You Will Immediately Regret Working Out. Cleto Rodriguez - Full Special

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Did you enjoy this full special from Cleto Rodriguez? If you did, then chances are you'll enjoy our other Dry Bar Comedy specials as well, and you can watch them for FREE right now on the Dry Bar Comedy app. The app is free to download and is available on all Android and iOS devices.

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@michaeldove6047 4 года назад

He's been doing this a long time. He has definitely done well crafting his jokes! He is a local celebrity in San Antonio! We ❤ you Cletus!

@aprilsilvers381 3 года назад

Props to him..

@kellyharper367 3 года назад

R4r

@imchayanger9526 4 года назад

Real life issues with humour is a win.

@romebigred2 4 года назад

Aw MAN, this man knows comedy. Delivery PERFECTED.

@carl3819 4 года назад

LMAO THAT LAST JOKE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER LATCHING ON TO HIM! I'M CRYING😂😂😂

@gloriagalarza4251 4 года назад

I didn't think I'll see the day, a Latino doing CLEAN comedy, and he is really FUNNY, bless DRYBAR these are the true artists

@gwenyverreking5565 3 года назад

Kasper K. Some of his jokes are not clean for drybar. My dad loves him though 😂

@freedomforever1962 3 года назад

@Kasper K. sure he's funny, but I don't condone smoking weed, especially around your kid cause you're too weak to tell a celeberty no! or any sexual connotation. There is no need to be vulgar to be funny.

@Lownslow2 Год назад

This is the cleanest comic I've ever seen.

@justinleonwalls Год назад

The dude talked about suicide, hanging himself with toilet paper, and the death of a rat inside a snake. How is that clean comedy? Just because he doesn't use words you don't approve of or get offended by, doesn't mean the content of his material is clean. The dude's hilarious, yeah, but don't go around being dishonest with yourself and the rest of us.

@Lownslow2 Год назад

Y'all haven't seen some of the comics today, have you? This is surgically clean compared to. Get over yourselves. 🙄

@frankielopez2612 3 года назад

Local celebrity, he’s an awesome guy. I met him once at a church festival, super cool dude. God bless Cleto!

@awkward-stranger 4 года назад

I am not a person to laugh out loud. I had tears in my eyes and couldn't catch my breath from laughing. Thanks Cletus!

@edithdlp8045 3 года назад

Thanks for the warning, I had a brain tumor removal surgery (no cancer thankfully) and can't laugh. I will save it in my favorites to watch it later.

@ashleychamberlain6265 Год назад

@@edithdlp8045 Glad you're okay, have you had a chance to watch it? I'm watching it now.

@edithdlp8045 Год назад

@@ashleychamberlain6265thank you for your kind words. I am watching right now. It was worth the wait.

@edithdlp8045 Год назад

@@Gamemote I am watching it right now. Simply hilarious 😆.

@luxoloe.nkonzwana6719 4 года назад

"it's not even in the book of baby names" 😂😂😂😂😂

@jinuenwilliams2007 Год назад

He needs to have his own show... Hilarious, skills!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@twizzlerlover3813 3 года назад

Cletus has to be one of the funniest comedians ever! I was laughing before he even started his next joke. Using the Clorox wipes saying,”Don’t judge me,the package says all purpose.” 💀💀

@Vincent-ke5zn Год назад

The breast feeding joke was the best part, he's hilarious 😂 😃

@rebeccahherdener2068 4 года назад

Im Going through a pretty rough bout of depression... So i havent been laughin a whole lot...but this guy has me DYIN from laughter!

@aprilsilvers381 3 года назад

I'm really sorry, I am too and I'm not sure if I'm coming out of it this time.

@annmarie7721 3 года назад

@@aprilsilvers381 I hope you are feeling better by now. I get depressed also, but I have to admit that even when I feel too weak to pray and don't deserve God's help, somehow I get relief. God Bless and Comfort You.

