Norm of the North - Nostalgia Critic 

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Possible Sequals: Sam of the South Ed of the East. Wilbert of the West

"God has a sharpshooter pointed at you always. Don't give him a reason." This would be an amazing t-shirt.

"How does he have this magical power....?" " MOVIE!! " legit one of my favourite Doug lines

I don't remember who said this (another reviewer here on RU-vid), but he said that he went to see this in the theater for reviewing purposes. He was basically the only adult there who wasn't a parent, and just happened to be sitting next to a 5 year-old who came to the movie. The 5 year-old kid SIGHED IN ANNOYANCE while watching the movie! As if he completely regretted asking his parents to take him to see it! That's how bad this movie is, it makes 5 year-olds regret their life choices!!

So Foodfight made you insane, Son Of the mask made you suicidal, and NORM OF THE NORTH, brought you to a higher place??

Clerk at the super market sees me crying: "Aww whats wrong" Me: "I lost my Bill"

The movie writing AI joke has aged phenomenally

The penguins of Madagascar are my favorite part of those movies. Also I grew up with the show.

"I'd never do that for the human tourists! NEVER NEVER NEVER!" *he did it*

"A family picture"

crazy how in only another five years it'll be 20 years of the critic

5:52 “Norm of the North doesn’t have an asylum knockoff.” Arctic Dogs in 2019: Hold my ice.

21:32 "It's like if in the middle of this review, I started dancing!" ........... You know that a critic comedian achieved godhood when he can make you laugh by doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in that same scene.

9:53 for the Bill Dance. This placeholder is mainly for personal use.

Just yesterday, my English teacher took the whole class to the cinema for a movie. I was so excited and thought of all the movies we could watch. But then the screen showed a shot of a huge iceberg and a polar bear and the title 'Norm of the North' and... That's one hour thirty minutes of my life I can never take back.

0:39 ''A-Aurora borealis?! At this time of year at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your housing''

I hate those tiny fucking characters that are always put in movies for "comic relief"

*jumpscare* "That's not scary." *NotN jumpscare* "Now that's scary!"

Have fun reviewing Norm of the North 2.

Has someone made an "Annoying Testicles" TV Tropes page, and if they didn't , could.they do it now.

For anyone wondering, the whole screaming for Bill skit is shot for shot a reference to an obscure Looney Tunes short called "The Aristo-Cat". That genuinely caught me off guard that I knew that

The Nostalgia Critic is the last air bender. The movie would have been way better.

Tamara: Okay, Critic. We'll bite. Which movie gave you this enlightenment? NC: Rob Schneider's... Tamara: Sounds right. NC: ...and the studio that brought you all the Barbie movies... Malcolm: Sounds doubly right. NC: Norm of the North. Tamara and Malcolm: Yeeeep.

I love the fact that Rob Schneider never got back to the sequels , cause even he knew he was too good for the sequels.

Anyone get this? Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor who seemed to have it all, until one day. He came across Splash Entertainment, and his life changed forever. Now Rob Schneider is....... a polar bear. And he's about to find out...that being a polar bear is harder than it looks. Rob Schneider is... Norm of the North. Rated PG-13

TEN YEARS! This channel is old enough to feel nostalgic about old nostalgic critic videos. Nostalception.

Nostalgia Critic, MrEnter claimed that Norm got his human speaking powers cause Mystic Arctic Potatoes. Get your facts straight

22:02 The best description of Norm of the North of all times

"I can even predict transformers movies without having to seeing them" now that video was awesome and scary at the same time.

"No" is the best commandment I've ever heard of. straight and to the point genius

This movie has no heart. It is as cold and lifeless as the surface of Europa.

