Old World Geographic - Hochland, the Smallest State of the Empire

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@Tarriff Год назад

The Dwarf's journey to the Empire seems tough but at least Hochland import the Bugmans + *Let's reach to 100K Subscribers this year!* *Like and Subscribe to support Old world Geographic!*

@Tarriff Год назад

And I'll slow down to 1 video per 2 days so that I can concentrate on longer videos till the Next dlc drops Which'll be like 6~10 months

@stefanogagliano6067 Год назад

As a Sardinian, a gun and a goat/sheep are very similar: they're loyal and never cheat on

@memesofwarhemmer7076 Год назад

Slannesh seduces them by giving them guns rather than woman 👩

@Grivehn Год назад

Traditionalist Dwarf: 'Gun Bad, m'kay?' Hochlanders, Cathayans, Clan Skryre and like third of the Dwarfs: "It's High Noon!"

@shinsenshogun900 Год назад

Hochland sure sounds like a great source of marksmen for the Empire, the Golden Order-Electoral County of Solland, the Questing Cult of Sigmar, and the Huntsmarshal’s Colony. Especially when something amiss is brewing within the Mountains

@kongskongs8089 Год назад

The best thing about this series is it seems like it's not lorefriendly but it is lorefreindly

@legiohysterius4624 Год назад

Even the dwarf part?

@hunterplozza2480 Год назад

@@legiohysterius4624 especially the dwarf part

@boomerix Год назад

Heroes after returning from their journey through the 3 chaos realms "How was it" "It was pretty bad, but at least it wasn't Stirland"'

@Turgon_ Год назад

Breaking News: The Brass Keep has been gifted to Festus the Leechlord after creating a new disease named "Gun Good" which everyone in Hochland has now willingly contracted.

@J_W_R_I Год назад

Does it improves reload time and missile damage ?

@user-xu1fp6sp3k Год назад

@@J_W_R_I No, but it improves gun.

@SireAymeri Год назад

Wait until they are "gun for good"

@Rex-fm3vj Месяц назад

@@J_W_R_I no but it does gives you cancer

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

Me: "How about Gun-Dam, Gun-Cannon, and Gun-Tank?" Hochland People: *heavy breathing noises*

@999masijjyeong Год назад

Gun Ship will be their favorite cuz its called *her*

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

Guntank? What about... oh right.... you already said Gundam. Carry on.

@DarkDragonRus Год назад

What do you mean with "Gun dumb"? *music intensifies"

@johnj.spurgin7037 Год назад

Bet you a dozen crowns at their weddings they play organ guns.

@S71xx Год назад

When you think about it a cannon is just a dummy thicc gun...

@thenightqueen0 Год назад

Karl Franz: How are we at war with the Dawi again?! We just made pea- … *All of the Elector Counts turn to look at Hochland* Hochland: … they insulted my wife Karl Franz: *slumps in his seat and slams his head on the table* Sigmar dammit all

@andregon4366 Год назад

His wife being a gun, right?

@thenightqueen0 Год назад

@@andregon4366 Is an Averlander’s wife a cow?

@stephencronin1080 Год назад

@@andregon4366 wife a long rifle, proud parents to a brace of pistols

@andregon4366 Год назад

@@stephencronin1080 Gives a whole new meaning to the expression "Son of a gun"

@andregon4366 Год назад

@@thenightqueen0 Beastmen have to come from somewhere.

@metrozeegle4985 Год назад

When the dwarf was finally let go of the rope: "Yeah, I have a few grudges against Hochelanders now, but at least they didn’t served me a boiled beer !"

@Margiak Год назад

That part with the dwarf that say "gunbad" took me some seconds, but when I realize I lost half a lung from laughter. You are a freaking genius

@JohnDoe-wv7ep Год назад

Seriously, this is actual art.

@mattthekiller9129 Год назад

Guns AND magic? The safest place in the empire 👍 Also the dwarf sitting on the children's chair was hilarious

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

Imagine this...enchanted guns!