@bethfurry7461 2 года назад

@@aprilsilvers381 - I just read your post. I feel the same way at times. Are things getting better for you? Let me know!

@alohilanizapata53 4 года назад

Hau'oli lā ho'omana'o! May the Lord continue to bless you both with many more wonderful years together!

@helloitsdawn 4 года назад

The marriage prayers though! LOL!

@constancejenkins3867 4 года назад

Omg.. He was Hilarious.. I needed that Laugh 😂🤣😂😆😅😎

@ashpete21 4 года назад

"'Oh, so you want ME to look like Superman?' So I drew an 'S' on my chest with nacho cheese." LOL!!!! :)

@mmmfun77 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@yolievaldivia-nungaray3765 4 года назад

This by far has been one of the funniest videos ever!!! I just about pee'd in my pants😂😂😂

@d.johnson9957 4 года назад

I needed that! This man had me in tears, I was laughing so hard. Still trying to catch my breath. 😂😂🤣🤣☹

@monicaatlas3713 4 года назад

Me too! He is SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

@gogoscorner1111 4 года назад

I laughed sooooooo hard.... the baby latched onto him omg 🤣🤣🤣

@edithdlp8045 Год назад

That part was gold.

@elainelaw9464 3 года назад

Absolutely one of the funniest routines I've ever seen!

@aaronterrell3452 4 года назад

Cleto, is very funny. He kept me laughing! Thank you !

@MrTPF1 2 года назад

Super funny! Loved the way does that breaking voice when he tells the sad part of his jokes. 😂

@aaronterrell3452 3 года назад

Cleto is very funny! He kept a smile on my face! Thank you!

@megangarcia6991 3 года назад

A wipe's a wipe? Well a nipple's a nipple bro 😂🤣😂🤣

@DebiM75 Год назад

I first saw Cleto when he opened for Tim Hawkins. Glad to see him on Dry Bar. Real funny and relatable!

@xuyahfish 4 года назад

My hubby was worse, he called me at work, said he was bored, I said I was bored (after X-mas, no biz), so he replied "wanna go get married?"

@skym821 3 года назад

Dang 😂

@myfamilymatters 3 года назад

Amazing comedian. I absolutely love Dry Bar Comedy. You always seem to get the best comedians in the business. Thank you so much. Love from Canada.

@toddvandell85 4 года назад

We're both in shape, Cleto. Remind your wife: "Honey, round is a shape." Just saying. 😂🤣

@JustinBlastoff 3 года назад

Heard that one before but still hilarious

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад

I think she wants him in BETTER shape

@edithdlp8045 3 года назад

I am very thin and have to gain weight. Everyone says it's easy to gain weight but for me it's difficult because I am never hungry. 😥

@NatandGeorge 3 года назад

@@edithdlp8045 I used to need to eat 5,000 calories a day just to maintain being an anorexic looking dude -- I'd go to a buffet & eat 6-8 platesful of only meat. That was then -- now I'm obese, & nothing I can do, it seems, to stop the gain! Tip: don't worry about "weight" -- Only worry about being healthy. You're already beautiful & anyone who disagrees can go jump into a deep lake with an anchor tied to their waist!

@lizdestefano4905 2 года назад

I've watched this 100 times, and it's still hilarious, I love him! He is hilarious! 🤣🤣💚💚 love the pray bit! I used have a pastor who was like that! I don't like talking in the bathroom, don't talk to me! LOL

@wolfie9229 4 года назад

Cleto is so much Fun to watch! He's Great!

@anthonysproule4293 4 года назад

Thank you for being a comedian

@gregholt674 4 месяца назад

This guy is a certified riot act. I laughed so hard tears were running down my cheeks. (my facial cheeks!) Hope to see much more of his act

@markgrant1508 4 года назад

This guy is very funny. I can't wait until things open back up so I can take my wife enjoy a Great Life performance like this again. Until then Thanks Dry Bar Comedy for all the Great entertainment.

