[OLD] Coronation Street - Caddicarus (50K SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL!) 

"The worst game [Caddy's] ever played" Ah, this is back when Caddy hadn't heard of Phoenix Games.

"This game can go bugger itself in the snatch" That's the most British thing I've ever heard Caddy say

Let's just take the time to remember that this game was released the same year as Portal 2, Skyrim, CoD: Modern Warfare 3, etc etc.

Caddy, I love accidentally stumbling upon your back catalogue. It's like discovering an artist's older songs after you discover them through their most recent album. You a good egg.

I don't care if Caddy hates his old stuff, I still love them to this day.

"FUCK THIS SILENCE" I want to host a party just so I can say that.

"The one thing that remained the same, though, is your _EMPTY, CORPSE-LIKE FACE._" That part never fails to make me laugh.

8040+ episodes, and people say Americans let their shows run too long.

"well without spoiling anything" if anyone on the face of this planet cares about the story of a game about a fucking hotpot recipe, i doubt they would be intelligent enough to be able to get to this video.

"This is the worst game I've ever played" It's strange to see Caddy in a time of such innocence...

Caddy, you used to be funny. I mean you're funny now. But you used to be too.

Hey hey guess what.. _There's Coronation street fanfiction too_

Watching every episode of Coronation Street as of this post without resting, stopping the stream to use the washroom or get something to eat would take 15 years and 219 days.

It isn't JUST how busy I am. It's how my imagination and creativity treats me - and I can tell you - anything less than 1 video every 2 weeks is the most creatively draining and brain straining thing I've ever tried to do. For the sake of quality over quantity, I'm afraid I'm sticking to my schedule! Many apologies :-)

The Grinch wouldnt be able to play this game because he unfortunately doesn't know how to find things

This game is an insult to British TV.

4:45 "Welcome, Screw You" That made my day.

It's nice to know somebody else shared my pain playing this.

"This game can go bugger itself in the snatch." Best thing I ever heard.

Best line in ANY Caddy video: "Making extra precaution not to give a single fuck before I made it."

loving the nightmare creature sound effects

This is...something that exists. And is sold. And played. And gets reviews that I watch at 3am on Boxing Day for entertainment. Something is very, very wrong.

Coronation Street by Telltale Games.

Sly Cooper stole the hot pot recipe. Case closed. Now go outside.

I don't understand Why doesn't Caddicarus have 1,000,000 subscribers yet? WE MUST LET THE WORLD KNOOOOOOWWWWW

Let me guess, this game get's the slaughter...? "No question!" *Gunshot* Yep!

This is the most brittish thing I've ever seen. My Canadian brain can barely process half of these words. Hot-Pot? Midget Gems? Caddicarus??

Frank: "You know, Bill, we need to improve the interactivity of the pipe puzzle section of this 'Search-for-random-shit-that-might-be-vaguely-related-to-the-source-material' game" Bill: "Yeah, Frank, you're very right! You know what we should do?" Frank: "What's that, Bill?" Bill: "Whenever the pipes rotate, they need to go 'donk'." Frank: "'Donk'?" Bill: "'Donk'." *Donk* Frank: "Even though the pipes are simply rotating and not being hit or thrown at anything?" Bill: "Although the pipes are simply rotating and not being hit or thrown at anything... They should still always go 'donk'!" *Donk* Frank: "No, that's dumb. That's very dumb." Bill: "Well, what else would a pipe do other than go 'donk'?" *Donk* Frank: "Why 'donk'??" Bill: "'Donk'!" Frank: "'Donk'?" Bill: "'Donk'!" Frank: "'Donk'." *DONK* ...I have no idea why I put so much effort into this. This is dumb. ...*DONK*

Even worse than Bratz: The Splatty Ratz that are Gnatz covered in Shatz?

Pegi 3? Wow, It should be Pegi-Dont touch this game.

It's weird watching Caddy when he doesn't look like a punk lmao

I decided to re-watch this for a bit of classic nostalgia, and I'm amazed at how well the script for this could fit in for a modern Caddicarus episode. You have the most consistent sense of humor and I love that every single video has been pure gold for practically a decade. 😁

I saw this "Game" in a CEX shop for £1.50

That's what the game reviews are for!

You know, my grandmother plays a lot of hidden object games. This game is almost exactly like them. You're pretty spot on with your accusations, Caddy.

I've just seen this on Amazon UK .... So I ordered it, sent it to my mates address as a gift, and not told him about it. Best £0.49 I've ever spent.

"Maybe if I click him loads of time-" "WHOOOOAAAHHHHH" I can now Die Happy.

Don't be afraid, children. This is a strange and underwhelming genre of game known as... hidden object... and it has been handed down through the years from boring casual gamer to boring casual gamer, through the ages. Don't fear us, slightly harder-core gamers. Join us. Jooooiiin us...

Does England have "I SPY"? Just wondering.

Hmmmmmm, 8040+ Episodes? That dudn't sound right. Thats an episode almost every 3 days. Are these kind of shows just that easy to make?

9:56 "wants you to keep soldering on regardless." :D

They zoom in... FAAAAADE They zoom out... FAAAAADE They zoom in... FAAAAAAAAADE

7:52 is my favourite part of this video.