@mattthekiller9129 Год назад

@@navilluscire2567 enchanted guns that shoot enchanted guns

@tresmol3103 Год назад

As an American, I know found the perfect place to live when I enter the Warhammer Fantasy Universe

@indrickboreale7381 Год назад

Walk softly and carry a big gun

@999masijjyeong Год назад

19th century America hell yeah

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

Not when we fighting Fetus on daily basis.

@Kroq-gar Год назад

@@ZetsubouGintama He is what makes insulin so damn expensive

@MusMasi Год назад

@@Kroq-gar 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah but that is lore friendly to murica not so much the low crime rate in hochland though.

@SkarsnikofdaCrookedMoon0013 Год назад

There's a story of this guys defending a fortress from a gobbo horde. For them it was just target practice, for them grobi was hell from above.

@magni5648 10 месяцев назад

Not defending a fortress. It's Helmgart, the fort protecting the pass from Brettonia into Reikland. They basically built it into the cliffside overlooking the narrowest part of the pass and anyone who wants to get to the forts gate has to climb up a narrow serpentine road. Both that and the pass are in range for handgun fire from the fortress. Greenskins regularily try to just barrel through anyway and it's just a shooting gallery every time.

@villepaavolainen1375 Год назад

That chair... ...is a grudge!

@slaanesh5417 Год назад

lmao that baby chair for the dwarf

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

It amuses the Prince of Pleasure greatly!

@Kroq-gar Год назад

Whelp i thinks it’s time to finally play as the empire and take over Gunbad to change it to Gungood

@johnj.spurgin7037 Год назад

As gelt, because he is fluent in gun.

@Kroq-gar Год назад

@@johnj.spurgin7037 correct!

@BLS31 Год назад

...Guys, I think I might be a Hochlander.

@Pandarian300 Год назад

...but do you eat hochland ?

@tanith117 Год назад

Same.

@maciek.u Год назад

That’s it. It’s time for Hochland campaign with goal to rename Mount Gunbad to Mount Gungood

@marinribaric9749 Год назад

I thought that Gunbad wasn't the original dwarven name, but the name Skarsnik's goblins call it now.

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

Probably LOTR reference "Mt. Gundabad" which are the home of orcs of the north.

@DukeChutney Год назад

*Skarsnick giggling sounds*

@euromanijak Год назад

Okay the Gunbad bit is bloody hilarious, hochland is basically 'merica of warhammer lul

@cvc1939 Год назад

Ironically dwarfs loves with almost the same passion as Hotchlanders

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

2:07 Thorgrim Grudgebearer: "That's going to the Book of Grudges!"

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

Hotchland: Ya'll are going to me wife's book too!

@alexandrejose8362 Год назад

You wronged us! -- Hochlanders as they prepare to make the War of the Beard look like a funny joke

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

@@alexandrejose8362 War of the GUNS!

@headcrabo..2301 Год назад

I’ve never heard of this “hochland”… However, I have heard of THE NATION THAT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS ON TURN 1 THOUGH ! ! !

@Grivehn Год назад

Festus is smart and blows up their ammunition depos, which makes all Hochlanders deeply depressional and give up.

@snorlax3213 Год назад

Tarriff's video makes Warhammer Fantasy universe alive

@tonyfranksland428 Год назад

I suppose Hochland should name its mountain city Gungood

@nodrogstengrad4782 Год назад

That Dawi deserved it. He didn’t speak in Khazlid about the homeland so his grudge is left out of the book against the Hochland Umgis. He should have clarified that Gunbad’s Guns are one of the biggest producers of badass guns the Karaz Ankor, thus it was called Gunbad, because Gunbadass sounds rather silly and extra lengthy…. Plus it confuses the Urks and Grobi.

@999masijjyeong Год назад

I feel like that Gunbad-ian dwarf keep saying "Gunbae" which means "Cheers" in korean lol he got kicked out from Hochland but might be welcomed in s.korea

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

Now I'm imagining dwarves just setting the mountains and hills of the Korean peninsula...just don't serve them boiled beer and y'all should be ok.

