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Patrice on Sassy Black Women

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@Andros1921
@Andros1921 12 лет назад
I have literally spent whole days listening to Patrice educate the world.
@nizzle6588
@nizzle6588 2 года назад
Same. Hahaha. He was a genius, a true fuckin genius
@dbo5241
@dbo5241 2 года назад
True story🤣🤣🤣
@casualobserver2380
@casualobserver2380 2 года назад
@@nizzle6588 hardly. He was clever enough to humorously articulate certain aspects of the human condition which fit his narrative but the bigger picture was lost on him.
@nizzle6588
@nizzle6588 2 года назад
@@casualobserver2380 shat ap you plonker. Go bore off away from me you clown
@bosshog402
@bosshog402 2 года назад
@@casualobserver2380 he was still pretty BASED and REDPILLED
@xman9684
@xman9684 4 года назад
Patrice: "Sir where's the grape juice?" "The guy takes my hand & we RUN over to the grape juice" 😂😂😂😂
@library_andy
@library_andy 9 лет назад
Patrice's story about the gay grocery store should be made into a cartoon short. Hilarious
@johnfarr8593
@johnfarr8593 4 месяца назад
“Dildo shaped iced tea” gets me every time
@johndillinger1932
@johndillinger1932 9 лет назад
Every time I hear Patrice's voice a tear rolls down my cheek. His passing was a huge loss, not just for comedy but for society as a whole.
@slickrickdarula
@slickrickdarula 9 лет назад
Paul Lizzi he would tell you to quit being a bitch and enjoy my work.
@sebsidnell1716
@sebsidnell1716 9 лет назад
Paul Lizzi This is hard to believe
@gobillygook
@gobillygook 9 лет назад
Ew
@gobillygook
@gobillygook 9 лет назад
How over productive are your fucking tear glands
@fuckamericanidiot
@fuckamericanidiot 9 лет назад
Michael Walsh he's right though, it is a a loss for society
@damemarthafalker6738
@damemarthafalker6738 7 лет назад
LOL @ Patrice going to the 'gay supermarket' looking for GRAPE JUICE.
@darshan2good
@darshan2good 3 года назад
You mean gape juice
@jasmeg2844
@jasmeg2844 9 лет назад
Anthony is very underrated as an impressionist: Sassy black woman 50s announcer Stock modern day reporter Andrew Dice Clay Arnold Schwarzenegger Colonel Trautman Am I missing some?
@sazonsongs
@sazonsongs 9 лет назад
His Sylvester Stallone/Rocky bit where he's singing the "time to change" song from the Brady Bunch was dead on and had me Rolling on the floor.
@dubstepmusic1992
@dubstepmusic1992 9 лет назад
He does popeye
@pattyofurniture8059
@pattyofurniture8059 9 лет назад
National Acrobat His Richard Nixon is pretty funny. Not as dead-on as his Dice, but damn funny none the less.
@Techn9cian123
@Techn9cian123 9 лет назад
His Vince McMahon is super awesome.
@themanagement69
@themanagement69 9 лет назад
+National Acrobat His angry Vince McMahon is best.
@SoulVernacular23
@SoulVernacular23 8 лет назад
double double time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@derekjay.s
@derekjay.s 4 года назад
Aiiiint nobody workin on no muthafuckin sataday
@dbdtog6041
@dbdtog6041 9 лет назад
The world lost Patrice too soon.
@juliusallison3958
@juliusallison3958 8 лет назад
Way too soon bro
@tonytomei1175
@tonytomei1175 5 лет назад
Eraserhead gamer right on bro. I miss Patrice. Especially on what’s going on right now in this country. G. O. A. T.
@turkc79cb
@turkc79cb 3 года назад
So true
@BumpyHumpyDumpy
@BumpyHumpyDumpy 10 лет назад
LMAO at the part, Hey Bertha we'll have to work saturday
@novelchaser3556
@novelchaser3556 5 лет назад
“You wanna be up, ni$$a?” Lmao
@JoeyBullet222
@JoeyBullet222 3 года назад
“It’s a lack of happiness” - Patrice on why sassy bitches are sassy. 😂😂😂😂
@williambrandondavis6897
@williambrandondavis6897 2 года назад
Poor parenting is the cause. Too many people have a lack of work ethic, no respect for anyone, and lack of manners. We all learn from or parents, good or bad.
