Old People Get Cramps In Weird Places. Tom Foss - Full Special 

I love watching comedy..it really is a good ab workout and lightens my mood alot

I would have to agree I have bad depression and I've found drybar 3 days ago and it puts me in a better mood 😁😘

It's great if u like commercials

Try prayer as well, pray the Our Father and Hail Mary especially when you feel down. Depression is one of the tools satan uses to make us feel hopelessness. He makes us think its medical or emotional and we need therapy and drugs to cure us so that we stay brainwashed. Trust me if you stepped into an Orthodox liturgy or even started daily prayer and prostrating praising Jesus Christ you would begin the true battle. Good luck and may God help you see the light.

Comedy can help prevent suicide as well You can not physically be upset and laugh simultaneously

Oh, my gosh, that one killed me. I woke up once with a sprained ankle. Somehow I got it tangled in the sheets and YOWSER it hurt for two weeks.

I can throw my knee out just rolling over in bed.

I wake up every morning with a stiff knee 🤭

i can do that at 45.

I wake up injured also, bad shoulders

I agree completely!!!

He is just trying to remember, so he is just telling the crowd his experiences

He may also have severe depression. Robin Williams ring a bell?

It’s true😂😂

That was funny 😅😅

That's the story of my life.

second that

Yes

My hubby does that with his tools all the time! Amazing how that works eh?

Sincere Oneson all the frickin time

Exactly what i was thinkin. Im in Texas and he would fit in with us in no time!! Like an funny uncle I never met!

I did the same thing once, except I said "You're not my ma". Keep in mind, this poor woman had some 6 foot tall man just casually get into her passenger seat in the middle of the night.

(this, by the way, was a full grown adult, although I do have a grey SUV of the almost minivan variety, aka other than length almost indistinguishable from a solid chunk of the other cars on the road)

Weird if he was...!?

@ especially since I have every reason to believe I am an only child.

@@CharlesBosse regular twilight zone..oooEEEEoooo..dundundun

Usually happens while driving. Accelerator foot, baby toe!

my husband gets random eye twitches. Had it for about 8 years. Our oldest just turned 20🤔

Used to get that, but it would be my entire foot. Hurts like heck. 400 mg of magnesium every night and it totally stopped.

I've been having that problem since 11. I'm 45 now lol

I just hold my foot up snd laugh at it, it looks ridiculous

🤣🤣 too much!

That's hilarious

Lol..Ive done that

@ hes the husband

They were in the mirror?? I never check there /giggles......

Kevin Booth do you lift?

it's okay, get it over while you're young, so when you're in your 50's you won't experience these problems

@@cerealaugher lol, arthritis does't disappear magically, it only gets worse... and I've had it since I was 15... And that is just off the top of my head. I appreciate the intent but it's rather absurd and really doesn't help... in fact it kind of does the opposite by virtue of being a form of diminishment...

Cut on sugars OR exercise 3 times a week, everything else will follow.

try dying young! I may forget the most obvious things, but walking is no problem,I walk faster than many teenagers,they drop dead seeing me walk.

True. I keep reading 20 year olds domain, they have no clue. I've noticed with each decade more problems come out of nowhere and progresses very fast. I'm 47 and the wrinkles under my eyes are awful, I'd swear it just popped up this year. I know it's down hill from here

Yup,the day I had my husband's car...😂

Some of the worst injuries I've ever sustained started while I was in bed...wish I could remember what I was up to in that dream!

Man waking up sore and have know I dear. It does happen

Woke up 2 weeks ago and can't use my left hand or arm. Still aint working

When I was drinking too much I woke up one day and couldn't use my right arm below the elbow. Hand wouldnt lift and could only barely close my hand. Pinched a nerve laying on it wrong for too long, lost use of it for a few months, very scary. 😂

@@Striker9 🤣 Well, that's a lesson learned!

Yes! Exactly!

I knew someone else HAD to notice this.

ChitychityBrratata he even sounds like him and says things like him in a lot of parts! Plot twist, it’s actually really him! LOL

I kept thinking about him watching this. He was great too.

That was my first thought!

thats Exactly what i was going to say!!!!! rip mitch..

read my mind. He's got the same delivery.

INSANE! I was gonna say he's like Mitch without the drugs! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Comedic GENIUS!

Just missing the long hair and glasses! Sounds just like him

Oh man. I knew his delivery was familiar. Fn love MH

Been there...😑

😂😂😂😂 awesome

I left the store. Unlocked my car. Got in. Car didn't start. Looked around inside. It wasn't my car. Another time a guy came out with a food order and sat down in my car. I asked who he was. He said sorry and jumped out. Hahaha

Lol haha .

I've done that! When my girls were about kindergarten age, we got in the wrong car after shopping. My youngest looked around a exclaimed "Mommy! Somebody cleaned our car out"! Lol, I can't believe I didn't notice that. And I wasn't old yet!

My step-mother shopped the sales all year, wrapped gifts in "all occasion" wrapping paper, and kept them ready in a closet. Baby shower? Wedding shower? Friend drops by just around their birthday? Unexpected guest home for the holidays? She was READY. I always thought she went a bit overboard but in hind-sight she really did have a good idea. Just be sure to label them with a little removable tag or you're sunk. Ha-ha!

Good advice... as long as it's a better gift than a car jack.

At 72, I don't have any of these problems ya'll talking about....as far as I know. ;) each day is a Blessing, rock & roll, laugh, be the best you can be. Bad ones? Who remembers? Lol!

@John Pershing Her lips look good to me. Was that a bad joke about her lipstick colour?

Am 58 and does that all the time

thanks. I'm 53 too, and you made me laugh I think I did the same thing recently, sounds really familiar.

Am 27. I do it every day😭

Been there, done that

Check out Arvin Mitchell's Dry Bar special, audience be trippin! (And he's hilarious!)

@@clivewells7090 oh yeah I've seen it

@@jeimyhouchan1618 ; his crowd was amazing, don't think he could believe it! What about Karen Rontowski's 'Wyoming is boring'?

@@clivewells7090 yeah I've seen it too, lovely lady. I've seen most of the dry bar videos and I've seen bad crowds

Rofl

@ It does not. 😂

My thoughts exactly😅😂 I’m 22 and don’t care much for electronics so that isn’t the issue

Vincent nice

PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON definitely got it too lol, and yeah definitely also a very valid excuse hehe.

@PeRFeCT IMPeRFeCTiON only the clever intelligent and well educated in ths medium film of the genre cartoon re: "Popeye" will be fortumate enough to appreciate the spinach forearems reference. Being a mom helps too! God bless ya mom(s)!

Lol, my doctor says it’s from stress. Yes, I went to the doctors because of it. 🤣 I remember going to the doctors at 13 because my body hurt. He said it was growing pains. Now it’s shrinking pain I guess because I lost an inch.

@@littledancingfawn aaggghhhj so did I now I'm 4'11.

I'm almost 64. Last year I asked my doctor: "Is it normal to need to rest before getting out of the car?"

Good thing youre not circumsized! Couldve been 2in...lol..

@ I dont have one to do that top hun sorry to ruin your sick image I'm a dudette not a dude.

Ive had dreams like that

Ive had dreams like that. I would either hit my body part on something or get into a fight wherever i hit myself it would really hurt