Тёмный

OFFLINETV SPY TRAINING CHALLENGE ft. Masayoshi 

OfflineTV
Подписаться 3,2 млн
Просмотров 5 млн
50% 1

NEW CHRISTMAS MERCH DROP!!🎄🎅❄️
offlinetv.com
✨ Special Thanks
• Masayoshi - / itzmasayoshi / @itzmasayoshi
💛 Follow OfflineTV
• Twitter - / offlinetv
• Instagram - / offlinetv
• TikTok - / offlinetv
• Reddit - / offlinetv
• Discord - / discord
🧡 Support on Patreon
• Patreon - / offlinetv
🛒 Merch & Apparel
• OfflineTV - offlinetv.com
📝 OfflineTV Roster
• Scarra - / scarra / @scarra
• Pokimane - / pokimanelol / @pokimane
• LilyPichu - / lilypichu / @lilypichu
• Disguised Toast - / disguisedtoast / @disguisedtoast
• Michael Reeves - / michaelreeves / @michaelreeves
🎵 Music
• Hyper Potions - Christmas Morning
🎥 Producer & Director
• Brodin - / brodinplett
🎬 Editor & Manager
• Dunois - / dunoiskr
#OfflineTV #Spy #Subscribe

Развлечения

Опубликовано:

 

2 дек 2020

Поделиться:

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист
Посмотреть позже
Комментарии : 9 тыс.   
@drubbled9046
@drubbled9046 3 года назад
I don't know what's funnier, Toast comparing his phallic foods or John being able to stand menacingly the whole entire vid.
@quaintvz
@quaintvz 3 года назад
John was impressive
@jacky-brawlstars823
@jacky-brawlstars823 3 года назад
Both, Both are funny
@Letsplaymoron
@Letsplaymoron 3 года назад
@@quaintvz *impassive
@Kenzie776
@Kenzie776 3 года назад
@@Letsplaymoron no I'm pretty sure they actually meant impressive
@stalkingo4850
@stalkingo4850 3 года назад
Gaviandra Setianto impsif* (im memeing)
@l3moh94
@l3moh94 3 года назад
Michael and Lily went full married couple, he woke up complaining while wearing a dad Tank top and she was squinting and mumbling like a sleepless mom
@unbearablemakes
@unbearablemakes 3 года назад
So true
@jaredlewis3001
@jaredlewis3001 3 года назад
Toast is like that one werid guy with no pillow
@cesgutierrez5828
@cesgutierrez5828 3 года назад
@@jaredlewis3001 lmao. I actually sleep with no pillows.
@yourlocalflowerbush4002
@yourlocalflowerbush4002 3 года назад
@@cesgutierrez5828 HOW
@cesgutierrez5828
@cesgutierrez5828 3 года назад
@@yourlocalflowerbush4002 idk. I just don’t like my head elevated. If I would though, I’ll put a small pillow on my nape and sleep like that, it’s relaxing.
@youliveinavan
@youliveinavan 3 года назад
“I trust Toast.” *famous last words*
@cherylfarleyhull6619
@cherylfarleyhull6619 3 года назад
Omg looooool
@cherylfarleyhull6619
@cherylfarleyhull6619 3 года назад
Just saw that part lol
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
@user-kx8pu6ys5i 2 года назад
12:30
@bumblebea739
@bumblebea739 3 года назад
Toast sleeps with no pillow, has nothing on his walls, and is using a metal foldout chair for decoration 💀💀
@aldorolandtandy8086
@aldorolandtandy8086 3 года назад
He's a simple man
@Byerly2k20
@Byerly2k20 3 года назад
I could never sleep with no pillow XD
@tepacety7602
@tepacety7602 3 года назад
women hate how little it takes for us to be happy -Asad
@melanisticmandalorian8909
@melanisticmandalorian8909 3 года назад
Toast was born and grew up in a chinese prison camp.
@ryraisin3280
@ryraisin3280 3 года назад
Whats wrong with dat?
@briggandersen2936
@briggandersen2936 3 года назад
Bruh michael and lily already look like they have been married for 5 years in that morning shot
@juliangonzalez9744
@juliangonzalez9744 3 года назад
LMAO Why is that true 😭
@Dibo434
@Dibo434 3 года назад
a true filipino
@Boo27340
@Boo27340 3 года назад
Facts
@ioneiroi8350
@ioneiroi8350 3 года назад
So true
@minerliton2481
@minerliton2481 3 года назад
Haha so true
@colemantrebor547
@colemantrebor547 3 года назад
“Do not eat your children” Lily: *casually cuts child in half*
@sugarqbs
@sugarqbs 3 года назад
Kronos is an inspiration to us all
@ploopy45
@ploopy45 3 года назад
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@Dina-lh9lk
@Dina-lh9lk 3 года назад
Let's consider parallel universe exist, if there are infinite of them, there's a universe where vegetable or fruit Lily cuts a human in half and ate it
@noahlol14spinach95
@noahlol14spinach95 3 года назад
@@ploopy45 Okay, what does that have to do with this video specificall ?? Just because it's otv?
@mellowjammin
@mellowjammin 3 года назад
“Do not shake children”
@kylechoi7309
@kylechoi7309 3 года назад
I died at, "I don't know this eggplant!" It sounded so much like if he was a parent saying, "I don't know this child!"
@catgame9177
@catgame9177 2 года назад
i honestly believe him, he sounded so genuine
@otakyun3931
@otakyun3931 3 года назад
lmao "you shot her mustache off!" has the same energy as "you punched the highlights out of her hair!"