8:23. Did he say for the love of salmon? Is there a church of salmon? God salmon like in zelda Ocarina of Time? Salmon Jesus who was fried for our sins? The holy run? What would a salmon bible be written on kelp? Theres a lot of questions about the church of latter day Yogis. But norm of the north is not worth

Top 10 Nostalgia Critic moments: 1: -A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!- *BILL?!??!* 2: -Lorax Monologue- *Bill.* 3: -But the CHART says...- *Bill...* 4: -NC vs. AVGN- *Bill* 5: -FUCKING BUBBLES- *BILL!* 6: -Earth Benders- *Bill* 7: -Food Fight-induced meltdown- *Biiiilll* 8: -Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle- *Bill, Bill, Bill* 9: -Christmas With the Kranks Monologue- *Bill* 10: -The Room 'store scene' analyzation- *Bill*

Poor nc, he doesn’t understand...it never ends, there can never be the “ultimate bad movie”, it can always get worse.

"Will of the Wild Wild West" must have been a prequel

The Talent Replacer 9000 is a great clip that needs more recognition, AI and the state of studios like Disney makes it quite relevant.

EDIT: Holy shit, I didn't expect so many likes. Thank you, I guess. The 10 commandments of nostalgia critic: 1: *NO* 2:Anyone that dares to hold a bat credit card shall be killed in the most horrible way possible. 3:The review must go on. 4:Never participate in a M. Night Shyamalan film, you will contract the Shyamalan decease, wich makes people have bad acting and be strange camera shots even if they are good actors. 5:The best avatar ain't that blue pussy turd. 6:The nostalgia critic remembers so you don't have to. 7:Every bad Spy kids movie shall be denominated as "camel poop". 8:The most terrifying thing on the planet are balloons. 9:The most incredible living thing on earth is a motherfucking T-rex. 10:Giant mutant mudballs are eating all of the past. *BONUS COMANDMENTS* : 11:Sparkle sparkle sparkle is a thing that will always have a big impact on our lives. 12:You shall always go one step behind. 13:Bubble are the most powerful weapon in the world. 14:Tom and Jerry don't talk. 15:Beware Teddy Roxpin 16:If you ever travel to an alternate dimension where the street fighter universe is real, you shall anwer to all questions saying "OF COURSE". 17:Nostalgia Critic was, is and will always be better than the Angry Video Game Nerd.

"It's like if I were to suddenly start dancing in the middle of this review" *DO THE BLL*

Only Bill knows, how to endure 16:00 Mmmhm. Mhmmm.

22:05 Honestly, i love these expressions. They look so cartoony xD

bill became the temporary king of Iceland? that is so bill

Critic, the point of shaving your head is so you can achieve ultimate power. All you have to do is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 pull-ups, and a 10 mile run each day for the next three years.

"And the Rob Schneider bear..." *traumatized groan* "...procreates."

“Oh my God! My daughter has Devil Eye!” *BWLAGHAGHAGAAHHH*

That dancing-in-the-middle-of-the-review joke was executed perfectly!

This movie is getting a sequel. Be afraid.

I can't believe he forgot tgat Bill became the temporary king of Iceland! 🤣 I mean, he DID spend a lot of that time DEAD before he was revived by thgat cursed burrito, but STILL! Seems like the sort of thing yoy'd remember.

Certainly one of your best episodes ever! The effects, the jokes, the guests, and the enlightenment costume all helped make this event amazing! Great job to everyone involved!

OK, instead of all of this convoluted BS, how about this - polar bear is convinced to go to New York because he thinks he is going to be in a campaign to SAVE the Arctic. Only in the third act does the villain reveal that he is manipulating him to build condos. That make much more sense.

" What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Critic: Would you watch Norm of the North? Jeff Burton: Not a chance. Critic: :( DISCONTINUED

The Bill dance is one of the best things I’ve ever seen in all my time watching Nostalgia Critic

One day I decided to watch this movie WORST DECISION EVER MADE

Don't forget one of the most important cliches: In most cartoons, the blondes MUST ALWAYS be: -Rich -Bratty -Popular -The Antagonist

Did Doug shave his head, or did his hair finally fall out from so many bad movies?

This movie has the greatest comedian I know in it. And he gets 1 scene. what a great film.

That ending. Nostalgia critic jumping through the roof with a sword. 😂😅😄😆😂😁

"God has a sharpshooter on you at all time, don't give him a reason."

10 years later, and the Nostalgia Critic is still the funniest critic ever! Thanks for the laughter Doug!

