Online Dating 

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At some point Jake’s videos are just gonna be 15 minutes of him trying to tell you a joke while laughing

Jakey really came out dressed as the white crayon

NakeyJakey? More like JakeyTakey me to Arby's

Jakey: "I'm moving to New York in 2020, try and stop me." 2020: "K"

Jake talking about how much he’s gonna enjoy 2020 is the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen

Listening to him in 2020 talk about moving to NYC and how he’s going to recover his mental health in 2020 is like watching the character in the horror movie leave their phone in the car and forget their keys while the killer looms just out of frame.

If there's one thing to take away from this video, it's that not enough people played Max Payne 3.

Jakey: 2019 was terrible 2020: *does a higher backflip*

"I like to travel" "I like hiking" "I LOVE coffee/tea" "Adventure" "Live, laugh, love"

“Man, I hated 2019” ....well2020 has been great

I got an ad for rich women over 40 who are available in my area underneath this video. Wish me luck fellas, I’m gonna shoot my shot this time. Thanks for the encouragement, NakeyJakey.

That “bumble, fumble, turn over” transition has me dying 😂😂

every time he makes a video i feel just a little bit better

"2020 I'm moving to new york" Yikes

"In 2019, this peice of **** year that thankfully is about to end..."

Oh, that Sonichu in the opening caught me off guard. Can't even escape Chrischan in my comfort videos.

I like when jakey looks like he's about to paint my house.

You forgot the biggest con of online dating: Interacting with people.

I just learned how to do backflips and I literally cannot stop having sex Thanks Jakey!

I know that 2020 happened to all of us and messed everything up, but it’s sad to hear how many plans he had for 2020, yet only ended up with 3 videos and then vanishing for months after. I hope he’s okay and his return will be swell.

If she likes adventures she probably just wants to play D&D...

Backflip gang

Why is milk teaching me about online dating?

NakeyJakey is one of those people who are just so charismatic and charming that the candid moments where he's laughing are even funnier than his jokes. He's like the only RU-vidr I would actually wanna hang out with. I just wanna get drunk and race go karts with him is that so wrong?

I met my wife on runescape when I was 16. She turned out to be a 68 year old fat man, but love is blind.

Yes, 2020 is definitely going to be way better

If that Raid-Joke actually turned into an actual commercial, i would not even have been mad.

Story time. When this video was made I was freshly new at the dating app game. I spent 6 months being disappointed and grossed out by men on tinder. It had been 14 years since I last dated. It was becoming depressing and honestly down right degrading. I started noticing the trends. The lingo "here for good time not for a long time" kind of stuff. I found that profiles with lots of selfies had been the most off putting people. So I tried a new approach. Talk to the people id normally pass by. I came across a profile that had art work, someone's hand drawn sketches. I was like heck yeah, I like to draw too. Eventually a few photos in a saw a face, not a bad looking one either. Just a normal dude. He used silly pictures instead of bathroom selfies... So we matched of course, duh. He didn't hit on me (Jesus, you don't need to hit on people on dating apps. It's clear why you matched why state the stupid obvious?) We causally talked for a week or two about random ass shit. Meanwhile guys I thought I'd be into kept standing me up and just being creeps. My silly sketch dude always was consistent though. So we eventually decided to meet. He didn't drive at the time so of course I went to his house to meet him! Most people would turn there nose up at person who didn't have a car or didn't drive. Not me lol. Anyway it's 2019, we drink a few beers and watch a movie. The most my tinder match did was sit next to me on the couch. He didn't hit on me or even try anything. I was impressed. 😎 The night went on and it got late. I hugged him goodbye and drove home. Again nothing heart stoppingly amazing but also nothing scary. 🤷 We talked for another week or so before we meet up again 2019 was coming to an end in a month or so at the time. We both continued to use tinder on the side with no luck. We just both seemed to be into one another. On our second date the sparks flew and we both admitted to ourselves that we found the one. Somewhere right before 2019 ended we became exclusivel and joined forces. We found love and we both agreed tinder sucked and we couldn't believe some how we found each other in a sea of crap. Lol. We didn't know we had a freaking pandemic ahead of us to survive. Times seemed so hopeful ❤️ Anyway it's now about to be 2024 and we live together now and have a bunch of milestones under our bealts. I guess my take away is, when I decided to just give up on expectations and traits I thought I wanted is when I found someone worth talking to. It's okay to be yourself on these apps and it's okay to just bomb conversation and be weird because eventually you will find someone who finds that shit charming.

