Not The The The CARRIER!!! 

2:35 - "I don't think I need your big bird lips screaming in my ears" 2:40 - "Ah, then perhaps you'd prefer the soothing baritone whispers of my Satanic chanting."

I'm Australian. Imagine a flock of 1000 of these in a tree above you all screaming obscenities🇦🇺

Okay, I lost it when he was tapping the carrier 😂😂😂

*bird* *summoning* *demon* : *DARSHCHARVEAHSCBRORWHS* *owner* : are you sure?

I'm not sure what he's saying, but he damn well means it ! Lol

I love the way he's screaming and throwing a fit, then gets real close to his human and starts talking quietly like "okay no seriously I need you to listen to me, I can't go in there. This is very serious"

“This thing here tap tap tap tap tap. I ain’t having any of it. Now let me summon demons”

I love when he goes into his police scanner voice!

I love the way he taps things with his toes

I love this bird he's got opinions!

I love how he gallops out the room, mumbling in his grumpy old man voice!

Dan: I don't need your big bird lips screaming in my ear... Max: Well, ok then. How about some demonic celery cooked at seven degrees?

when he walks up doing the creepy voice, that sounded like a threat... I'd sleep with one eye open lol

Max has the cutest temper tantrums of anyone in the world.

Sounds like a demon speaking over a walkie talkie plotting when to attack

IF Carrier = Exists Then Max = Begins the demonic summoning

I showed max to my aunt who is in the hospital and she smiled for th first time in a few weeks

I love how he just throws a fit like a small child

I made those same noises when I was driving to jury duty.

Every time I watch this bird it cracks me up . He can really speak his mind.

Love 1:49 where he starts tapping the carrier just so we're all clear this is what he's talking about...

"Im leaving" max: dont forget to close the door! 3:44

Love watching him rant and carry on! The wing flaps to emphasize his comments are hilarious!😂

3:43 Dan: "I'm leaving! Bye!" Max: "GOOD RIDDANCE, TAKE THAT THING WITH YOU"

angry max gibberish never fails to brighten my day

I love how he walks in the other room and continues to grumble ;D

Is there a reason this bird doesnt have his own reality show yet

I love when Dan makes that noise like he is slamming the door. Max can't bear to be left alone when he's loose around the house. This bird is precious. 🥰

around 1:40 when he flaps his wings as he stresses his voice.... I guess that's the human equivalence of flailing arms when upset? LoL (and walks off mumbling)

0:21 - 0:25 "Its not even your normal carrier" Max: YES IT IS!

You are so patient with him. You don’t disrespect him by just picking him up & putting him in the carrier. LLLots of patience & conversation.

Holy, I’d run for my life if I heard that scary robotic voice at night.

"I eat celery at seven degrees." lol. My new quote. Thanks Max.

02:40 grab the holy water, a bible, and a crucifix...

Maxwell’s multi voices and how he suddenly switches over to that down low voice, he’s quite the actor! Versatile!

3:44 Dan: i am leaving Max: donot forget to close the door 😂😂😂😂

Max is screeming his little lungs out and Dan says: "Can't hear you" - ROFL

Max has three voices: Cute, high-pitched voice Garbled yelling Ominous, low-pitched mumbling

0:22 Dan: it’s not even your Normal carrier! Max: yes it is

Carrier: exists Max: Finally, a worthy opponent

Max sounds like a moody teenager lol. "OMG dad you don't understand ANYTHING! That carrier is ugly and all my friends at school will laugh at me! You ruined my life, dad!!"

I love how he dramaticizes how outraged he is with those wing flaps

Some time its better we don't fully understand Max 😂😂😂

So much personality! It’s very smart to let him experience the carrier at his own pace, and to plan enough time into your schedule to make this easier for him.

At 3:42 he sounds like a wife yelling at him from another room

Max says he eats celery at 7 degrees every time he thinks he's going to the vet! Lol! Another adorable video!

The evil voice he makes when he's mad 😂😂

i swear every time i hear his deep demon voice i think he’s putting a curse on the poor owner

3:24 If it was at night and I heard that from the other room, I'd probably die.

When he speaks in that low quiet voice it sounds like a broken Furby

That bird believes itself to be having a full on conversation with its owner. He MEANS what he's saying. The cadence of his voice is so funny too because it sounds just like human emotion. He does NOT want to go I to a carrier!!! Birds are so smart,so funny. I wish I had the time for 1.

1:37 I think he's just imitating the divorce of his owner.

I wanna see a 10 minute loop of Max tapping the side of the carrier.

Max is just so dramatic when he sees the carrier :-) And smart!!!!!!! when he goes in his room , and he doesn't hear you, he peeks out to see if you are still there ,lol, what a. smart ,clever and adorable baby boy! I just love Max ,and you are an awesome Dad, to Max :-)

The problem with Max is you just never know how he feels. 🤣😂🤣❤️❤️❤️

His toe-tapping was by far the funniest thing I've seen all day.

