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A Not the Nine O'clock News sketch, from Series 3 Episode 6 and the Hedgehog Sandwich LP. Transferred off an old Betamax cassette.

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21 июл 2013

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@metsot
@metsot 3 года назад
The versatility of Mel Smith was overwhelming.
@stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296
@stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296 3 года назад
Twenty quid in 1982? A bloody fortune!
@ghengiscant538
@ghengiscant538 2 года назад
His delivery of " The legend FRAE Bonny Scotland " cracked me up LOL .
@mukulsharma5636
@mukulsharma5636 5 лет назад
Mel Smith was just so great. RIP
@metsot
@metsot 3 года назад
One of the Greats.
@ConkerTS
@ConkerTS 3 года назад
@@metsot Yes. I was very disappointed that he became a director and stopped being a perfomer, as I think there are many great directors, but not as many truly great comedians, and Mel Smith was just so amazingly talented when it came to comedy, be it the acting, the timing, the voice, the facial expressions, etc, he had it all, as few other comedians had. Still, like all the great comics of the past decades, even though he's gone, we can still see his performances when we choose. I'm so glad that this Covid situation, if it had to happen at all, happened now, when we have access to RU-vid, DVD box sets, so many cable/satellite channels, etc. Imagaine if it had happened fifty years ago, when in the UK we only had three TV channels, no video recorders, no computers, etc. How boring would that have been?
@zakelwe
@zakelwe 6 лет назад
Griffs face is so funny, summed up the type of person running a shop like that.
@yaronkl
@yaronkl 6 лет назад
I just see Griff Rhys Jones expressions and laugh.
@hobanagerik
@hobanagerik 5 лет назад
Ploni Almoni Oddly, no one has that reaction now.
@hobanagerik
@hobanagerik 3 года назад
methven Arundell Every time I’ve seen Griff in recent years, usually on some show about UK riverboats or some such, he seems like a moany, bitter, man now. I don’t know why.
@jjharson7344
@jjharson7344 2 года назад
love this, it brings back my childhood memories, I always remember the F*** I forget the baby sketch.... half of those ornaments were in most households in the seventies and early eighties.... looks like half of my mums old front room in there....
@kevanjackson2504
@kevanjackson2504 Год назад
Perfection. Not The Nine O'clock News was brilliant.
@adamgill
@adamgill 7 лет назад
I have listened to this sketch on The Hedgehog Sandwich on Vinyl many times over - it's the first time I've actually seen the sketch since it aired.... classic!
@Nooziterp1
@Nooziterp1 3 года назад
All through this I was wondering how it would end. The actual ending took me by surprise.
@vmkkith
@vmkkith 8 лет назад
Been lookiong for this for years as I only have it on Audio. My PC Gaming name is sometimes Rampant Mackerel and people always ask me where it came from!
@Vesnicie
@Vesnicie 5 лет назад
It's meant to be imitating heraldic language, isn't it? The mackerel is sort of rearing up after all...
@stuartmiller7419
@stuartmiller7419 4 года назад
Not sure that a fish CAN be rampant (as it has no feet to 'rear up' on) - but that somehow adds to the charm I've always thought.
@Skoora
@Skoora 4 года назад
Ha, I have a twist on that where my online moniker for years has been Skoora, from Kids in the Hall Skoora the gentle shark. Almost no-one gets it.
@13gan
@13gan 3 года назад
Heraldically, it's not rampant as that is for 4 legged predator/beast . For that particular posture, it would have been called urinant. The closest posture for a fish to rampant would be haurient. Would probably spoil the humour if they do use the heraldically correct term though.
@lexingtonlad5745
@lexingtonlad5745 2 года назад
Mel Smith was an amazing actor.
@mejsmith1
@mejsmith1 7 лет назад
Mel is doing his best John Cleese imitation. Love it.
@johncannon2232
@johncannon2232 7 лет назад
At last I have found this sketch and want to place it in my possession......Love this sketch...
@vs6x3
@vs6x3 4 года назад
😏😏😏
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 6 лет назад
"This charming bulsa wood windmill with the musical barometer"
@Ogma3bandcamp
@Ogma3bandcamp 3 года назад
Balsa wood.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 6 лет назад
I thought the whole thing would be leading up to a homosexual advance towards Griff.
@lukechandra6233
@lukechandra6233 5 лет назад
that would've been gay
@nasskhan4543
@nasskhan4543 4 года назад
@modern studies wheres your comedy show? Oh wait yr just a spazz .
@vanonzen
@vanonzen 4 года назад
@@nasskhan4543 No, modern studies collect this junk and it is heartbroken that a piece that he/she does not own but love is destroyed.
@whatshisname3304
@whatshisname3304 4 года назад
@@lukechandra6233 is nt that stating the obvious, describing a gay joke as gay, is n't that redundant.
