Back in 1974 when I was just 5 years old during the super outbreak, my house was directly hit by an F5 tornado. Put me in a coma for 3 days. Just to clarify, a "tornado" is an on the ground vortex, if it is just in the sky and not touching the ground, it is called a "funnel cloud", not a tornado.
Hope your phone is charged. That sucks! Hopefully they'll have it back on soon so your food in the fridge doesn't go bad . I think tornado ally has went north right to IL you guys have had your share of storms. I know because I live in Grand Rapids. I watch Chicago weather it most likely is coming our way next. I think the big lake helps us until winter and it dumps snow on us 😂
And I bet your iq is in the double digits. Nobody knows more about IQ than me. I'm bigly smart. My brain is tremendously tremendous. They came to me and said "sir," you know people call me sir, they said "sir, do you think Mr cheeto is of average intelligence or better" and, you know I hate to be mean, but I had to say no, I really don't think so. And there was a dog. A big dog. And wind turbines *literally pretends to be a wind turbine like a small child to the delight of my cult*
