"Nothing Something ..." | GTA:SA Random User Made DYOM Mission Speedruns 

4:38 Sure :) here are (hopefully) all the missions where you have killed CJ/CJ's mom sometimes sweet sometimes some other dude inside of CJ's room from that little corner Episode 1 = 1 mission (Big Smoke-the big smoke kill the johnson mom) Episode 10 = 1 mission (Wesley Gamer - Matando o CJ) Episode 29 = 1 mission (Vinesh - The Hidden) Episode 32 = 1 mission (Hatem in Egypt Arabic - Kill the Johnson Mom) Episode 40 = maybe 1 mission doesn't take place in CJ's room but under it(Kill Grove by Kenny Paas II) Episode 42 = 1 mission (policia vs cj by ghostpro) Episode 48 = 1 mission (Fucking the Ballas by Yusuf) Episode 52 = 1 mission (ibrahmGho - CJ) Episode 53 = 1 mission (Kill Your Stepfather by Christopher) Episode 56 = 1 mission (Kill Sweet by Muhamad2010) Episode 57 = 1 mission (The Cop of LS by zombie) Episode 61 = 1 mission (Kill Cj by rex nax555) Episode 62 = 1 mission (Protect the grove by Jordy Beda) Episode 63 = 1 mission (deaed by zirpt) Episode 70 = 1 mission (attack on grove street ep 3 the confrontation by sanfisher123) Episode 71 = 1 mission (enquanto cj est fora) Episode 78 = 2 missions (Johnsons mom by livingbuggy and The Family Johnson by Lentsis) Episode 88 = 1 mission (el fin de la los traidores by brunasoxo) Episode 90 = 1 mission (the end of grov by mahdi) Episode 92 = 2 mission (robbing in cj's home by bidhan tandukar) (kill cj by fitto ezar) Episode 94 = 1 mission attack time - gta modders Episode 99 = 1 mission kill carl johnson SanchezGaming Episode 101 = 2 missions History of the Mafia part 1 zombie has spoken! by Kowal and zombies toasted c2 m4 by omar Episode 102 = 1 mission big smoke is dont dead by nasser Episode 109 = 1 missionodbicie domu CJ'a by AntiPlay Episode 111 = 1 mission aKilling CJ's Mom Bidhan Tandukar Episode 117 = 1 mission cops kill everyone (tenpenny) by Junaid (Josh chickened out and didnt kill cj lol) Episode 118 = 1 mission Police v grove by kadi younes Episode 125 = 1 mission Kill grove families so in total 32 missions...

Fun april 1 prank: Edited Dwom video, but its only the "boring" parts and all the good stuff is cut.

23 CJ's killed in that scenario. Confirmed

the thing that makes dyom great is that we wanna see even the tedious parts of missions. its not like any% runs where josh runs the same story missions over and over so we already know whats going to happen from beginning to end of the line. that makes more sense to edit out the uninteresting bits

It is now canon in my head that the Ballas stomped CJ's mom to death in the kitchen for a few minutes.

30:23 "I hate that spelling of Sean." Average Englishman moment

30:37 because Sean is a Celtic (Northern Celtic, apparently) name, and in Celtic languages, like Scottish Gaelic or Irish Gaelic, pronunciation is very unpredictable and varies word by word.

13:43 the shut up is a masterpiece of voice acting

YES! New DYOM. Today is a good day

The swimming was my favorite part, I am happy it didn't get edited out.

I'd play Sean of Shotgun so hard

41:56 so nice of DYOM to include the London voice into the mod

The thumbnail should be the "sawn of shotgun", I almost died from laughing!

Hey Josh, I really like the unedited stuff, cause we get to see all the moments

30:23 The Li'l Jacob voice is subconsciously influencing Josh into adding more "seen" into his speech.

These videos are just super relaxing and nostalgic for some reason

I love that in the last mission of the run the narrator is absolutely petrified every time you find something even remotely illegal it's like he's your friend

10:43 best part of the run ;-)

14:18 - for sure though

55:53 OMG I can't believe you actually found one of my missions. I made those missions with a friend when we where like 13 or 14 lol. Even the username its the joke name we used when we joined the Dyom community. That brings back memories. Hope you come across some of the silly sh*t we made, I think one mission was about k*lling Justin Bieber even lol.

Personally I still like the DYOMs uncut because *part of the fun* of them is the mix of you being trolled by awful missions, just as much as the sheer hilarity of the good missions.

Last mission was definitely a nothing something.

