Oblivion NPC Dialogue - I Quit!

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@eduardodelemos7986 3 года назад

He does not need a job he has 350 dollars hidden under the matress. That is a lot of money.

@robdiesel1579 3 года назад

The oranges can hold him over until then

@martinrojko2447 3 года назад

Yes and before he was diggin a hole for elephant......but shhhhh. It's a secret

@MrPixifan 3 года назад

He could always start a bakery

@dzezonja3558 3 года назад

After the second comment there are just spoilers. Beware.

@petros_adamopoulos 3 года назад

@@robdiesel1579 I see everybody knows his entire lore.

@jaguarerskine43 3 года назад

I like how this NPC develops his self-esteem with every interaction, truly stunning

@anbuhyuga8299 3 года назад

That's that Bethesda Radiant AI technology my dud.

@nargames 3 года назад

Wtf even is this?

@boba3475 3 года назад

character development

@TuttifruttiNinja 3 года назад

Someday he will find the tenth orange

@wizardrapier232 3 года назад

@@TuttifruttiNinja away

@vrapbrap 3 года назад

Guy quits, storms off and then returns to tell his tale. That's imperial city alright.

@JampClear 3 года назад

this is what a commie would say

@jesterfester8391 3 года назад

This is to spicy yall need some milk

@aninditapaul9291 3 года назад

@@JampClear Excuse WE.

@kodiakulv5148 3 года назад

FACTS.

@StyleKrong 3 года назад

The sinister confidence in his voice when he says "you won't find one" makes it sound like he murdered all the other employers in town.

@JRBDWD 3 года назад

I was thinking the same

@bireon878 3 года назад

Lmao underrated comment xD

@peterfiser 3 года назад

Nah, just Brexit.

@pocketsand76 3 года назад

Probably called them all and trashed Greg's good name, leaving him destitute on the streets of Bravil where he'll succumb to his crippling skooma addiction.

@Salidin111 3 года назад

To be fair if he quit is last job to work for this guy.... he's probably right

@MachosAndCheese 3 года назад

"We don't make enough money here" "Dont make my heart bleed" "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

@MrXPeaceLP 3 года назад

xDDD thanks for the good laugh!

@MachosAndCheese 3 года назад

@@MrXPeaceLP xD

@danielcurda3633 3 года назад

I can't like this one twice, but it'd be super appropriate.

@skthechef8075 3 года назад

Yes!

@gforce07 3 года назад

😂

@Lava91point0 3 года назад

I’m going to find another job “You won’t find another job” *comes back in full ebony armor*

@achmodinivswe9500 3 года назад

Ebony

@Lava91point0 3 года назад

@@youtubewatcher8858 I haven’t played Skyrim for 3 years, lol let me off

@achmodinivswe9500 3 года назад

@@Lava91point0 my uncle mistook ebony for obsidian too XD

@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 3 года назад

Fucking casual... knows nothing

@sizenplace4554 3 года назад

Lol you mean daedric armor

@bluubuds5212 3 года назад

"I've been quitting jobs since I was 3 years old."

@scottg4520 3 года назад

He knows how to do it.

@bobjrfdny7360 3 года назад

Plot twist: this video isn’t an actual part of this video series. It’s candid footage of the director (the voice) taking advantage of the actor and the actor finally quitting.

@natestathes 3 года назад

I don't doubt it

@santicheeks1106 3 года назад

That sounds real

@rankmedia5071 3 года назад

Very convincing

@ABearWithHats 3 года назад

@@rankmedia5071 clear out, now!

@Careenvelveteen 3 года назад

@@ABearWithHats 1:25

@whatsdrugs 3 года назад

Better acting than Netflix's Christmas Movies.

@eg12p34 3 года назад

@Brazilian Goddess Tbh I would watch memes than Netflix any day.

@J_PIK 3 года назад

Hey! Christmas Chronicles 1 and 2 are amazing! Better than Tim Allen Santa clause movies.

@godkilla1986 3 года назад

This comment made my week xD

@whatsdrugs 3 года назад

@@J_PIK I agree, but they are the exception.

@thecringeprophet 3 года назад

@@J_PIK too bad none can even breathe the same air as it's a wonderful life

@CaptainSkinnySK 3 года назад

“Clear out, now!” *runs away* “Must have been the wind”

@then35t18 3 года назад

Moving chairs in the elder scrolls is an impossible task. The boss is clearly a Daedric lord.