@starry_ser
@starry_ser 3 года назад
Is that a Scott Pilgrim Vs The World reference there-
@hayde9911
@hayde9911 3 года назад
@@starry_ser it was😭
@starry_ser
@starry_ser 3 года назад
@@hayde9911 yesssssss
@rilken2326
@rilken2326 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment
@rob6082
@rob6082 3 года назад
You sir, have won my like
@sunnymadness
@sunnymadness 3 года назад
Imagine toast dropping off his kid in a daycare and coming back picking up some other kid. Toast: *"meh. It's the same thing"*
@lilbabyman5017
@lilbabyman5017 3 года назад
Hilarious
@thyrical
@thyrical 3 года назад
Imagine toast dropping off his kid at daycare and coming back and they give him his kid and he says "I don't know this kid..."
@sunnymadness
@sunnymadness 3 года назад
@@thyrical HAHAHAHAHAHA i see it
@Dabiggestmobster
@Dabiggestmobster 3 года назад
I don't know these children brov
@chenfeiyus
@chenfeiyus 3 года назад
this reminded me of Rick Sanchez frm Rick and Morty 😭😹
@chobbis3
@chobbis3 3 года назад
Toast: "There's a significant circular area." Michael: "Once more, *LOOK FOR THE EGG THAT I LICKED"*
@Dabiggestmobster
@Dabiggestmobster 3 года назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@blibleblabloblu1166
@blibleblabloblu1166 3 года назад
And then lily won ;D
@sirisgood770
@sirisgood770 3 года назад
Yuh Lily knows really well what michael licks looks like (◠‿◕)
@Unknown-ms6fi
@Unknown-ms6fi 3 года назад
@@sirisgood770 NO JUST...NO
@wyldfyre3682
@wyldfyre3682 3 года назад
@@sirisgood770 and now watch out tonight because shrek will come and snap your back
@igorek-ex3nq
@igorek-ex3nq 3 года назад
When Lily said she was dating Micheal for the bed, I thought she was joking
@FolklorianR
@FolklorianR 3 года назад
@igorej0559 wait so are they dating or no?
@igorek-ex3nq
@igorek-ex3nq 3 года назад
@@FolklorianR they're still dating
@danielalt7054
@danielalt7054 2 года назад
To be fair, having a mattress on the floor isn’t that comfortable
@igorek-ex3nq
@igorek-ex3nq 2 года назад
@@danielalt7054I think sleeping on the floor can be better than a bed
@danielalt7054
@danielalt7054 2 года назад
@@igorek-ex3nq you definitely cant roll out of bed thats for sure
@Zaib4365
@Zaib4365 3 года назад
I love how they used the "gun" that Michael made, to me they are really creative about how they use the stuff they have and it is amazing
@ItsJustValHere
@ItsJustValHere 2 года назад
Yes! It makes me excited to see what other of his inventions would they use
@yakobman
@yakobman 4 месяца назад
Finally I find someone else who is talking about this
@fractal8346
@fractal8346 3 года назад
Can we just talk about how good of an idea hiring Brodin was? Like he’s a literal god every video
@nabs5239
@nabs5239 3 года назад
exactlyyy
@mtfkerrrrrr4994
@mtfkerrrrrr4994 3 года назад
nope, this video is the beginning of the worst. he running out of content and start poor editing. fake emotion got in this vid . :P
@maydorablee
@maydorablee 3 года назад
@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 homie what?
@unavela
@unavela 3 года назад
@@mtfkerrrrrr4994 what makes you think that?
@gopertii6090
@gopertii6090 3 года назад
They can’t fire Brodin since they are afraid of him
@caiocesar1504
@caiocesar1504 3 года назад
"Don't eat your children" Lilly: "I'm going to eat this" Everyone: "The letter said SPECIFICALLY to NOT eat it Lilly: "Imma do it anyway"
@emmanjose6373
@emmanjose6373 3 года назад
@Conner Stewart nU
@patorrisse5722
@patorrisse5722 3 года назад
From my tummy back into my tummy
@insanityplea5502
@insanityplea5502 3 года назад
Maybe thats why she has a dog instead? >_>
@patorrisse5722
@patorrisse5722 3 года назад
@@insanityplea5502please do not do the cat, it is forbitten to dog
@jayemjayemwtf
@jayemjayemwtf 3 года назад
Lily*
@Verylengthyapple
@Verylengthyapple 3 года назад
John doesn’t even look like John, he’s the true spy
@xox0143
@xox0143 3 года назад
All things considered, John a pretty accurate shooter lmao
@BigMac0369
@BigMac0369 2 года назад
He's cracked at Valorant. I imagine he's the best
@msepiphqny
@msepiphqny 3 года назад
Toast: describing his eggs in detail Michael: *LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT I LICKED*
@rosemaryamaral-morgado3044
@rosemaryamaral-morgado3044 3 года назад
LMAO
@estrelladml5882
@estrelladml5882 3 года назад
LOL
@dowein6087
@dowein6087 3 года назад
Timestamp?
@msepiphqny
@msepiphqny 3 года назад
@@dowein6087 17:18 :)
@domenicavukic5337
@domenicavukic5337 3 года назад
it’s the way that it worked for me
@maggienhan8725
@maggienhan8725 3 года назад
Toast: “I’ve never met these eggplants in my life.”
