Opie & Anthony - Roasting Vos' "Old" Stand-up

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Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal and Paul Mecurio are in studio. They're about to go over Vos' old tape of his act but first they laugh at his Randy Watson hair and gap teeth. They all, along with Norton, trash each other throughout this entire segment. After the break they get to Vos' tape. Non-stop jokes and beatings ensue. They also ring the bell every time Vos does a joke from the tape that he still uses and take come calls towards the end. (6-6-02)

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@TimeKillingFuel 6 лет назад

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@cokedpoet8089 3 года назад

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@hotdoggyydog 5 лет назад

Vos to Opie "you don't even have timing listening!" atta boy Rich

@rowdy1467 4 года назад

Time stamp?

@ericfay8302 4 года назад

@@rowdy1467 29:02

@sterlingdemons6875 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stobe187 3 года назад

vos is the ultimate counterpuncher

@damienm5988 3 года назад

But... I bet Rich called later and asked "Are we shtill cool?" Even that he did hit the destroyer hard so go Vos.

@kanteannightmare 5 лет назад

Paul attacking Patrice was like a guy diving into helicopter blades.

@coloredgentleman 4 года назад

Kantean Nightmare 🤣🤣🤣

@Maxdemon98 4 года назад

At least he went for it though, gotta give it up

@Crunchy_Black 4 года назад

Warehouse 13 .Regent I would give it up to him if he knew....but he obviously didn’t know how it would end. Grave Mistake 🤣😂

@jasonperry7010 4 года назад

Everyone likes a tryer

@flatterswhite 4 года назад

@@jasonperry7010 a tryer?

@racketmuseum 2 года назад

The panic of Anthony when he read out that callers joke that bombed was hilarious

@davidperez5089 Год назад

Time stamp negro please -

@daxmiller35 Год назад

@@davidperez5089 15:05. "Paul from Lawrence said that." Hahahaha

@grilledlettuce1845 Год назад

That was probably his best impression of them all Spot on impression of Opie The Destroyer

@mysonisanembarrassment Год назад

It's terrible how many times I've listened to this

@soysaucehairdye7869 Год назад

lol your avatar and profile name made me laugh

@mysonisanembarrassment Год назад

@@soysaucehairdye7869 🔫😘 lol

@richardsagrit7153 4 месяца назад

I’ve listened to so many o and a playlists from Otto and george to Bobo to Joktober. The beauty is there’s so much you can eventually come back to these every 8-16 months and be reentertained time and time again. Don’t feel ashamed lol.

@jaywood5831 4 месяца назад

I come back to it about every year

@robaxl3088 3 месяца назад

A thousand times for me easily

@ClintEatswood Год назад

"Go get me a coffee...Milk and Sweet n Low....and dont let your lips drip in it!" So good.

@Ckeller90 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂 that shit kills me everytime

@ericsiggins254 5 лет назад

Thank God there's so much patrice material available

@aidenfrost7008 4 года назад

Not enough :/

@gregjames5439 3 года назад

A-men

@wunii697 3 года назад

A Men

@AxelSpott 3 года назад

And too much vos

@ericsiggins254 3 года назад

@@AxelSpott that mush mouth slur machine spitting jokes

@ohjaeciii 3 месяца назад

The funniest part is Patrice smashing Paul even tho Paul drove him and most likely drove him back home lmao

@scorcoz 4 года назад

I love how Anthony completely dodged the fact that he used to have long, greasy, curly locks just like Vos

@MedroffYT 2 года назад

“Anthony CU-mia”

@oneskinnyhonky 2 года назад

There's a reason why Colin referred to Ant & Rich as "dumb Yemeni cousins"

@naylik2562 2 года назад

Anthony Cum Mia

@sunnyside9273 2 года назад

@@oneskinnyhonky Colin called Ant a back alley Tunisian knife fighter

@JoeBat95 2 года назад

@@oneskinnyhonky dumb Yemeni cousins is the funniest shit I've heard.

@goreds551 4 года назад

"His opening joke is his closer now." Hahaha

@phendformyself 5 лет назад

15:49 "I had a punchline but forgot it." God damn Rich is the greatest XD

@kanteannightmare 5 лет назад

You know you're bombing when your race joke make Ant groan…

@jessdckey7712 4 года назад

Anthony wont allow racism to look bad.

