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"On Girls Lending Pens," by TAYLOR MALI 

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Performed as part of Page Meets Stage at the Bowery Poetry Club on February 22, 2007.

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@mathut3782
@mathut3782 11 лет назад
A teacher in my school would keep empty or "dead" pens in a box and would sometimes pick one up and use it to see if it had possibly started working again or "come back to life."
@Wesleyintheory
@Wesleyintheory 13 лет назад
I admit I am a pen person, so I can relate to the girl in the poem. Love your work. Hope to see some new works up sometime
@tinkerbellchime
@tinkerbellchime 14 лет назад
Great for Back to School lessons and lectures about bringing school supplies to school. Might show it the first week of school. Thanks for all your hard work, Taylor. You make teachers seem cool.
@Medquill
@Medquill 11 лет назад
This piece has the flavor of Shel Sylverstein :D
@Genshi
@Genshi 14 лет назад
Very Seussean in the best possible way. I've been watching all of Mr. Mali's videos (whom I have recently discovered for myself) and I do believe he is Brilliant! (yes, with a capital B.)
@dherrer1
@dherrer1 16 лет назад
i love your work taylor. i also saw ur video on what teachers make and it is absolutely awesome. thank u for sharing your work with us!
@zkylar
@zkylar 16 лет назад
That was great and made me laugh for the first time all day. So thank you. I am also glad to see a new video.
@fomoerotic
@fomoerotic 13 лет назад
Haters gon' hate. Definitely beautiful, Mr. Mali. Thank you for inspiring me in so many different ways. :)
@raphaellaw766
@raphaellaw766 10 лет назад
i do actually rate pens like this, analyzing which are the best brand to use.... but this is quite the extreme. :P quite nice.
@teaartist6455
@teaartist6455 5 лет назад
What have been your results so far?
@sinditpower
@sinditpower 13 лет назад
THIS GUY IS AWESOME HE CAME TO MY SCHOOL TODAY
@MikeR8898
@MikeR8898 9 лет назад
G2 Pilot 1.0 for the win :D
@SirLirin2
@SirLirin2 13 лет назад
I have SO been that girl during classes. I have multiple pens--the way I sort my notes is different pages have different inks, each ink signals a different class.
@videojunkiegirl
@videojunkiegirl 14 лет назад
i love itt!
@wodahsking
@wodahsking 14 лет назад
the last stanza was AWESOME!
@fantadoodles
@fantadoodles 14 лет назад
Hillarious!! I can so relate to this!!
@toggerrie
@toggerrie 15 лет назад
i love this!
@bummercucumber
@bummercucumber 15 лет назад
He's great.
@GirlGamer2374
@GirlGamer2374 12 лет назад
awesome poem. i love this one!
@bottmint
@bottmint 14 лет назад
Wonderful, wonderful work. I love your poetry. I had the pleasure of seeing you in person at East central University in Oklahoma. I enjoyed every moment of it. I've read the book I got at that show many, many times, and as soon as I get the funds, I plan on buying a few more!
@reinux
@reinux 3 года назад
Why is this so accurate
@iceprincess1257
@iceprincess1257 14 лет назад
love it!
@AnAwsomeGuy1
@AnAwsomeGuy1 12 лет назад
i can so relate to this
@sunago
@sunago 11 лет назад
I actually seemed to be one of the few students in my class that brought their own pens and pencils to school. I became so used to having to lend them out I just bought a lot of coloured ones "this one's for Bob, this one's for Melissa, this one's for jacob...etc etc." Became a running gag in my class too...apparently I was a blue and black girl which cracked them up.
@moodysavage
@moodysavage 13 лет назад
this is soooo true... I know of one girl who tries to borrow a pencil everyday and her purse has about 20 too!
@UnionKid15
@UnionKid15 15 лет назад
I love this, simply hilarious.
@PurpleLightsaberAlex
@PurpleLightsaberAlex 11 лет назад
Once a classmate asked me for a pen, she picked one up from my desk before I could get the chance to respond with "Sure".
@Kseniya_Marina
@Kseniya_Marina 12 лет назад
THIS IS SO HILARIOUSLY TRUE.
@karebear5891
@karebear5891 12 лет назад
I have like 20 pens on me at all times, I admit it! But they are all usable and they all work and I give them out like candy, never expecting them back.
@ravanus2
@ravanus2 13 лет назад
...I really enjoyed the ending of this poem
@figly365
@figly365 15 лет назад
oh this was great! i wish i could write like that.
@EzequiasFarias
@EzequiasFarias 11 лет назад
AWESOME!!!!!
@pennydime9924
@pennydime9924 5 лет назад
Dang!!! I’m the girl with the pens. I have a big pen addiction and analyze all my pens like this... oopps!!
@franzlisztish
@franzlisztish 10 лет назад
LOVE IT!
@oliviahuebner4270
@oliviahuebner4270 10 лет назад
!