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

0:19 Eight Colleges of Magic in Altdorf: "Bruh."

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

*Hochland college of sorcery:* What? You guys don't have a monopoly on magical education do ya? I mean lorewise humans have been practicing magic since long before Teclis came along, people seem to have forgotten that.

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

@@navilluscire2567 Witch Hunters and Cult of Sigmar: "And we took it personally."

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

@@TheWarmachine375 *Hochland college of sorcery:* Try us bitches! **spells at the ready** *Hochland longriflemen:* Hey! Are these dunces giving ya trouble again? **points guns at witch hunters and Sigmarites**

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

@@navilluscire2567 Lol. But seriously though, the Witch Hunters and Cult of Sigmar were completely intolerant of any magic users in the Empire and persecuted those people without exception. Until Magnus the Pious and Teclis created the Eight Colleges of Magic and the Articles of Magic after winning the Great War Against Chaos with the said wizards who joined Magnus' army and were trained by Teclis. Unfortunately there is a catch within the Articles of Magic, those not affiliated with the Colleges of Magic are to join them or be Open Season to the Witch Hunters.

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

@@TheWarmachine375 And? Doesn't mean there wasn't plenty of people who did magic anyway. And even then I find questionable that the witch hunters or the cult of Sigmar was 100% effective, especially given the literally 600 year period of the interregnum that started with the wars if 3 emperors which basically meant the Empire as an institution no longer existed. Even then the age before that you have to remember that the cult of Sigmar or rather I should say cults because those that would form the basis for the Sigmarite church we have in more recent history of Warhammer Fantasy's timeline wasn't nearly as influential back then, same goes for the early templar order or witch hunters. What I am saying is that the history of humans and magic is a long and complex one, no matter how much those two institutions above would like us to think things are so clear cut. Did you know that druids or priests of Taal existed LOOONNGG before the jade order of wizards was a thing? They were, and they too wielded magics similar to their jade counterparts, heck much if what the greenery wizards use now can be traced back to druidic practices of Taal's priests and other nature deities.

@Promet17 Год назад

Is Hochland what they call Texas in German? Also, Gunbad joke was very not bad.

@Predator20357 Год назад

Don’t worry Dwarfs, Hochland has a library of 1 foot size books of grudges for Dwarfs, each one is for every time a Dwarf praised Mount Gunbad or Neutrally spoke about Gunbad

@ckn3481 Год назад

Ah Hochland, the one state that disappears after accepting the gift of Nurgle.

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

I was expected them to shoot Nurgle not join them.

@Grivehn Год назад

To be fair though, Hochlander banner is green. Nurgle banner is also green. Need I say more?

@siegfriedhiryu4660 Год назад

Alright just gonna say, this Old World Geographic is fantastic. I hope you keep going with these.

@pitig1970 Год назад

Brb moving residence from Sapphery to hochland

@elargentinomasblanco3489 Год назад

Ah yes, another master piece

@user-lk7lr3te3r Год назад

A masterpiece as always

@MiguelSanchezDelVillar Год назад

Hochland is that province that everyone forgets that exists untilthey get shot by a Hochlander

@DasChin Год назад

Who knows maybe Creative Assembly will take note and make a States of the Empire dlc down the line.

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

*thumbnail* Get that Hochland bro a cannon. Bros love cannons.

@evilmrmole3747 Год назад

Hochland the elector ruled by the chaos nurgle champion 3-5 turns in, double thumbs up

@emetanti Год назад

Festus: Allow me to introduce myself.

@discountplaguedoctor88 Год назад

Wanna bet that Khorne hates the place for how fast the locals snipe his goons?

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

So Nurgle send Fetus instead.

@TonyFireDragon Год назад

great, now I want a hochland legendary lord that boosts all handgunners and outrider units.

@thekaiseriswiser4451 Год назад

Coolest Empire state along with Ostermark.

@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Год назад

0:41 Meanwhile in the Borderlands Universe this is how Tediore makes their flying, walking and talking guns. Given how Batshit that setting is this may not even be a joke.

@alect525 Год назад

I didn't know America was an Imperial State.