@nexttonowhere 3 года назад

@@jessdckey7712 this is fucking hilarious

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

2:38 Great job Opie, telling the comedians to "hold on hold on hold on" so you could go for a visual joke. Excellent, Mr. I've Been Doing Radio Since I Was 18.

@ilovehotbbq5307 Год назад

He knows how to do Ray De OOOOOOOH

@sobbyhasselhoff Год назад

It was 20 years ago. Get over it.

@olliefoxx7165 Год назад

@@sobbyhasselhoff You tell em Ant!

@joebarracuda6038 Год назад

@@olliefoxx7165 or ope

@joebarracuda6038 Год назад

44:44 "are we done with the relationship jokes" God they should've jumped on him for that one! I usually don't like the pure opie bashing, cause they all annoyed me once in a while. But what the Hell did he contribute to this whole thing? And he has the balls to interrupt the comics doing their thing?

@Sixstringman 4 года назад

I could listen to this all day, but let's find out what Mike from New Jersey is thinking.

@xxxViceroyxxx 6 дней назад

Mmmmikayyyyy!

@AndrewBarsky 4 года назад

Paul is definitely out of his league, but I must give him credit for stepping up to the plate and giving it a shot. I can say with 100% certainty that any of us would crumble against the assault offered up by the room.

@yootangclan 4 года назад

Yup he sounds like a dick but still gotta give him credit for not giving up

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

I'd crumble with laughter & be useless, as far as slinging jokes back. It would've been an honor to get trashed by Patrice.

@freudgv 3 года назад

Would u give a man credit for slapping 27 y.o mike tyson?

@Wearenotwell 3 года назад

He also sneaks a few really good ones in at the end about MSG. Patrice says he will be at MSG and Paul comes back straight away with “what sweeping up?”

@jonathancarpenter399 3 года назад

Agreed. He could've fared a bit better had he just leaned into the lips thing for a second and make clit joke or something, Jim would've been on his side lol

@MeenBean 3 года назад

Ant’s impression of Dice kills me every time

@VisionPoet 4 года назад

Fxck. They spent 25 mins just going in on each other before the tape even started 😂😂😂😂

@simbarabsha904 3 года назад

30:50 ‘your teeth snuck out!’ 😂😂😂 good lord that was worth every laugh it got

@VonTaylan 11 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@ThePigeonmilk 2 месяца назад

Paul is the friend that comes around because they all do the same thing but noone invites him. He just shows up

@tylerc760 Год назад

It’s fun hearing vos get beat up but he is a great counterpuncher and is hilarious “tootsie roll” hahaha

@tomfranklinart7883 3 года назад

" you flossed with beef jerky....you were a mess" looool

@thundergod9796 5 лет назад

I wish this show was still around obviously with Patrice but this is so much better than podcasts

@felixortiz12183 2 года назад

Someone actually put up a podcast page with every episode that had Patrice in it whole episode I’ve been listening to it on Apple podcast

@max2493 2 года назад

@@felixortiz12183 just found it and added it to my library…thanks!👍🏾

@tnq3882 2 года назад

@@max2493 what’s the name?

@walesisasum 5 лет назад

13:20 "Milk and Sweet n Low, and don't let your lips drip in it". Probably Vos' best smash ever

@tylerc760 Год назад

Rich is a counterpuncher he’s funny af even if we like him getting beat up.. tootsie roll hahaha!!!

@ProfessorCDO 6 месяцев назад

That shit had me in tears

@TroubleOnTheWaters 2 года назад

2:20* soul glo 3:20 drug mouth 4:34 crack sweat 10:05* jewish slaves 13:16* coffee lips 14:30 barney emmy 27:00 Vos slurp sing 29:00 timing listening 30:50 teeth jokes 1:03:00* Paul bombs 1:05:45 Paul doing characters

@dontaemiles92 2 года назад

Thanks

@dontaemiles92 2 года назад

That lip drip joke was amazing

@jakeeheredia Год назад

Coffee lips killed me

@haloslipping3218 4 года назад

Paul and Opie deserve each other

@Felipe-go9hm 5 лет назад

"I kidney stone washed my car today" Jimmy Norton sharp as ever in this one

@THERobertL2000 2 года назад

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Agreed!