@Miiias
@Miiias 3 года назад
Seems like what a certain Hungarian politician would say oo
@benjaminshields9421
@benjaminshields9421 3 года назад
@@Miiias or an American one
@louie9355
@louie9355 3 года назад
me when i see my gf in corn hub
@loafity4244
@loafity4244 3 года назад
@@louie9355 Wait hol’ up..
@chungoeternal6848
@chungoeternal6848 3 года назад
I've never seen mine.
@nexttolegendary
@nexttolegendary 3 года назад
I wish I could be Michael, a fit dude with an amazing brain living in a house with wonderful supportive friends who all get to live out their dreams together.
@umiliii
@umiliii 3 года назад
made it to 69 likes :D
@flametoooth
@flametoooth 3 года назад
Made it 70
@galaxyslasher5485
@galaxyslasher5485 3 года назад
@@flametoooth made it 80
@keiko7740
@keiko7740 3 года назад
@@galaxyslasher5485 let’s make it 169 again lol
@galaxyslasher5485
@galaxyslasher5485 3 года назад
@@keiko7740 I'll like it with some of my alt accounts lol
@unwieldygaming5551
@unwieldygaming5551 3 года назад
Michael looking at the gun: “I built that” *in a western accent*
@ysccl
@ysccl 2 года назад
everyone gangsta until michael turns robodog into a sentry
@hooodini3322
@hooodini3322 2 года назад
use more gun
@Fikayoz
@Fikayoz 3 года назад
I like how less than 3 minutes in, Lily is already cannibalizing her "children"
@John-kr4ev
@John-kr4ev 3 года назад
adapt, survive, overcome
@NOVA-mr6ly
@NOVA-mr6ly 3 года назад
I thought it was Improvise, adapt, overcome
@Rookiee-
@Rookiee- 3 года назад
@@NOVA-mr6ly nah it's definitely stop, drop and roll
@scottygroundhog
@scottygroundhog 3 года назад
Sometimes when resources are scarce a mother lily will eat her babies to better increase her chances of survival
@justmeh6390
@justmeh6390 3 года назад
@@John-kr4ev adopt, survive, overcome
@kaevhi3797
@kaevhi3797 3 года назад
Daycare Worker: So which child is yours? Michael: I’m still deciding...
@generalcodsworth4417
@generalcodsworth4417 3 года назад
"Mine doesn't have the shiny f*reskin"
@adamwaters3523
@adamwaters3523 3 года назад
@@generalcodsworth4417 im fucking dying LMAOOOO
@justsomeguy2726
@justsomeguy2726 3 года назад
"hold on I licked it, let me find the one that's wet."
@abcnews388
@abcnews388 3 года назад
Simp
@tomsawyer6540
@tomsawyer6540 3 года назад
They finally understood Michael is their future and put him being a goblin in the middle of the merch-foto.
@AnupapayaPoopy
@AnupapayaPoopy 3 года назад
"Ours is like similar in size, right?" *John nodding in the background* 14:10
@eni867
@eni867 3 года назад
12:54 I knew Toast was funny but I did not know toast was THIS funny. I’m actually crying
@ryandeanboy
@ryandeanboy 3 года назад
Toast seems like the kind of guy everyone would like to have around because he's inappropriately funny, but doesn't go way too far
@adhy2593
@adhy2593 3 года назад
yeah but if all the boys were there as well
@khlua4590
@khlua4590 3 года назад
@@apolloupdates1412 except that touching is off limit
@thepigeonman_
@thepigeonman_ 3 года назад
@@apolloupdates1412 rather not talk about fed anymore
@user-vi3pi9rf7w
@user-vi3pi9rf7w 3 года назад
@@apolloupdates1412 you are definitely "the not funny" one
@apolloupdates1412
@apolloupdates1412 3 года назад
@@thepigeonman_ oh yeah I'm sorry 😅 I didn't think of it twice my bad
@happyboi942
@happyboi942 3 года назад
"The letter says not to eat the children" *Lily proceeds to eat them anyways*
@HXGphantom
@HXGphantom 3 года назад
The tf2 heavy eating noise tho
@idemanddonuts
@idemanddonuts 3 года назад
Canabilism is good apparently
@baconkoalas7956
@baconkoalas7956 3 года назад
This sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read
@parkhae-il9211
@parkhae-il9211 3 года назад
poor pomegranate
@TuFrutaMadre888
@TuFrutaMadre888 3 года назад
That’s some Attack on Titan shit right there
@mincihildr8605
@mincihildr8605 3 года назад
is everyone just gonna ignore the fact that toast slept without pillows? 😂😭😂😭
@johannesgallein308
@johannesgallein308 3 года назад
or Yvonne slept with a cucumber
@cloudy7272
@cloudy7272 2 года назад
I sleep without pillows too....?
@genus_pinus4641
@genus_pinus4641 2 года назад
@@cloudy7272 Fr, I don't get how that's weird, sleeping with either a pillow and without, at the end of the night my neck still gets fucked up . . . . pillows are only there so your head doesn't hurt when you lie down, in my opinion
@Clickscap
@Clickscap 2 года назад
@@genus_pinus4641 Well factually they are for comfort, that's why people buy specific pillows
@absolutelynotLily
@absolutelynotLily 3 года назад
It’s so cute when John smiled as he shoots everyone lmao
@richardvo1205
@richardvo1205 3 года назад
So we’re going to ignore the fact that Toast doesn’t sleep with pillows
@javierlimon7483
@javierlimon7483 3 года назад
what about mykeal and lilly sleeping together
@donovanwilson840
@donovanwilson840 3 года назад
@@javierlimon7483 they have been dating for a while
@iamnoah_
@iamnoah_ 3 года назад
That’s not normal?
