NOOB'S GUIDE to NAKAI the WANDERER 

there goes my week end

OH GOD ILL GET THE BUILDERS

*"come and get your love" plays in the background as great priest walks by nakai* Nakai: Hey. Great Priest: Hey... WHAT-

OH LAWD HE WANDERING

@@tobor88 i lol'd

I'm glad someone knew it's origin.

@@codybonds Look at my name and picture, isn't it enought "Tolkiendly" for you? haha Don't you recognise Dain IronFoot ? x) You made a pretty damm cool video by the way, i love it! ^^

I think way more people recognised it, at least I hope so. Bu yeah nice timing I thaught it was really funny and just also a really good vid (it was my favorite part though XD) I actually don't understand you are still such "a small channel" not for the amount of video's you have but for the epic quality it has been lately especially your NOOB'S Guides for the Warhammer lords (I watch all those, I haven't started a the rest) But I just can't see your channel not explose, then again I don't recal how big it was 5 months ago or even 1 month and Total War even Warhammer is still quite niche but I think you got good ods with this content. so well hopefully it explodes and you can do this fulltime/live from it. If that is what you wan't ofcourse. :)

"Not all that is gold glitters" would have been pretty good as well.

alot of people know it from warcraft too, its pretty much velens catchphrase

Well he is the wanderer

It is. Gonna have to buy this dlc

It's relaxing until you realize he's coming towards you.

Imagine watching Nakai and Wulfrik Wandering

@@ZhangJao i would like to see it

Reminds me more of Forrest Gump, when people started following him across the country until he got tired of running and returned home, leaving everyone stunned and confused.

"What's an idiot? A git that can't fight? Then aye, an idiot can't lead an army!"

@@DzinkyDzink Hey nice gits you got there. Lol

but even greenskins display some leadership skills even if it is just primitive "i'm bigger and stronger do what I say" I love Kroxigors but they're rarely vocal enough or have enough mental capacity to lead armies, they're not stupid but they don't tend to think outside the tasks they're given, Nakai is an exception. I personally would've preferred the Ancient Kroxigors to be heroes but that's just me

We iz da greatest bosses around

@@warhawk9566 I kinda like that Kroxigor's are getting bit of a lore revamp and CA expanding on the races themselves, having some Kroxigor get smarter with age. That said I kinda agree on the hero bit, only cause I feel Lizardmen has so many good lord options (and LL's too now) that we didn't need another lord but could've welcomed another hero seeing as we only got 4 (3 with 2 wizard types) which isn't much for a faction with so many lords and Kroxigor had been perfect as heroes

Are you sure you're not thinking of Slann?

In some cases, they wanted to be ordered.

I swear I heard somewhere they basically do all the construction and architectural stuff for the lizardmen somewhere. I like to think they're not "stupid" and just "practically minded" as it were. Less educated philosopher, more blue-collar problem solvers. And, of course, as it happens, when you're a giant crocodile, problems can often be solved rather easily with overwhelming brute force.

@@theriveracis5172 If you can't think (or won't), get someone to do the thinking.

​@@theriveracis5172 Hey, sorry for super late reply here, but yes. It was written in earlier armybooks that they are indeed the "muscle" needed for labour, their "IQ" is roughly on par with humans. As to you, origin of the thread Skinks, Saurus, and Kroxigor, are all immortal for the purpose of age, they can die if you stab them, but through age, they don't. Nakai is the oldest Kroxigor alive, afaik, who was present during the great war against Daemons in "the beginning." Also, one thing that CA made up, is that Grymloq, Kroq-Gar's mount, is immortal. He is not. He is the 13th Carnosaur that Kroq-Gar has ridden.

Leonard Hollsten I thought the Orks where their army

@@bigpigeon2384 No, the Orcs were pests that the Lizardmen tried to exterminate. So far, they haven't succeeded.

Leonard Hollsten but in tts they said that the Orks where created to defeat the necrons and ctan by the old ones and they where specifically made soulless so ctan where powerless against them

@@bigpigeon2384 Oh, you are talking about 40K. Sorry, didn't understand that. Yes, in 40K the Orks were a creation of the old ones. But in fantasy, they aren't.

Leonard Hollsten wait I thought 40k was just after the fantasy stuff

Yep. A scaly man-eating Gump who doesn't run away, but towards the enemy to eat them whole.