@petemarr824
@petemarr824 4 года назад
Simon, it was leading you to think it was going to be that, it did fall on its arse though.
@eddiekingham
@eddiekingham 3 года назад
Totally brilliant show. I have the dvd
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 4 года назад
I did remember this sketch in part - it has been a very long time since the original airing. I recalled Mel’s wonderful use of language in describing the many delights he spied while browsing the inventory… I just didn’t remember the end...
@jeremytravis360
@jeremytravis360 3 года назад
That cracked me up. I thought he was going to say Griff
@peteiswriteingnow
@peteiswriteingnow 2 года назад
Just think those 2 greats went on to do the brilliant Smith and Jones at the table sketches, and i loved watching when my kids were young Mel doing the voice over for the animation of Father Christmas, comedy great.
@lemonslice2233
@lemonslice2233 8 лет назад
Could have ended with the customer leaving the shop and the shop owner putting another copy of the exact same piece from a lot of many back on display.
@NivMizzet89
@NivMizzet89 8 лет назад
"...And for our next lot, another Cayman Blue. Anyone?"
@blabla-rg7ky
@blabla-rg7ky 5 лет назад
@@NivMizzet89 mo... monty python?
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 3 года назад
That would go against the joke of the sketch
@petittrainguernsey3297
@petittrainguernsey3297 3 года назад
Just as well you weren’t writing for them then eh?
@tobietera
@tobietera 2 года назад
@@petittrainguernsey3297 - I mean, it wasn't terribly funny anyway.
@guharup
@guharup 5 лет назад
completely understand his emotions after seeing a particular artificial water fountain in my local market. An exquisite piece that deserves an appropriate treatment.
@jasonpfinch
@jasonpfinch 3 года назад
Mel Smith was so incredible.
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 4 года назад
I looked for years for a rampant mackerel ashtray, I haunted charity shops until, eventually, I found the orange version. It took pride of place in the loo for a number of years. Now I'm going back to my corner with a bag on my head.
@racheldavies7065
@racheldavies7065 3 года назад
Lol love it
@maverlk7
@maverlk7 9 месяцев назад
Every time I enter a seaside (crap)shop, I am unable to resist the urge to ask if they have a ‘rampant mackerel ashtray’ in their inventory! Suffice it to say, no one has ever picked up on or recognised my attempted tomfoolery 🤣
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 9 месяцев назад
Excellent! I'll try it myself - I live in a seaside area and there are some 'quality' crap goods shops locally. I doubt anyone under 50 remembers the sketch now anyway!
@maverlk7
@maverlk7 9 месяцев назад
@@skyboswell my group of friends frequently break out into sketches from the ‘not the 9 oclock news’ era! Many of the times we can be heard extolling the production of the Johnny Mathis album (when a child is born) as we run through the perfectly memorised ‘gerald the gorilla’ sketch. Constable Savage was another favourite too 🤣
@k.c.lejeune6613
@k.c.lejeune6613 5 лет назад
£19.95?? I'd gladly pay £1995.00 for such a magnificent piece.
@wisteela
@wisteela 19 дней назад
Why, the matchbox alone is worth that.
@hildurmildur
@hildurmildur 2 года назад
I felt a bit sorry for the shopkeeper. He looked so chuffed to have such an enthusiastic customer....
@liammccarron8191
@liammccarron8191 5 лет назад
Huge Monty Python influence in this sketch, it's not dead it's asleep
@neithere
@neithere 5 лет назад
There's literally nothing completely new you can do in comedy after MPFC.
@tobietera
@tobietera 3 года назад
@@neithere - Hmm, not sure about that. As much as I love Monty Python I do think that a lot of the sketches became absurd just because they were known for that style, but it didn't always translate to funny. I think lots of comedians have done new styles of comedy since Monty Python but these discussions never end well unfortunately.
@larsiverchristiansen8484
@larsiverchristiansen8484 3 года назад
it has seized to be...this is an ex-ashtray...
@mauricedorreboom5388
@mauricedorreboom5388 Год назад
It rests! It rests? Yes, it was pining for the fjords PINING FOR THE FJORDS?
@kataka64
@kataka64 11 лет назад
cheers for uploading this. A wonderful homage to the late Mel Smith bless 'im.
@Wally-H
@Wally-H 3 года назад
Brilliant. Everyone had those fucking shire horses in the 70's, they were utter crap. Wherever you went on holiday in Britain they'd be in all the gift shops, along with whimsies, and those tacky bits of rock with a plastic seagull on the top and the name of the place crudely written on the front
@flux11000
@flux11000 10 лет назад
Been a long time since I watch that sketch Fantastic
@BCSBuck
@BCSBuck 6 лет назад
I had the Hedgehog Sandwich LP. Loved it so much.
