Opie & Anthony - Roasting Norton's Old Stand-up

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Patrice O'Neal, Rich Vos and Colin Quinn are on their way to the studio to roast Jimmy's early stand-up tape from 10 years ago. Just like they did with Vos' tape the previous month. Once again the non-stop beatings happen the entire segment. They make fun of Norton's "please love me" voice that he used back then and listen to the listener's feedback. (7-25-02)

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@TimeKillingFuel 6 лет назад

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@tbewin1z143 2 года назад

Jimmy is such a little girl. He can't take any criticism at all and I hate the way he "argues".

@MoDeegroes Год назад

When someone lands a good line on Vos, nobody laughs harder than him 🤣. He really is an underappreciated comic

@AdamThoba2 11 месяцев назад

i met jim norton one time and he told me to "tell vos" when i asked Jimmy ""i cannaa buy you mcdonnis"

@AdamThoba2 11 месяцев назад

i love when Rich Vos laughed at jimmys birsday party, jims 40th Birsday bash was the best. They had Fats Domino and so many guests and Rich Vos laughed the whole time Jim made fun of him. it was great. Jim said vos was asking to mcdonnis questions to Chubby

@Marty4Life 10 месяцев назад

And his stand up is actually really good

@MoDeegroes 10 месяцев назад

@@Marty4Life he is a mf Road Dog. I've seen Rich about 4 or 5x in Jersey and once in the city. Guy is the real deal on stage. He is a genuinely good comic and quick off the top. His crowd work is amazing too.

@MoDeegroes 10 месяцев назад

@@AdamThoba2 Yea, Vos is a perfect Roast type comic. He is really good at hosting those shows too

@pepsitate8019 Год назад

“Jimmy is shaped like whatever container your poor him into” Forever a legendary line

@Hughjaoses8766 Год назад

*pour

@Humblemumble7 9 месяцев назад

Pour*

@TuchNGoh 9 месяцев назад

What does this mean ?? It’s been killin me lol

@4partmedia 8 месяцев назад

*you 🤦‍♂️

@pepsitate8019 8 месяцев назад

@@4partmedia in my defense I was very drunk when I wrote this comment a year ago

@goreds551 4 года назад

Colin to Vos:"I can't call you washed up, you never made it."

@hrisab 9 месяцев назад

"There is a lot of electrical equipment here, stop talking before we all die" .... Patrice was a comedy genius !!

@VonTaylan 7 месяцев назад

Hahahaha Yeah that was sooo funny to hear. 😂

@BenjamminClark Год назад

Vos is the funniest bomber of all time, I love how this was supposed to be about roasting Jim but Vos ends up making himself a target again

@Citizen__X1 Год назад

“… nothing”

@VonTaylan 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@TurbodanNM Месяц назад

I still remember that line about Norton being shaped like any container you pour him into. That is peak humor.

@Hotsaucedeluxe 2 года назад

"Jesus Vos, stop biting the hand that almost fed ya"

@bsklasika 6 лет назад

"Jesus Christ, there's a lot of electrical equipment around here, stop talking" aaahahahaha, Patrice to Vosh.

@TheAirBudd 5 лет назад

@@carlstovermusic He's saying Vos slobers and spits when he talks.

@KerkinWayno 5 лет назад

carlstovermusic he saying that Vos spits and slobbers so much (water) which is conductor to Electricity... so he saying if he keeps talking there is a major threat of them electrocuting... Patrice is very intelligent humor. You have to be very sharp with his humor.

@goreds551 4 года назад

And later on when Vos gets uncomfortable and starts putting and empty soda can to his mouth Patrice says: "He quenched his thirst with his own tongue.

@BigStevie 4 года назад

Comedic Genius!

@ahazybellcord 3 года назад

"...or we _all_ die" is the best part of the joke :)

@johns9940 2 года назад

Patrice is the meanest person I’ve ever heard. Everyone needs a friend like him

@mawbts530 6 лет назад

29:00 for Patrice's "Norton is shaped like any container you pour him into" line

@superdavelane4 4 года назад

Youve done the lords work!