@CrownMooseCostumes
@CrownMooseCostumes 11 лет назад
I've been through this before. One of my old friends lectured me on how many pens she kept in her purse and it still drives me crazy.
@creolesocagirl
@creolesocagirl 13 лет назад
I like the poem. It has a Dr. Seuss felling to it....does anyone else think so?
@blueeyedbaby210
@blueeyedbaby210 11 лет назад
@TheDakotaDawn no I work in aproducedepartment.. Thebox cutteer is constantly used. The sharppie is forr inventory labels and thhe pen iss for listing what needs filled when making carts to run and also writing down the product that we throw away for record keeping purposes
@WilkineBrutus
@WilkineBrutus 15 лет назад
wow...great one!!!
@Pakkens_Backyard
@Pakkens_Backyard 9 лет назад
I hate borrowing pens, cause no one ever uses needle point gel ink :/
@RokkTheDragon
@RokkTheDragon 11 лет назад
Likewise... At any rate, I think there is a great metaphor in this poem that maybe people aren't seeing.
@CaseyWilkesmusic
@CaseyWilkesmusic 15 лет назад
that was great, i like the little skips in rhythm, keeps it interesting.
@thomazmenezes5894
@thomazmenezes5894 10 лет назад
hes in my school!
@rasputinsghost
@rasputinsghost 16 лет назад
I love BPC.
@JohnRunyon
@JohnRunyon 13 лет назад
@Dagunslinger9 no, i know, i didnt capitalize 'cause i never do :P but yeah i was saying "the the" instead of how you said "the"
@reginaldfairfield
@reginaldfairfield 14 лет назад
I do love me some Taylor Mali. I just like watching his mouth move.
@Mystrohan
@Mystrohan 15 лет назад
He looks better without the ponytail. His poetry, however, is just as fantastic with or without it.
@Free411
@Free411 14 лет назад
dude thts a great poem dat lady bette recognizeee
@KwartzKitten
@KwartzKitten 14 лет назад
That 20 pens thing is something I totally relate with. (except all of mine work, but whatever, this is great!)
@bexter28
@bexter28 15 лет назад
hell yes. i love dr seuss!
@benedictifye
@benedictifye 13 лет назад
Worthy of Shel Silverstein! Fabbolous!
@JCMELKOR
@JCMELKOR 10 лет назад
bic ballpoints it's where it's at
@livetoserve966
@livetoserve966 11 лет назад
i looked to my left, at my pen holder with like 11 pens and thought "which one was the good one again?" then i remembered their all unused.
@tayloreh
@tayloreh 15 лет назад
I got a signed copy of his poetry book 'What Learning Leaves' because I won an online photo caption contest somehow. But I'm not here to gloat; just to say if you see that book, its worth getting!
@teaartist6455
@teaartist6455 5 лет назад
Reminds me I only have one ballpoint left for lending and that ones from France so I don't want to lend it for long and risk loosing it...I need more pens.
@brandonmetal1
@brandonmetal1 13 лет назад
I think this one is more Shel Silverstien-esque, but I have heard poems of his that are very much like Dr. Seuss as well.
@TheButtable
@TheButtable 13 лет назад
Epic.
@passionista411
@passionista411 15 лет назад
i think you should know, mr. mali, that after watching this video, i said "Genius!" Unprepared would definitely be the way to go if you have all that trouble!
@Hunnymuffin321
@Hunnymuffin321 14 лет назад
haha, one thinks of poetry as too deep and hard to understand sometimes...but this is something u can compare too...and its deep in a sense but easy to understand
@Missybc96
@Missybc96 13 лет назад
and dat is why ladies and gentlemen you drop two pens in your bag at the beginning of every week. One 4 writing & one 4 just in case (don't lend it)
@Cristinact
@Cristinact 12 лет назад
34 people who have watched this have never had their pens back...
@refundgame
@refundgame 13 лет назад
It doesn't matter if there were only 18 pens listed or whatever, because at the end he says, "I think she went on but I couldn't have cared. I decided it was better to go unprepared." So she likely kept talking about more pens but he wasn't listening.
@squeekytoy123
@squeekytoy123 15 лет назад
this reminds me of doctor seuss!!
@angeltru95
@angeltru95 11 лет назад
My case is packed with pens except they're all done and I carry them cause well I don't know its just hard to get rid of something your always used to seeing, yes I get easily attached to obects
@ScrewBinLaden
@ScrewBinLaden 12 лет назад
There is a third kind. The people who have a pen everyday, but never for more than one day. I swear I have 50 pens, just 1 day at a time.
@MMagentaHH
@MMagentaHH 13 лет назад
@Dee3BoobTube in 50 cents song 21 Questions, he asked 22 questions
@Zeratul723
@Zeratul723 13 лет назад
Damn girls....!
@imstillheather
@imstillheather 15 лет назад
"Girls lending what?" *pause* "Pens."
@insanelittlesilk
@insanelittlesilk 11 лет назад
Lol. I was that girl who took out all the colored pens and arranged them neatly on my desk... no, wait, I still do that.