@ananousous 3 года назад

Not even Molag Bal would treat people the way this guy treats his employees

@sizenplace4554 3 года назад

Only sheogorath can move chairs.

@GreyMatterPlatter 3 года назад

What is your avatar picture?

@then35t18 3 года назад

@@GreyMatterPlatter The Rokkaku Police from JSRF

@TommyVercettisGamingNews 3 года назад

Lmao

@MN-hb3bo 3 года назад

I wonder how shit his first job was when he said he's quit before and found a better job

@Sergio-sh8qv 3 года назад

It's better than become jobless, no one can feed you

@daunbozq7076 3 года назад

@@Sergio-sh8qv dinners in social care center are no so bad

@maksymalnybul6145 3 года назад

it doesn't mean this one was better than the one before it but he has quit a lot of jobs and found better ones

@Sergio-sh8qv 3 года назад

@@daunbozq7076 sadly in my country no one will feed you

@Tigerlilly0902 3 года назад

That's what I was thinking!!

@ellliottter 3 года назад

He wasn't getting paid enough. Now I understand why he was so sad about the missing orange.

@clairmoon06 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MaxPavelekMP4three5 3 года назад

The boss battle music lol

@AIexxo 3 года назад

The spooky sounds of a mudcrab somewhere nearby

@communist_man_of_pesto401 3 года назад

Lol "boss battle"

@ruebenjesse 3 года назад

there is no boss battle music in oblivion... It's just regular battle music

@communist_man_of_pesto401 3 года назад

@@ruebenjesse dude its a joke *boss* battle, get it?

@sizenplace4554 3 года назад

@@communist_man_of_pesto401 lol thanks for pointing that out

@scarlalagrenouille 3 года назад

"One time I quit a job paying five dollars an hour and found one paying five dollars and seventy-five cents an hour" *STONKS*

@Maddinhpws 3 года назад

That is in fact a massive improvement. On a month that is earning 800 dollar vs 920 dollar.

@dw9062 3 года назад

Yeah a 17% pay increase is pretty good. I remember working for $6 an hour. A 75 cent raise would've been massive back then.

@warneverchanges 3 года назад

Yeah but then why did he leave the better job

@S7232S 3 года назад

@@warneverchanges Maybe this job paid more.

@carlostapuera7149 3 года назад

@@S7232S yeah this were 5 dollars and 80 cents an hour

@JA-xp7bp 3 года назад

Our boi was on the verge of starting a union but only snitched on the other employees before rage quitting 😂

@aninditapaul9291 3 года назад

"Union" SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH

@tetsuo964 3 года назад

@@aninditapaul9291 *SOYUUUUUUZ

@aninditapaul9291 3 года назад

@@tetsuo964 Sing the rest of the lyrics or go to gulag

@Tenraiden 3 года назад

@@aninditapaul9291 puge mid or feed

@aninditapaul9291 3 года назад

@@Tenraiden What?

@charlieapples9373 3 года назад

That employer just admitted to wage fraud on camera

@StarDangerous0 3 года назад

Breton: Im going to find another job! Imperial Guard: You won't find one... (draws out a sword)

@madara360101 3 года назад

Quest Added: Join the Thieves Guild

@falcon989 3 года назад

Or the Dark Brotherhood. "I'll do the first one for free," he says, looking back at his boss.

@michaelweston409 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@krejtek9654 3 года назад

If he had higher speech level he would've convinced his boss to give him more time

@peteallyn412 3 года назад

Nah I’ve had bosses try this shit with me. They can’t legally make you stay.

@1dingerr 3 года назад

@@peteallyn412 yeah but some bosses might hold that against you in the future. Unpaid overtime is illegal though if you're paid hourly

@peteallyn412 3 года назад

@@1dingerr Yeah, it was an hourly wage and I had no overtime privileges. They never took the time to actually train the other workers either so they would always come to me like it was my problem.

@mr.traphil5663 3 года назад

If he had higher sword skills, he would be the boss.

@Wolfbane8 10 месяцев назад

More time or more benefits

@Sasakrisation 3 года назад

(Picks up broom) "Somebody help! Come quickly! We've got a burglar!"

@SharperTip 3 года назад

I don't get it

@chilliam00 3 года назад

@@SharperTip I see what you did there. 😂

@PULI3r 3 года назад

I do get it

@natestathes 3 года назад

Protect the mattress!!!

@sizenplace4554 3 года назад

@@SharperTip because you have not played oblivion. Go play it now

@God-hm5dt 3 года назад

Dang, he went from not being able to count oranges to finding a job, this is amazing.

