Ohhh Boy ! Throttle Stuck at the Boat Ramp ! (Chit Show) 

Alfred I think I found my new favorite video of yours.. Vaugh what you lookin at??? ALFRED WATCH OUT FOR THE CROC ON THE ROCKS!!! Dude, why you tell me??? I'M STRESSIN NOW!!!

You need to do ride a long a with tow boat US. That’d be some good footage.

Definitely one of the coolest Florida channels around you got a great personality keep it up bro much enjoyment

It never ceases to amaze me how these types are so knowledgeable they know what's going to happen before it happens.

Watching from the mountains in Southwest Virginia. Great show Alfred!!!!!

Hey don’t change who you are for nobody. Chit Show is raw, like you. that’s why we love it😜🤪😝

@9:26 if I was that Banshee I would get the hell outta there ! Dude already has problems, all it'd take is for him playing with the throttle and it goes in FWD or Rev and anyone near him gonna have a bad day ! From up here in freshwater northeast PA...Love the channel Alfred !

Lol Alfred your not a little out there your the max man that's why we love you

Sus palabras is what keeps your show top notch! Great job!

9:01, Mosquito control☠ LOL! Long ago and far away they would spray oil on the swamps to kill the mosquito's.......... As always a great video, Thanks Alfred! "May you be a half hour in Heaven before the Devil knows your dead" That's Irish for God Bless 🙏

Wait for it...Wait for it... Dude u are funny as hell. STuck here in Jersey and love your vids!!!

I used to pull traps offa both sides of Johns Pass in Pinellas Co. Florida......reload the bait and after we got done you gotta take the claws and boil them at the fish market and they had huge pots to use bcuz they have to be cooked before they would buy them from us......big fun and plenty of Tripletail hanging on the ropes from the traps.....my friend had about 400 of em and your arms are screaming at the 250 mark......

Lol yeah, floating a UHaul truck would be epic!!

Saved this video. That stone crab man is on my phone now.

2:58 "he probably hit bottom", wife walks to the back of the boat and we ALL had the same nasty thought...

Your awesomeness is awesome!!!

Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... Waaaaait for it... thank God for Alfred and boat ramps in Southern Florida...

Wow bro just finished watching your Miami River uber tourist boat river tour was just totally enjoyable watching them boats and houses and the information on the show was even more enjoyable as well. Thanks for sharing your experience in Miami Florida.

Up in Massachusetts we call that the Tow of Shame at Warrs Marina in Wareham

New favourite boat channel, living in UK you don't see this kinda stuff, awesome footage, commentary even better bro!

Thank you for the captioned titles! I don't se habla Espanol too well. Love your vids!

I own a uhual truck. That's what I tow with. There great. I always chock any vehicle I launch with

Them boys put it in with a U-haul 🤣

Alfred you’re a cool guy. You’re not “out there”. You’re in there with the boats and the folks capturing the Chit Show we love so much! From Vancouver Island Canada 🇨🇦🇺🇸🐊

Guy must be Sea Foaming his outboard

I wish we had boat ramps like yours in the UK!

The way that boat is sitting so low in the water the only thing they going to bring back is sea weed 🤣 ALFRED.

I love this dude! Been watching for a few months now. I love how he says something in Spanish real slow then says welcome to the chit show we’re burning up engines over here 🤣😅

This is as close to owning a boat as I'll ever get..

Thanks for the show Alfred. 10 inch snow and 25 degrees in Boise 👍👍

Miguel te Busco and Alfred channel are hands down the best legit boating youtube channels here in So. Florida. Others have weird commentaries

Shout out to the pro crabber from Australia. He must have patience levels from the Gods to put up with that shit at his local ramp.

Looked to me like they were doing a Seafoam de-carb with all the smoke.

I subscribed a couple of weeks ago, I want to thank you for your time bringing all this awesomeness!

Thank you for sharing!

Damn that one boat is like a mosquito fogger lol

That guy has crabs!

Abel is the man! He's a mobile boat mechanic too!

Chit show 😂

Get yourself a polarising filter to kill the glare

Lol you were almost wishing that uhaul truck went under 😂😂

In the clip with the stuck throttle and banshee collision... The RV in the background looks like the one from Breaking Bad.. BREAKINGBADMIAMI

Always makes me laugh 😂

I love your videos. Very entertaining

KING....getting me through the winter months till I get back on the water...Thank you for your time

I'd like the stoned part bit I'll pass on the crabs...lol I love the chit show

Alfred went toSmith and Wal. 2-13 great food and view was outstanding. Thanks for the video and recommendation.

Gabriel’s boat looks like an accident waiting to happen Hahahaa

Need to leave boat ramp with boat and show everyone the sites and the sand bars

Binge watching the chit show 😂😂😂

Hialeah here brother just subscribed I came for the funny now I'm staying for the narration

SALUT ALFRED ! INVAT MULTE LUCRURI DE PE CANALUL TAU. MULTUMESC. 👍 🤗 🇷🇴

I love your videos.

That "Throttle stuck" was just someone giving their 2 stroke a blow out. 2 strokes will oil up their ports, plugs and exhaust if they're not running hard, especially if they are on a rich mixture. Giving them some hard work will make all that oil burn off.