@eamonnraine5188
@eamonnraine5188 3 года назад
I mean I sleep with socks on
@icecream_philosopher
@icecream_philosopher 3 года назад
Monk shit
@kirintantinon9466
@kirintantinon9466 3 года назад
Toast: So ours is similar in size right? John: Nods slowly in the background.....
@jammyberry4629
@jammyberry4629 3 года назад
14:07
@ampten
@ampten 3 года назад
i thought nobody caught that lol
@ybtragedy6883
@ybtragedy6883 3 года назад
John needs to be in OTV lol frfr
@Asian.Thomas
@Asian.Thomas 3 года назад
Homies at sleepover.
@ceruleanspid3r
@ceruleanspid3r 3 года назад
lmao
@hhuhududu
@hhuhududu 3 года назад
I love how John kept a straight face until the very end
@mysticmess7
@mysticmess7 3 года назад
11:32 lmao, you can clearly see the smile marking. it’s the green one.
@reharm_reality
@reharm_reality 3 года назад
I thought I was the only one who noticed
@intellectualgabe2633
@intellectualgabe2633 3 года назад
in the end brodin said it’s blue
@maqleficent5785
@maqleficent5785 3 года назад
It was the green one
@thelonelyegg3025
@thelonelyegg3025 3 года назад
@@intellectualgabe2633 brodin fucked up
@sleeplessnight4738
@sleeplessnight4738 2 года назад
I also so it so I was confused when Brodin said it's blue
@adelinekyra
@adelinekyra 3 года назад
props to the “enemy spy” for keeping a straight face the whole game.
@user-gs5uz2dy2k
@user-gs5uz2dy2k 3 года назад
Except 7:23
@minshookie427
@minshookie427 3 года назад
He be making me feel things 😳😳😳
@maydorablee
@maydorablee 3 года назад
@@minshookie427 he is masayoshi, a really good twitch streamer. i would check him out! (he‘s not single though😂)
@minshookie427
@minshookie427 3 года назад
@@maydorablee aww but okay 😊
@Catamantaloedes_
@Catamantaloedes_ 3 года назад
Reality: okay, john.. take 352..
@hellothere9167
@hellothere9167 3 года назад
Toast: "Michael, explain how the root looks like" Michael: *States the whole Pythagoras theorem*
@Aztroverze
@Aztroverze 3 года назад
I like that I was reading it as it was happening
@nailmirror
@nailmirror 3 года назад
what do you think the pythagoras theorem is
@nailmirror
@nailmirror 3 года назад
​@Anthony Leyte the formula is just a² + b² = c² "stating the whole pythagorean theorem" just isn't very difficult to do. i'm sorry i just don't think the joke works well.
@HoldTheseFarts
@HoldTheseFarts 3 года назад
@@nailmirror I agree lol
@Astonthepunk
@Astonthepunk 3 года назад
It’s literally a^2+b^2=c^2
@fayaz5631
@fayaz5631 3 года назад
"Those go baad Brodin" 'cracked' me up.
@yesimeden6528
@yesimeden6528 3 года назад
I feel like toast wasn’t even trying. I think if he was he would’ve got everything spot on
@mr.dinosuar7333
@mr.dinosuar7333 3 года назад
"dont eat your children" lily: first thing she does is eat her child
@cloudboy64
@cloudboy64 3 года назад
hi mr bacon
@ploopy45
@ploopy45 3 года назад
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@eeev4832
@eeev4832 3 года назад
@@ploopy45 whatever dude lol
@mr.dinosuar7333
@mr.dinosuar7333 3 года назад
@@cloudboy64 hi cloud
@alxxsv
@alxxsv 3 года назад
@@ploopy45 I’m pretty sure Poki is the most popular when it comes to subs. If you were the OTV manager, you’d bring the company down
@emikawaneru666
@emikawaneru666 3 года назад
I just fricking love Toast. His humour and intelligence combined makes him godlike human being.
@trvke
@trvke 3 года назад
Michael???
@mr.depression9140
@mr.depression9140 3 года назад
no. you mean michael
@faithfae26
@faithfae26 3 года назад
Toast and Michael best duo 😊❤️
@mr.depression9140
@mr.depression9140 3 года назад
@@faithfae26 you mean michael and Michael?
@ophiana5865
@ophiana5865 3 года назад
@@mr.depression9140 toast is really smart tho
@treverclark4260
@treverclark4260 2 года назад
7:23 Love when John shoots lily and is genuinely shocked at how powerful the gun is
@minakooo3673
@minakooo3673 3 года назад
Agent J: *Points blaster to toast Toast: *Full defensive mickey mouse mode
@tomsawyer6540
@tomsawyer6540 3 года назад
John be like: he's just standing there... menacingly
@rednave4489
@rednave4489 3 года назад
Oh my god He has a Gun! A fking GUN!
@emmanjose6373
@emmanjose6373 3 года назад
A woT
@criminals112
@criminals112 3 года назад
he looked like Pyro while standing there
@svantewiktorsson
@svantewiktorsson 3 года назад
Unrealistic, we all know Michael doesn’t sleep at night.
@xygdra
@xygdra 3 года назад
*only when he was single [put on sunglasses]
@mobslanderisnevertolerated633
@mobslanderisnevertolerated633 3 года назад
@@xygdra 🤏🏻🕶🙂 🤏🏻😎
@nelsonvinsha8700
@nelsonvinsha8700 3 года назад
he got lillaby
@lostnotfound7505
@lostnotfound7505 3 года назад
To be fair he probs didn't sleep last night if u know what I mean. 😏
@coz_mic2616
@coz_mic2616 3 года назад
@@mobslanderisnevertolerated633 you uhh... Are holding the sunglasses with the uh... Back of your hand..?