The best parts of the year is when Jakey crawls out of his hole, picks up his yoga ball, and gives us some useful advice

This guy feels like your cool cousin that takes you to see his cool friends when your were like 12 and you hung out with him

I think Jake has the world record for sitting on an exercise ball the most.

If a girl's profile said she liked going on adventures, but her profile pic showed her holding a sword in one hand & a severed goblin's head in the other, I'd be all over that.

Jakey dressing up as Billie Eilish for Christmas

Please get a green exercise ball so you'll float.

Cool listening to the Outro after he sampled it on Survival Horror. Also the foreshadowing with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in this video is crazy.

Damn that RAID Shadow Legends really caught me off guard and gave a good laugh lmao

Watching this in April 2020: "Man 2019 was a dogshit year" Oh boy. "I'm gonna move to New York, try to stop me." Oh no. 'I've been to so many funerals." OH NO

Aw, our Jakey is growing up and is starting to take notice of girls around him

Marshmellow man speaks the truth

I absolutely love the "Barely conscious but completely aware" kind of personality Jakey does in these videos. It sounds like the rambles that come from a friend who knows exactly what he wants to say, but it sounds like a ramble. It's so amusing and entertaining.

"i'm moving to new york, try and stop me, you won't" * global pandemic *

It’s crazy coming back to this video after listening to romcom and seeing all the influences he had at the time, the album was absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

Jakey out here lookin like a Clockwork Orange droog.

Pretty sure "I love adventures" is code for "I like expensive vacations"

"40% of American couples now meet online, in Raid Shadow Legends" I for real thought that was a sponsorship. I've seen these ads too many times

Him being hopeful about 2019 ending is the best part of this whole video, because it's just so miserably ironic

You wouldn't have to deal with people like Jebeckys if you just give people like Sonichu a chance

If this is a video judging me and my hot and sexy and real Discord e-girl, I think we might have a problem here Mr. Jakey. You can't judge what we have. You're jealous , she types so beautifully and so sexily, and I like the way we are totally yes TOTALLY 100% in love even though we are so far away from each other. What we have is unique, you just don't understand. I'm sure this online relationship that started 3 days ago will last forever.

Be honest, you only made this video to showcase Meg Ryan's pants.

I love this vid so much. Jakey just seems to be having a ton of fun making it, and its great as a viewer to be able to laugh with someone, especially now. I come back to this vid and the illegally downloading music video like its a monthly ritual.

"This year that is about, thank God, to end." No please I'd like to go back.

This is 100% true about "traveling" and "adventures". I've been using dating apps for a month and if I drank every time someone said that they love to travel, i'd be dead now

Don’t forget matching with someone only to have them Ghost you.

Listening to Romcom in '22 and hearing this sampled on the record. Priceless man is an absolute genius.

I couldn't stop laughing at the "going on adventures" part. My best friend, I love her, but man ... she's one of those profile girls. She always says, "I really like going on adventures." And I've literally told her, "Guys have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. What do you mean by 'adventures'?" She said, "You know. Going to festivals, trying new restaurants, checking out art museums and stores we don't usually shop at, maybe going to the theme park every once in a while, a movie drive-in, a campsite, a club--" "Out. You like going out."

I met two people on OKCupid. One wasn't into men, just any person wearing leather and we didn't date, she just offered a couch for me to crash on, which is nice but weird. The other one left me in the middle of the date when she saw I had cuter friends. Online dating is rad!

Take me on Adventures 🤪 I’m here for a good time not a long time. 420 friendly NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS 😡

I hope you got the sample clearance for this

remember when this channel was about the scholastic book fair and the host wasn’t jesus christ

I hate when these girls say they love adventures but I can’t rely on them to get a single headshot on these shoreline guys when I’m hunting for Henry Avery’s treasure, so annoying 🙄

“Pull out the blickey” I’m never getting over that😂

Every time I watch your videos I end up in a laughing / coughing fit and my girlfriend always comes in and checks on me

A Dude sacrifices his girlfriend so we can get laid without leaving home? What's his name again?, I'm going to tell my kids he was Spiderman.

Every part of the internet can be a dating opportunity if you are Indian enough.

Is anyone gunna tell Jakey he looks like he got the fire flower upgrade?