@blabla-rg7ky
@blabla-rg7ky 5 лет назад
oh, how I knew he was going to smash it to the ground the moment he picked it up! Intuition level: 10000000000
@13shellshock
@13shellshock 11 лет назад
have being looking for this sketch for years.class a1
@marcludford591
@marcludford591 5 лет назад
I met Mel smith in a pub in the 80s once sipping a pint then he went to the khasi He had a white rolls Royce outside He was drinking a pint of old badger
@perrin6
@perrin6 4 года назад
Like to see John Cleese play the customer.
@hiroji-wm9xs
@hiroji-wm9xs 7 лет назад
'I must say how impressed I am by the high standards of your wear' woehaaaa
@siukong
@siukong 5 лет назад
Wares
@malcolmdale
@malcolmdale 5 лет назад
+hiroji 95844 I think it's "your wares" and not "your wear" which really makes no sense.
@DieFlabbergast
@DieFlabbergast 3 года назад
*ware
@tobietera
@tobietera 3 года назад
Adults having a willy waving contest by correcting each other's spelling, on RU-vid of all places. None of you are the winners here.
@hiroji-wm9xs
@hiroji-wm9xs 3 года назад
Yep, my mistake..
@nickclark6310
@nickclark6310 5 месяцев назад
utter brilliance
@darrenmeears4667
@darrenmeears4667 4 года назад
Didn't see that coming a joy to watch 😆😅😄😃😂😁
@chrissyman77
@chrissyman77 11 лет назад
Love this ,thanks .
@buzhug35
@buzhug35 3 года назад
I love them so much!!!
@FreeTVEngland
@FreeTVEngland 6 месяцев назад
If you're wondering if shops like this still exist, take a wander along Regent Road in Great Yarmouth during the summer... you might even be able to get yourself a lovely rampant mackerel ashtray! Oh, and GRIFF'S FUCKING FACE at 1:10 is priceless!
@rebeccahunswick
@rebeccahunswick 7 месяцев назад
Pure genius
@tommygun5218
@tommygun5218 7 лет назад
one of my favourites
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 7 лет назад
Yep, the best sketch they did! Love it.
@airprimus
@airprimus 6 лет назад
Aah, the grammophone beats it, I think :)
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 2 года назад
@@airprimus Another timeless classic! Love the way he draws the word out:"Gram-o-phone".
@tobietera
@tobietera 2 года назад
lol you're kidding, this sketch is awful 🙄
@BADBIKERBENNY
@BADBIKERBENNY 7 лет назад
Fuck I love British comedy!
@probablygraham
@probablygraham 5 лет назад
I have to admit that I actually bought the shire horse for my Dad. Sorry, Dad. If you're looking down (or up) at me now, I thought it was a nice present at the time :-)
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT 2 года назад
He didn't even wait to get back home 😂
@metsot
@metsot 3 года назад
Mel Smith & Gryff Rhys Jones are there alongside Laurel & Hardy.
@josephinebennington7247
@josephinebennington7247 2 года назад
Getting his own back over the Gramophone shop…
@lynnewhitelam7495
@lynnewhitelam7495 Год назад
The rampant mackerel ashtray. I think my Nan had one....
@michaelrowsell1160
@michaelrowsell1160 4 года назад
our rugby team had a similar object ,that when you made a massif blunder in a game ,you had to display it on your mantelpiece ,until another player made another boob during play.
@ocal6477
@ocal6477 3 года назад
Griff reminded me of Lloyd or mr. Grady in the Shining..
@JinzoCrash
@JinzoCrash 6 лет назад
I want a rampant mackerel statue now!
@MikeJackson690
@MikeJackson690 4 года назад
RIP Mel Smith : (
@williamsterben
@williamsterben 6 лет назад
Absolutely.
@blooter6360
@blooter6360 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absoloute class
@jhonkhan8153
@jhonkhan8153 Год назад
He reminds us of no one, other than Jeremy Clarkson
@taraxacum
@taraxacum 4 года назад
Well, he got the money for It anyway.
@metsot
@metsot 3 года назад
The "Mona Lisa" in the small oval frame.
@jpgrumbach8562
@jpgrumbach8562 4 года назад
Predictable. But two great actors who knew how to use their faces. And other things like language etc.
@billowen3285
@billowen3285 4 года назад
I didn't predict it
@brucekennedy5274
@brucekennedy5274 4 года назад
This was on Hedgehog Sandwich!
@MrA5htaroth
@MrA5htaroth 3 года назад
Brilliant! Not sure why people keep comparing it to Monty Python except that it's two men in a shop doing a sketch. I doubt that originated with MP.
@metsot
@metsot 3 года назад
The Mona Lisa in the small frame.