@adamadam-iw1ju
@adamadam-iw1ju 2 года назад
4:08 michael looks like "thats mine, thats my co2 gun, how could they..."
@XXnz00
@XXnz00 3 года назад
lily: now we can setup a punishment for scarra scarra: what
@prashil3k594
@prashil3k594 3 года назад
*Famous last words:* "I TRUST TOAST" _-Lilypichu (2020)_
@valkyrae6830
@valkyrae6830 3 года назад
Then toast be like: idk these eggplants
@onyxium1
@onyxium1 3 года назад
That's also the famous last words of someone getting marinated by toast in among us
@r_ez4608
@r_ez4608 3 года назад
14:06 Toast: Our is like similar in size, right? John: *nods in approval*
@user-vi3pi9rf7w
@user-vi3pi9rf7w 3 года назад
That was subtle
@dragonslayer-ld2gi
@dragonslayer-ld2gi 3 года назад
He knows
@brianloera5273
@brianloera5273 3 года назад
oh crap
@Ismail-ts3gx
@Ismail-ts3gx 3 года назад
@Real Guy no i dont think so
@yukii6906
@yukii6906 3 года назад
@Real Guy thats brodin
@ambrosio5024
@ambrosio5024 3 года назад
Lily's famous last words: "I trust Toast"
@david24_
@david24_ 3 года назад
12:53 I laughed at this face for 10 minutes.
@sapphlacson8016
@sapphlacson8016 3 года назад
Brodin appreciation comment: WHERE THE HELL DOES HE COME UP WITH THESE. I love how creative Brodin is so much
@mak3309
@mak3309 3 года назад
ikr i’m just here admiring and appreciating this psycho
@knockoff800
@knockoff800 3 года назад
He normally gets his ideas by taking inspiration from other people
@big4headedGangster
@big4headedGangster 3 года назад
I agree, Brodin is creative. But you're commenting on this video, about memorizing. Not the best example. Radio DJ video was awesome.
@kingqercl9576
@kingqercl9576 3 года назад
Brodin's impact on the quality of the videos is extremely evident, he seriously knows what he's doing and I'm glad he's become a bigger part recently.
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 3 года назад
Yes but on the other hand some of them are basically just fan service for the weird ass kinks
@kelvinespinal1775
@kelvinespinal1775 3 года назад
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 tru
@brunocesarm.m9632
@brunocesarm.m9632 3 года назад
Brodin, Michael and Toast are carrying this so hard
@Instinct0425
@Instinct0425 3 года назад
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 which ones? I’m not opposing your statement I just want you to explain.
@CyPunkJ
@CyPunkJ 3 года назад
@@Instinct0425 @Potato Aim I think its when they did Fear Pong(do some fanfiction consequences) and made Sykunno wear a nurse outfit
@myrtleairsoft8337
@myrtleairsoft8337 3 года назад
Just realized that that’s the gun mykull made on his stream
@elvislamar5950
@elvislamar5950 3 года назад
Toast : " Yo, we're Dude Perfect "
@iblivs21
@iblivs21 3 года назад
"the letter says dont eat the food" "Ohhh" **next clip:shows lily cutting her pomegranate**
@Eg-yf3lu
@Eg-yf3lu 3 года назад
Red Sus
@Getactivewithcat
@Getactivewithcat 3 года назад
It's weird seeing Micheal in a classic white tank top. He almost looks like he isn't 12.
@gizmo8453
@gizmo8453 3 года назад
Wife beater is what we would call them in hs lol
@ceceelizabeth527
@ceceelizabeth527 3 года назад
"I trust Toast" that was your first mistake.
@libraexuvia7065
@libraexuvia7065 3 года назад
Lily : "don't worry guys everyone will win" Yeah everyone did exept you. lol.
@M4hir
@M4hir 3 года назад
Hate her?
@Pixxelll
@Pixxelll 3 года назад
@@M4hir uhh... it was a joke? No one said anyone hated her
@antonhaynie4769
@antonhaynie4769 3 года назад
So no ones gonna talk about how that the gun michael made on stream
@keyboardwarrior8905
@keyboardwarrior8905 3 года назад
@@M4hir ye
@user-nt5zc7om2m
@user-nt5zc7om2m 3 года назад
@@antonhaynie4769 some of us prolly don’t have twitch
@gaijinpain
@gaijinpain 3 года назад
“Hi john” John: *Stands Menacingly*
@ploopy45
@ploopy45 3 года назад
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@SteamyLinguini
@SteamyLinguini 3 года назад
@@ploopy45 Dude, get over yourself
@alxxsv
@alxxsv 3 года назад
@@ploopy45 dude, stop replying to every comment with this
@michyx2732
@michyx2732 3 года назад
lol john is funny
@Emily-ys2do
@Emily-ys2do 3 года назад
@@ploopy45 How triggered are u bro calm down
@johnpaulotumala507
@johnpaulotumala507 2 года назад
John is now with Offline Tv!!
@witherwolf3316
@witherwolf3316 2 года назад
Well, Lily is bound to the underworld for six months a year now.
