Not Gettin' Any: Losers - Saturday Night Live 

It's not acting. It's drugs abuse.

When you're on coke, speed, or alcohol cigarettes are especially good!

@@valdemaar3000 when Chris was working his drug abuse was not bad, was during down times he would binge, but yes he was an addict... but drugs didn't make him funny, quite the opposite☺

It's sad how far he could of went if he didn't die

That’s cocaine

@@pashadyne Go away

@@pashadyne Farley. Rock is stupid.

@@pashadyne Hey bozo, he meant Chris Elliot.

@@lomarsweed6604 FARLEY!

Not mathematicians.

Damn no way

Really?

Bc he wasn’t gettin any...

He was only treated for Lyme disease for two weeks....he developed Parkinson's shortly after that...

@@josephwheeler2672 you'd think the shaking would make it a better time.

Dude, Farley quoting Fleetwood Mac as a pickup line is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life!

Sandler almost did

This feels like all 4 SNLers are doing a bit from their stand-ups.

Spade clearly did, he just looked away and covered his face.

It seems crazy because in today’s show that is all they do is break character.

Is it a circlejerk?

This is a circle of comedy and movie legends in their own right, saying lines written by ACTUAL losers who probably weren't gettin' any.

@@DunmoresMovieMania the only thing I wish is that it wasn't so gross. This crew could've made history, but whoever wrote this obviously hated women. Not the inability to 'score', that could be funny. Since that is the lot in life for millions of men. But the words r creepy. Aged BADLY.

and David Spade too, unfortunately

Sandler has done the best so far

Kevin James owes his career to Chris Farley dying. Chris Farley would have been in Paul Blart as well as Grown Ups. Farley was way funnier than Kevin James. Such a tragedy.

Unless he got worse with his habits and his brain went.

Was*

@@eddhanks IS* video made him immortal

@@tommynorthwood True. I remember Chris Farley but, like @Raoz wrote, "I would have first known him from Shrek when I was a toddler rather than a Conan O'Brien Interview I only saw last year."

I pissed my pants when I heard that

Cause he isnt Jimmy Fallon and knows how to control his reactions...even with a crippling disease.

David Spade mentions it his biography. Check it out on audible.

That was a great voice i wish he had become a singer

@@FlamingoKicker He didn't have it then.

100% agree

He was diagnosed with Parkinsons shortly after this.

A true legend

You know what "J." say: "Not every Fun Fact, is a Fox Fact and not every Fox Fact, is a Fun Fact."

@@RyanConnell5150 All the more reason it would be great to see him host. What do you think?

Hope you were one of the three people laughing

That was a hell of a lineup you saw.

That’s so cool you were there.

Epic of Gilgamesh must be Revenge of the Nerds.

Holy shit lmao 😂

Came here to try to say something like this but you nailed it 😄👍

the kind with gold pages that isnt allowed to be looked at

Guys have not gotten laid for centuries.

Did you miss the part where all their stories pointed out that they were pedo’s?

Hell yeah man. 😮 Bring back the days.

I enjoyed Sandler’s humility here. Comedic or not he definitely has a humble heart. The reason for his Success.

I thought the same thing... He nailed it.

Incredible.

Except Farley wasn't delusional..

Michael J Fox is no slouch either.

Grownups😂😂😂

@@darkavenger1929 if Farley was still alive, he’d replace Kevin James

David Spade is a tool My lame joke was funnier then his whole career

what about Michael J Fox who was already really famous for his back to the future character?

Not Chris Rock.

what are you saying Chris ist still alive..

@@sugarraybow He means Chris Farley, not Chris Rock.

As long as the planet has people they will still be watching Chris Farley

I was 10. Old sketch.

I dont think it was 91...im guessing about "95-96.

No one would directly ever talk about the skits in my HS; meant you we're watching TV Sat nights oppose to partying. But they did come up indirectly days later.

We partied all night on Friday and went home early on Saturday to watch SNL followed by Don Kirshner's Rock Concert

We did the same. And also talked about every episode of Seinfeld after it aired as well. Good old days before internet.

Lol I know never heard that one and it certainly wasn’t appreciated during this skit

Lol

😂😂😂😂

When they rub their peach pits together

He could read the phone book and mine comedic gold

its called cocaine

@@robertloveiv9207 Contrary to what a lot of people seem to think, cocaine doesn't make people funny or good at acting. Chris Farley was naturally very talented and funny, although yes, he did alot of cocaine.

@@rynehall9990 yes, it's called being high.