@creolesocagirl
@creolesocagirl 13 лет назад
@Albido100 Very much so!
@RayMysteryo
@RayMysteryo 13 лет назад
@SmashLordSpoon calm down there stallion. we dont have to think too hard
@mathut3782
@mathut3782 11 лет назад
Same here, but then when I don't need it I find it right there in my pocket.
@Rigicai05
@Rigicai05 12 лет назад
@voirinkeli PENS!!! IT'S LENDING PENS!!!
@csmith3699
@csmith3699 12 лет назад
Yes, this feels a lot like Dr. Seuss....
@coughingcalf
@coughingcalf 16 лет назад
lol this is awesome. so typical of girls in any class. ...i should know. i am one! used to carry a bag full of pens and pencils in school. lol
@JustAPrayer
@JustAPrayer 12 лет назад
Brilliant. So true, although in my experience this has mostly happened with boys actually. :D
@tifanicampbell7136
@tifanicampbell7136 11 лет назад
I actually used to lend out pens and pencils all the time because I kept all kinds of them in my purse. Then I started not getting them back, which really ticked me off, because I actually used some of them a lot. So I just ended up saying "sorry dude I don't have a pen/pencil, this is my only one." Because if you're not going to give it back, I'm not going to give it to you.
@viih6949
@viih6949 12 лет назад
genius.
@blueeyedbaby210
@blueeyedbaby210 11 лет назад
My job requiresi have a shapie pen and boxccutter at all times. Usually I have two sharpies and three pens just incase lol
@prbyv
@prbyv 15 лет назад
I totally do this! lmao!!
@ItalianChick93
@ItalianChick93 12 лет назад
@piewackett1 I'm not sure if you're joking or not. First off it's 'dude,' not 'dood' (I should cite Mali's proofreading poem). All he was doing was making a point about how girls do tend to do say 'I have millions of pens but the one you want is the one I'm going to use and all the rest are crap' (I've observed my own classmates doing this) and turning it into humor. It's not about despising women. It's just poking a little fun at the silly things girls do.
@AZproducton
@AZproducton 12 лет назад
my mom just walked in and asked me for a pen
@JohnRunyon
@JohnRunyon 13 лет назад
@Dagunslinger9 i believe you mean the the impotence of proofreading...
@alexandrakulik9827
@alexandrakulik9827 11 лет назад
Just what I was thinking.
@shawtygotteeth
@shawtygotteeth 15 лет назад
i saw him on def poetry and now hes got short hair and hes a teacher
@16Vevi
@16Vevi 11 лет назад
that is me, i have about 15 pens in my backpack right now
@rtuiy9898
@rtuiy9898 12 лет назад
@piewackett1 offended by this rant, after watching it 2 times again, I see what you mean by him being sexist towards girls. But you have to admit, this guy is a freaking genius.
@chdwckvnstrsslhm
@chdwckvnstrsslhm 15 лет назад
this reminds me of Shel Silverstein =]
@h0773ck3r
@h0773ck3r 14 лет назад
def poetry is the shit
@Lewis1711
@Lewis1711 14 лет назад
@scotty7does7know yes his ability to count ASTOUNDS me
@letsallsmileatthis
@letsallsmileatthis 13 лет назад
I've got plenty-turned around with a handful of twenty
@kayla017777777
@kayla017777777 13 лет назад
@scotty7does7know he actually doesn't mention 20, he only mentions 18 different pens.
@Brooque613
@Brooque613 15 лет назад
Nice! I never actually did that, but I know people who did... :o)
@rtuiy9898
@rtuiy9898 12 лет назад
@piewackett1 Well, if you're a girl and you're offended by this video, I can probably understand where you're coming from. But you shouldn't take this video so seriously, what he said in this video doesn't apply to everyone. But it's true! There's always the one girl who has sixteen sacks full of pens while everyone else has none :P But, all aside, I found his speaking style funny. Not because it was supposedly sexist, but because it was legitimately funny. But I get what you mean when you feel
@sanddollarscholar
@sanddollarscholar 14 лет назад
It sounds like a lost Shel Silverstein poem.
@XxCOOKEExxMONSTARxX
@XxCOOKEExxMONSTARxX 11 лет назад
sounds like dr suess
@ian800
@ian800 14 лет назад
Oh my! Take a look at the lady's face right at the end of the video, before it fades to black. Those raised eyebrows say "not impressed".
@MyDearKyoKun
@MyDearKyoKun 11 лет назад
I know what you mean!
@skiiy
@skiiy 15 лет назад
OMFG! i know so many girls at school that do that crap!
@hindsight8522
@hindsight8522 9 лет назад
The old lady in the beginning had a SEXY voice
@schroeder8911
@schroeder8911 12 лет назад
He sounds like Frank Welker.
@tanqttnml
@tanqttnml 12 лет назад
@lovelylostlady Lol now that I think about it, it's pretty true. I'm the first type, and my boyfriend is the second. And it is a curse! He loses all my pens... >.
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