@placeandthink8728 4 года назад

Dry Bar Comedy supplies such amazing comedy! It's really helpful, and even generous!

@biggayal4149 3 года назад

Generous? Maybe I'm missing something...

@tmarshall1153 3 года назад

Best comedian I've heard in awhile. His delivery was perfect I had so many laugh-out-loud moments. And then it was over so quickly. I'll be looking for more material from this man🤣🤣

@keemosaavy6651 3 года назад

salute and respect to cleto rodriguez keep doing what you're doing....you're an inspiration to many and a friend to the masses god bless you and your journey

@ottodob 4 года назад

When the set is over but it felt like it went by in 5 minutes I cant help but be impressed...held my attention the whole time! Funny guy

@atlasshrugged7475 2 года назад

You are right! I had doubted you. 🤭

@joem3686 4 года назад

What a great performer.

@carlakool3782 4 года назад

I'm guessing 76 people didn't watch the entire show. Great stuff!!!

@monicaatlas3713 4 года назад

I don't believe anyone would not finish the show! It was Soo good!

@beckyyu3726 3 года назад

I watched the whole thing and have seen him before, dry bar classic

@carolinebutler 3 года назад

LOL, this guy is hilarious!!! I laugh so much my belly hurt... long life to your jokes Cleto! Love ya! 😁

@aronsilva7077 2 года назад

One of the best comedians I ever seen

@jamjayne12 3 года назад

At the end, I cried from laughing so hard. Excellent.

@deborahduthie4519 3 года назад

Here, we love having one man no matter the size but we all worked harder at the tasks. A man amongst a group of women probably feels threatened. Great Comedian. Thank-you.

@10MVPKILLER 4 года назад

Only legends know that he was on Gabriel Iglesias comedy show. Funny 🤣

@mandiwolfe6631 2 года назад

I don't often, but I giggled through this whole video and literally legit laughed out loud until I cried at the end! Best comedy set I've seen in a long time!

@MrEightygrit 4 года назад

Love Dry Bar! I’m gonna plan a visit there some day! I haven’t laughed so hard as I did on his last joke in weeks! My ribs hurt from the struggle. Feels like I took up P90X!

@aaahhhh6272 4 года назад

same

@DryBarComedy 4 года назад

Please do! We love when our fans come visit!

@DryBarComedy 4 года назад

Please come!

@aaahhhh6272 4 года назад

@@DryBarComedy Yay you replied

@Yvettes3.14 4 года назад

@@DryBarComedy make sure you go once they open up again! I went to Utah and stayed in Provo just because of Dry Bar Comedy. Sadly they weren't open it would of been an AWESOME 30TH BDAY HAD I BEEN ABLE TO CATCH A SHOW! 😭😭

@melissahernandez6645 3 года назад

Love Cleto!

@suzannehartline3301 3 года назад

I LOVE THAT PROPOSAL SO MUCH!!!!! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE SWEETEST AND MOST ORIGINAL/CREATIVE I HAVE EVER HEARD!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@e.mcm.9076 4 года назад

I couldn't stop laughing!!! So hilarious!!

@lisajohn5278 2 года назад

I love the golf part.🤣🤣

@Ragnarok6664 4 года назад

A serious body work-out out of the blue and then sneeze..Youl’ll have to be carried 😂

@ashfordartcornwall3790 4 года назад

@Baba Ganush 😆

@altheacraig-morelli6333 4 года назад

He's hysterical!!!

@itsshai3447 4 года назад

He had me laughing hard. THANK YOU!!!!

@vallim.mcknight6738 3 года назад

This man is really funny and intelligent. I sent it to all my family and friends. I think he wrote his own stuff. It was good from start to finish.

@lionroaring7021 4 года назад

Laugh out loud hilarious!!