Guys the sequel is on netflix now. IM SCARED

9:15 Speaking as a massive fan of the classic Looney Tunes, this homage to the "Meadows!" scene from Aristo-Cat is one of the funniest things they've ever done in a Nostalgia Critic review.

Here's to 10 years of remembering it so we don't have to!

24:30 You forgot Food Fight. Unless you purposely forgot it. I wouldn't blame you...

"All ages... even though it’s rated PG, all ages." So... a _FAAAAAAMILY picture_

Imagine if there was a movie that featured Rob Schneider, Kat Dennings and Matthew Broderick in a jukebox musical directed by Raja Gosnell and involved the liar reveal trope. Oh and Phil Collins would also be in it doing the music. I think that would break NC's mind

On the last day of school, we were forced to watch this movie. h e l p m e J e s u s

The whale isn't twerking, it's doing the sprinkler while literally squirting water. That's the joke.

Why am i dying when NC said this XD 22:03

I'm torn between missing NC's freakouts and him liking things. It's like seeing an incredible, but subtle, Nick Cage performance.

So you're saying that Norm of the North is a rejected Sandler movie

10 years.10 years, we've been watching one Illinois man's descent into madness, one bad movie after another, for 3,650 days. Yet he still keeps doing it. And we encourage him to still keep doing it. This might just be the biggest example of peer pressure ever.

Well "Escape From Planet Earth" was actually a good movie. It has a good voice cast and a basic enough story

5:44 "Tappy feet" is really "Adventures of little penguin Lolo". And it isn't Asylym trash, it's the great soviet-japanese movie!

Shaving your head is the "You can't fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.

What if Asylum made a knock-off Norm of the North, and it was better?

My grandmother got me this movie as a gift. I watched with my little sister and she begged me to turn it off half way through. BEGGED ME. Let that sink in...

25:44 I don't why, I just love that moment 🤣

Bill is probably the best of this channel’s original characters

Who else came to rewatch this after Angry Birds Episode?

25:20 wasn’t apart of the script it was actually Doug realizing his mistake

This movie got a sequel. . .

Doug Walker has transformed into Walter White with that new haircut

"For never have there been a tale of such bow than this dumbass bitch and her Tommy Wiseau" -Doug Walker Happy 10th Anniversary to Nostalgia Critic!

Doug, I sincerely apologize to inform you of a great tragedy. There is, in fact, a sequel to this film. And you maybe asked to review it. I wish you luck good sir.

Hey! The penguins in Madagascar are actually really good characters.

Ice Bear will seek vengeance on the creators of this movie.

Critic's summary on how the script of Norm Of The North was written is one of the best part of this long-awaited review.

I have bad news... This has 3 sequels 😱😱😱 (freak out now)

Little did Critic realize that his "movie made by computers" joke would become our reality 6 years later...

Dear critic, the cartoon Happy Feet: this is not an imitation of happy feet, it's a copy of the Russian cartoon The Adventures of Scamper the Penguin

Been waiting for you to review this pile of polar bear shit

11:45 "it says when confronted by a polar bear, you're going to die since they're one of the few animals that will actively hunt humans. Basically you're SOL"

Who else paused the review at 9:55 to learn the Bill Dance? Surely it can't just be me.

ROB SCHENEIDER DUH DERP DEEP DURP Rated PG-13 GOD DAMMIT THAT WAS A FUCKING GOOD ONE!!! LUL South Park man.... LOL

Holy crap, I almost went into cardiac arrest because Bill went missing for two minutes.

I actually have my real estate license and the bear trick is something they do teach you.

I could watch Nostalgia Critic forever! You guys are awesome!!

21:36 Says he'd start randomly dancing in the middle of the review, then doesn't. 23:44 HE DID IT

My grandma looks at my phone and asks can she see and when she saw a clip of the movie she is like "Damn that's ugly."

17:23 "(whispering) this is now our everything." me: "sleeps through out the half of the video 18 minutes ago, snoring then wakes up" huh? what i miss? ..oh 0.0 ..shit passed out after intro then missed out the good parts oops" heh..heh..heh..heh.heh..>:D