Off Topic: Ep. 35 - Vomit King 

I have no idea who Avery is, but I fucking love him

Jeremy the MVP of this Off-Topic

"How do you mount a huge nose?" Ask Meg.

Really wouldn't mind seeing Avery as a common guest. He really does meld well with the AH crew.

"There is a leaf, Leafeon" Oh yeah, unlike Flareon.

timestaaaaaaaaamps! 1:42 - welcome to off topic 2:05 - theatre mode 2 6:54 - lil' j! 8:27 - savage as fuck (michael's shirts) 12:39 - the swear jar 15:33 - mean comments and pokemon 20:08 - why is the table backwards? 22:13 - avery! 24:40 - crunch time & gavins nose 28:02 - michael the drunk electrician 29:32 - the anniversary stream 34:40 - highschool trouble-making stories (jeremy is essentially a terrorist) 49:31 - fire!! FIRE!! 1:01:48 - gavvy! 1:04:08 - Vomit King (warning: gross) 1:08:38 - ad read: MVMT watches (mvmtwatches.com/offtopic for 15% off purchase) 1:12:15 - homely (kkhkkkhhhhehhhh) 1:14:22 - throwback sunday 1:16:58 - camera talk 1:22:24 - skydiving & dying on planes and shit 1:27:36 - toilet talk 1:41:08 - avery is a NERD 1:45:17 - back to crunch time 1:47:58 - talking shit 1:51:37 - bye!

Gavin's End Credits Names: 1: Stand-in for Mr. Jones 2: Weenie Inspector 3: Fart Archivist 4: Magician's Assistant 5: Dentist for Mr. Dooley 6: The Law 7: Gurt Miser 8: (RTX Australia no credits) 9: Helmet Boy 10: Finger Holster 11: Peef Rimgar Superfan 12: Witch in Training 13: Inflatable Flesh Sack 14: Dan Gruchy's Assistant 15: Sphinctal Aroma Therapist 16: Funhaus Intern 17: The Guy Who is Going to Beat Jeremy to a Million Views 18: Smuggest Prick 19: Beaver Expert 20: The Guy From Coudy With a Chance of Meatballs 21: Anal Baguette 22: Deported 23: He is the Clit Commander 24: Ron Weasley 25: Human Excement 26: Dead and Forgotten 27: The Real Mr. Blobby 28: My Boi 29: EU Secessionist 30: Left the EU 31: Podcaster Extraordinaire 32: (RTX no credits) 33: Executive Platinum 34: A Nose in the Darkness 35: Savage as Fuck

Man, Ryan is savage as frick today

Trevor is great. I wish he was in more videos.

This is one of my favorites Off Topics in a while. Jeremy's fire stories, the wiping debate, and Avery. Just wonderful.

Micheal, Avery, Treyco, and Ryan? Fucking awesome cast this week holy shit

Today I learned that Ryan and Michael stand while they wipe. I will never see them the same way again.

18:25 Ryan proving once again he's just a cat in a human body.

i love treco ever since that " so i started headed to stage 5 " joke lmao

Jeremy is like the kid in the group that everyone likes but hate equally. The one that you can talk to about anything but still treat him like shit for fun and he'll be fine with it.

My goal in life is to get a job where i can wear a "Savage As Fuck" shirt and have it be no big deal.

between this and on the spot, Avery is my new favorite

I love how these things start out its like a dream! We always start off with them talking about something

I had no idea Homely meant ugly, and I live in the us, and I thought it meant welcoming and friendly and comfortable....well I've been living in Britain apparently.

The chemistry between this particular group of Off Topic guests is excellent. Those 2 hours went by without a dull moment.

Best off topic in a while cracked up half the episode good job guys

Ecruteak, Michael? In Gen 1?!

everyones complaining about low quality, I can only see 1080p lol

I don't comment on podcasts typically, but this what really friggen great! Love the story telling, I thought Avery was a great guests, and the feel of this one was just all in all awesome. Best one yet.

holy crap I just realized how small Jeremy is.

does anyone else think Trevors voice and demeanor reminds them of a typical prep kid fresh from the academy his dad paid for?

Trevor is actually pretty funny. Put him in more stuff.

"We just kept grabbing rocks, trying to sink the fire boat" Oh jeremy

Wow, RTAA got a whole season worth of episodes from this episode.