@nzmurda
@nzmurda 10 лет назад
duba duba time
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 5 лет назад
“It’s a lack of happiness “.
@mord3030
@mord3030 3 года назад
"fist-shaped pudding" lmao
@cjbos81
@cjbos81 7 лет назад
99% of "sassy black women" seem to work for the government.
@drinkthekoolaidkids
@drinkthekoolaidkids 6 лет назад
Tim Timms , yeah that ain't gonna happen
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 5 лет назад
cjbos81 and my black ass has had the displeasure of meeting them..
@dinolover
@dinolover 4 года назад
Yep. Gf works for TSA.
@dominiqueosorio-davis6781
@dominiqueosorio-davis6781 4 года назад
Me: Hows your day going?Jamaican Baggage Claim Lady: It just started so I can't really say how it's going.It was 3:30pm.
@yusufcagowayne1990
@yusufcagowayne1990 4 года назад
Especially DMV smh
@avatarumbra
@avatarumbra 11 лет назад
Yah I miss patrices outlook on life, but im so happy that O&A gave him a national platform to be himself. His memory still lives on in these clips.
@williamrusso3130
@williamrusso3130 3 года назад
It was the most magnificent experience ever. I said, "Sir, where's the grape juice?" The guy takes my hand, and we run over to the grape juice.
@Emidretrauqe
@Emidretrauqe 10 лет назад
This video takes on a new light in recent events, doesn't it?
@stevel.2759
@stevel.2759 Год назад
That's The Pavilions in West LA. We used to have a pet sitting business. Tom Cruise and Gerard Butler were a couple of hours clients that I got as a referral from the concierge at a cold called. Palazzo at the grove etc. Some of the best pet sitters happened to be gay. They're always auditioning for movies in between pet sitting
@coltononline
@coltononline 12 лет назад
02:18 I love the tangents/little side conversations that these guys go off on in the middle of something that's already friggin hilarious... priceless
@sevenwhatuknow
@sevenwhatuknow 5 лет назад
I swear that's my ma all the way. A big black lady. She says anything she wants to anybody, man, woman, child, doesn't matter. My grandma told me she used to fight guys all the time. Even fought one at the church
@Ethiokarate1
@Ethiokarate1 4 года назад
I wasn't fully into Patrice's comedy but after he passed I saw the impact he had, and these episodes are what the best JRE episodes with Joey Diaz are like but all the time lmao
@mja12685
@mja12685 6 лет назад
If I had the ability to resurrect one person...
@arnysow
@arnysow 10 лет назад
Dooouuubble Doooouuuuuubbllleee TIME!
@JaneDoe-zr4px
@JaneDoe-zr4px 9 лет назад
"Dildo shaped iced tea" - lines like that are a classic example of Patrice's uniquely hilarious, charmingly corny and brilliant mind. That part of Patrice is what made me a huge fan, in spite of his frequently infuriating views on women and race. The great Colin Quinn summed it up perfectly when he said, "Patrice is in heaven, charming half, infuriating half, then reversing." Patrice: YOU ARE MISSED.
@ThatsNotIdris
@ThatsNotIdris 8 лет назад
infuriating views on race? women? ok.
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 5 лет назад
Jane Doe I so hated his views on racism and women as well.
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
Hate the views if you like. He is just telling the truth of our nature and what we like anyway. I know biology and what men want its sin and forbidden today, but the info is still there.
@PaladinHero
@PaladinHero 11 лет назад
"less I get paid double-double time!"
@grnaskd
@grnaskd 10 лет назад
"Double Double Time!"
@354allday
@354allday 7 лет назад
he's insight is always perfectly on point that you relate to everything he says.he pulled something outta his about Latina women and it was correct
@trappinout18
@trappinout18 Год назад
Customer svc: So true that nothing more important than processing that long line.
