5 лет назад
I was listening to this while coming home from school and dan said 'finally home' exactly when i arrived at home
@UnknownFox
@UnknownFox 4 года назад
I feel we need a "10 Years Later" version for this song as well.
@marinajordan8939
@marinajordan8939 10 лет назад
How can such a hilarious song have such seriously beautiful vocals? Oh Danny, you wonderful fucking man.
@makennamurphy3734
@makennamurphy3734 8 лет назад
"My soul has taken flight..." 2:02 That was a honest laugh out loud moment.
@IamJacksSTD
@IamJacksSTD 4 года назад
Coming back to this song 8 years and 11 months after this video was posted, and holy shit is this still a ballad for the ages.
@chiilinwithducks5499
@chiilinwithducks5499 6 лет назад
Love it just as much as I did years ago! Made a bestfriend at school cause i learned how to play this on piano and someone recognized it and did lyrics 👌good times
@nothen3681
@nothen3681 6 лет назад
Dude that's magical
@ClosestSunKB
@ClosestSunKB 4 года назад
Fucking legend
@Ketchme17
@Ketchme17 10 лет назад
@0:50 Brian...is sauteing some oranges.
@gwarriorfromhell
@gwarriorfromhell 10 лет назад
It's an ancient ninja method to make sex more tantric... didn't you know this?
@lambboni9159
@lambboni9159 10 лет назад
***** It's also a knock-out drug.... I wonder if the two are related?