OFFLINETV GUESS THE ASIAN PERSON 

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Guys it's been a while and you still haven't corrected the title of the video 😅

both are hilarious but esp the first guy

No doubt. Those are some switched a birth level answers.

I felt the white guy gave the perfect surface level white guy with an "asian fetish" kind of answers

Love their Duo since Kitchen episode

I like to imagine they played a Kahoot before this

Yes

yes

I think she forgets most of the time unless she's the one lying 💀

why would anyone lie about being asian?

​@@a.ma-sithat the point of the game

Number 1 carried the presentation, I don't care. He was ON TOP of his answers, absolutely no hesitation. I slowed down the video (because I thought half an hour was too long) and by the end found myself upset that it was so short.

Once he said one of his favorite songs was Wonderwall though he was clearly faking. No white person who only plays cod will admit that out loud XD

​@@strykerfielding3430 coming from the UK, you'd be surprised :D

@@TheLawlessRogueliterally me

Yeah and we answered Chipotle to what cuisines do you like? 😂

Her mother sounds sadistic for making her choose what she would beat her up with...if she did that in my country she would be jailed for child abuse.

@@lightawakeYou would not believe how common it is in Asian households. My mother did the same thing until I was older.

@@anxiouspotato i can believe that. My parents, being japanese, were strict in other ways. But I had friends from south east asia, who, when we were 11 or so, were comparing stories about whether the coat hanger, iron or vacuum cleaner tube hurt to be hit by more... I think that kind of thing is beyond discipline. Kids deserve to grow up without violence, and without being abused in any way in their own homes.

​@@lightawakeYeah, kids shouldn't be taught that way. It's harmful to their long term well-being. However, I still love my parents after everything they did. I just wished they would see how harmful their ways of discipline was to me and my siblings. I'm just glad that I'm in the states now, being in China was so much worse.

@@anxiouspotato absolutely. My sympathies x

Same ahhahaha and also the OTV reactions whenever No. 1 answers is so funny xD like " This Mf-er!" such troll genius though

Like they said, his answers were literally the perfect wrong answers. Where I knew he was lying was when he said his Italian American parents didn’t beat him, I know several Italian Americans and the amount of spoons broken over heads is unreal.

@@Flamefarmerthats how i knew he was lying when he said he didn’t get beaten as a kid.

I pissed myself at Wonderwall 😂

I didn't feel like my answers were white at all...

also banger of a video

Hahaha too funny

"Something racist I'm in" - Toast on a daily basis with Michael

Toast tryna get cancelled fr lol

Is TOAST really Malaysian?

I mean the Asian in Asian squat isn't about ability. It's not a squat that only Asians can do or that all Asians can do. My entire family is Japanese but only half of us can do the squat lol

Sushi is my favorite food but I'm not Asian so I guess that doesn't really mean much. I am Alaskan Native and my friends call me a snow Asian though xD

@@akbillers5686sushi is my favourite food and i am asian

For number 2, I think the squat was something that put him in my radar, everyone didnt know how to do it, and just one person was good enough to do it right, meaning he trained for it.

​@@akbillers5686snow Asian is wild

facts we hate to be here

This has me laughing so hard

Opposite of the "Filipino pride" people I keep seeing in some videos lol

Filipino Pride is stereotypically true but in all honesty most of us hate it. 😂

absolutely

I knew he wasn’t because he was almost laughing at every answer he gave and a he would answer with his full chest if he was white. Plus I’m from Indiana and know many white people from Chicago and…they’re way more abrasive.

Because all of the white people I know don’t understand why what they like is boring, I say this as a white person

See I was thinking he was answering TOO white lmao, like they said he knew all the "right" answers lmao

as soon as he said wonderwall that was it, no one ACTUALLY likes wonderwall that much

the way he delivered the lines were also perfect, very funny dude I hope to see him in other videos

They were doing competitive racism in this one

@@Dustwj842but that’s cultural appropriation from white people.

This probably shows how sporadic my knowledge is but I genuinely did not know (or I forgot/didnt remember) that Michael was Filipino...

You're talking about the guy who built a race detecting elmo

​@@EggplantHarmesan ..and the brains to guess that asian 😂

he went from uncomfortable to too comfortable

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I'm just sensing he gonna turn gay soon too ngl, he just doesn't want to accept it lol

​@@skydivenext what a weird thing to say 🤔

​@@declaracionespolemicasit's not that weird. Gaydar is a pretty common phenomenon amongst millennials

His dream comes true, of course he's excited😂

I dunno, I saw him ask about who faked dragon.

@@chrishoffman4635 DRAGON DEEZ NU-

Irl amogus

His enthusiasm from the early days of among us showed in this video 😂

I know both Michael and Lily are pretty famous dunno about the others tho

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@@strings3065i think they meant the asian people

@@strings3065 lmaoo

@@strings3065 also, everyone know toast 😅

I mean plenty of nerdy white guys who are very similar to the stereotypical nerdy asian guys lol

@@WealthyandNerdy I mean black culture is a lot less accessible than asian culture, it's not something you can get through the internet.

