[objection.lol] Phoenix uses 100% of his brain and Edgeworth gets mad 

Before he dealt with phoenix's stupidity he needed to roast him first

Actually atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms I didn't punch that child officer

@@sansnyan982 How did the child get a job as a policeman?

@@everiz1360 r/wooosh

@@sansnyan982 How the fuck is that a woooosh I was making fun of the fact he forgot a comma

@@everiz1360 there doesn't belong a comma

She knows shit is gonna go down

@Mohamed Amari here's a question Why?

@Mohamed Amari 1)no 2)why

@Watson Johan bot

I'm assuming this con karma is manfreds daughter?

i think mainly because you play as him we always kinda portray ourselves as idiots

All great minds get critized by the public

In reality hes probably the smartest character in the entire game

I get to ace attorney memes first so when I watched the anime i was like So, he is only dumb because the fandom said so

@@veracious6123 he's only stupid in the game cause we keep choosing the wrong choices xD

Its facts trust those with experience superior than yours

If he use 1000%of his brain, topologically, it is a blind hole so not inside

Well the act of choking someone is more so about the intent rather than the method. For example, one can use a belt/cable/ext. to choke someone but the phrasing stays the same. Thus, in this scenario, it’s the gloves that did the choking but the person who initiated it.

@@totalbuep so the act of shaking hands is because of the person, not the gloves....so phoenix is wrong

@@cmpunk61974 I you look at my initial comment, you’ll notice I specifically highlighted the separation between initiation and contact. So, if your definition of sex prioritizes initiation over contact, than yes, but if your definition of sex prioritizes contact over initiation, than no. If we are to say that it is initiation that matters the most, then those who have the most sex are not those readily participating in it, but instead those who build enterprises around it(Pimps, CEO’s of porn industries, and Wingmans). Now, as it is ludicrous to say that those who fuck the most are those who initiate it -regardless of whether or not they’ve stuck it in someone - by matter of elimination, contact should be prioritized in the definition. Thus, Phoenix is right and y’all are virgins

by the logic actualy knife killed some one not you

By that logic then i dint kill my cousin

Well, there's a difference. With the intent and actual action, if you wash your hands with gloves on, you didn't really wash your hands.

washing your hands and fucking someone involves your body touching them, as you have demonstrated with your example, murder does not

You're not required to kill someone without gloves for it to be your kill Whilst in washing your hands you do need to have bare hands,so it depends

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Same Ur mom 😡

Who else thought he was going to say "you"

@placidbatonFinal 37

He actually didn't take it far enough He says if you're wearing a condom then the pp are not touching the insides of a pussy, but AKCHSHUALLY the pp NEVER touches the insides of a pussy because nothing ever actually touches, nothing can touch because the atoms always have some small distance between them, the same applies to the atoms of his pp and the atoms of a pussy

@@dshvd2410 the name of this is electrostatic repulsion

XD

Be careful with whom you electrostatically repulse

@@dshvd2410 just eliminating the very concept of touching because it is not a valid concept on the nano scale is kind of a weak argument. Touching was defined with the meso scale in mind. We say two objects touch, when they are so close that they can directly transfer mechanical forces via their surface (or via the electrostatic repulsion of their atoms, if you so will).

If I were edge I would take it as a compliment

And it just *had* to be tiktok. OF COURSE.

@@rbxless It’s better than filming for Twt Karma… I think

*slaps table* your dad

Omfg

Excuse me sir, but this comment should be illegal.

@@Ieatmychildren plot twist: he's defending himself

@@user-cj4fu8qq9b stop thinking about it, pretty please

*OH N O*

True

This is my own opinion, but personally, I think Tik Tok isn't that bad It's just a small group that ruins it for everyone else

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For that to follow the same logic the condom would need to break or the bullet would need to not penetrate the clothes.

@@badrunna-im yes but I only shot the clothes the clothes just do happened to break and hit the kid as well

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3 dislikes and 330 likes. Huh....

@@milesedgeworth1208 Aha it’s the man himself, nice glasses.

@@muii6319 Thank you. Sadly this pfp is outdated. _Wright stole my glasses_

@@milesedgeworth1208 Always wondered what Mr Wright would look like in those glasses

Lmfao true

this comment made me think I was in 2015 for a minute

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5head

U sure it was funny to them?

@@TheSpy149 yes :)

OBJECTION: why fire type

@@user-cj4fu8qq9b fire types got the dmg, no u cards also do dmg, 5 mana is alot

@@announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966 but edgelord is red and red = fire type so phoenix attack doesn't affect him

so doomguy is a girl

so sasuke and vegeta

My man searching for nothing. Lmao Phoenix condom logic is weak asf, and can be broken comparing sex with condom, and doing something with gloves.

pretty sure it was supposed to cover the possibility of different orifices

dude you just got owned