Shriramprasad Venkatesan I just love the idea of a horde of Lizardmen chasing after him before he says he is going home

"My Maz always said, 'Life was like a Chaos Warband, you never know what you're gonna get"

@@colinnelson4080 Holy shit, that made me laugh out loud. Good one man.

"Life is like a trove of plaques, you never know which the warmbloods will have stolen" - Nakai

*Me deleting* "Skyrim Dragons are just Wyverns"

Imagine how retarded their drakes would look. Just two legs, and a head and tail that meet in the middle. So stupid.

OMG I just realize that! 8 seasons is a lie! \OoO/

​@@FuriousGorge _did you mean lindwyrm_ I'm assuming you meant that as a joke and I got it but that is an actual thing

@@thejadedrabbitTJR The world may never know.

From right behind the castellan: "Nakai. Long A sound."

i imagine he has a boston accent like "ive got a package for ahhhhhh, nakie? nakay? however the fuck yous say that"

Alsp 80% of the early game is fighting skaven, so it still has that vermintide feel lol

Pizzagelion Claire: do you think it will scare the kids? Mazranni: it will give the parents nightmares 0:14 Mazdamundi: it’s perfect

Bigger Lizards is always the answer.

@@tzaphkielconficturus7136 especialy in warhammer.

@@tzaphkielconficturus7136 Wait till they hear about the Thunder Lizard ...

@@derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 To be fair Dread surians are apex predatora that hunt thunder lizards.

@@kolczak6964 Yep, but thunder lizards are bigger, so there's still material, guy 3 can work with.

I agree, however I can see the argument that the Kroxigor Ancients should have been heroes instead Lords since A. It kind of takes away Nekai's uniqueness when there's dozens of Anicents Kroxigors leading their own armies. B. The Lizardmen are kinda bloated in terms of Lord choices, I mean they have 4 flavors of Slann, Saurus Old Bloods, Red Crested Skink Chiefs, and now Anicent Kroxigors, and that a monstrous character for the Lizardmen would have been off serving the Niche of Skinwolfs, Mournguls, and Doombulls.

A) There's almost always a lord character who's basically just a weaker legendary lord. B) I'm no expert in this game but, lizardmen pre-nekai kinda sucked. It's like being more complex dwarves without the powerful artillery or high morale. You dont do a lotta damage but you're guys are tanky so long as you got spells. They need all the help they can get imo. o3o

@@yamahadrag69 lizards have some of the highest leadership across the board in the game comparable to dwarfs and elves lizards were and are still one of the best factions in the game the reasons lizies got the dlc was cause prior to the prophet and warlock they sucked so its only fair they get first hand at the next wave of dlc

and avarage chaos warriors... and beastmen

Meanwhile in 40k... Me: *Trying to count on all 10 fingers how many times the arrogance of the imperium caused them to completely underestimate how cunning tha boyz are and receiving untold, horrific amounts of casualties because of it but I can't because there's too many times to count on all 10 fingers.*

The gist of his video so far is lots of Conan and Rocky 4 references.

yes gor rok please

Kimarous bravo to you sir for the innuendo *clap clap*

@@codybonds please mention those freaking OP bonuses. Its just disgusting. Gor-Rok should be the Lizardmen tutorial.

@@codybonds perfection.

They also used the web to teleport. Which could be very cool on the super large combined map of Warhammer 3.

@@codybonds I hope they can also teleport end turn times

Hey even tough guys have they're soft moments.

It’s more of a mechanical thing Factions which have horde mechanics: Beastmen( trading is a part of civilization, they don’t do that) Chaos (see above) Rogue armies (more of a rambling group of rag tag military forces than an actual people) It also exists to encourage the rogue army to be aggressive, not having a lot of income encourages the horde to earn it through razing and post battle loot

TBF real-world nomads actually had well-defined pastures they could be reliably found in at a given time of the year. Usually still do, where the lifestyle still survives. _And_ varying numbers of agrarian settlements, mines and what have you under their thumbs that did a Hell of a lot of the actual manufacturing and trading. Those caravan cities of the Silk Road were being constantly fought over for a reason.

they're still part of lizardmen society though, not an independent tribe, kroxigors don't try to make weaves because they have skinks for that, & skinks don't trade with other races unless they think that they've been told to as most of them have no initiative & have entire societies built upon the premise of being told what to do, skinks with no slann who follow a kroxigor around are just going to be doing what they think the kroxigor wants, which is most often building things, smashing things & eating things, so the skinks attached to nakai build settlements, attack enemies and gather resources.

