Offensive Jokes That Won't Offend Anyone. J Chris Newberg 

I bet you this crowd had the BEST time.

Great 👍🏻 performance 🎭

The crowds are sober..... They are genuinely having a great time and that is hard to achieve🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

Not a fan of Tim Minchin?

My favorite joke 😂

That was originally a Stephen Wright joke!

It's actually a movie from the 80s I still love that movie 😊 Batteries Included

@@akillawrence2018 I know. Lol. That's why it's funny.

@@beastly.warner ❤️

Lol ❤😂!!😂

Too Right!!

Awesome FRESH and softly twisted way too soon😅😂❤

... and setting the mood with JFK. Absolutely!!!!

The Biden joke was good cuz he's the biggest joke of all time

@@Aaron-sv3uvRelax. Dark Brandon *IS* coming for ya. Mwahaha.

Too soon Way too soon Please don't joke about it It's way too soon Yeah, YEAH! A, B, C. It's easy as 1, 2, 3. As simply as Do, re, mi A, B, C 1, 2, 3. Baby you and me girl

Yeah! I’ve not seen a standing ovation like that on Dry Bar before. That was great!

Participating in the performance made it really fun for them.

Well, they could just sell it to literally every country but the US, since we record the date as 11/9. 😂

Thanks for that. I didn’t know why they thought it was funny. I had to read it to understand it. Very funny guy!

I think even the crowd didn't pick up on that.. they should've sang that bit after that one.. LOL So, he kinda left it in the "air"... for a bit. @@jon.bennett

I love when comics sneak jokes past the audience like that.

was this about the gender reveal one? care to explain since I didn't get this one haha!

​@AndZ9999 whenever the new (antichristian) pope is elected by the closed enclave of cardinals, White smoke is caused to billow from a Vatican chimney to signal to the expecting people outside that a choice has been made.

When they elect a new pope at the Vatican they blow white smoke out of a chimney to say that they are finished voting and they actually did chose a new pope. At a gender reveal party you have pink smoke for a girl and blue for a boy obviously. If it's white, the baby will have to be the new pope

@@AndZ9999 about the smoke and the announcment of the Papal conclave choice (gathering of the college of cardinals in order to elect the new Pope): "Beginning in the early 1800s, the ballots used by cardinals were burned after each ballot to indicate a failed election. The lack of smoke instead signalled a successful election. Since 1914, black smoke (fumata nera) emerging from a temporary chimney installed on the roof of the Sistine Chapel indicates that the ballot did not result in an election, while white smoke (fumata bianca) announces that a new pope has been chosen."

I assumed it was going to be about it being white for non-binary

It took me a second, but then... 😂🤣

😀 This comedian is... strangely funny 🤣

Someone explain

@@axelagarwal5466 Cross dressing means that he likes to wear women's clothes, but really he is talking about dressing as in sauces, such as Ranch Dressing. He likes to mix up different sauces.

Took me a few seconds but...😂

Ummm... they weren't drunk?

It's Utah, they sing every Sunday......

@@shibalover54 That doesn't mean that they can ACTUALLY sing. ... I have sung since my early teens... I just happened to be good. ... but I've heard the whole choir groan (in high school) when a certain person was admitted. I'm like 'What's wrong?' One after another they all told me... one ver or another.... 'Sure, if you can breathe, you can sing.... but that doesn't mean you can carry a note or tune!.'.. I then realized how blessed I was to understand the difference. I'm sorry Bruce... yes, you can play Mancini's - Pink Panther on the piano, I can't play that... , but this is 'Concert Choir' we sing... it's not band, orchestra or symphony.... we do A'capella frequently. You rarely hear instruments from Christmas carols on the door step. Sax or Drummer... sometimes (rarely) Just because I was taught the beginnings of 'Fúr Elise' doesn't mean I can play the piano. ... just that part of one piece. .. (w/little justice) 🐾🐺🐾

​@@Trijemin Utah mostly everyone is Mormom so they can't drink alcoholic beverages.

@@edithdlp8045 Not 'Mostly'. You're living in the past. 75 years at least. There are Lots of Catholics, Methodist, Baptist, Muslim and Hindu... Salt Lake is the HUB from the east to the west. If people don't stop here they might go through Denver, Colorado or Dallas\Ft.Worth, Texas. 🐾🐺🐾

Oddly my son made a joke about 7-11 and he took 9/11 very seriously he was in high school at the time.

​@@JoyPeace-ej2uvI remember being in a sophomore in college when we heard the horrible news. We though Los Angeles was next. Luckily it wasn't.

Maybe that was a joke...........

@shibalover54 regardless I was sympathizing and enjoying not making fun of him. So, if you assumed ill intent, you were wrong.

I don't think I got bc everyone laughed a lot harder than I thought it deserved... 🤔

Tell us what the world needs. Please

@@thechrisarmyLove sweet love, Jackie DeShannon pretty much covered this.

Don’t know who that is. I’ll check em out.

This is an odd thing to post here! The whole thing about him being a musician lyricist is weird when you just saw him as a standup comedian. The Lord doesn’t give people only talents like music and singing. He also gives some spirituality, kindness, and the ability to make most people laugh is a huge gift. What gifts do you believe He has put into you