I would make a killing down there doing glass repairs.

Love your show! Binge watching coz we have white out conditions here in Abilene Tx! So much for global warming! Thank you for your hard work. You can add another female to your list!

I'd definitely pay the waiver...

Does that crab fisherman know where i can find some bearded clams?

Black Point. My back yard lol. Make sure to hit up RodBenders for a beer and seafood chowder

Great 👍 I was waiting for the boat motor to blow up!!! It’s -4 below here in Indiana

3:00 Amazing how one guy that knows what he's doing can dock 2 boats at the same time with no drama. Great contrast to the usual "Qualified captain"!

Uhaul- hauling everything but furniture since 88'

I wonder if he will ship the Stone crab claws. They are my favorite. I’ll text him lol

I just saw banshee in key largo

I think that would be a first that I know of big usual truck getting towed from the water lol

A rental truck is normally not covered on your auto policy. The UHaul pickup and Small van could e covered. No box trucks are covered under a personal auto policy.

Thanks KING.. Hope your doing well.

Wow what a scene. the Banshee got poisoned. Oye los americanos aqui that I have gotten them hooked to our channel just tell me que los Cubanos de Miami estan locos LOL

The Phuckin CHIT SHOW!!! Coñooooo

soon he be stalking Fred the croc lol

What’s up with the Breaking Bad meth van towards the end?? Thats the real story here folks

Bro im the girl with the white Nissan Armada and you always cut me off, I guess bc i dont make a show jejeje. We were triying that boat to buy it and I would of loved to see how I put it in the ramp. But nice video just watching us coming in. I call my truck la Bestia jejej

Fred's capable of kissing your feet at any moment. Sheeeeesh

I didn't know how entertaining watching boats at a boat ramp could be until I came upon your channel this past week. I subscribed and I'm hooked. I'm watching old episoes where you're taking a blow up boat with 4hp motor around an island. Extremely entertaining the way rich people just hang out in their boats hanging in their dock. They don't really question if you're casing the homes, crazy or what. 😅. They're just like hey hi someone to talk to and you seem nice so I'll tell you anything and give you free stuff too 😂😂. My husband have put the dock on our list of must visit and have started our list of items to bring to watch the Chit show from the side lines. we'll be coming from Sarasota Florida right by Siesta Key so we're trying to figure out exactly where this is and if we'll need overnight reservations to make a weekend of it. ❤🎉

I cannot believe all the 2 strokes in Miami! 4 strokes have been out for what 20 years?

the throttle mechanism and the cable need to be lubed and tested before starting the engine

Is that the RV from Breaking Bad in the background near the end?

I used to tow people back to shore quite often until i was towing a family in 20 ft sport fishing boat and the father had his 12 year old son try to shorten the tow line while underway in rough seas. Kid could lost a hand or finger, I want no part of that.

I went back in time and ran into the episode you met Abel

I slso would use uhauls f150 to launch when my Ford was broke that before the charged by the mileage lol

I wanna see one of those U-Haulers go for a swim..

Stone crabs are the bomb🔥

He was probably "emptying" the carbs, its a good idea to do on on two strokes that arent used much, since the gasoline will evaporate out of the carbs but oil gunk will stay in there blocking the chanels and making it run poorly

That dude had gooey ducks. I didn't see any crabs.

Sipping Margaritas while sitting up on top of my houseboat across from the launch ramp, with a few good friends and watching people launch(or try to rather) their boats. Just doesnt get any better than that! Lol. We used to do that when I was a kid too at the lake. Now dont get me wrong I will be the first one to come help if they need it but I reserve the right to laugh my ass off at some of these jackasses! If your gonna take up boating then you should have to pass a minimum competency test...written AND driving test! Any fool with enough money to plunk down can put a boat in the water and become an IMMEDIATE THREAT to other peoples lives! Its ridiculous!

Old dude from Minnesota watching today, no offense intended, are you speaking Mexican Spanish, or Cuban Spanish? Is there a difference? I love watching your channel.

The banshee was in the thumbnail at least

Looks like an old Chrysler O/B stuck in WOT ? Toasted

Kentucky in the house

@6:20 extreme cooling - pero te tenia sofocao bro!

Vast majority of insurance carriers for personal auto policies with not cover a vehicle over 10k-12k (carries) in weight. Often a box truck of any kind will not be covered. Buy extra coverage.

the tow boat us is a tug boat for small boats and a tugboat is for builk carriers containers and oiltankers and cruisships size

Well the banshee was in the thumbnail at least lol

That’s not a stuck throttle, they were just reving it

When you've solo docked 50/60 footers it's kind of hilarious seeing some people struggle so much in a little bathtub.

Some good chit...

Man I wish I lived near their id get some stone crab dammmmm

5:00 - This is why I would NOT want to work at U-haul or Ryder in south Florida or Galveston/Port Arthur, TX! You never know if they'll come in and say they sank the truck...

Man, the Banchee did great compared to the guy ripping that throttle! Thanks Alfred 👍✌️