10:48 I can't wait for the DYOM that's just a series of loading screens and the desktop with everything else cut out.

53:24 Yes

The swim is part of the funny part. Those moments when you do nothing just to be disappointed make the disappointment so much funnier. Also why do you want DYOM edited so bad? Do you watch it back yourself?

In a couple years I will def revisit the entire catalogue of Dyom videos. I know it.

The shitty and frustrating parts are also funny. The fact that you had to swim for a minute to start the mission adds to the hilarity of the brokenness of that mission, and further explains your frustration with the mission rather than just the fact that the mission fails within a couple of seconds. That being said, perhaps a tighter edited DYOM will be more beneficial in terms of the YT aIgorithm on the main channeI (we're not privy to your statistical blade, maybe you're seeing significant engagement drop-offs on the "boring" bits), and perhaps it will more than pay for whatever the cost is of editing it.

Well then, that last mission sure raised this run's grade by a whole point.

I haven't laughed like this in a while, thanks Josh

45:05 Police cars have CVTs now

An actual serious note about the editing: I understand where you're coming from @Joshimuz, but I honestly ENJOY the sections of the video where you're actually frustrated with the long drive, even when NOTHING IS HAPPENING, seeing you sitting there, looking occasionally at chat and contemplating a skip at any point is one of the main reasons I'm watching the WHOLE video. (Also, wouldn't it be less work for you?) I do understand if it's because of viewer retention or something of the sort, but I never really liked any editing for DYOM in particular, and honestly, one of the best parts about the videos, is checking the runtime and seeing how many minutes after the 1 hour mark there are. THE MORE THE MERRIER! :'D

27:10 Josh has done a stream where he learnt to make missions in DYOM since then, and now he can appreciate how hard it actually is to choose the right vehicle and colour in all those in-game menus that DYOM has, haha.

That Miami Grand Prix talk sure aged like milk :D

Josh talking over TTS is my favourite

38:25 i lost it right there at this very realistic conversation

Josh tempting fate with F1 talk 2 minutes into the video. Wait! Don't leave, RU-vid!

"Oh no!... the to be continued..."

I wouldn't want you to edit out the swimming, it was hilarious

Blessed run

Oh no, the corrupt money!

Josh's soul-exhausted "...yay" gives me life.

24:45 this mission was actually very interesting. lots of thought behind it

7:04 "how big i am?" 😳 i was about get drowned because of that moment , i laughed while was drinking fanta .

32:29 Throughout the race I was thinking of ways how we could make the mission fail when you're not first and the smartest method I could think of was to spawn explosive barrels which the other racers would collide into. I was definitely not expecting EXACTLY that to be in the mission lol.

I have tried to come to terms with the concept of a nothing something, it's rather difficult

That last mission felt like an aneurysm lol

it sawns the field of shotgun edit: sean of shotgun

11:20 LMAOOO (and the full version with the boring bits in would still exist!)

0:28 He could be in this very DYOM mission!

O que é o amor? Amor não me machuque Não me machuque Não mais...

23:30 I definitely heard him saying “find it out!” in Ukrainian

I agree with Joshimuz here. I skipped the swimming part, and frankly, nothing was lost from my experience

0:26 Press , then 9 5:55 Nothing said in this mission made any sense. 56:53 "I'm goodbye."

TONIGHT on GTA:SA Random User Made DYOM Mission Speedruns: Josh threatens to edit the next DYOM episode once again and admits that he hates Irish spelling of names

Today in DYOM: We learn thats not the motherfucking Green Sabre Josh learns how to spell "Sean" Josh gets called out for editing funniest bits for Highlights

1:13 didn't even predict norris win smh

The thing you don't understand Josh, is that humor is subjective. While you were swimming to that pier I was laughing my head off.

34:40 thats sick, hope they make more races with this idea

nothing something dot dot

May I remind that 5:55 mission ISN'T translated so these weird texts aren't cause of weird translator or language shenanigans. Creator probably knew what he's saying. I wonder what was in his mind while he was doing this mission. Anyway i love these random and nonsensical missions

1:54 well he did something... in the sprint that is

Oh no! The DYOM! dot dot dot

You want the Turth? You can't handle the Turth!

