Hey, everyone!!! Still settling into my new place, but I finally got (mostly) all the kinks worked out. Hopefully, this tides everyone over. Also, I'm fully starting work again tomorrow. If you want a hint on what I'm doing next, here it is: the next movie I'm reviewing comes out tomorrow (oct 6th) :)
The most notable thing about this series is that who ever runs official Twitter account for it does not give a shit and posts whatever the hell they want
Something I just realized: that komodo dragon actually BIT Norm. You know how venomous a komodo dragon is? It can kill a human in under a few hours, causing the victim to bleed out faster and go into shock. Now, Norm is a very large bear, so it probably wouldn’t affect him as quickly as a human, but even so, that thing LATCHED ONTO HIM, meaning either that’s just some normal ass monitor lizard and the villain doesn’t know his animals, Norm is an actual god, or the entirety of Norm 4 is a hallucination he has just before he dies of blood loss
I have only one thing to say beyond 'This is the best explanation for that movie', and that's that you're mostly correct, though it's not venom, it's actually a cocktail of deadly bacteria, which kill any bite victim pretty dang quickly, even if you survive the bleeding you're gonna die from the array of diseases not long after. Sorry for being 'that guy', but I think it's a fun fact, and I like sharing it and thought you might like knowing it!
@@asrieldreemurr9968 I'm going to one up you and truly be "that guy". Komodo dragons actually are venomous. Their venom glands are tiny and we only discovered them recently, but they do have actual venom that is the main cause for bleeding in their prey. The whole bacteria thing is an outdated theory.
I once heard that the animation team behind the sequel movies (they may have also made the first one but IDK) straight up admitted that they were only making them because splash entertainment was paying them and that they really didnt care
Back in 2016, I had a Birthday Party at my Local Movie Theatre. We had the choice between 2 Bear movies. Norm of the North or Kung Fu Panda 3. I was originally going to pick Norm of the North but changed my Mind at the last minute. I’m so glad I saw Kung Fu Panda 3 instead
Your very lucky to just A V O I D norm of the north without him coming to your house fake norm version, wth is this freaking movie, why is it a franchise, I hate it. Anyways, kf3 is the better movie too
Highlights: 1:56 The Beginning of a Polar-Bear Movie 3:48 Physical Representation 4:15 A House 5:03 Top 5 Best Jokes in this Movie 6:06 Generic Bad Guy 7:46 Hazbin Hotel Joke 8:24 Plottwist 10:02 Huh 10:37 Copyright 10:51 Everyone´s favourite Joke 11:58 Sonic Adventure 2 Reference 12:24-12:37 Best Operation Name 17:08 Best Begin of a cheap Sequel 18:48 Neon Genesis Reference 19:57 Armstrong 20:29 Me in such Meetings 21:04 There´s an Imposter is Among Us 21:45 New Character 22:35 Deus Ex Machina 23:13 Plottwist 23:30 Another Deus Ex Machina 26:48 How this basically goes 28:22 Out of Nowhere 30:45 Great Animation 32:17 Chinese Propaganda 33:17 The evil Villain 33:51 Basically in every Cheap Movie 34:35 Reference 36:17 The Booby Traps 36:36 The Climax of all Time 37:44-38:06 The darkest Norm of the Norm Moment 41:34 Lore 42:06 When you lose the Crown 44:36 References 46:06 When you break into a Studio 46:30 Gag 48:35 Underwhelming Finale
Norm Of The North is truly the franchise of all time. My favorite part of this franchise is when Norm said: "It's normin time" And then normed everyone.
Of course EvilBusinessMan293 knew Norm smelled like a polar bear. How could he forget his time in the Great Polar War where the Eskimo tribes engaged fought the combined forces of the entirety the UN and ultimately ended with the Peace of Norm in 2012. It established the Polar Council as the New World Government.
I have to say that these movies have at least one quality: they stick with you. They are boring as fuck and easily forgettable, but at least they have a few scenes that stick in your mind, so much that I dreamed of that damn creepy orca exclaiming: "CHINA!" once, it wasn't even a nightmare, just strange.
I just watched all the individual review videos last night, impeccable timing I'm gonna watch em again in this form and laugh way too hard despite seeing the same jokes again
You and PointlessHub need to do a collaboration together. He watched all the Sharknado movies and survived, while you watched all the Norn of the North movies and survived. Watching you suffer together while watching something like the Michael Bay Transformers sequels or things like the Bobbleheads movie would be amazing.
the review of Norm 2 added cockstar made to some sort of strange pseudovocabulary I've developed I really want to thank you for the contributions you've made to who and what I am
i fell asleep watching this and woke up in the middle of it and thought i was still having the nightmare i was having and had a surreal reaction to this then i realized it was real and my depression quadrupled.
If Norm 2 looks like two separate movies, that's because it is. It was supposed to be two shorter stories but they got glued together in order to qualify for a theatrical release.
Anyone wondering, that 5th one he mentioned was cancelled a looong time ago. And if you didn’t know, the Norm of the North Twitter account guy had to wrap it up. It’s over for Norm.
WAIT WAIT HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP STAN IS ABLE TO TALK TO THE ICE CREW BUT THEY NEVER ESTABLISHED HIM HAVING THE ABILITY TO TALK TO HUMANS PRIOR TO THIS NORMOFTHENORTHFAN749 I SUMMON THEE, EXPLAIN THIS DISCREPANCY PRONTO!!!
Even among bad kids movies, Norm of the North is just unbelievable. The premise makes no sense from the jump and they never even try to make it logical.