@davidmaxwaterman
@davidmaxwaterman 7 месяцев назад
He nearly lost it there a couple of times :D
@c.a.marsupial.1282
@c.a.marsupial.1282 Год назад
Greatness. LoL
@kylewilliams5761
@kylewilliams5761 4 года назад
I thought that seemed quite expensive.!!!
@debussy69
@debussy69 Год назад
Playback at 1/2 speed, Mel does a great impression of Alf Hitchcock
@daveydumpling
@daveydumpling 6 лет назад
Thought he was going to say the till!
@JohnSmith-su3ze
@JohnSmith-su3ze 10 лет назад
i would kill for the contents of this shop. these items are like priceless antiques compared to the junk we have around now
@dunebasher1971
@dunebasher1971 Год назад
£19.95 in 1980 is the same as £120.24 in 2023
@deepinder381
@deepinder381 5 лет назад
Sadly, Perryscope Corp and their rufty tufty rock band 'Merch' reminds me of this sketch.
@marcludford591
@marcludford591 5 лет назад
Very funny so he was
@hughtierney9109
@hughtierney9109 10 месяцев назад
Sue Van Ayers brought me here.
@marcludford591
@marcludford591 5 лет назад
Douglas bader was legless most of the time
@AsadAli-jc5tg
@AsadAli-jc5tg 3 года назад
Why did he broke that?????
@johnhehir508
@johnhehir508 Год назад
Mel smith in the show ,colins sandwich ,was mel smith best show.
@redtiger6047
@redtiger6047 4 года назад
very funny..
@dinsy512
@dinsy512 3 года назад
Aww, not fair, I like onyx! But then again, I like this sketch just a little bit more!
@rmc2001
@rmc2001 Год назад
Why do they remind me of James May and Richard Hammond?
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 3 года назад
I'm looking for a present for my aunt
@georgefelner
@georgefelner 2 года назад
Jones looks a bit like Sebastian Vettel :D
@alicegrant3731
@alicegrant3731 2 года назад
Hmmmm funny (!)
@hurchgoer
@hurchgoer 2 года назад
...
@hughcdavies
@hughcdavies 4 года назад
Not the punch line I expected either. I thought it was going to be 'It's not for sale. We're not an antique shop, none of it's for sale.' 'Not an antique shop, then why the antiques? What do you do here?' 'We do circumcisions, what do you want me to put on display?'
@jerry2357
@jerry2357 3 года назад
That would be the Monty Python version.
@bigfluff73
@bigfluff73 Год назад
rrrrock pool
@Kelly14UK
@Kelly14UK 5 лет назад
NAUSEOUS OFFAL!!
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray 2 года назад
Stolen from Terry Pratchett.
@fins59
@fins59 2 года назад
Wot, no flying ducks, shame, low class shop.
@tobietera
@tobietera 2 года назад
Shame the punchline is so crap 😕
@peterhamilton2695
@peterhamilton2695 3 года назад
Did we laugh at that shit back then?
@grimupnorth
@grimupnorth 4 года назад
A poor attempt at Monty Python style shopkeeper/customer sketch.
@charlesnelson5187
@charlesnelson5187 Год назад
There's a kind of 'event horizon' with comedy. Once you pass beyond or over it...things which once seemed funny...just don't.
@HarvestHome2000
@HarvestHome2000 2 года назад
I'm afraid I find this rather second-rate.
@yozzsongs
@yozzsongs 3 года назад
This sketch is far too white & uses far too much of the English vocabulary 👀👀👀👀
@revealingtheanointed704
@revealingtheanointed704 8 лет назад
Not funny. NTNON is the most overrated show in history. Start of good careers, comics who went in to do extraordinary things (Pamela Stephenson excepted), but in and of itself, it's mostly garbage. Not all, some scenes are quality. 95% of it is insipid garbage.
@beyondbeyond1965
@beyondbeyond1965 8 лет назад
Fun at parties
@louiso.4325
@louiso.4325 7 лет назад
I guess for some people, it hasn't aged well. It was quite legendary for its time.
@cloudfactory2000
@cloudfactory2000 6 лет назад
Barney Os. And still is. Probably the best British sketch show ever. Can't think of anything better.
@DieFlabbergast
@DieFlabbergast 3 года назад
@@cloudfactory2000 It is not even in the same league as Monty Python, the Two Ronnies, or A Bit of Fry & Laurie, among others. It doesn't even come up to the level of Morecambe & Wise: it ranks alongside the bloody Benny Hill Show. Occasional brilliancies - mostly thanks to Rowan Atkinson - but mostly flat.
@cloudfactory2000
@cloudfactory2000 3 года назад
@@DieFlabbergast, don't be ridiculous. It's miles better than M&W, who were a bit overated. Benny Hill is also brilliant. There's nothing around today that is anywhere as good as him.
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