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LYRICS
Dan: Hey there Arin, how you doing?
There’s a hot new thing that’s brewin’
All the people wanna know how far would you go
With a Pokémon smash or pass, my bro
There’s over a thousand for you to choose from
I’m sure if you tried you could maybe find one
That would catch your eye, if the vibe was right
Keep an open mind let’s give it a try
Dan: Pikachu
Arin: SMASH
Dan: Charizard
Arin: SMASH
Dan: Squirtle
Arin: SMASH
Dan: Spoink?
Arin: OH MY GOD SMASH!
Dan: Ok hold up, do you know what “smash” means
It means you want to cream all in that Pokémon’s jeans
So mix in a “pass” and then you won’t seem
So desperate to sleep with anything that breathes
Arin: Oh, ok I get it
Dan: My man, here we go
Dan: Tyranitar
Arin: Smash
Dan: Blastoise
Arin: Smash
Dan: Politoed
Arin: Smash
Dan: Cradily
Arin: Smash
Dan: Ok it really wasn’t your level of excitement that was the problem, Arin.
It’s that you were saying “smash” to everything
Arin: Oh ok sorry, I’ll think harder about it next time
Dan: No problem, here we go.
Diglett
Arin: …. Smash
Dan: Arin...you know what? That’s all right
I don’t want to come off like I’m being uptight
I was just unaware of your ravenous appetite
To have sex with little creatures with names like Magnemite
Arin: Smash
Dan: OK, lets approach this again
Just pass on everything that’s not an absolute ten
Can you do that for me?
Like if I said Klefki
Arin: Smash
Dan: Really the fuckin keys?
Arin: Yeah
Dan: They’re just a bunch of keys!
Arin: Smash
Dan: Gloom
Arin: Smash
Dan: Seel
Arin: Smash
Dan: Muk
Arin: Smash
Dan: Spheal
Arin: Smash
Dan: Arin what’s the deal?
Arin: Smash
Dan: You can’t smash deals
Arin: Smash
Come on, Dan. Who doesn’t like deals?
As far as I’m concerned, I’m just keeping it real
Dan: OK, let’s go for one last round
Your shocking need to plow never ceases to astound
So let’s widen out the circle and see if we have found
The one thing you won’t allow to knock your junk around
Dan: A chessboard
Arin: Smash
Dan: A small gourd
Arin: Smash
Dan: A 2014 Honda Accord
Arin: Smash
Dan: A green lime
Arin: Smash
Dan: A large mime
Arin: Smash
Dan: Half a bowling ball and the concept of time
Arin: Smash/Smash
Dan: An inflatable raft
Arin: Smash
Dan: A Boeing aircraft
Arin: Smash
Dan: The frozen mustache of former president Taft
Arin: Smash
Dan: A potato fully loaded that was left and eroded
On a road in South Dakota with a smell that exploded
Like a commode in which a constipated Yoda overflowed it
With his swampy-ass chode so your nose became corroded
Arin: Smash
Dan: Wow…what about me?
Arin: Pass
Dan: Awwww
20 сен 2024