Fr

They should make it a rule where the majority cannot lie and only the person they're trying to find out can lie. It makes a very difficult if everyone is lying.

nah this the beta squad way, games the game lads

toast always appear half dead in otv video, not this one tho.

It’s cus he’s off weed

pretty sure he suggested this video idea based on past "guess the asian" clips

OH I thought that was cause this was like Video Idea.

​@@bbbiiirrrbbbI am pretty sure that's why he is so happy, he is like a child who convinced his parents to do what he wants xd

I want number 1 as a friend

We need him to be a guest in a podcast or to be recurring member in videos somehow.

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law" ~ Immanuel Kant

omgg fellow cambodian

as a vietnamese who was adopted by white people…. yes. also almost all of the asian people i know are adopted by white people

As a Filipino American who’s cousins are Chinese and were adopted by white parents (from my grandpas first marriage), can confirm

yooo fellow cambodian

As someone from rural Indiana: trueeeeee bro like any Asian person here is adopted by white people

They cute, c'mon. Polynesian small humans are cute! Not that Polynesia isn't a massive area with endless ethnicities within it, but generally speaking!

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@@Siberius- i’m so confused on what ur comment is trying to say LMAO

@@Siberius- cute you said lmao It sounded like we are pets 🤣

Guess that Asian has finally made an appearance on the official OfflineTV channel. This is amazing.

I always new they would come around

so proud of toast

YES HIS IDEA W SYDEON CAME OUT AND SHE AINT HERE loll

​@@tristanpieman9907 k (I hope someone understands the joke I'm making. Just read the comment I'm responding to and ask yourself: is the letter k relevant)

Agree

I second this motion 🤙

Agree

Can't believe toast got them to do this officially 😂😂😂😂 GTA EP 3 WOOOO!!!

Fr I’m craving more now, I think I like this format more than jubilee styles. Feels more natural and funny than hectic and social power based.

I’m voting for this to be the new video they show in schools of how not to be racist😂😂😂😂

the camping -> acoustic guitar -> wonderwall part got me LOL

​​​yup, they were just *AMERICAN* , like asian *AMERICAN* , italian *AMERICAN* everyone's that asian like half of the world is already asian.

@@ButterDawgDawgWitDaBudda Way over half if you go back far enough.

He’s been saying he wants to do it for a million years 🤣🤣

Imma just imagine he told em to show up with no background info and just paid them to stay

Might have showed them the views from these videos that Beta Squad gets, same exact principle so it should translate over a bit although with lower views probably for OTV.

@@DJ-up6ftbeta squad is hella funny i look forward to how this video does now that it’s the same concept with different audience

​@@MrBnnashton😊

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes" ~ Oscar Wilde

is it common for italian-americans?? because in Italy from what I've seen it isnt that common, maybe getting a slap or two...

I have A LOT of italian friends (I grew up with them, playing with them daily, being at their place, lots of birthdays with casual 100people, I tutored a few and was looked after when my grandma got ill and couldn't look after me, that's also how I lpartly learned italian) - only 3? or 4? got hit sometimes and even then mostly just a small slap I wouldn't really call getting beaten. It isn't that common as far as I know (but I guess their grandparents would be more prone to it as far as I got to know them). They are full italian, their parents came from Italy with mostly their whole family still there and where partly even born in Italy themselves (and you can guess it: a lot of pasta making in cute little old kitchens with their grandmas when they visit lol). They can get pretty heated pretty fast tho. They nearly all have loud voices that will get even louder and especially when mad they will talk a lot with their hands. And children show a lot of respect to their elders. Their loud voices probably get the job done. On the other side, they are VERY open and loving and you won't be hungry. 😆

@@izal4625 they got hit lol just after you left

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Honestly think this is a parody of those Jubilee videos. And it is better because it doesn't give contestants an opportunity to fuck over the others.

its taken from beta squad breh

​@@vailingbow1068Beta squad have been doing this for a long time

beta squad did it first 🗣️

@@oftheHowl Who?

Sameee❤❤❤

I didn't know toast was Malaysian. I googled and it says that he's canadian-taiwanese.

@@murai5223he grew up in Malaysia!!

what's wrong with "cornflower blue"? I googled it is just a color. just curious

​@@Dr.Bo4uNit was considered a nazi symbol in some countries

@@Dr.Bo4uN It's also supposed to be a stereotypically white thing apparently.

​@@gabijapaulauskaite1132that's not AT ALL what he was going for omg, it's a very stereotypical white answer to know the exact name of your favorite color--

@@EmTParry yes

Lol

lmao the fact checking line tenzin 💀

so happy to see her in an otv vid!

i was DYINGGGGG

Yep, great comedic timing, and especially when she just outright asks about dick size 🤣🤣🤣

Literally her bringing that up brought some memories I didn't wanna think about lmao

Made me remember shit I didn't want to, lol.