Yeah, if you're not funny when you're not high, you're not going to be funny when you are.... It just doesn't work that way... Funny people actually have to use drugs to enable them to handle normies... It's science.

when he dies, i hope they get radcliffe for the biopic.

Both Michael J. Fox and Daniel Radcliffe are short.

He sure does!

Chad Hero Maybe that’s why he’s not getting any..

Harry isn’t getting any, either

NO HE WASN’T… Farley was No legend!

​@@nsasupporter7557 why not

@@kid--presentable because he wasn’t, plain and simple. He was pretty well loved by his fellow comedians but he wasn’t a respectable person. His life was sad and tragic, he only had one successful movie which was Tommy Boy

He was pretty well loved by everybody.just because you don’t think so doesn’t make it so..

Best Part.

Lol greatest Fleetwood reference ever..

Legit cried laughing 😂

yeah, ive never heard that one before!

Do u steal call women chicks??

But there was grass on the field.

Yeah and BARELY 13…

…. and you actually DID the math 😂

@@DragonGPPLAY BALL! ⚾️

That joke didn’t age well with all the pedo stuff going on at the border and in the government. :(

Yes. He aged well! He was too thin when he was younger.

that's the 'magic' of botox

The magical hair on his head helped.

Yess!! Spade got better looking with age. He looked old when he was younger. Too thin, his hair was bad. He looks great now. Botox has nothing to do with it.

I think he goes in for those teenager blood transfusions. That shit really works but the media lies about it to keep the price down.

?? He is still alive 2019, and i saw him in a movie a few days ago, "See You Yesterday", so not sure what you are saying there.

Yeah he's alive, but his career died, and along with it, our relationship (as the public) with him. Granted, he has made a valiant effort in acting regardless of his condition (we're talking Parkinson's disease [P.D.], just to be crystal clear) in shows like the Good Wife. And he did brilliantly, embracing the P.D. as a part of - but not all of & b only-the character he played. Full five-star credit for that. But to be fair, it's entirely different to the career he would have had, had it not been for Parkinson's. * I can't speak for the guy who wrote the comment, but that's what I inferred from it, and that is why I clicked like 👍

@@lueyteledeluxe7457 He did a little bit on Designated Survivor and he wobbled his way through it just fine, in fact I thought it added a certain charm to the character. I doubt though he could handle any kind of solid work load, so...

When I was born Feb 1987 my parents filled out a baby book and in the question "who is the most popular actor in the world?" they wrote Michael J Fox. 31 years later I got to go to a Back To the Future Autograph signing and was lucky enough to get photos and autographs from Lea Thompson, Christopher Lloyd, Tom Wilson.....at the start of the show they had announced Michael wouldn't be feeling well enough to come out and sign, and everyone was real understanding....then hours later, toward the very end of the day, people started to cluster and you could tell there was excitement....sure enough, Michael J Fox had come out to his table and was happily signing HUNDREDS of autographs! He looked great and had great control of his body at the moment! I got to go up and say hi and told him about my baby book and how I'd always hoped to get the chance to meet him. Man was super nice. All four of them were extremely generous actually. Everyone at work was very jealous of the photo with Lea Thompson where she let me grab her by the waist and she rested her head on my shoulder

80s was so cool growing up

I loved secret of my success

And his foundation has funded something like 2 billion in Parkinson's research. Incredible guy. Doc Hollywood and Teen Wolf are fun movies too :)

Or the "Harry potter" actor of that generation..forgot his name lol

Daniel Radcliffe

Kuzco is in there, too.

"whose with me?!" 😂😂

Because it was the best cast by far.

Young people are way too offended by it to even see

Enjoyed that...needed the laughs, that's the way I remember AmericaWork hard,play hard, truth and Justice... Best of times. USA. # 1 .

some of the woman who doesn't get any at all, like the poor cat! ;p hormones keep raging but still all alone. GET USED TO IT! ;p

@@BrianCarnevaleB26 hope you got your brain fixed in these 2 years. it looked bad.

Chris Hansen, ''The Ladies Man''!

You made me cry ;)))

So she's like 13?

He's cute tho, built good.

Okay Mr. DiCaprio! Have a seat!

Right!!!! I knew it was familiar Thanks!!

Me too. Chris Farley is awesome 😔

yes, yes you are.

Uh....no!

Justin Guerra. Think that comes from a country song.

It is a line from a Fleetwoodmac song

Good thing we still have these clips and his movies to remind us from time to time. Which reminds me, I gotta add Beverly Hills Ninja to my Farley collection... :)

Accurate.

very

I have no idea what this comment means. It might as well be in Chinese.

@@fezzik7619 Sir, did your Google stop working?