Man the lighting changes from the wide to the close shots throws my eyes for a loop

This guy Avery is really funny. He was really good on On The Spot too, I wouldn't mind him as new member of AH.

Why this episode isn't called "Essentially a Terrorist Attack" is beyond me

I love that at least once an episode my eye catches the Mr. Blobby mask terrifyingly lit on the shelf

I love Jeremy, he looks like a happy innoscent child, he always cracks me up :)

Avery wrote "All My Friend's Are Dead"?! I love that guy even more now

I didn't know Avery was the author of that book! that's so awesome

i very much enjoy Avery, more of him on podcasts please

I really like the way they plug First in the beginning. It doesn't feel like a commercial really

Jeremy needs his own podcast for fire and camp stories.

God I love avery he needs to be a permanent member of rooster teeth. From the know, on the spot and off topic . His hilarious

I like this Avery guy, he blends in well at Rooster Teeth. I'm excited for Crunch Time; I didn't like the trailer very much, but the preview at RTX this year was amazing, it was SO funny.

I was here since this video was episode 34

lil j has probably told the best storys on off topic so far XD

Gasoline + Styrofome = Homemade NAPALM

Thank God us New Zealanders and Australians use the Dual Flush toilet design - The water isn't pooled nearly as high as the US ones, not only do you drastically reduce hand to water contact risk but splash back is near to none

On the toilet paper (1:30:00) issue, that's not right. I just checked the package and a 2 ply, standard home size roll of Royale has 165 sheets.

1:12:05 Homely - "Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain". You got it, Gavin.

Omg wtf I've been watching Avery since I saw him shirtless with a bleeding nose playing kiss from a rose on a recorder. This is awesome!

The scaffolding thing Michael talks about was a guy named Declan Sullivan, it was a lift, and it was a University of Notre Dame football practice. If I remember correctly, after he fell to his death, they continued the practice after knowing what happened. He was on the lift to film the practice.

There are a few possible issues as to why the beer keeps foaming. 1: the length of line being used is too short. You normally want a good length of beer line (10 ft) which provides resistance and helps prevent the CO2 from just straight outgassing. 2: the lines are no where near cold enough. Keep the beer, and beer lines, cold. If the beer sits in the line and warms up, it will start to lose the CO2 that it has absorbed. This will cause lots of foaming until you get back to cold beer fresh from the keg. 3: if you are using a CO2 system to push out the beer, the pressure might be sitting to high. Turn it down to around 8 psi. Just a few ideas. Not sure if who you guys had install this stuff, but if you keep having problems, just contact a local homebrew shop and they can help you fix it.

I love that AH has been referencing WKUK how Abraham Lincoln really died. Loved those guys and that's one of their best videos.

This was overall one of the funniest podcasts yet.

does nobody in Rooster Teeth know how to pour a beer?

i know Michael wont see this but. with the Pokemon talk he meant to say Celadon city. Ecruteak was in Johto and was a ghost type gym. just trying to help out for the people that might get confused

I love that Ryan's kneeling on the floor and his head is still higher than everyone else's, lol.

This needs to be animated!! I'm literally laughing my ass off

"Some call them 'Players.' I call them 'Victims.'" Fits the Mad King, doesn't it?

Jeremy's Gavin impression fucking killed me

watching the cheese can conversation in slow time is the greatest

oh also I can explain Gavin's heat reflections, it's due to infrared thermals reflecting from your body, it's pretty cool. Works way better on windows to a cold-ass room

Pretty sure the third "eye" on Sam Fisher's goggles is an IR flashlight, so he can see his way around a room with no other IR sources. It's a thing. Some Cold War-era tanks with IR scopes had a giant IR spotlight on top (in some cases it had a removable cover to convert it to a visible-light spotlight.)

Even more interesting than the fact that half of people wipe standing while the other half wipes sitting, is how hard it is for one side to respect the other side's method.

Been waiting for the correct version to be uploaded all day. Happy it's out now

There was one time some friends and I were all standing around a picnic table. A few of them took turns doing a high jump onto the edge of the table. I walked up to it and said "Well somebody is going to get hurt.... I might as well try this too!" Yeah one of my feet didn't make it up and I fell backwards from about 2.5 feet in the air onto concrete directly on my tailbone. Fun.