@kenshin9619
@kenshin9619 3 года назад
No one going to talk about how the gun was made by Michael
@todd3143
@todd3143 3 года назад
wow i just did
@pat8060
@pat8060 3 года назад
@@todd3143 where when
@moonsouls66
@moonsouls66 3 года назад
@@pat8060 On one of his streams, in the garage
@alexanderrolfe7620
@alexanderrolfe7620 3 года назад
Lol, does anyone know the solenoid valve used in the gun?
@crthejediknightninja
@crthejediknightninja 3 года назад
I JUST FUCKING NOTICED THAT MICHAEL'S CREATION IS GETTING USED AGAINST HIM, THAT'S ILLEGAL!
@Zlapped
@Zlapped 3 года назад
My name is Bond, John Bond. 007
@curiousmusician6313
@curiousmusician6313 3 года назад
You're the least person I would expect to see here lol
@Zlapped
@Zlapped 3 года назад
@@curiousmusician6313 How so? 😂
@curiousmusician6313
@curiousmusician6313 3 года назад
@@Zlapped I just didn't expect you to watch offlinetv XD anyways I haven't check out your channel in a while I hope you play dota again soon
@Zlapped
@Zlapped 3 года назад
@@curiousmusician6313 Since I quit streaming/youtube I have been quite MIA as a whole. But got into OTV when Among Us came out. I watch all of Toasts clips, some of Sykkunos.
@curiousmusician6313
@curiousmusician6313 3 года назад
@@Zlapped that's sad I really enjoyed watching you play. 2020 sure sucks huh.
@wahidahFW
@wahidahFW 3 года назад
I love how john just wait for everybody forgets about the gun. micheal's reaction is priceless.
@burgundygirl04
@burgundygirl04 3 года назад
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Michael's intelligence when he described the long brown vegetable to Toast
@estrelladml5882
@estrelladml5882 3 года назад
The looong brown vegetable ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lmao im sorry
@UtaUtanoM1
@UtaUtanoM1 3 года назад
@@estrelladml5882 BBC Big Brown Co--
@starry_ser
@starry_ser 3 года назад
@@UtaUtanoM1 cOrn
@Koufomania06
@Koufomania06 3 года назад
Lily: He'll feel bad if I get shot so he'll try even harder. Michael: *You know you can load two shots in at once?*
@asherridge9561
@asherridge9561 3 года назад
“Most things are phallic if you’re chode-y enough” -Michael Reeves
@DaBestNub
@DaBestNub 3 года назад
First reply
@tzaryczny
@tzaryczny 3 года назад
Just a normal person cringe
@DaBestNub
@DaBestNub 3 года назад
@@tzaryczny the reason I replied is the same reason why youtube dislike bots exist
@thesaladolla
@thesaladolla 3 года назад
Just a normal person and just like bots, nobody cares for you
@DaBestNub
@DaBestNub 3 года назад
@@thesaladolla I’m saying the bot’s actions, not the actual bot themselves 🤦
@jennafleming372
@jennafleming372 3 года назад
0:52 why does toast literally have no pillows😭
@ItzFeita
@ItzFeita 3 года назад
10:00 I love how Michael chose his onion as the final answer
@nighvt
@nighvt 3 года назад
Micheal woke up looking like Vin Diesel, jacked as hell.
@joshmacy7355
@joshmacy7355 3 года назад
i was just thinking that
@I_the_Taco
@I_the_Taco 3 года назад
I was gonna do 100 likes
@Jomama_01
@Jomama_01 3 года назад
but hes sleeping with lily... nobody gon talk about it?
@Posirep
@Posirep 3 года назад
@@Jomama_01 why would anyone care? They're dating. They sleep together. Quite normal.
@seiprah1246
@seiprah1246 3 года назад
@@Jomama_01 you’re lost bro
@Idunno1707
@Idunno1707 3 года назад
Yvonne and Michael: *Argue* Me: hey look gremlin fight.
@fennemfeff513
@fennemfeff513 3 года назад
I just need to mention i love yout pfp
@amayariddle
@amayariddle 3 года назад
i see homestucks everywhere this is the 10th one today oh god
@razorsharp1371
@razorsharp1371 3 года назад
@@amayariddle 11
@Emi-sq1wb
@Emi-sq1wb Год назад
little does john know a year later he joins otv
@NUGGet-3562
@NUGGet-3562 2 года назад
Coming back a year later and realizing the gun John uses is the one Michael made
@WoXtreme
@WoXtreme 3 года назад
Unironically I'm happy to see Yvonne involved in more content. She's actually so funny in tandem with the rest of y'all. I hope she's more involved in front of the camera in more videos :D
@jordyv.703
@jordyv.703 3 года назад
If only a certain person didn't want her fired. She might be gone at some point.
@ChamzGames
@ChamzGames 3 года назад
@@jordyv.703 I think she's very camera shy, but she seems to be coming out of her she'll so it's really good.