@iprrdm6353
@iprrdm6353 9 лет назад
Patrice-The greatest of all time.
@LuG8911
@LuG8911 3 года назад
Someone please make an animation of Bertha! Dubba dubba time! Hahahaha
@calen27
@calen27 12 лет назад
@RolandDeschain1 He was on point about the sassy black women. They never get fired or spoken to by the bosses. I work with a few....and i am black.
@get8bit
@get8bit 5 лет назад
We need Patrice back.
@LighterB
@LighterB 12 лет назад
oh man, hours of stuff that will make me laugh for years. Thank you Vos for introducing Patrice to O&A, and thank you to Patrice for being real. Rest in Peace big man.
@JK-fv1me
@JK-fv1me 5 лет назад
RIP big king. You was the realest
@bryantppierce
@bryantppierce 10 лет назад
I'm southern and I LOOOOOVE fat black middle-aged women, because we have that whole "mammy" shit ingrained in us, they take care of our pasty asses, they stick up for us. that is SO part of southern mentality for better or worse. Those black women were basically our Mothers for GENERATIONS.
@thomashester2
@thomashester2 10 лет назад
good point
@gsecc
@gsecc 10 лет назад
Brag about that shit all you want too, but that is the exact fucking reason black women are the least married, #1 in being single and lonely. That shit isn't cute or respectful and a lot of people despise them for that funky ass attitude.
@bryantppierce
@bryantppierce 10 лет назад
gsecc Too bad.
@gsecc
@gsecc 10 лет назад
bryantppierce for them
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 7 лет назад
Señor Romántico This.
@taffysaur
@taffysaur 9 лет назад
Jesus, Patrice was _proper_ paranoid though. It's funny how he can relate how his mother has a take-no-shit attitude even when "there's no shit to be tooken", but apparently can't see how that also perfectly describes himself.
@keithhh2892
@keithhh2892 9 лет назад
Mychael Darklighter If you pay attention, you'll notice that most people are a lot like their parents, sometimes even stunningly so, but are in complete denial about it.
@carloscjr23
@carloscjr23 2 года назад
He actually got it near the end, theres an actual radio clip about it. And as a personal experience, its hard to understand that we are following our parents steps and mistakes and harder to reverse it if we ever get the chance to just get it.
@mrniceguy7168
@mrniceguy7168 3 года назад
4:15 - what Opie hinted at with black people behind a counter was basically turned into a skit about Popeyes employees
@dose2two
@dose2two 10 лет назад
i get double-double time and a half ! ahah
@thedrone30
@thedrone30 12 лет назад
dam patrice always spoke the truth
@luisrojas3173
@luisrojas3173 9 лет назад
buahahha everything is shaped as a torpedo hahahahaha
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 8 лет назад
reminds me of that sketch Phil Hartman used to do on snl
@max725power
@max725power 12 лет назад
I wonder if I'll be like Patrice's mom someday. . .
@MrHandpipeman1
@MrHandpipeman1 6 лет назад
Aleva from Rochester well???are you now?
@rogersyversen3633
@rogersyversen3633 6 лет назад
he fills a void in me. with frozen icetea
@salalonzo4084
@salalonzo4084 10 лет назад
double double time !
@tommycholewinski786
@tommycholewinski786 2 года назад
One of the few comedians who’s stand up holds up to his conversations . I listen to a lot of comedians podcasts , and I enjoy them , but their stand up is terrible . I haven’t heard a good special in 5 years . 2022 !
@elizabethh.5052
@elizabethh.5052 6 лет назад
I work at Marshall's!
@luismorales5832
@luismorales5832 6 лет назад
I.D. PLEASE!
@JohnDoe-mv1sm
@JohnDoe-mv1sm 7 лет назад
It's a stereo type of black American females. I hate the stereo type but I'm also not fond of people who fit that stereotype. Of which there seems to be a few.
@811chelseafc
@811chelseafc 10 лет назад
3:27 "Nigga what the fuck is juice? I want that grape drink baby. Its purple."