@PonySlaystati0n 2 года назад

Didn’t get the laugh it deserved

@miggz88 4 года назад

When they play the soul glo theme 😭😭😭😭💀

@WaldoCarmen 4 года назад

"This was 13 years ago.. what was that, 1989?" Damn, dude. This clip itself is more than 17 years old now, making this vos tape 30 goddamn years old

@Theycallmethek3 4 года назад

I was born then lol

@sicwitit9918 4 года назад

@anonymous ooh, careful with that old bit, the rust might give you tetanus

@sicwitit9918 4 года назад

@anonymous it does, kinda like your generation before complaining about the kids they made

@sicwitit9918 4 года назад

@anonymous the internet was made before your generation you dult, pre vietnam. And na, i got booted at 16 by my mothers junkie boyfriend who sounds about your age. He now lives with his grandmother, my mother lives with her mother, and im paying off my second home. Anything else?

@Mike-cd7bj 4 года назад

2002 god damn. Ain't that some shit

@BickBickersen Год назад

Vos’s to Opie “you don’t even have timing listening” killer

@charlest5604 Год назад

I noticed that Opie only really let Ant goof on him. There's a couple he was cool with (paralyzed Opie) but usually got defensive with anyone but Ant.

@Swoost 11 месяцев назад

@@charlest5604until he got defensive with Ant and destroyed their professional relationship

@natturner534 9 месяцев назад

I come back to this 3-4 times per year. Never gets old

@Woodzo 3 года назад

"when they were building Pyramids they were cleaner" think i nearly choked on my drink

@godlesspeacesign8852 3 месяца назад

"Jesus, Chosen People, brush ya teeth!"

@derekjay.s 5 лет назад

Opie reading from instant feedback is his only chance to get a jab in

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

and he can barely manage that half the time, the mumbling prick.

@lockandreload 2 года назад

Look up "straight man"

@AngryJT 3 месяца назад

Look up "hole"

@aclambert8581 6 лет назад

Old Vos looks like Dustin Hoffman in "Hook"

@rayblack2004 5 лет назад

good form...

@laurencephillip-mdh-4725 5 лет назад

lmao

@rayblack2004 5 лет назад

@Offhand Hominid Smee, wheres the carpet?

@duffman2112 5 лет назад

To a 10 year old, hes huge. -Uncle Paul

@harrygreb3457 4 года назад

Vic Ostrowski Hahahahahahah!!!

@coach3155 4 года назад

opie and anthony is like WWE for comics

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

The more comics there are in the studio, the more it becomes the Royal Rumble of comedy.

@russBwright 3 года назад

45:43 Anthony Kills & Patrice with the most infectious laugh ever

@mawbts530 5 лет назад

When Patrice roasts someone, he sounds funny. When Paul Mercurio roasts someone, he just sounds mean. What a difference tone makes.

@KulZaze 4 года назад

The main reason for this is experience Patrice trains through trashing everyone & getting trashed and Paul memorized his trashing lines

@JBrown_Trivium 3 года назад

100%. When the comics from the table, ( Kelly, Vos, Burr, Hart, ONeal, Norton, etc.) All bash each other it's for humor and to make the others laugh. Its fuckin BRUTAL but hilarious. Mercutio just doesnt have the grace to trash someone without sounding like a mean little kid. Comes across as desperate

@T_D_B_ 3 года назад

One is a funny dude, the other is a twat

@TheeAccountable 2 года назад

He comes off as panicky, like a cat backed into a corner hissing

@drock6966 Год назад

@@TheeAccountable 😆😆😆 That was a good one!! Yeah Paul sounds like he's purposely trying to hurt others feelings instead of trying to be funny.

@Cosmo87- 4 года назад

4:02 “he looked like a sea creature he was AWFUL” Lololol

@thepeckhampoet1909 Год назад

Coming back for nostalgia, this was one of the funniest opie and Anthony shows ever. The music from coming to America hair product advert still kills me. So many lines you miss, your teeth was rotting in order, being one of them. Wish we could find the original stand up footage of gressy vos.

@ballzoffire123 4 года назад

Vos is the Mick Foley of comedy. He's great because of the tremendous beatings he took from actually great comedians.

@darklord220 4 года назад

Idk irl he kills

@ballzoffire123 4 года назад

@@darklord220 Haha! Very true. I'm honestly only talking a little shit. Rich Vos is hilarious and a true pro. But seriously, that "pyramid dust" crack almost killed me! 😄😂

@bluraynation5188 4 года назад

@Slaterhater Bill Burr can dish it out pretty good too. ESPECIALLY back in those days.