@Xeno389 4 года назад

Vos: I was gonna use it but I forgot it.

@kevincorso7929 2 года назад

I died laughing when I heard that. It’s one of those jokes that doesn’t really make sense when you think about it, but everyone gets it.

@boyarvalishin9565 2 года назад

@@kevincorso7929 it seemed pretty obvious he was describing Norton as a skinny fat mushy liquid person

@ooolrait 2 года назад

The Greatest Insult Ever Told

@BoogieBoyMetalMouth 3 года назад

“Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in.” - Patrice hahahahaha

@LembeckIsStaying Год назад

"It's because your schrokes ain't schrunny!" 🤣🤣🤣

@davspurs1 4 года назад

I’ve listened to this so many times Patrice was on form what a solid gold Legend

@golfdadontherampageiv4163 3 года назад

Stories have been told about Patrice just holding court while tearing people apart; it's the thing of legends. If you haven't, go back and listen to the Remembering Patrice shows. They were absolutely brutal and hilarious.

@Theycallmethek3 3 года назад

@@golfdadontherampageiv4163 patrice didnt single handedly hold court

@petershury7135 2 года назад

Can someone tell me why the fuck opie would take a random call in the middle of everybody crushing it

@bobloblaw989 2 года назад

@@petershury7135 Hold on! Hold on! Because he’s been doing radio since he was 18.

@theremnants6655 2 года назад

@@bobloblaw989 Let's go to Cletus from Arkansas, Cletus what's up?

@redmongrel9903 3 месяца назад

“Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in” is one of the funniest things ever said about someone.

@maxxdoutt3585 2 года назад

51:48 “Somebody laughed somewhere” is my favorite defense ever

@aliciaanne 4 года назад

27:47 Patrice's laugh sounds like some tropical bird, LOL.

@PickleJar251 4 года назад

Oh shit I need a animation of that

@mturker100 3 года назад

That laugh fucking gets me every single time.

@juniornac1 5 лет назад

56:30 "How do we put pigs and fluid together?" "Give him a drink" Norton fast as hell

@VonTaylan 11 месяцев назад

We all wanted the Norton roast but we all ended with Vos at the End. 😂😂😂

@newtoy7791 Год назад

01:16:15 Norton: "It was just slobber, but it sounded like he was drinking." Patrice: "He was drinkin' his own spit. (laughs) Jesus, Vos. He quenched his thirst with his own tongue."

@stevejohns74 2 года назад

14:15-14:45-Opie the Destroyer. Colin is busting Jimmy’s balls and Ant and Patrice are dying laughing, but let’s interrupt that to go to “Steve” who has the insightful “Jimmy sounds like Lou Costello” to tell us. The transition from howling laughter to utter silence was jarring.

@napukapu Год назад

Stupid autistic got uncomfortable he can't keep up with their wits. Had to jam on the breaks.

@jonnydaly239 5 лет назад

Vos is a savage. "those jokes are so bad even Jay Mohr wouldn't steal them". "that was all set up, who are you Janeane Garrafalo"

@MJAce85 4 года назад

Jonny Daly he doesn’t get the respect he deserves. He throws so much shit out so he bombs occasionally but he’s definitely funny, especially when he’s defending himself.

@goreds551 4 года назад

If he had more convidence he would have been bigger. Too bad he did not always have the same energy he had when he performed at the Apollo.

@Boygonebad 3 года назад

Vos is a tremendous comedian and he has great sense of humor. He can take it as much as he dishes it out.

@joelabacherli1310 3 года назад

@@goreds551 Convidence? Are you Voss?

@velvetpilot2008 3 года назад

Yeah, Vos is dangerous when backed into a corner!