@Tragedous Год назад

The good, the gunbad and the hochlander

@patrickvasconcelos3001 Год назад

Say Gunbad, be veryDEAD. wonderful work Tarriff ^^

@TheWarmachine375 Год назад

0:33 Hochland Men loves Dakka more than the Orks of Warhammer 40k. Change my mind.

@memnonesargyrhodos9184 Год назад

They worship guns so hard that they are creating a new chaos god of firepower. Dakka the gunner!

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

Chaos God? That heresy! Dakka is a legit Order pantheon as Sigmar, Ulric, Mannan, Ursun, Sotek, Elven Gods, Nehekharan Gods and Dragon Emperor. Arrest this man, witch hunter.

@mosi1234 Год назад

I don't know how you make these amazing videos but god daim they are funny

@J4R0D Год назад

At least a long rifle can fire more than twice

@MatthewCSnow Год назад

“They killed all the criminals before they committed crimes” Now that’s the American way

@turinmormegil7715 Год назад

What a coincidence! Ive just destroyed the place yesterday, took the ruins norsemen left on brass keep, and now Karl Franz is surrounded alone in Talabecland by for full stacks Chaos Horde generals coming from Ostland and Ostermark (both mine) while I sip tea and prepare to betray Boris or talableheim. Still deciding which

@michalaubrecht1512 Год назад

Who are you playing as? It's not clear from your comment.

@turinmormegil7715 Год назад

@@michalaubrecht1512 I forgot to state both the faction and the game cuz lunch finaly got ready. VC in Warhammer I and Mannlet as leader, with Vlad confederated. This has been quite a bizarre campaign, I'll tell you that. To the point I almost thought possible to either Ally with Empire against Archaon at certain moment, or against some dwarves they were até war with. Sadly all Orcs and greenskins from south are gone, before I could even Ally when I head towards Thorgrim's Karaz Ass-Karak.

@kvnrepublic9143 Год назад

These are amazing! Keep making them!!!!

@nuke8818 Год назад

Hmmm, expand the grudge library, yes. One for ogres, one for Umgaks and one for... well find out soon- Somewhere in Karak Vlag

@Medard22 Год назад

It's funny how this is so well made, that I would believe it, even if it was all made up

@aymanelkadouri8235 Год назад

That poor dwarf atleast he had a cold beer before it happened to him

@zanuka7487 Год назад

this is the best documentary serie i've ever seen

@patrickh8109 Год назад

I hope the Gunbad Dwarf comes back again.

@Al3xtheMeh Год назад

Their love of guns doesn't do much against Festuses plagues it would seem.

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

Nurgle goons are unfortunately VERY resilient to oncoming fire.

@amirhosseinarabzadeh5480 Год назад

Old world geographic is your best work yet tarrif

@portela132 Год назад

those are your best, most creative videos by far, congrats, you should do 100 of them

@gregoryshinn9805 Год назад

Thanks for the video

@Arbiterjim Год назад

Love your work as always!

@BartoshRPG 25 дней назад

Great vid. Thank you.👍

@christopheradam5816 Год назад

Im sure to every Thunderer this is perfectly acceptable.

@vadandrumist1670 Год назад

Really? You had them tie the dwarf up to a horse instead of putting him in front of a firing squad? What, did they think he wasn't worth the bullets?

@Tarriff Год назад

they need to send the message to Mount Gunbad to change the town's name to Mount Gun Good

@Weiswolfe Год назад

@@Tarriff .... i just got it now, the joke flew over my head and only catch it thanks tou your comment...

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

@@Tarriff Gotta change the name Mt. Gungood when I conquer it. Also, I think it was a reference from Mt. Gundabad from LOTR.

@johnnythedark3090 Год назад

is hochland the one that gets destroyed by vlad, beastman or festus every time before turn 5?

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

So much of the bestland of Empire and guns.

@gabrielclark1425 5 месяцев назад

That Dwarf knew _exactly_ what she was doing...