@jordyv.703
@jordyv.703 3 года назад
@@ChamzGames I'm talking about the Fed situation. He exposed poki
@ChamzGames
@ChamzGames 3 года назад
@@jordyv.703 Oops I replied to the wrong person
@jordyv.703
@jordyv.703 3 года назад
@@ChamzGames No worries. I agree with you though. I'm glad she's getting more excited on camera (hopefully irl too)
@henrys147
@henrys147 3 года назад
“Do not eat your children” Lily: “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”
@KeinDeutsch_
@KeinDeutsch_ 3 года назад
Great Juicy reference
@LGShiro_FPS
@LGShiro_FPS 3 года назад
Is that juicy reference
@marcushowell5898
@marcushowell5898 3 года назад
I want to like it but it has 609 likes
@emmanjose6373
@emmanjose6373 3 года назад
Whats a juicy
@samidtaek_
@samidtaek_ 2 года назад
I like how both John and Brodin actually forgot the answer during Lily's part
@kenlol5230
@kenlol5230 3 года назад
3:39 you can see that Lily got scared because of Toasty boy
@kaine438
@kaine438 3 года назад
scarra: a normal father that remember his child yvonne: a mother that leave her child to the father toast: a father that remember all the detail about the other child and not his michael: a father that read out every scientific and mathematical formula just to describe his son lily:*cuts in half*
@bradylewis494
@bradylewis494 3 года назад
Well by cutting in half you make two children
@voltes5157
@voltes5157 3 года назад
@@bradylewis494 two ½
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639
@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 3 года назад
So toast is an Asian parent
@tahmkenchusta5852
@tahmkenchusta5852 3 года назад
and there is no poki... Nice
@Snatch2
@Snatch2 10 месяцев назад
@@childhoodtoysmodifier5639 i was literally just thinking that lmao
@g4l4x83
@g4l4x83 3 года назад
“Do not eat your children” Michael: oops
@izzytwizzy6255
@izzytwizzy6255 3 года назад
except it was Lily
@marsfromafar1176
@marsfromafar1176 3 года назад
Lily: IDGaF
@HanMestov
@HanMestov 3 года назад
Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?
@ploopy45
@ploopy45 3 года назад
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@michaelovalle
@michaelovalle 3 года назад
@@HanMestov I guess not
@gotoanimaticracknowthatsmy9904
@gotoanimaticracknowthatsmy9904 2 года назад
1:00 Michael: Is fully awake and aware Lily: Struggling to comprehend
@plooper6364
@plooper6364 Год назад
5:20 "hey we're supposed to be encouraging her. Yvonne that's not gonna help."
@Shanemic
@Shanemic 3 года назад
Toast and Michael’s friendship is so underrated!!!
@scarlett798
@scarlett798 3 года назад
Finally someone who has the same opinion as me
@emeraldbuilder8830
@emeraldbuilder8830 3 года назад
Yessss
@KakashHatak3
@KakashHatak3 3 года назад
Right!!!
@kayaa5359
@kayaa5359 3 года назад
The little heart they did during the Christmas merch part was so cute ^.^
@commodorebuttfreckle6610
@commodorebuttfreckle6610 3 года назад
If they did the fusion dance do you think it would add their wiener sizes together or just average itself out?
@mattmison8559
@mattmison8559 3 года назад
Are we not gonna talk about how scary and good looking John/Masayoshi in that out fit?
@umiliii
@umiliii 3 года назад
i bet jodi laughed at the way he looked, he never wears a suit and he cannot keep a straight face
@parkhae-il9211
@parkhae-il9211 3 года назад
he looks effin cool to me
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 3 года назад
There are multiple ways to look good while holding a gun. The Call of Duty Method: Gear up in full tactical outfit and a balaclava with sunglasses, and exude deadly confidence. The Destiny Method: Dying to a person with bad gear and a bad look is one thing, but dying to someone with drip is another. Grab your best-looking gear and paint it, so when you stomp your enemies into the ground, not only are they dead, but they'll have died to someone wearing what looks like cosplay. The Hitman Method: Killing is one thing. Elegant killing is another. And a suit and tie will ensure that, if you are remembered, the witnesses know you are a professional.
@user-pr1zf9md9r
@user-pr1zf9md9r 3 года назад
“i don’t know this eggplant” 😂😂
@truepotatoking7486
@truepotatoking7486 3 года назад
When did this become “Let’s hope we don’t die during recording” instead of “Let’s just have fun today?”
@thiagofaria6465
@thiagofaria6465 3 года назад
when Brodin took charge of the videos...
@zmadisonz
@zmadisonz 3 года назад
You can thank Brodin for it-
@TitomaticoVlogsOficial
@TitomaticoVlogsOficial 3 года назад
Since Brodin started to take charge of the videos ideas and also since Mykull appeared in the house
@axelramirez7337
@axelramirez7337 3 года назад
Idk but me likey
@truepotatoking7486
@truepotatoking7486 3 года назад
@@TitomaticoVlogsOficial Exactly what I was thinking.
@bobthebobman7457
@bobthebobman7457 3 года назад
“I’ve eaten my pomegranate” *”you weren’t supposed to do that”* Wow this is so relatable
@Zarkov69
@Zarkov69 3 года назад
YES
@plooper6364
@plooper6364 Год назад
8:00 "they're eggs brodin! Ok I was fifty-fifty between the two"
@imerisnoteris
@imerisnoteris 3 года назад
micheal went from giving a very detailed description of the roots to "LOOK FOR THE FUCKING EGG THAT I LICKED."
@roninphan3161
@roninphan3161 3 года назад
Can I just say, ever since Brodin showed up the quality in videos had DRASTICALLY increased, so thank you Brodin
@captainmillerrn7906
@captainmillerrn7906 3 года назад
He is the definition of "vibe."
@sopihagrace7964
@sopihagrace7964 3 года назад
"Yo I don't know this eggplant" -Disguised Toast, 2020
@sixandseven8961
@sixandseven8961 3 года назад
Seriously this made me laugh. Freaking toast!
