NOOB'S GUIDE to MARKUS WULFHART 

Considering they both hate lizardmen... That is not too impossible.

Honestly, i think he would just skin the poor basterd alive after watching this video.

Wonder what diseases the lizards gave them in return.

@@adekaiwamisou more lizardmen

Skrolk: Smallpox? Man-thing thinking so _limited._

Then the witch hunter shoots him in the back before Markus can answer...

Considering Lizardmen attacked Elves for trying to save the world, nope, it's just that scalies had finally gone insane:D

@Neb I mean consantly in the lore. High Elves found a way to send out the warp energies, they found a solution. Lizardmen just fought chaos like everyone else, but believe they're the one, who did the main bulk of work. They're Thalmor of Warhammer, who claim that they prevented Oblivion Crisis. Yes, Lizardmen are incorruptible by the same margin as Archaon - they ARE corruption. As you've mentioned, in the same very campaign, YOU as Lizardmen player, are constantly trying to put sticks into the wheels of High Elves and to get to Vortex before them and once you do defeat them with serious effort, you proclaim genocide on all other sentient nations. Despite the fact that we know that they were also assaulted by Skaven and Dark Elves and the same time and that their plan was a working one. You're literary Thalmor, genocidal assholes, who take credit for achievement of others:D

It's all a matter of perspective really

Well pretty sure Kroak or Mazda would just wipe the colonist on the campaign map if u put lore into the game, and Nakai probably can just one man gangbang an entire city when Markus isn’t around. It is like Spain get their hands on the Aztec but this time the Aztec got freaking space ship and laser beam shooting dinos. Honestly I don’t even think the guy has ever been into Lustria from the beginning until the end time. But again this is CA universe right here so.

I used to throw boulders like you until I took an arrow to the knee

Wait, they the same ones from that game?

@Anzu Wyliei Just one guy then or.

@Anzu Wyliei Got it.

Ubersreich, or however you spell it, has that funny little tavern that gives you a generic expy as garrison

They’re both great games. What’s the first reference?

Virgin chariots And Chad war wagons

I got a bit pissed, considering that GW later gave the War Wagon to Kislev

Damn right, praise Speedwagon!

Made my day. Or rather night actually

I AM WAGON

see... I would like huntsmen as a unit, but steam tanks also get buffed by a lot of the buffs... so....

Cody Bonds that is pretty awesome if I do say so myself.

I like how we are effectively play Verm..I mean Lizardtide by that end game point with 5 hunter heroes haha

​@@Taihouchan ikr, we basically assembled the Ubersreik... I mean Lustria Five, or Four, it doesnt matter

@@jinon2667 heh it will always be the ubersreik 5 regardless of the DLC etc cause you get the 5 in riekland though not the true heroes of vermin tide till they work something out with fat shark.

Basically Geralt in my playthrough

Witchers were quite mercenary, if I remember correctly, and he killed quite a few critters on his way.

Pretty sure that any melee lord in warhammer would destroy geralt.

@@deni140492deni Legendary Lord sure, normal Generals i wouldn't be so sure if he's at his full power and gear.

"Oh what a guy! Wulfhart!"

Deathcoldan Welcome to millennium would you like a freak chip

Silence, racist.

PURGE THE XENO SC- oh, wait, wrong millenia.

The Lord of Vile Darkness Uhm our group is pretty diverse a Latino a black guy a mood und a Gypsy woman.

i don't know, kinda fits stealing as well

So... technically stalking. But animals can't give consent.

Sparda thank you for saying something. It was eating me alive.

And it wasn't a cyclops in that shot.

Warhammer: Expedition - Lizardtide

@@amandag.6186 i still wait for warhammer dwarfmantide with a chieftain, a packmaster,a warlockengineer, an assasin and a grey seer as heroes

@@thanquolrattenherz9665 Expect them all to be some of the most cartoonish backstabbers in Skaven history.

@@discountplaguedoctor88 I can imagine in the scoreboard there's a "Friendly Fire" section.

@@discountplaguedoctor88 One of them is Thanquol.