I actually ended up buying it for the same reason

do it, I did. It was worth it

DLC Vs Micro-transaction with DLC you don't have to worry about about costs as you only have to buy it once. As such you can't easily lose track of how much you bought on one product as there's only so much to buy.

You should if you haven't already, it's actually pretty fun.

I only got it for the units at first, then this video made me want to play Nikai. He is the only good horde faction and basically can steam roll anything that isn't a doomstack, then again the Lizardmen have one of the strongest rosters at least when it comes to prolonged battles with how tough their units are.

Applause all around.

I liked your comment before I even read the bottom line. Even after reading it I do not regret my decision.

Cardio beats chaos

I mean, even spacz marines are a stupid concept. Everything is done wrong with those guys, from their inpractial shoulder armor to their lack of camouflage. To be breif, read the 1d4chan wiki page about the smart marines (or gentlemen marines I don't remember). They are still awesome tho

"DA HUMIE'S RIGHT!!! WAIT, WAT I JUST SAY?...WAAAAAGGH!!!!"

Zap Gun stupid sexy Warhammer

Yeah, this gimmick is already claimed by da Orcs

All the yes!

Yeah, but it also means that if the lizards lose a spawning pool they're pretty much screwed. That's what the Skaven did; they would infect spawning pools with plagues, and that resulted in sick and dying spawnings. Which is sort of fine, its a well defined weakness for the faction, but its something that you'd think the Old Ones would have thought through.

see the problem is, i'm pretty sure the lizard men can't make new spawning pools. People can make new factories to make more robots. But if the spawning pools get infected or tampered with in any way, the lizard men are screwed.

@@bioniclefan1995 i think they can be purified.

@@BlackSabbath628yeah, but the old ones (presumably) didn’t plan for uh… leaving

Have you heard about the cynical fisherman who had absolutely no Remoras?

Snikch would have made it cool too... talk about a missed opportunity.

I have the urge to be THAT guy here: millenia is plural. If it is only one it is millenium. Urge satisfied 😆

@@Cornu341 damn, you got me

Along with the Ghorgon as a new giant monster unit for the Beastmen.

I will fund the shit out if it if they add them

I think there’s a mod for that

That comes out next week.

I honestly didn't consider it from that angle. But yeah it makes sense.

Wait till LegendOfTotalWar actually plays this DLC. Then you will know there is but one Legend in TW universe.

Except he doesn't hang out with girls, he's gonna eat them.

@@torquevonthorne948 Lizardmen just ignore the amazonians for the most part, iirc as far as they're concerned they're where they're supposed to be, sailors though are on the menu

There are literal kaiju sized brachiosaurus in the lore called Thunder Lizards

creamysmooth79 You should watch the other noob videos.

@@user-uy1rg8td1v Yeah, I have been having a good chuckle at them, before this video I had just watched the Tiktaqto one, and it had me laughing loudly which I always appreciate. After enjoying the humour and well put together vids I thought the least I could do was to give thanks, and share with a couple of like minded friends. Will definitely go through Cody' Bonds' other Noob vids when I get the time :-)

You might say the spawning pools give them Stone Temple Pilots?

mm, I do love them for being like this

i mean they are MAGIC spaceship pyramids and magic letys you bend a lot more rules compared to scifi .don't need a bulk head when you can just keep the air in with a magic forcefield or generate air from nothing.

Well you're a business dog. Sniffing a butt isn't outside a days activities, so I suppose goop birthing must seem par.

Thank YOU for watching them! It’s been a pleasure to have stumbled onto something people enjoy so much.

I’m afraid that honor belongs to the Ogres

Just like Nakai intended.

@@codybonds I also ran lord kroak at one point and he got 1100 kills in siege but to be honest I feel so bad for all the frontlines of empire infantry that routed instantly upon touching my kroxigors

The kroxihorde

Bravest Cashew is that a TOG reference?

Yeah I desperately want to love the Beastmen, but their campaign has aged like milk left outside in Florida.

Soon

Will you look at that?