@PossumMedic 3 года назад

why did he quit that amazing $5.75 job then?! 😂

@ARMIV4 3 года назад

Must have found a better one that paid $5.90

@TheHuskyGT 3 года назад

This WAS the $5.75 job with the nicer boss

@Tigerlilly0902 3 года назад

Lol

@bajabret60 3 года назад

I think he almost fell off a roof

@timmybarns3917 3 года назад

Cause this job pass better, duh.

@kingbadmovie 3 года назад

I think I know why he was digging that hole earlier...

@ytmndan 3 года назад

Knowing that he’s an ESL teacher really stresses how important this particular video really is.

@Skipp376 3 года назад

Yeah, it's nice that they thought to include it.

@colinmackay92 3 года назад

I'm probably just really stupid. But why?

@Skipp376 3 года назад

@@colinmackay92 Because lots of people learning English as a second language will be immigrants from Latin America with very little protection from labor laws, who are much more likely to be treated unfairly by their employers.

@M3TR01DFANBOY 3 года назад

@@Skipp376 as long as they immigrate legally they should enjoy the same legal standing as anyone else

@Skipp376 3 года назад

@@M3TR01DFANBOY should

@leontarmann3449 3 года назад

Fun fact: he ACTUALLY quit and this wasn't part of the act

@RuSosan 3 года назад

*_"Decumus Scotti_*_ confronting the Arena Blademaster and quitting his job as a Blood Mopper to go after a career as a bureaucrat."_ - 3E 394, Colorized

@karlgoldberg9268 3 года назад

obscure but hilarious joke

@seananon4893 3 года назад

LOL I remember this shit on Public access, was to teach people how to speak English.

@drozdood9 3 года назад

Where the fuck did you live that oblivion came on public access? We had mr Rogers. Yancan cook, and bob ross.

@FlamingKumquat 3 года назад

@@drozdood9 public access is different than public prodcasted

@drozdood9 3 года назад

@@FlamingKumquat like PBS or some other shit?

@golfcart6272 3 года назад

Do you remember what it's called.

@YuliJade 3 года назад

@@golfcart6272 ACC English. There's only one episode uploaded to RU-vid. Looks straight out of Cali public access tv in the 80s

@giosueagius7003 3 года назад

When the ''Npc Proletariat'' achieves ''Proletarian consciousness'' and starts an NPC Union.

@awesomegiraffe1224 2 года назад

Did x administration of state and state department officials say they are not sure yet whether they are not allowed to do anything in the state of the state department or not so much is for your family members are you in a hurry. I don’t think you have anything to do for me or you do that I’m not sure I’m going back to work.

@johntrevy1 Год назад

@@awesomegiraffe1224 Never should have come here!! *DRAWS SWORD*

@thomasmallon9457 3 года назад

My mans trying to help the working people stand up for themselves. Respect

@glitchedoom 3 года назад

"You won't find one..." He delivered that line exactly like an Elder Scrolls voice actor.

@Icrshou 3 года назад

*”Dont make my heart bleed”* . This is comedy gold. Look at his face reaction. Holy shit 🤣

@ghujka 3 года назад

he came back for the past perfect tense he had forgotten

@TheBeeb 3 года назад

This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen

@Yveci 3 года назад

"Finish this work by 5 or ill feed you to the goblins."

@supremeleadergnkdroid3202 3 года назад

How’s he going to pay for the oranges ?

@tylerworrell4446 3 года назад

With the 350 dollars he has in the bank

@larschi90 3 года назад

"I quit jobs for over ten years!"

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 3 года назад

Something about this goofy guy is so adorable lmao

@jesuskidpresents905 3 года назад

Then he gets a job picking oranges

@Lurkai 3 года назад

i got that reference!

@bubblegumxo 3 года назад

Lol I want the full saga in chronological order!

@Lurkai 3 года назад

@@bubblegumxo top ten anime arcs

@d.f.s.studios281 3 года назад

Look at him resisting his corporate overlords, they cant keep him down!! ✊

@ricochetpig 3 года назад

Fight the power!

@SteveTheGhazaRooster 3 года назад

This is actually the most accurate use of this meme I've ever witnessed. Doesn't get any more npc than this.

@nawodo4637 3 года назад

Lmao yes, i was looking for your comment. I agree

@ElZilchoYo 3 года назад

You know it's the 80s when he works as a janitor or something and owns a massive house.

@mfk12340 3 года назад

Do you know how much custodians make?