This is one of the few podcasts out there that can work with just 3 people.

This was the best off topic podcast I've seen so far.

@59:16 Ryan knows all about Viking Funerals lol

I love Avery, he's the even more awkward Trevor! And I fucking love Trevor!

I flipped when Gavin said Avery wrote "All my Friends are Dead", I love that book

I haven't laughed this much in ages, lil j's stories are the best

Last time I came this early it was episode 34. Those who get it can explain.

thumbnail made me nervous about who would be in the episode, but seeing Michael and Ryan makes it all good

love to see more avery!!

pro tip if you don't have the wet wipes but you need them (this is only at home, and with none of those chlorine cleaners in the tank). flush to get a clean bowl, take some fresh TP and dip it in the water.

Wow Little J's stories were so amazing. He should tell more.

Jeremy is more and more becoming my favorite (coming as an Funhaus fan)

any of jeremy's stories from this podcast for an RTAA

everybody complaining about 360p my only option is 1080p its gonna take forever for this to load:/

So Dead by Daylight is based off of this one time Jeremy went to a campsite to light a bonfire and there was a crazy guy who screaming about bears attacking him.

Literally only clicked because Avery was in thumbnail.

Is there a word for this? When you think you've found the "perfect" community of people for yourself, but realize that even though the personalities may be in your favor, its fandom is still just a swatch of the internet, and is therefore just as vitriolic.

1:31:28 When your toilet paper has a thread count...

I want to see a Photoshop picture of Avery and little J with their heads switched

Jeremy has the best camping stories

story time runs from about 34 minutes to about an hour for anyone looking for it.

When Michael's talking about having to go to Ecruteak before Sabrina's gym... Isn't Ecruteak in Johto? The part about the gym burning and him getting a badge for it did happen in Kanto, though

1:28:33 Quite a few things I thought about this. Toilet paper/bog roll likely goes bad eventually. Whether it decays from moisture in the air or whether it gradually accrues bacteria, it does not stay the same/fresh. Moisture gets just about everywhere and toilet paper is absorbent. Moisture also attracts bacteria to it. So leaving out a form of paper in a big cupboard for like a year has decent odds of building up.The immune system on what you'd be using it on is likely not that high. The lower organs are in fact quite absorbent of many things.. Now I don't know all the factors when it comes to sanitary it is, but it does become less desirable if it's out like that all the time. You'd need like a vacuum sealed cupboard to properly protect it. If you have the doors open when you flush the toilet ever, then there's a good chance something in the toilet got on them. You can't really clean it once it's messy either as it breaks down. If you take hot showers in the room, it's likely being contaminated much more quickly. Now for the replacement side. Anything sexual would just be funny. It would either immensely speed up out of embarrassment or slow down anyone who is in the bathroom/loo when they see what's inside. You could be somewhat considerate and have tampons in it. It would be hilarious and embarrassing for Meg if you just had boxes in there. Any females who visit would also appreciate them. You could store cheap books or newspapers for people who may need a few minutes. You could leave mints or mouthwash. You could put a pop-out of something that comes out as you open the doors and retracts as you close them. Air freshener would likely be a good idea as that doesn't go bad for a long time either and helps in the restroom. So there, some reasons why it could be bad and some options. I'm not saying I know my stuff, but having it out of the plastic just seems like a bad idea to me. You also can always do something with empty space. The question merely is whether it's worth it to change or not.

That's probably the nicest credit Gavin's gotten so far.

Last time I was this early, it was last week's Off Topic

If you were wondering why this was reuploaded, apparently they uploaded last week's podcast instead of this one.

Is this a re-upload? I could have sworn I got a notification for this earlier today.

Trevor is very quick witted

this is probably one of my all time favorite off topics

This episode would make for some amazing RTAAs

Never laugh and drink soda at the same time, OH GOD IT BURNS!

Avery is one of the only people in the company that I’ve seen successfully call Michael on something he’s said, it being the seat heat. Couldn’t believe my eyes.

About half stand and about half sit. Almost all didn't realise there was a third option.

I was waiting on this bad boy all day just to download off topic.

Jordan could make so many animated adventures out of this episode..

One of the best off topics ever