@@fezzik7619 there’s a website called Reddit. There are Different sections of the website called subreddits based on different subjects. One section is inceltears which is basically a subreddit that posts examples of incel (involuntary celibate) forum posts across the internet and they just make fun of them

Connor

"you know the drill... 18 is legal, 17 with consent, 16 with a note, 15 if her dad is in the room"

If there’s grass in the outfield...

In Alabama...

Alt right in a nutshell

That's why femboys are getting so big.

dont forget farley

Do you think Michael J Foxx is related to Jamie Foxx?

@@NxDoyle It's Fox...

Yeah I didn't even realize it was Chris Rock till he started talking.

@@NxDoyle would certainly install some athleticism into the parking lot during the tailgating ritual.

thats parkinsons for ya.

@@snuffmeister6720 yup that was Parkinson’s

Parkinson

I did. Yikes.

13 and 2 months old.

Guys it's *supposed* to come off as skeezy as hell, relax.

@@koalanectar9382 exactly, relax your farts idiots

Oh Cawd! 😭

Some stuff on SNL was so low brow but because it was late night or referred to subtly it go away with it. Like the canteen boy and Alec Baldwin would never get on tv now 😂😂😂 I heard Phil Hartman say there was big backlash when they made a joke bout Chelsea Clinton growing up to be a babe, when she was 14 at the time , something like that . Not sure they ever aired it

I remember when 14 was the age of consent in some states. But that was 1985.

Yeah, but it's supposed to be super cringey just as it is today. All of them in one way or another are meant to be losers. Sandler's character is the only redeemable character.

@@WestOfEarth if you have a good memory, SNL is where Louis C.K. states pedophilia must "be pretty good" and the Rock created a robot that molested children... Lorne Michaels probably visited Epstein's island 🏝️

I'm wondering if the line was supposed to be "58 weeks" or even "58 days"!

They kind of did with Night at the Roxbury with Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan. Two pathetic cringelords trying to score at clubs. Even Wild and Crazy Guys, which preceded it.

@@micktoney7704 There were a few scenes in Shallow Hal about that.

I bet there have been more than a few sketches that were looked at for further development into a movie over the years at SNL. Kevin Nealon talked about Hanz and Franz being considered, and I think Mike Myers was toying with the Dieter character in a movie.

The constant cue card reading ruins every skit now...

@@TitoTimTravels what do u mean?

@@walterwhite1 I was agreeing with the comment. I mean the current cast is horrid. They read from the cue cards constantly, as if they have never performed before. Very distracting, very unprofessional.

@@TitoTimTravels I get that but did the old cast not read cue cards or did they have to memorize everything?

@@TitoTimTravels the new cast with the exception of maybe McKinnon and Thompson is the least funny collection of comedy “professionals” I’ve ever seen. The writing is terrible too. I can’t believe no one’s doing anything about it

No. Watch the BBC show "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole" and "Young Sherlock" from US television.

Murderer

Me too!

@RaozSkillz excuse me?

@RaozSkillz you make a nonsensical remark saying something about pedos (and how they "should be allowed"??) and childporn, or something to that regard, but _my_ brain doesn't do much? Michael J Fox is definitely a legend.

ok, should've known I was dealing with an incel.

@RaozSkillz boring as fuck probably. Bye, I'm done.

I Miss my Country, and the old ways and much better days. What is going on ? Corruption... sucking the life out of the United States, better get this evil out of system and lives.

Church bro. This world needs Chris Farley. I mentioned his name a few days back ago to someone younger than me, and I said "You know..? Tommy Boy!?" they said who's that...🤬 After 9/11, we all seemed to have lost our innocent laughter and EVERYTHING became fuckin so serious, yet here we are.

@@ghkillah1995 Lots of younger people know about Chris Farley, that younger person you talked to is just an airhead.

Amen! I love Chris Farley, and grew up watching him.

They are less compassionate than ever before in the history of the world

Seriously it was quiet for a min. Idk why that is so funny man

👍👌🙌👏❤️ I love Chris Farley!

KozenaDrzka - Retro IT, Mafia a gaming this was funnier

THIS COMMENT GIVES ME LIFE

90s incels lol

How Can we find out who wrote which skits? Is it usually the lead cast member?

Lmaoooo fr 😂😂

they've always been a thing. it isn't new.

Great lineup

I think they are fake cigarettes because of a law about smoking during a live performance.

assmane999 Pretty sure those bans weren't there in 91, but there are herbal cigarettes that doesn't have nicotine or tobacco, but I doubt they would use them then

Coke makes you wanna smoke