@danylovlasov275 Год назад

now I really want to play for Hochland. it seemed to me to be the most adequate faction, from those that we have already been told about in this show

@nikolaosboukouvalas449 Год назад

By Valaya, no one let Thorek Ironbrow visit Hochland!

@embersofthewest893 Год назад

Please dont stop making dwarf content, your stuff is hilarious. Gun bad.

@grayrook8637 7 месяцев назад

Now you say Hochlanders, I say average Texan.

@jogurcik2879 Год назад

Love your content ❤️❤️❤️

@Xelatheshep Год назад

This is the reason why the blightkings in Brass Keep required the Maggot riders to come and get them out of Hochland during the End times. The moment they open the doors a hail of bullets would greet them, unaware that it is the way Hochlanders greet their neighbours.

@martinbega6369 Год назад

Your Best serie Is back 😃

@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Год назад

0:41 “Better” then the Cow and Horse thing they have going in Averland and Cathay respectively I Guess?

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

I mean what's better, cow-men? dragon-horses? Half-gun people?

@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire Год назад

@@navilluscire2567 You bring a Averlander Beastmen and a Longma to Hochland and sooner or later you’ll end up with Minotaur Dragon-centaurs with gun arms instead of dragon wings.

@navilluscire2567 Год назад

@@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire That sounds like one of THE most Warhammer things I could possibly imagine!

@lazyslav Год назад

I surprised there is no word about Festus.

@drakenhorf2673 Год назад

I was wondering where it was going to go with that dwarf, good one !

@steffanyschwartz7801 Год назад

0:57 this is the funniest I’ve laughed at a Tarriff video yet

@knightheaven8992 Год назад

The good the bad, and the Hochlander

@aGingerCarrot Год назад

Love the narrator from the stanley parable

@jacobhederstrom8198 Год назад

eventually we will have to get one about sylvania.

@TechWechSech Год назад

I know nothing about Warhammer but this convinced me to dive into the lore. Anyone got any good reccomendations as to where to start?

@jackobean8175 Год назад

Reiklander's wife - How was your vacation in Hochland dear? Reiklander - Guns. Guns everywhere. Stil... Better than Stirland.

@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 Год назад

0:50 OH SIGMAR NOOOOOO, THINK OF THE POOR MACHINE!

@paytonkraft7564 Год назад

You know, it's funny you mention Stirland, because I'm play a vampires campaign as Vlad Von Carstein. Not only are Zhufbar history and all of Sylvania under control, but I also wiped out the entirety of Stirland in a war that has yet to end because the golden order is a bunch of jerks. Right now, Balthasar Gelt is pinned between Castle Templehof, and Occupied Mootland, A stack belonging to Vlad, and another consisting mostly of crypt ghouls and horrors led by a strigoi.

@ungrimwh5058 Год назад

Tarriff you make me laugh to tears every fucking time 😂😂😂

@RadkarLightblade Год назад

Also known as Festus's Pasture.

@comradestarbucks2726 Год назад

Hey that’s the place where Festus hangs out!

@82MPN Год назад

German hearing "HOBland".... rage

@dawidwojacki5049 Год назад

I'm dissapointed that Hochland is not known for their cheese production.

@L3TL Год назад

Now, I'm not saying 90% of all handgunners are from Hochland..... but you've never seen a Hochlander knight now have you

@TheAzorg Год назад

I love this because Hochland is a kind of brand of cottage cheeses in Poland. I always think of them when encountering Hochland in campaign ;p

@markjaarsma3566 Год назад

I love this series

@Olav_Hansen Год назад

When your entire people are defined by guns. It's something.

@sakismcmmcm7505 Год назад

Awesome episode,but the library seems legit to be a model from Kara or some tower in wow

@klapsovski8545 Год назад

An endless hoard of guns in a nice and peaceful highland. *shivers* SWISS

@grayrook8637 7 месяцев назад

You can't prove to me some 40k Ork did not WAAGGHHH his way to Hochland screaming about Dakka. It just nobody noticed, he is the Elector count representative for them now in fact on the resounding platform of "MORE DAKKA".