@mywifesboyfriend5558 Год назад

@@mfk12340 Not nearly enough for the shit they put up with.

@bruhbruh2581 3 года назад

His names were Greg Thompsom, i learn english to speak languages by watching his video since i was 3 years old, love you Greg and thanks alot!

@AS-zx4tr 3 года назад

"I've quit jobs before and found better ones... like this one".

3 года назад

Quest updated: run after the man and teach him spanish.

@djwilliams7935 3 года назад

Where did these come from? All of a sudden this man shows up with oranges and money under his mattress and I dont know why I'm watching them. I am though.

@themadmattb 3 года назад

He was a community college English professor (ESL) and he created this series of videos to help people learn English. They became fairly popular and were/are on TV for like 20+ years.

@HosKaetan 3 года назад

@@themadmattb that's the real story? So there's at least a few classes of immigrants from the 90-2000's who walk around the states talking like npc's? That's amusing He did God's work

@levitating-phonkster 3 года назад

after watching the oranges video for the first time i tought it was a low budget gay porn clip.

@Emerardo 3 года назад

@@levitating-phonkster link?

@levitating-phonkster 3 года назад

@@Emerardoi got ya ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bliWxOtesF0.html

@GlassesnMouthplates 3 года назад

Now he's ultimately arguing and fighting against the voice inside his head. The plot thickens.

@thepinkplushie 3 года назад

Man unionizes his stable job and accidentally starts a peasant revolt.

@christiangottsacker6932 3 года назад

Disembodied voice: "You won't find one..."

@janelantestaverde2018 3 года назад

*_Don't make my heart bleed!_* He'd later become a semi-successful country singer.

@Beethovania 3 года назад

The way he talks is spot on Oblivion, the body movement, not so much.

@ytmndan 3 года назад

Needs more random complaints about mudcrabs.

@AltoStratusX1 3 года назад

This guy works so well with this meme I question if he wasn't a voice actor for Bethesda sometime in 2002 -2005.

@manfredinigamer 3 года назад

When you think about who the audience is for these videos, it gets kinda sad.

@jamesgish9202 3 года назад

Im part of that audience??

@SCWood 3 года назад

The more of these videos I watch, the more I like this guy.

@ivandrago3621 3 года назад

you had me at the hand shakes

@lovely_liability8081 3 года назад

"Don't make my heart bleed!" WTF

@mistersonnen848 3 года назад

This NPC is developing artificial intelligence. He can't be contained to mundane tasks

@FumblsTheSniper 3 года назад

Best part is him knocking over the broom only to have it land in an equally convenient position.

@rznirvana 3 года назад

Workers of the world, unite!

@GippyHappy 3 года назад

If someone degraded me in that tone I think I’d have a hard time taking offense because I’d be laughing too hard.

@GiuseppeCasey 3 года назад

Cool fact: Rockstar used mocap way back in GTA 3, but this dude was the only actor available.

@erectpanini4706 3 года назад

lmaooooo

@nocturn4352 3 года назад

Oh my gosh I've never seen him in an aggressive state like this. Woe to the poor soul that tastes of his wrath

@nocturn4352 3 года назад

He's really poking a hornets nest here, he better be careful who he bosses around

@St.CrimsonTweets 2 года назад

"Yes I will, I've quit jobs before and found better ones"... and yet here we are, I'd hate to see the beginning of this man's journey.

@firejuggler31 3 года назад

Plot twist: adjusted for inflation that’s $575/hour.

@TheRanguna 3 года назад

Umm.. That still lower than minimum wage in most European countries, so the guy is still underpaid. The employment is illegal even.

@thennoth2860 3 года назад

@@TheRanguna I can't tell if you are joking or misread it as 5.75 rather than 575

@TheRanguna 3 года назад

@@thennoth2860 I miss read as 575/month xD How did @S F get that from inflation

@Micho55 3 года назад

in 1906?

@firejuggler31 3 года назад

It was intended as a joke. I’m going to go ahead keep my day job.

@waltscharf8921 3 года назад

You elves are all the same! All flash, and no fury!

@gugu3436 3 года назад

This is magnificent! I want more

@hospitalcleaner 3 года назад

"So I know I can do it!" "Well...I can't stop you" *speechcraft leveled up*

@BarghestOne 3 года назад

(RP.)Ask your boss for a word in his office after hours when everyone's gone, then proceed to threaten him with a blade or gun if you have access. Usually gets the results you desire

@alanbuldo9493 3 года назад

Now we know what he has been digging that hole for.