@cjpines
@cjpines 12 лет назад
Be a real fan, buy Elephant and pre-order Mr. P.
@tdraghi70
@tdraghi70 2 года назад
I don’t think opie knows what sassy means
@AUSROTTENY2K
@AUSROTTENY2K 8 лет назад
1:18 2:44 3:29 8:18
@adams1458
@adams1458 7 лет назад
3:20 made my day
@Ucf174
@Ucf174 7 лет назад
It's in the Law, I will not work on a mutha fuckin Saturday unless you paying me doubleeee doubleeeee time
@ZeroOdyssey
@ZeroOdyssey 7 лет назад
Double, DOUBLE time and a half, NIGGA!
@christopherlewis2194
@christopherlewis2194 2 года назад
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@jadenayala1281
@jadenayala1281 2 года назад
Now I know what Tween means lol
@victorthai250
@victorthai250 8 лет назад
ironic this is how anthony got fired
@elliotthedissident6077
@elliotthedissident6077 8 лет назад
+Victor Thai Are you serious?
@williambrandondavis6897
@williambrandondavis6897 2 года назад
All rooted in poor parenting. I was thinking that before he even talked about his mom.
@zacharytan3912
@zacharytan3912 8 лет назад
oh the prediction
@ghostdog2041
@ghostdog2041 8 лет назад
Are there any NON sassy black women?
@supremacist7968
@supremacist7968 8 лет назад
Not in America, unless they're mixed.
@theremnants6655
@theremnants6655 10 месяцев назад
Condoleezza Rice
@trappinout18
@trappinout18 Год назад
Sass is out!
@dechome4069
@dechome4069 5 лет назад
12:18
@tmurphy07
@tmurphy07 5 лет назад
@4:47 this is so funny
@AUSROTTENY2K
@AUSROTTENY2K 12 лет назад
1:18 2:44 3:29 8:18 lol
@ibeleaf
@ibeleaf 9 лет назад
i love patrice and i just have one comment from the very end, that will make me sound dickish, but hear me out, saying that he even pulls his wallet out when the girl is getting frustrated that shes already got his badge out, and still doing the wallet is going too far. you know that specific girl by now, just smile, and dont do the wallet thing, shell give you your badge man. miss ya patrice!
@countchocula2169
@countchocula2169 8 лет назад
That's why he's still a boss and ur not
@dbfro1
@dbfro1 12 лет назад
@Superman5000The amen brother.
@bryanr9082
@bryanr9082 4 года назад
Huh. How much melanin did the kind people have?
@Superman5000The
@Superman5000The 12 лет назад
@RolandDeschain1 They're not - that's why there's so many bullshitter comedians get all the press while guys like Patrice have to fight even though he was better than them. It seeing the acclaim he got - in life and in death - that much more gratifying because you knew he got it from being himself and not playing that bullshit game others play.
@derekjay.s
@derekjay.s 4 года назад
What....you wanna be UP??
@ceegabe1555
@ceegabe1555 6 лет назад
Like in slavery days.
@Jeffygoldblum
@Jeffygoldblum Год назад
Who are the 62 losers that downloaded this
@frarfarf
@frarfarf Год назад
Sassy black women
@casualobserver2380
@casualobserver2380 2 года назад
Patrice just couldn't seem to understand the big picture with his race. He understood individual issues but failed to recognize a pattern.
@shehateme9955
@shehateme9955 6 лет назад
Wish I coulda called in back when. There are enduring cultural stereotypes. I'm mature enough 2 understand that the demostratively rude, entitled guest @ my bougie gig,who are more than well off but also steal,messy&nasty af& constantly trying to get over...these few do not represent all who look similar. Who tf else is that mature? In love with racism&seperation we are!
@VSMOKE1
@VSMOKE1 2 года назад
I'll man the conversation was about to get good are about to talk about fat people in thinking that they can be in charge and on the position of authority it is embarrassing there should be no fat cops and no fat Securities at all pretty much an oxymoron at this point
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