"2019 Sucks" 2020: Hold my Corona 2021: Hold my January 6th 2022: Hold my gas 2023: Hold my eggs

You look like post malone off of drugs

INVESTIGATE 3'11''

as a not particularly attractive dude, I changed my setting from "straight" to "bisexual" out of curiosity and I turned it off in a couple days because I received more attention/matches from men in that period than I'd received from women in the entire year prior. Respect the hustle I guess, but my God.

I'm not even kidding, my first date with my wife (when we were dating) was at Arby's haha. The beef n cheddar really sealed the deal man.

I met my girlfriend through Twitch a year ago after randomly going through small channels on old games I used to play and I found her channel. After a month of watching her streams and being a member of her community I decided to reach out (but not in a gross thirsty way of course) into her DMs through Instagram and we ended up talking everyday for months. I lived in Minnesota and found out she lived in Virginia. After 5 months of talking via text and video chats, I decided to buy a plain ticket to finally meet her. I flew out to stay with her and her family and from first sight I knew I found the one. I stayed for a week but it felt like only 10 minutes and before I left, we already planned for when she would come visit me and two months later she was flying in to stay with me in my small apartment for a week. She ended up loving it so much that she decided she wanted to move in with me. Two months go by and I fly back to Virginia, pack up all her stuff in her car, and we drove 20 hours back to Minnesota in order to move her in. It's been 5 months since then and I'm currently back in Virginia with her and her family for Christmas and we could never be happier. I'm not saying that online dating will work for everyone, and long distance relationships suck major dick. But sometimes it works out and you may just find the love of your life. Happy holidays to all and I hope your 2020 is much better jakey. Love you man

I cannot do a backflip. This is why I’m single. This is why I will never get a girlfriend.

“I’m decently attractive, I’m not racist.”

Hey Jakey I'm going through a rough time in my life reflecting on my poor life decisions, but I just so happened to stumble upon some of your videos and rewatched them, and they made me feel better. So thanks I guess.

a new Jakey, and it's high up on trending? couldn't ask for a better Christmas gift edit: thanks for the love, Jakey boy. thanks for the joy and laughter you bring to the world

Anyone wanna meet up at the Empire State Building and do some sick gainers and go on adventures?

We could make a dating app for people that watch nakeyjakey videos, and the only topics that we can have as our interests are nakeyjakey videos and pizza hut demo discs lmao

Jakey is such a GOAT that he literally sampled himself talking here and put it in SURVIVAL HORROR! Bet I'm the first to notice lol

The white on white on white looks super fly

A video shouldn’t feel *this dated* after only 6 months. Kobe’s dead, 2019 was way better than 2020, going on a date, bars, work, or school in person.

I love how two of the songs off ROMCOM reference/sample this video

Naked Jacob looks like he came straight out of a Clockwork Orange

For anyone wondering, the song in the outro is Starship Mario from Mario Galaxy 2!! Just took ages trying to find it lol

GET A GREEN BALL SO YOU DONT SIT ON ANYTHING PLS

Why does he look like a member of the backstreet boys.

My parents met online about 20 years ago. They met from posting on forums/in mutual friend groups despite living in different countries across the Atlantic ocean. It's so wild to think that they met in a time before some of these options/without some of these options.

i don't get no sleep cuz of y'alllllll nah y'all don't get to sleep cuz of meeeeeee

I haven’t laughed at anything as hard as “I’m thinking Arby’s” in a while

But Nakeyyyy, why do you look like the 3rd Mario brother who’s a rapper, who also fell into a bucket of white paint????

female jakey looks suspiciously like male jakey without a hat

The girls who put "love going on adventures" have no actual interests, watched too many Disney movies growing up, and now expect to be swept off their feet by some quirky adventurous guy who isn't bound by modern pleasures.

Dude the NFL fumble cut actually made me spit my food out holy shit that was hilarious.

jesus dressed in fila gives me dating advice on christmas. a true miracle

Not going to brush up on world of warcraft girlfriends? Everyone's had a wow gf.

“Pineapple belongs on pizza.” Wow. I think I’m in love. I know so much about her now!

>see Kobe Bryant "Ooooo, that's not going to age well."

Jakey has better taste in fashion than most fashion companies

Damn that sonichu bit has not aged well

Jakey in 2019: -says 2019 is shit -mentions Kobe Bryant -talks about isolation 2020 took notes from this video and is making 2020 worse because of it. NakeyJakey ruined 2020 change my mind