@matthewsierra3404 9 месяцев назад

Here’s a fun drinking game: Everytime they say the word “stupid” take a shot. Patrice: Whisky Jimmy: Vodka Colin: Gin Rich: Tequila Go nuts😂

@thewebchronicles 6 месяцев назад

Tryna get people killed man LMAO

@tenorandrewowens 4 года назад

That Springsteen-esque Vos and Patrice song by Ant in the very beginning kills me every damn time.

@michealballspen1s93 2 года назад

I think of it every few days

@philthedrill2244 3 года назад

14:37 another great call orchestrated by Opie! Totally worth interrupting the in room riffing.

@Sixstringman 2 года назад

Thats why he's the Destroyer.

@MariaP-yu2nt 3 года назад

How, in the fuck, could radio have been this good. God Dammit !!

@chriswilletts3621 Год назад

Hey it's Voshh

@franzsperginand113 6 месяцев назад

OnA completely destroyed my ability to enjoy stand-up. These guys just talking into microphones is just so enjoyable.

@22allwanted 5 лет назад

46:20 The tape was so bad that the camera quit the business

@mattmurray517 4 года назад

22allwanted vos actually had a great line

@guice7597 8 месяцев назад

15:27. Mike getting ripped apart is hilarious he was in a room full of killers.

@raulvega6883 4 года назад

It’s 2020 and I’m laughing at the “guest appearance on Alf joke” RIP Patrice!

@bretthatesgirlsify 6 месяцев назад

This is unironically Jim’s best stand up

@Boygonebad Год назад

These guys are the few stand up comics who actually don’t get hurt or mad when they get roasted.

@QuadraticCoStanza 7 месяцев назад

In fairness JRE + the pandemic created a once in a lifetime windfall payday era for comedians so there’s that… it’s not just about the threat of violence lol despite being a bomb expert

@NG-cf7zh 3 года назад

@41:07 Patrice riffing about Jim's fascination with aids always gets me

@chandraray7798 Год назад

Vos' counter on when aids came from was killer too 😂

@leolopez3088 3 года назад

17:46 "Number 2, what's 2 plus 2? Diarrhea, mwrahEh" LMAO

@Mrsteisag2 4 года назад

Imagine telling these guys that Norton would one day be in a movie with De Niro, Pesci, Pacino, and directed by Scorsese

@JesseD3232 4 года назад

Patrice would still say “IT STINKSSSS!”

@justindchaney 3 года назад

Take it easy. He had a 2 min scene in the Irishman where he played himself playing Don Rickles.

@MentLeee 3 года назад

@@justindchaney That’s a big accomplishment for any actor/comedian

@mattwallace2221 3 года назад

True but who else famous looks like don rickles

@rayscard2477 3 года назад

Some have the audacity to claim that Norton can't do acting. But he can. Whenever I see him in any scene, playing any role, I immediately feel acutely aware that he is doing his acting.

@stustu9717 2 года назад

“Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in" haha great Patrice line

@michealballspen1s93 2 года назад

19:27 is easily the best shutdown I've ever heard from anyone including patrice

@mcj2967 5 лет назад

51:48 lol that Patrice bomb proceeded with some of the funniest shit I've heard on radio.

@franzsperginand113 4 года назад

Colin's "I don't think anyone enjoyed that one" really got me. That silence was amazing.

@CDbiggen Месяц назад

@@franzsperginand113, and that "oof" 😂

@Woodzo 3 года назад

"Norton is shaped like any container you put him in" haha .. when it comes down to spontaneous beatdowns patrice is the GOAT

@d.jparer5184 3 года назад

It wasnt spontaneous, norton said he tried the line out a few nights prior and it killed

@michaelreyes1474 5 лет назад

5:17 That might be my favorite line of all time. I try and use it whenever I can.

@mlchronister72 Год назад

Norton to Patrice .... "You're gonna lose toes later in life." Ouch!

@grilledlettuce1845 Год назад

My favorite Jimmy joke is during a Hoaders viewing when the screen says the hoader is given an ultimatum and he says "Yes it was either die or be killed"

@sirloin7633 Год назад

...you give me 10 minutes with her and i'll either fix her wagon or smash her face in cat shhhh.......