@delsintm691 3 года назад

Lol

@djtambor338 3 года назад

This is like the 10th one of these I'm watching. I can't stop.

@ghost1653 3 года назад

The music at the end when he comes back, cuz he’s pissed off about the goofy boss talking shit too him, saying he can’t find another job had me weak when he was trying too get his point across 😭😭😭

@87Clippers 3 года назад

Honestly, I've been following this story and I can' tell you that this game is nice.

@nonexistent 3 года назад

He sounds like Terrence McKenna lol

@Kelthor85 3 года назад

I think he looks like him too?

@erectpanini4706 3 года назад

lmao love this

@mikeh2424 3 года назад

The footage is directly from an alternate reality where Terrence didnt go to Berkley, India, the Amazon, or Hyperspace.

@MrLinkyPlays 3 года назад

This guy and his videos are perfect for this oblivion stuff

@Nothingspecial604 3 года назад

"Clear out now! Quick guards someone is robbing me!" "STOP YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!"

@vulture4117 3 года назад

"I've quit jobs before, and found better ones." Then how did he end up here?

@johns3491 3 года назад

Makes you wonder how bad his other jobs sucked.

@mcmuffinbooper2333 3 года назад

He took an arrow in the knee

@kurtstone83 2 года назад

He quit his last job to work there

@alecrichards8574 3 года назад

i don't know where these came from but i think this guy is my spirit animal

@masterluisYTV 3 года назад

the music and sound affects are amazin

@protectthesun1519 2 года назад

..And that man went on to collect 9 total oranges 🍊

@kaonous 3 года назад

Quest added: destroy the economy so everyone else looses their job. Optional objective: find a new job

@toogee1850 3 года назад

0:58 "YoU wOnt FiNd o0oNe" lol the way he said that for some reason had me crackin up ... i did just smoke a bowl though too... hmmmmmmmmm. legit funny or is it just the indica? ... ahhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

@MountainIce007 3 года назад

Yeah it's probably because you're a drug addict.

@adamjones8258 3 года назад

@@MountainIce007 I also found it funny and I'm not a...oh wait...yes I am...nevermind.

@dustydeemer8347 3 года назад

@@MountainIce007 chill jackass

@McShaggswell 3 года назад

DUDE WEED AMIRITE

@toogee1850 3 года назад

SUPER TOTES BRO LULLULULULULUL

@bassmatrix1540 3 года назад

I love his story arc. This man is a hero

@vaishakp1356 3 года назад

this guy is the material form of life

@PabloHoney19 3 года назад

Tommy Weisal acting school. What about this guys adult head in a child's body.

@matthewtheobald1231 3 года назад

"I won't pay you" literally slavery haha

@ckorp666 3 года назад

wish my bosses were upfront like that when they demand unpaid ot

@peesukarhu_OFFICIAL 3 года назад

This was the best so far

@thunderbolt2576 3 года назад

Im binge watching these for no good reason

@trentrandle 2 года назад

They’re amazing to watch when you’re sad.

@itsfine5818 3 года назад

I genuinely expected an evil laugh after that "You won't find one..."

@MrDreigon 3 года назад

What are these videos from?

@ufc990 3 года назад

"Math for grade 1" if I recall correctly, there was a book and a computer component haha.

@PedroCouto1982 3 года назад

@@ufc990, someone said the same thing, but I can't find. IMDB wasn't helpful, reverse image searching didn't help, Whacked-out Entertainment is not helping, ...

@frederickjones3723 3 года назад

It's clearly oblivion npc dialogue😜

@PedroCouto1982 3 года назад

Now I think probably they're made by the Whacked-out Entertainment. :P

@sebastianm877 3 года назад

I started watching random pranks and this is where youtube has brought me now.

@Summerdontknowme 3 года назад

Gets more enthralling with each new installment

@Skypothesis 3 года назад

Maybe some day I will find a job that pays 5 dollars and 75 cents with a nicer boss... 😔

@halflifeepisode34980 3 года назад

"I've quit jobs before and found better ones". Was his first job cleaning sewers with a toothbrush?

@rorikosta5039 2 года назад

i love you content

@LuisCarlosAlvarezRebaza 3 года назад

Best content in the history of media.

@captaintofu4926 3 года назад

I am so baffled. The way, they talk, the overly odd dialog...is this from a english lessons class? I have watched some of these now and I was sure, they are serious about it, but out of touch. Now with that line about dollars an hour, I am not...sure...is this a joke? It certainly is fascinating