@MJ-sy2en 4 года назад

Funny as Fluffy but clean great job Cleto 👍👍🏼👍🏻

@Lownslow2 Год назад

Fluffy is funnyman.

@BammnDan 2 года назад

Cleto,your material is some Serious Laughter.

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 3 года назад

Outrageously funny I truly laughed out loud numerous times

@MissMog 4 года назад

very good set , reallly like him

@michellewoodall9293 2 года назад

I love this guy. He is so hilarious!

@fordaddict2610 4 года назад

Great job, this Mexican laughed non stop!!!

@evilqueen515 4 года назад

Haa, laughed at your joke of hurts to breathe the next day after exercise. I overexercise when I joined a gym, I could not lift my arms the next day, funny now but definitely not then! Hilarious, "My Precious" lol!

@ItsChurchieYall 4 года назад

100% taking my mom to Utah to see a show. You guys always book funny comics 💕

@kajlove1 4 года назад

He is so stinking funny!!!!

@alisterfolson 4 года назад

This guy had me LOL ROTF for real *Puts video in "Comedy" folder*

@kevinhuddleston3969 3 года назад

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give Cletus a10! He is a very funny man 😂😅😅...

@jamesjeanalexander4716 4 года назад

Boy do most of us know what he's talking about, and what a laugh!

@freewithnature 2 года назад

🤣 this guys the greatest lmao. 11:30 that was pure genius.

@RichardRitenour0522 4 года назад

That was an awesomely good set! Cleto is highly relatable and has great timing, excellent choice Dry Bar!

@almightysanchez4565 4 года назад

Yoooo 🚫🧢 that stairmaster will have you walking all funking

@christicrenshaw2772 4 года назад

I really liked him. He was funny

@memesfactory3070 3 года назад

'LIGHTS OUT' made me laugh xD

@alleftchaosbehind2745 3 года назад

Felt crappy.watched this. I'm good. Thanks Mr. Rodriguez 😌.

@RacialRainbow 4 года назад

Great set ! :) I actually laughed out loud.

@jaebo1523 4 года назад

🤣 he is genuinely funny ! nice set !

@rd4469 3 года назад

I laughed the entire time!! 🤣😂🤣

@veronicawright3315 4 года назад

This dude is funny as hell!!!! Lmao.

@CowenGittens 4 года назад

He's hilarious.

@tracyrain4941 4 года назад

I love this man! He is so funny...thank you Dry Bar Comedy 😊

@helda4850 3 года назад

That was so funny all the way. Thank you.

@glendaeast9362 4 года назад

Love this guy✔️💯🙂

@emiliadavis8247 Год назад

It's so late and I'm laughing sooo hard and hope I'm not disturbing my neighbors in the other apartments!!😃😁😆😂 So glad I came across this awesome and hilarious comedian!!💖

@EverywhereAndNowhere 2 года назад

This guy was hilarious from start to finish!😂

@caroliner2029 3 года назад

Great job Cleto! Original and funny set. The time flew. BTW, autocorrect just changed my writing your name from Cleto to 'Clarke', as in Clarke Kent. It's like it knows that you painted a big 'S' on your chest in nacho cheese or something...😂

@maythao3977 4 месяца назад

Thank you, Cletos! I Laughed out loud through your whole set. Hope to see more of your clean comedy!

@katekobylarz3447 3 года назад

Thanks, Cleto Great material and delivery

@markreno356 3 месяца назад

"Doc, don't tell a Mexican he's borderline anything. We will cross that on purpose". I was trying to do work while listening in the background. I LOST it. That's hilarious.

@Nita_HD 4 года назад

This was so good.... I watched it twice.

@Sharayah144 3 года назад

Maaaan I've been binge watching DryBar but this one wins.

@katogaming4741 4 года назад

35:00 the best segment 🤣🤣🤣

@nancyanderson6404 3 года назад

You are super hilarious especially that last joke. I think all men are to have that chance just once so they realize what we women go through nursing.