@multixgamingyt6780
@multixgamingyt6780 2 года назад
I love how in the intro Brodin is so serious and Michael is just being Michael
@macstriker7233
@macstriker7233 3 года назад
I'm so curious what Michael said at the end that got censored lmao
@aaryaa1502
@aaryaa1502 3 года назад
He probably said "eff you''
@hammarkids542
@hammarkids542 3 года назад
@@aaryaa1502 it was most definitely a slur of some sort lmao. they don't care about the fuck word, most channels don't care about the most used words that aren't aimed towards a certain race, gender, sexuality, etc.
@walrus8444
@walrus8444 3 года назад
It could have also been some kind of threat or something
@ethantaylor4094
@ethantaylor4094 3 года назад
My guess is that he said 'kill yourself'
@Yesnoyesnoabcdefghijklmnopqrst
@Yesnoyesnoabcdefghijklmnopqrst 3 года назад
@@ethantaylor4094 bruh, that's such a dumb word to censor..
@edwardxie3432
@edwardxie3432 3 года назад
Most of the crew: gets out of bed Scarra: *walks out of bathroom*
@lor531
@lor531 3 года назад
@David Sianghio fucking brilliant
@CMObrero
@CMObrero 3 года назад
well, dad wakes up before everyone else, including camera man brodin
@TheOeveShow
@TheOeveShow 3 года назад
I'm convinced he sleeps naked and so brodin had to make him put clothes on
@shnorie5437
@shnorie5437 3 года назад
He had a long night of being angry drunk scarra and went to sleep after beating toast and wiping up the blood with his pillows
@ploopy45
@ploopy45 3 года назад
Pokimane should be kicked from OfflineTV
@bruhify
@bruhify 3 года назад
that christmas part in the beginning was very wholesome
@poljey9029
@poljey9029 3 года назад
Idk who you are but you verified so that means you gonna get those likes
@Stwobbs
@Stwobbs 3 года назад
U WATCH ALL OF THE SAME CHANNELS AS ME AND U ALWAYS GET TOP COMMENT GOOD JOB!!!!!
@bingbong6910
@bingbong6910 3 года назад
looks like im early
@halo9678
@halo9678 3 года назад
@@poljey9029 bruh
@heilamwether8911
@heilamwether8911 3 года назад
Ye, besides the flipping off part
@lupodash1091
@lupodash1091 6 месяцев назад
7:23 the way John looks in horror after realise the extensive power of Michael’s gun is pure insanity
@tariqshort4025
@tariqshort4025 2 года назад
Lilly and Michal waking up together warms my heart. (:
@brownboy_xjed5070
@brownboy_xjed5070 3 года назад
Michael sleeping with that shirt is the most Filipino thing I’ve ever seen him do
@R.Shuji2
@R.Shuji2 3 года назад
Tank top
@R.Shuji2
@R.Shuji2 3 года назад
Or in tagalog, sando
@kaelsith
@kaelsith 3 года назад
*Michael does literally anything* Filipinos: yup, yup that's filipino Michael: I don't even know tagalog
@nouseforaname182
@nouseforaname182 3 года назад
@@gianski3306 I might be Filipino.
@gianski3306
@gianski3306 3 года назад
@@poo7166 it’s less an only Filipino thing and more we don’t have separate clothes for sleep
@arainmiao3781
@arainmiao3781 3 года назад
Another Brodin appreciation comment. He's been a really great help in the improvement of OTV group contents. Keep up the great work my dude! Also, he's really really tall.
@Yuki-mw2ob
@Yuki-mw2ob 3 года назад
Really really tall
@barbara....
@barbara.... 3 года назад
either that or everyone is just really short
@imlost1703
@imlost1703 3 года назад
@@barbara.... OTV's average height is like 5"3' lmao
@meowzere2762
@meowzere2762 3 года назад
i agree!! he made the videos a lot more fun
@raniertartarus1636
@raniertartarus1636 3 года назад
13:00 the moment when the big brains began to formulate their deduction
@proparkour1603
@proparkour1603 3 года назад
14:09 Toast: ,, Our is similar in size, right? " John, in the background, approves.
@sushikai7566
@sushikai7566 3 года назад
Oh my god, Toast’s “I do not know these eggplants” had me ded
@PandaMinnium
@PandaMinnium 3 года назад
meanwhile Yvonne has like 6 pillows
@gk0538
@gk0538 3 года назад
14:08 Michael and toast talking about size and John's just nodding in the background ahahahahahahah
@Zhajn
@Zhajn 3 года назад
ahh good catch, I missed that before seeing this
Далее
OFFLINETV PLAYS DARTS ON $100,000 ROBOT DOG
16:54
Просмотров 5 млн
OFFLINETV EGG TRUST BUILDING EXERCISE ft. Sykkuno
14:33
OFFLINETV PAINTS DISGUISED TOAST
18:53
Просмотров 4 млн
OFFLINETV GUESS THE ASIAN PERSON
34:52
Просмотров 3,9 млн
OFFLINETV COMFY CARTEL PLAYS MAFIA
21:39
Просмотров 3,7 млн
💘 valentine's day 💘
14:27
Просмотров 1 млн
Shayne being “the backbone of Smosh”
44:26
Просмотров 58 тыс.
AI Voices Gone Horribly Wrong 2
15:19
Просмотров 183 тыс.
OFFLINETV YOU LAUGH YOU DIE
15:35
Просмотров 2 млн
OFFLINETV TWO TRUTHS ONE LIE 2
24:45
Просмотров 3,7 млн
КАК ГЛОТАЮТ ШПАГУ?😳
0:33
Просмотров 1,7 млн
ВИРУСНЫЕ ВИДЕО / Мусорка 😂
0:34