@hunterbiden7890 3 года назад

Excellent comment.

@THERobertL2000 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@willville101 4 года назад

14:10 Rich Vos had Patrice's back with this one 😂😂😂 that emmy was a heavy punch but Rich was ready.

@Mangaboy69 3 года назад

That was amazing

@KerkinWayno Год назад

Patrice loved that trashing tho 😂😂

@Kobe-jz2zz 11 месяцев назад

LMFAOOOOO VOS WENT OFF

@grandpacreampie 3 месяца назад

It was more like an aerobics teacher landing a jab on Roberto Duran then Marvin Hagler killing dude with body shots

@Timillionaire 6 лет назад

Cant believe this was 2002

@Willthrill8 5 лет назад

TimboSlice I totally thought this was the Xm days

@Timillionaire 5 лет назад

Will Falls same but if that dates correct in the description, this was right when they began Tough Crowd. Crazy to think about

@scottbaylo 3 года назад

35:45 the Leno bit is friggin hilarious! I would’ve loved to hear them do a 2 hour continuation on that one joke.

@jaimeherrera4995 2 года назад

Same 😂😂

@Hotsaucedeluxe 2 года назад

This was the segment that turned me into a permanent fan. I remember listening to this riding the bus home.

@crazydrummer99999 6 лет назад

"He looked like a sea creature it was awful."

@ballzoffire123 4 года назад

4:01 🤣🤣

@Yophillips3272 2 года назад

@reptard You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

@ozzy7609 Год назад

35:46 I repeat this to myself every damn day and it never fails to make me laugh out loudly.

@WaldoBagelTopper 3 года назад

Lol vos always uses “alright?” as a crutch lmao he seeks approval in mid shootout 😂

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

"Firshzt of all, alright? Hereshz da ting, okay?... what washz I tawlking about?" (Vos proceeds to laugh way too hard at himself)

@sea4our 2 года назад

i fucking miss Patrice O'Neal. this man was criminally underrated. dude was just too real for Showbiz lol

@OrangeElixir Год назад

Every time they play the "Soul Glo" theme, I picture Vos walking in slow motion, with his long, glistening curls and his sinfully revealing Daisy Dukes, batting his eyelashes and swinging his hips coquettishly. And all I can do is stare and wonder to myself, "How does he part his teeth on the side like that?"

@tastemaker_87 2 года назад

I love the CHAOS of this, I listen back cos there's always a comment or insult i missed before amongst the chaos 😆

@ZBR_ProXP 3 года назад

“Here’s another plug for Paul… his hair”

@jaimeherrera4995 2 года назад

How is Patrice O'Neal not more known?! So funny

@chuckcelano5605 2 года назад

Patrice is still here in spirit laughing his confused ass off at all of us in between roasting Greg giraldo and Moses.

@LRrealest 2 года назад

RIP Patrice and Greg

@jcee6886 8 месяцев назад

Patrice killed me with the line, I can open with a woman but I can't close the deal. I get all nervous and spit on her

@drock6966 Год назад

45:50 "Good tidings to you/ You white honkey Jew. OH!!" in Andrew Dice Clay's voice KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! 😆😆😆

@SwizzleStickMcGee 2 года назад

Paul Mercurio makes Vos look like Pryor.

@doomlava222 2 месяца назад

Now i see why Paul Mercurio is virtually unknown.

@didisaythat4230 2 года назад

Rich vos was one of my favorite OnA guests

@painjammin 3 года назад

"The last time I saw lips like that there was a plate in one of them!" LMAO!!!!

@920WASHBURN Год назад

I think Bonnie said it best "someone who looks like that shouldn't have this much confidence".

@rowdy1467 5 лет назад

Mercurio couldn't hang. Haha

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

He has the same self-righteousness that DeRosa has.

@fryloc359 4 месяца назад

I love that they can rip the absolute shit out of each other and laugh about it.

@Nc18554 2 года назад

Whenever patrice and Vos were on, you knew it was gonna be fucking hilarious.

@irondirigible4216 Год назад

Vos's old material is still better than 99% of all female comics today.

@mikehoncho5764 Год назад

Female comics are horrible

@Citizen__X1 Год назад

Who’s the 1%?

@irondirigible4216 Год назад

@@Citizen__X1 IDK, Sarah Silverman, but like 15 years ago lol

@leedobson 3 года назад

Vos is a hell of a good sport

@Doorito_ 4 года назад

“These aren’t fake teeth, they’re caps...”