Yeah, that was not a funny intercut. I just left feeling really bad for her going through that.

shit that was mine and my brother's childhood and I am far better off than I would have been otherwise. I was a little hellion growing up. Cussed out my grandparents got beat or soap in the mouth, got caught stealing got beat, bully others got beat, didn't do my homework got beat. My mom tried to do timeouts as the nice punishments and they learned real quick that those did nothing. The only thing I really had growing up with a NES but I loved being outside so not like grounding me from that was going to work. All the electronics that kids have nowadays didn't exist back then unless your family was super rich. My grandma had a board with my initials on one side and my brother's on the other side. We didn't even try to mess with that thing cause if anything happened to it we went back to having to go get a switch from the bushes in the front yard and I would rather take a board over that.

@@noyou9379 bro I don't think that made you better that you would have been. It didn't make you behave, it just sounds like it made you scared. Hope you realize your trauma and heal from it.

Who isnt proud to be a Filipino in the US?

too many

It's either or Either you're a Filipino that desperately wants to be East Asian or White or your PROUD AF Filipino, there's no in-between I'm unapologetically Filipino/Chinese and have a giant fork and spoon in my house

Proud of Filo talent but not PH government

@@sapphicsx we need to stop generalizing. Pinoy refers to the people and its culture. Cant hate Pinoys for its government.

Slavs have almost the same squat.

The squat is not hard to do because of race. The reason why the squat tends to be easier is because a considerable number of Asians are more fit/lean or have a smaller frame and so are more flexible. (Specifically, ankle flexibility and leg/hip strength.)

@@zackwyvern2582 brother what are you waffling about

​@@GraniteGolemthey have a point

@@AkatsukiSasuke923Interesting. I’m half Filipino and half Mexican but I can do it despite being rather skinny.

The dude definitely knew what he was doing with his answers but I guess toast doesn't know DBZ or something because I feel like everybody loves or at least likes Piccolo

@@_ion04 sure sure but i just don't think he's anybody's #1 character in dbz yknow.

@@hima478 So that's funny because Akira Toriyama himself has said Piccolo is his favorite character (followed by Goku and Satan).

@@DenkiRay yoo really??? Thas crazy

@@hima478 yeah that's probably why Piccolo Orange is just RANDOMLY stronger than MUI Goku was after the tournament of power... And Piccolo Orange was BEFORE the tournament of power, he just... never revealed it till after that, I guess? I swear the time line of that movie makes no sense rofl.

Oh my god, another one! I’m also a half Mexican and half Filipino, never seen another one of these mixes.

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So... Spanish??

I’m Mexican and my gf is Vietnamese. Good to see I can workout lol

@@edsonasael8293 lol

That is a classic abusive parenting method, but I've never heard of the self-selecting done at a retail store with coat hangers...

My mom did the same thing to me, then after 1 week I secretly took the rod (my mom spank me with a leather rod), I threw it out into a dumpster so she would not know.

My father made me pick a rock, latun americans are not far off

My mom had me pick one of her belts when I got in trouble (bear in mind women have lots of belts with different designs to choose from). 😑🤭

my mother and family talk about how their parents would make them pick their favorite branch off a tree

Lol

hehhehehe truuu

lolol

Also filipino american that doesn't play much video games is very realistic. A lot of adult filipino guys just kind of drink, play sports and maybe karaoke.

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He was doing this on stream with lily but had to brain storm how to realize this… I think Brodin took this job

FTR, Ive only got that far, so Im genuinely not sure who the person is. My guess, number 5.

Nah, that just confirmed it for me! Doesn’t want to cause problems, so automatically obeyed.

@@circuitry400 fair comment, can't argue with that. Us Brits are the same most the time, anything for an easy life 🤷🤣

As a Chinese, I'm laughing so hard at the passivity comment. Yes, we're taught to be tolerant in general and to not make a fuss about minor things, and within friends and family, you ARE expected to to tolerant, to not care about division of labor, to not care about insensitive remarks, etc. But Chinese people will not take BS if you're not family or a trusted friend. Chinese parents will confront anyone who treats their kid unfairly or hurts their kid's future. Many will confront and yell at people who get in their way. They will bargain at a market stall like it's nobody's business. Like, once when I was stuck on a plane in China for HOURS after landing at a different airport than scheduled, I texted my family and the first thing my cousin tells me was to get out of people's way, that he wouldn't be surprised if the angry old ladies were to create a riot and try to pry open the plane door.

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Agreed! They're also actors/comedians

addition* and I agree

And number 5

I mean thats assuming that wanna work for OTV

and should remove the fat panelist

thank you you are the goat I was confused asf.

Thank u i was so dang confused lmao

thank you i thought there was 1 asian and they were trying to eliminate all the non asians lol. Thought they were all telling the truth apart from the non-asian who is trying to seem Asian lmao

thank u lmao

thank you frr

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He is Taiwanese who grown up in Malaysia, so......

haha same thing with Tenzin but she didn’t care

@@RiinaS-xq5xk She said Tibetan

​@@RiinaS-xq5xk Tenzin is from Tibet.

@@RealElequist Tibet is a no-go for China as well

He is him😶

Fr

Ayo wth I remember you from twitter I don't remember how much we talked tho 😭

Agreed, same reason why I like Vegeta