@fio77777 Год назад

Lol same

@fio77777 Год назад

Colin, Vos and Patrice, hard to name a better combo

@richardsagrit7153 Год назад

Especially when the theme is trashing your friend

@dvda9725 4 месяца назад

Maybe just me but I feel like throwing Bob Kelly into the mix as well would have made this the most legendary bit ever.

@vincentbierman3115 3 года назад

I could listen to them ripping on Norton all day holy shit this is funny

@wunkid47 4 года назад

11:38 one of Anthony's funniest impersonations

@253jacksonrhoads1 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@dumpchangepants 2 месяца назад

Always thought that was Norton being self depreciating

@tuanjim799 6 лет назад

Funniest shit ever hahaha amazing how these guys can just sit around and bust each other's balls and it's so effortlessly funny

@bigollie006 3 года назад

Even better that they're all friends. This is how real men talk to each other. We bust each other's balls. In some nations in 2021, it's literally illegal. Appreciate this while it's still available and legal to listen to

@dvda9725 4 месяца назад

@@bigollie006 This is a prime example of why being a man is fun, how women can live their lives spewing phony compliments at each other is beyond me.

@romannomad4332 6 лет назад

Opie was a lucky fly on the wall

@Guillermosanchezing 3 года назад

You could say he was a ‘rockstar’ at psychology. A true genius.

@romannomad4332 2 года назад

As Ant would say “mic stand””

@Reidbit Год назад

1:01:47 “4.6 hundred dollars” lmfao

@timothycormier3494 3 года назад

This stuff was so great! Still great! Great comics beating on each other! Timeless!

@sionKatana 2 года назад

@45:44 I wish that caller mentioned the popcorn 10 more times, that would've been hilarious

@palookaland 3 года назад

"P.U. University"🤣🤣🤣

@fallenabr7654 9 месяцев назад

Wow Jim Nortons standup blows? I would've never guessed

@nemoh21 Год назад

4 killer comics just saying some of the funniest lines ever, and you got Mr radio going to the phones. Hahahaha

@onionhat745 Год назад

This is therapy for comedians.

@poopandfartjokes 5 лет назад

Sounded like the audio from the moon landing.

@The_Macho_Man 2 года назад

1:09:42 for the BEST Vos impersonation ever! I gotta hear this at least once a month lmfao!!!

@PenguinAmbassador Год назад

God damnit I miss the dynamic here

@Lynaugh1211 Год назад

this hour and a half is truly time well spent

@TheWardog6650 4 года назад

51:00 Keep in mind, Colin barely said anything in the past 10+ mins. By NOT EVEN TALKING he was next on the chopping block. I love Roast sessions🔥🔥

@BigStevie 4 года назад

R.I.P Patrice O'Neal "Comedy Genius". Thank you for sharing this!

@KOSVENDETTA 4 года назад

“I’ll dub it like a Chinese movie” one of my biggest regrets is not knowing about Patrice before he died.

@KOSVENDETTA 4 года назад

Gloth Sang you are 100% right man, I just wish he could’ve known how many people he was getting through to, even if it was later than he thought.

@jaredfalk7701 Год назад

To be fair it was kind of Patrice’s fault. He would burn bridges for fun, which is why we all love him.

@Jooseloose Год назад

Bruh!! Me too!!

@kwabenaekubanjr.712 Год назад

This is the evil fun that I come back to listen to everynow and then

@goreds551 4 года назад

"Staple the kitchen." Hahaha.

@vinforti3151 4 года назад

I never thought of that..... thought he said, "stay from a kitchen"

@thespiciestboi1989 2 года назад

13:11 now there actually is a Helium Comedy Club. Vosh's alright joke turned into reality 😂

@fuckiopussigetti453 Год назад

And Fat Bob Kelly got a low turn out there because he didn't give out the address

@MrDolphinDiver Год назад

Vos lines either bomb or level the room

@DrugAddictBird 6 лет назад

Opie going to callers on the best moments UGH

@braiden1996 6 лет назад

Have you notice sam and opie are one of the same. Both arent funny and they both do the same" because im not funny, im gonna ruin other actually legitimate comics bits by going to the phone

@rem299 6 лет назад

it's cus he knows he's not contributing and he want's to get in on the best parts of the show like he's part of it. you'r right it's terrible.