36:58 Has there always been more to that interior behind the door? I've been playing GTA SA for so many years and I only now have I seen it... 😯

Feel like Grove Street can't even catch a damn break in every DYOMs

"Seán" is not originally an English name, but an irish one. Irish spelling works differently from English spelling. The only vowel pronounced as a vowel in that word is the "á" (though the a loses the little ´ in the modern English spelling). The "e" is not there to be pronounced as a vowel, but rather, to indicate that the "S" is slender, and not broad. Consonants in Irish can all be pronounced broad or slender (sometimes called hard or soft). It's like the letter "G" in English: have you ever noticed that the "G" is (usually) pronounced one way when followed by an A, a U or an O, as in Gary, gulp and goal; and it is (usually) pronounced another way when followed by an E or I, as in germ or ginger? Imagine every consonant had that -- that's Irish phonology! So, put short, "Seán" makes sence in Irish spelling because: The "S" is pronounced slender (like sh in English), and the fact that it is slender is indicated by the vowel "e" after it. The "e" itself does not correspond to a sound in this word. The core of the syllable is represented by the "á", which corresponds to the oh-like sound you hear. The "á" also indicates that the following consonant, the "n", is pronounced broad. Broad pronounciation of the letter N in irish is the same as how you would normally pronounce the letter N in English. Additionally, because this name has become so widely accepted in English-language areas, spellings that seem more in line with English spelling rather than Irish spelling have started to appear, notably "Shaun" and "Shawn".

pls dont die josh i love dyom

I would love an edited version of this

10:47 But would you have kept this rant in? :-)

Hah, the Miami GP wasn't done when this went on RU-vid!

I don't think this comment'll reach you, Josh, but the inbetween, the "pointless driving", is incredibly chill. Personally I love having a good DYOM in the background when I'm handling other content, on the second monitor. I would vastly vastly prefer keeping it fully uncut like this. The inbetween is equally as interesting and chilling.

New character unlocked: The turth

the last mission felt like youre on a 9 to 5 warehouse job checking boxes but u gotta shoot random people on the side.

Twitch chat hasn't ever watched an edited youtube video.

the new DYOM video... oh nooo!!!!

14:40 is that a cj/sweet/tempenny mission outside of grove AND you don't have to drive halfway across the map at the start? Impossible

Out of curiosity, why is referencing the date of your runs bad exactly? Also are some interiors in DYOM not usable at all? I don't think you've ever had a mission in a pizza parlor or any of the gyms. Also that race mission was really cool, clever way to work around the mod's limitations.

Never thought I'd need a Romek. Where do you get them

Josh' galaxy brain so big he preached with 100% accuracy what happened in the Miami GP

2:30 lol

Only uncut versions are allowed! Also why did you skip swimming mission if you could climb onto boats near spawn point?

30:20 Sean is crazy you don't know him like that

Please, make a special with the series of missions where detective with a voice of Smoke investigates all those murders.

Fun fact: The Law80 (Light Anti-Armour Weapon) is an actual rocket launcher :)

I'm with you lol 30:32

1:03:05 just casually does magic like its nothing

30:35 purely because of The Saboteur, for me that's how you pronounce Sean, despite the fact that game was set in France and almost everyone had that french acent

@30:20 I agree completely with the spelling and pronunciation of Sean, and the actor Sean Bean has annoyed me due to his name for a long time - on occasion I pronounce it like Seen Been or Shaun Baun just to mess with people.

BINGO!

Hey josh, if you have a mission where they mixed letters and numbers in a word L1k3 th15 but it's not an english word, that's arabic. They use numbers as consonants if they're using latin alphabets.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea it's back

1:14 Crazy Miami Grand Prix review! Russel didn't make a stupid move at the last lap of the race Verstappen didn't win the race Sargeant actually made the safety car come out after his crash to allow a certain driver to have the perfect pit stop timing. I don't recall Stroll doing anything special in the race, but maybe I'm wrong because I didn't see the whole race. Alpine actually had a driver finish in the points, they didn't finish 19th-20th Tsunoda really beat Ricciardo! I don't think Ferrari messed up their strategy apart from maybe Sainz asking for a driver swap, but again, didn't see whole race.

Oh no the nothing something...

So we got sweat, groove, the turth, big smok. Lol

Question remains: How big is CJ ?

That's a motherfucking Pink Stafford! :o

27:11 that's the motherfucking vaguely pink stafford!

50:54 BINGO!

Hey that hurt homie well that first mission for those who are wondering what im talking about

9:34 This isn't even a dyom thing, just a GTA SA thing. NPCs are programmed to freak out and jump into the water when you are standing on the boat they are driving and since the driver was set to "must survive" the mission immediately failed as he died. My guesses are that the author wanted the player to counter this problem through the use of a mod that would disable this mechanic.