@ajlukelepuke 3 года назад

Real enough

@TheeAccountable 3 года назад

One of the best jabs at Vos’ fake teeth was from Bobby Kelly in the most vicious episode on O&A Someone complimented Vos and goes “your teeth do look good” “Not his teeth, THOSE teeth” Bobby Kelly

@brianewing5778 5 лет назад

"That was like one Yates child after the other." Fucking Norton is the best!!!

@OHGEEH 3 года назад

Patrice and Paul Mercurio roasting each other had me PISSING myself the whole time

@klipser66 5 лет назад

6:10 "You had teeth like a Bosnian Serb" ahahahahahaha true

@martinsuareznunez2620 2 года назад

10:05 patrice leveling the place for the 17th time … men he was a comedy genius

@masamune28954 4 года назад

"We can all smell it on you" is such a killer comeback

@stonedskeptic4146 3 года назад

Vos hit the nail on the head, Mercurio tries to be Lewis Black but it just comes off as mean spirited and cringey.

@TheJayofthejungle 2 года назад

"He looked like a white-trash Dracula" - Patrice about Vos

@drock6966 Год назад

LMAO!! 😆😆😆😆

@ericpettyfishing Год назад

Man, I always love coming back and listening again.

@Xeno389 4 года назад

Vos after bombing a joke for the 48th time: "That wash good guysh"

@Mike-cd7bj 4 года назад

Heresht dathing...

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

Or he interrupts his own punchline because his confidence trickles out while he's speaking. He needs someone like Mercurio to follow him around so he has someone to make fun of at a moment's notice.

@majinboot8775 3 года назад

I love how he immediately moves on after a bomb-listen, you stink.

@dannyambros7613 3 года назад

You read, John?!?

@JRC99 Месяц назад

Heresh da thing, okay? @Mike-cd7bj

@DukeOfAllPixels 2 месяца назад

When Colin called Vos the greatest counter puncher ever, man was that the perfect description:) love all these guys and miss these days!

@hisdangerousness 2 года назад

Every second of Patrice is valuable, him lighting up Vos doubly so!!! Thanks for all the gold😁

@SnarkticonDM 5 месяцев назад

I never heard of Paul Mecurio, now I know why.

@willville101 4 года назад

Opie always promoted Patrice O'Neal the most. RIP The Great Patrice O'Neal ☝🏽👑🎩

@sw333n3y 5 лет назад

07:50 "Voss had the first case of aids, he had to."

@felixortiz12183 2 года назад

Always loved how Vos would throw in where he was performing while getting bashed lol also when they make fun of Paul saying mofo I died 😂😂😂

@gary6006 5 лет назад

God damn, Patrice was a fucking assassin. He could verbally take down ANYBODY! He's so fucking missed!

@lachazaroony 4 года назад

Patrice is Patrice, but i love Norton, he only jumps in when he has a killer line. His lines are always knockouts.

@TheSpear 4 года назад

"he looks like he drank crack"- patrice oneal.

@adambrown3918 3 года назад

Thank you so much! Absolute gold. You have a new subscriber....FOR LIFE!! 😊

@mrj509 5 лет назад

Rest in peace Patrice

@MrUrech 4 года назад

Rest in patrice

@mvanse 4 года назад

Patrice slamming everybody and then getting destroyed at 1:11:00 is hilarious

@willville101 4 года назад

😂😂

@scampoli25 5 лет назад

Rich now looks like a body building dwarf that was apart of a half assed supersoldier program

@drewinsur7321 4 года назад

PISTOL PETE lol With that gypsy mouth it should be like "captain romanian"

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

One time Rich took his shirt off on Tough Crowd and Patrice said he was built like an ant, called him "thorax body", THEN held up a cupcake & said, "Vos jumped out of this!"

@nicm238 2 года назад

@@oneskinnyhonky lmaoo I can hear him sayin it too

@oneskinnyhonky 2 года назад

@@nicm238 It happens at the 12 minute mark. Warning, though, you're gonna see a topless Vos in daisy dukes. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GELn-6JdFf0.html

@oneskinnyhonky 3 года назад

Vos thinks he's a seven because Bonnie settled for him, not realizing that she's (as Colin said) a Canadian hayseed who doesn't know any better.