@user-hk7hz9cn7v 6 лет назад

nonya doesntmatter The callers are what make some of the dopey fans feel like they’re part of the show. It’s a necessary evil

@jmack3411 4 года назад

Snowy!!!!!!

@DerekG35 2 года назад

Man… I miss Patrice. Still love seeing him pop up on The Office.

@sirloin7633 Год назад

tell us again how you wish he didn't die....please.

@jtp1389 8 месяцев назад

Bernie Big Mac sure is giving Bugsy Bugeye a hard time here

@user-uh8ph6yy5j 2 месяца назад

lol I love it when vos tries to dig on the guys, and it goes silent afterwards, then vos saying “that wasn’t that bad”

@TheDrewgutterz 5 лет назад

colin saying rich get the crowd back....i love you you love me lol that might have been one of the wittiest funniest things i have heard its sknewhere in between 35 and 39 mins

@DoncoEntAgain 6 месяцев назад

I've listened to this bit 20 times and I still have no idea who that Mike DiNicola guy is.

@somethingorother3742 4 года назад

53:54 this just made me want to take the poor fella home. dont worry pops, a bowl of soup and some rest and youll be right as rain

@colintimp1372 10 месяцев назад

"Jim looks like whatever container he was poured into." Brutal!

@codychapman7342 3 года назад

"If you drop one more end of the word t, I'm going to belt you in the jaw" Jim Norton

@jasonnadeau6556 2 года назад

Damn Opie ruining momentum taking calls was legendary. Ant , Jim, plus the comics made him millions.

@austinhayes3200 Год назад

"Picture this, you can't make this stuff up folks"

@asheriko26 2 года назад

1:06:57 - WHEN NORTON SAYS "THE DUMBEST" - YOU CAN HEAR HE TRULY BELIEVE THIS ABOUT VOS !!! 🤣

@olliefoxx7165 Год назад

Jim's old tape sounds like like a wise cracking dame from the 1940's or Curly from The Three Stooges.

@solidflow86 6 лет назад

every time Jim calls Vos stupid it reminds me of Ren & Stimpy

@Ray_D_Tutto 3 года назад

He looks like him too.

@VonTaylan 7 месяцев назад

😅😂😂

@VonTaylan 7 месяцев назад

STOE..PID!!

@EWheels 7 месяцев назад

Norton sounds like the mono-rail salesman from the Simpsons🤣😂😆

@chrisw3421 3 года назад

Patrice was killing it... I really miss him

@mattprout6441 3 года назад

The phones! THE FUCKING PHONES!

@willw.1466 7 месяцев назад

You can hear Opie go from excited and happy, to paranoid that hes not included, and then resigned and depressed.

@randomBBL 5 лет назад

7:37 - One of Vos' best lines!

@HereForLaughsAndLearns 3 года назад

Vos slayed that day

@onionhat745 3 года назад

For every slam against him and every bomb he hit back with the most savage venom imaginable.

@theremnants6655 2 года назад

He did really well on his own tape roast too. Had Patrice dying with the Paul Mercurio slams.

@253jacksonrhoads1 2 года назад

Vos was that guy in WWII who manned the Flamethrower.

@olliefoxx7165 Год назад

No, he's to small. He'd end up smoking their bootlaces.

@CrooksAndCannabisLLC 3 месяца назад

No , he'd be the guy filling the oven

@chuckcelano5605 4 месяца назад

I love the beginning the constant moans and wails from Patrice and the guys after watching the tape like they were all in direct physical pain and utter shock from what they witnessed

@22allwanted 5 лет назад

Let it bomb!