He's summoning the spirit of carrier destruction!!!

My 22 month old granddaughter is now an official Max follower, fan, devotee. Her eyes light up and look totally amazed at this interaction of your precious human companion and you. Thank you Dan for a daily dose of inspiration in love and devotion to Maxwell.

0:22 “It’s not even your normal carrier!” “YES IT IS!”

THAT. "OTHER" VOICE.... OMG... FRICKIN SCARY SOUNDING!!! THIS IS THE COOLEST BIRD IVE EVER SEEN!!! KISSES TO MAX!!!

He sounds like he's mad at himself for being tempted by the toys.

that dark vader voice is so scary

I never get tired of Max'es vet-tantrums! 🤣

0:10 "I have to go to work. I don't have time for that." 4:43 "Hay, get your little booboo loo." 4:52 "It's saged. I've checked everything."

I love your relationship with Max. You are a really special guy.

Carrier videos are the best :DD Max is so annoyed

I LOVE how passionate he gets! Soooo funny! Dan you are a spectacular dad to Max!

2:50 "I'm a celebrity, celebrity, I'm a celebrity, I'm a serious celebrity" - yes, Max, you are :D

He sure gets upset at the carrier!! I love how he stops to tap his toes! He sounds possessed!!

I cant stop watching these videos! Omg Max is the funniest thing ever! I love the two of u sooooo much! Thanks for keeping me entertained!

Love Max!...I didn’t always hear the “celery” part...but today after seeing all the “Carrier videos many times, looking at this again, I heard it plain today!....That carrier RILES and ANGERS him SOOO... HE said ...”I need celery!”...Lol!

When he runs off with his ball..!!!

Touching it with his toes ♡ Glad you discovered metal cage was too big.

I could watch this bird everyday. He has so much character. I love his indignant tantrums. Dan and Max are BFF.

I'm sure Max is communicating. I love it when he's using an undertone to communicate and also when he's clicking his toes to the carrier, sort of being impatient of something.

I love, love when Max goes on his ramp! Love his deep voice. What a pleasure he is. I look forward in seeing his videos. 🥰😍😘❤️

I just love your little guy because he makes me smile after a hard day and he sure has his own opinion about things

"Oh no - the carrier! OMG OMG OMG" I love how he uses his wings to emphasize his point!!!!

SO cute! What an intelligent, articulate little bird.

That is such an amazing little bird - he seems to have different voices and inflections...and is so expressive

I think it takes a unique person to be a Max daddy.

Max is so not going along with this. I wouldn't be sitting on the floor if I was there. I would be trying to lock myself in the carrier because Max is summoning someone. Max sure is a one of kind. Love you Max. RIP Angel

You thought arguing with a teenager was frustrating..😂you better respect his authorata😳

3:38 "Max... Bye, I'll see you later!" Max: Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

These are my favourite videos. I know it's stressful for him but he's so funny when he's ranting.

Oh no, it's the demon voice again!

Maybe if Max’s ominous garbles were played backwards we might get the real scoop! 🤣 LOVE me some Dan and Max 😘

I love it when Max does his angry birdie body language😆

2:56 "I'm sorry" ahh in his quieter rant it sounds like he's apologizing for 1000 things hoping he doesn't have to go if he does lol

I've only recently found you two but watched tons, and I already think this will be one of the top three Max tantrums forever. The completely disgusted wing flipping and enraged babbling is priceless!

3:44 i am leaving Max: donot forget to close the door 😂😂😂

I have watched this video at least 10 times now and it just gets funnier every single time. My parents have 6 exotic birds( cockatoo included) that I have regularly interacted with for many years so I am familiar with their behaviors and their capabilities , both good and bad. Maybe that knowledge is why this video makes me laugh so hard that I cry. Mister Max has the most charismatic little personality that I have ever seen. I now watch a few videos each day as I just found this channel last week. Thank you Dan for this channel it's very entertaining and it is a wonderful escape from the daily grind! I know you have your hands full with Max but let me say I feel you guys are an "accidentall" match made in heaven . You are a great dad and a wonderful man for stepping up and taking Max. As an animal rescuer ,I realize your sacrifice and I commend you !! Please keep the laughs coming.

At least he's doing better with that carrier than his other one. Possibly because he's used to it being Angel's. I do like how you were like "I'm leaving, bye" and he had to go double check if you actually left or not. XD

Omg he's arguing with his bird. This is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while.

4:23 *"i'l GiVe yOU ToYS-"* jesus christ, this bird is so creepy, it's freaking me out a bit. I like this parrot.

I just adore this bird - what a character is dear Max from the Moluccas!

I love when max taps on things with his adorable wrinkly toes! 😍

This is the Samuel Jackson of birds....and so I want his autograph

He was really telling that carrier off LOL. I love it when he whispers! Even tho I didn’t hear it in this particular video. Max is enjoyable to watch

Hard do beat and a lot of things whit Max.💕🕊🍃🍃⚘🌹..love Max😍🕊🍃🇫🇮