WHO thought it was a good idea to make a Coronation Street game?

"Fahrenheit wasn't bad either!" Minus the silliness, stupidity, the plot that was clearly conceived by a madman and fist fighting a helicopter.

12:57 If i din't care... Nice easteregg Caddie!

this is one of the most british videos ive ever seen

'Welcome, Screw You' I'm fucking dying! xD hahahaha

I litterally watched just ONE of your videos and subscribed.You're awesome,m8.

1:26 The last time the word "fortnite" was used without it immediately turning into a big joke

Hufflepuffs would have found that recipe in a heartbeat.

I think I found the true message this thing intends to give us. At the title screen, where Caddy describes the theme song, look in the lower left part, near where the mouse is. You'll find a lovely little sentence, that says exactly what the creators of this abomination thought when making it.

You, sir, has earned a new subscriber. XD

Caddy: This Is The Worst Game I've Ever Played! Phoenix Games: *My Time Has Come...*

Ah, memories. I remember when this video was fresh and Caddy just hit 50k... Now in 2017, he's nearing 550k. Caddy's come a long way since 2013.

Wait... how you ALMOST lost the hotpot recipe?? This game's title is lies!

wait... 2011?! This looks like a friggin CDI or 3DO game

12:41 WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

14:46 FUNNIEST PART OF THE VIDEO XDD

0:17 Ah, yes. 2013. When RU-vid Channel Art made a channel feel like it's own separate, individual, webpage. Wish we could go back to those times.

6:43 Ah, the innocence of almost 7 years ago. Now I wish things didn’t change so much in a year.

You're hilarious! So happy I found your channel! Love your videos!

"It was in invisible.......invisible, man! INVISIBLE MAN!!!!" - Caddicaris My favorite caddy quote ever

15:15 Oh Caddy. You have yet to experience true terribleness. True horror. At the hands of Dalmatians 3.

Yep, he did it. He stole the recipe, he did it.

I needed to pause the vid so I didn't piss my pants 10/10

Caddy! That voice acting! I love it!!

"Welcome, Screw You" gets me every time

10:20 **Sad music plays** Me: What the flipping hell? Oh, I had DW opened on netflix in another tab.

caddy: the only man who unironically praises quantic dream years before dbh

7:22 Me every time a character in a murder mystery is introduced.

This game was released a year after the tram crash in the series...and this game focuses on finding a hotpot recipe.

"Welcome, Screw You" Glorious

"Ring ring ring ringating ting ting" will forever be my favorite Caddy joke

So.... I have never heard of this guy before, but I notice that he is now at 500,000 subscribers.... does this mean he has to play this game a hundred times over now?

This is my favourite visual novel of all time. The minigames are insanely replayable.

12:33 I made the same expression as Caddy at that same time. Also I can't really seem classify this thing as anything.

I love Caddy's "voice over" work. That old lady voice would make this game tolerable.

This is 1 of the best Caddicarus videos ever.

"something like quantic dream could conjure up". best joke whole episode.

Anyone who thinks he should review Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing, like this comment.

Hey caddy u should be an actor

It's odd I stopped watching Caddi video but I rewatch the older stuff all the time. And I kinda feel bad

For those who don't know how british/irish soap operas work, essentially come up with a group of characters, have each character or a group of characters have a story until you have at least five stories to fill an episode, have these stories play out for tens if not hundreds of episodes, and instead of playing one story at a time, just cut between each of them every 30-60 seconds. For soap operas such as Eastenders, Fair City and of course Coronation Street, that is how each and every episode of each of these soap operas play out, and the biggest problem is that soap operas aren't season based. They are in constant production so a new episode is released EVERY BLOODY DAY!!! So I can imagine it being very hard to just start watching a soap opera considering you have to watch the last 20 or so episodes (that don't get reruns since a new one comes out every day) just to understand the story.

Holy shit. The thumbnail. Its mr plinketts wife! But i thought he sabotaged their cadillac to. . . I mean, i thought she died in a horrible car accident. (Rip cadillac)

So Coronation Street is like The Hills? A fake "reality" show?

The "WHOAAAAAAA!!!" parts make me cry with laughter every time! And the part with the rose does the same!

This game is like a powerpoint presentation :D

"Wicked Witch" made me laugh harder than I have in ages! Nice one!

Who was this made for? The 50 year old housewives who watch soap operas? I doubt they'll play a video game

What the f*ck!? They literally stole the plot of Beavis and Butt-Head for the SNES and Genesis, with a torn-up hotpot recipe instead of a torn-up GWAR ticket!

Thank you SO much for reviewing this. my whole family has watched corrie sense my great gran saw the first episode. I've been on a marathon of your videos and this review sold me new subscriber here ^^

Actually, there are some good hidden object games. I've played them...

oh god i thought american soap operas were ridiculously long

trip down memory lane

I remember when you only had 50k subs, and now you have almost 9 times that amount. Great job, Caddy!

british jontron is funny...

Wow, I thought games like this stopped existing after the 90s "multi-media" craze, lol. Also, this feels like an unfinished facebook game.

First video I saw of this channel. Loved it ever since.

Caddy. you deserve WAY more subscribers! Your channel is awsome! Keep 'em comin'!