The red moon inn is a landmark building in ubersreik in Reikland province. Build and it you get a bright wizard, waystalker, thane, witch hunter and empire captain added to your garrison. us.v-cdn.net/5022456/uploads/editor/ex/6lpinc0kzg3q.png

@@lughildana in addition to if you put the guard house there the second empire captain with more garason troops so you get 2 captains for the price of two buildings and a lot of manpower to back up those heroes though if CA does go down the line and get the heroes of vermintide officially added in not just a garason option but recruitable legendary agents etc then have fun with them son :3 especially getting them in to a army stack lead by a general of the empire etc.

They fight to the last man cause all the spawned army’s troops get the unbreakable trait. You literally have to kill 100% of them

Also the aztecs did a crap ton of human sacrificing. The Spanish saw hell on earth when they went to the new world.

​@@gaslighter9299"The Aztec ruling class were killing people, so we killed every man, woman, and child. This is justified." 🙄

And then they continued that hell on earth in their attempt at civilising, see Columbus the hand amputator, slaver and guy who took it so far even his ruler told him that he's a fking monster and to reign it in

Ah yes, the genocidal defends. How could we ever have a problem with a species so anal about following the plan of dead creators that they would occasionally kill the very people they were created to protect. They fit in the Forces of Order as comfortably as Wood Elves do.

​@@Elitex62 genocidal? Where they don't even leave lustria if anything it's the empire who is genocidal considering they see the lizardmen as animals and we all know that humans likes to genocide animals

Oh he will

We need a Pocohontas Warhammer edition

i mean they are the oldest race with the most powerful mages and warriors and fought chaos before humans even became a thing but i get your point and colonists gonna be colonists

@@lucky-lu6tc what point? You know who fixed the world? High Elves that created the Vortex. They also came to save Empire in the times of Magnus. And while they're assholes, they're trying to do the right thing. Meanwhile, what do Lizardmen do? Jackshit and cause more harm then good while claiming to be great. They destroyed dwarven Under Empire, they don't show up when Waystones are endangered, they don't teach mages of other factions, they don't do anything usefull. They just claim long forgotten greatness and that everyone owes them. Just because they exist.

@@TheArklyte i get your point even tough liz are still great they just need a strong ruler aka the player but the whole universe is anyway kinda broken the empire already has machine guns, tanks and musketeers if they would just improove in that field and add a little magic to it they would woop the chaos ass with magical flying abraham and leopard 2 tanks

@@lucky-lu6tc that's the thing - faction doesn't give a rats ass about player choice. I can RP and chose to spare and try to build alliances, but when Vortex fires and I win, epilogue is still that lizardmen had gone on genocidal spree because they're obsessed with prophecies of their leaders and legacy of long gone masters. There is no separate ending, they don't even left anything unspoken to allow everyone to use their own headcannon aka "but my faction was different". Nope, straight up classical lizardmen. But the same could be taken as a fault of campaign for both elven factions too. Only Skaven proceed exactly like expected by every player:D

Careful, the video is just humor :))

It's apparently supposed to be that way. "Drakenwald Forest" = "Dragon's Wood Forest."

I mean... it’s also called that in warhammer fantasy, so that’s not a big issue

rip in peace Cody.

@@patruckin That would be Drankenholz Forest tho. Holz=Wood Wald=Forest

After I do Gor Rok I assume I'll cover the empire since as you pointed out it just got the rework.

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I tried to track Wulfhart's head onto Mr. Blonde in the relevant scene from Reservoir Dogs for this video, but it didn't quite look right so I cut it.

@Chase Moore how do we even build the bloody thing???

@@Valericon lol i think the war wagon just added into the game to fit the lore and make empire units a little bit unique, but they pretty much useless in battle, expect the mortal wagon to replace the traditional one, i always prefer hellblaster and canon, they're more effective in battle.

My wife is a big Danny Kay fan, especially The Court Jester.

@@codybonds I grew up with The Court Jester on VHS, what a good film

@@TheWhoamaters what is the end music ? Do you know ?

@@xuthebeast1229 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-z1WmZSp_ImQ.html

Just ambush the shit out of everybody. With Markus you'll always have a 100% success chance for that.

All of his "noob's guide" videos are mostly funny introductions to the character. They aren't really meant to be guides, as far as I can tell.

None of these are actual guides, just joke videos

Humor and relatability packaged with snazzy edits?

@@codybonds yeah most likely, keep up the good work, you earned a sub with these guides ahahahha

Mazdamundi: The Dread Saurians will wipe this warmblood plague from our lands. Markus: Haha Luminark go WHOOM!